Chapter 552 Listen: I want to be a capitalist in the riding circle! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Junior brother, your cave is so elegant and fairy-like!”
Batu Cave in Black Wind Mountain, Wukong walked around with his hands behind his back and found a small bridge here The flowing water and lush green plants are more exquisite than some immortal caves in heaven, especially there is no trace of evil spirit. If you don't know better, you may think that it is a villa built by some immortal in the human world.
The black bear spirit brought two cups of tea and said with an apologetic smile:
"I was just thinking about it when I was bored. It is definitely not as good as my senior brother's Water Curtain Cave."
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This is really not a compliment to Wukong, because Water Curtain Cave is on the ancestral line of the Ten Continents and is a blessed place that even gods cannot find. It is indeed better than Batu Cave.
But when it comes to the layout and furnishings inside... Hey, we are drinking tea and time is urgent, so we won’t talk about these insignificant topics with the second junior brother.
Wukong first took out the canned fruits and various snacks that his junior brother would use to entertain guests tomorrow, and also brought some fruits such as bananas, pineapples, blood oranges, grapefruits, etc., which moved the black bear spirit:
“Thank you, senior brother!”
“You don’t need to thank me, it was all given by His Highness the Holy Son. You can just thank His Highness the Holy Son later... While I have plenty of time now, I will tell you something. The origin of everything - the disappearance of Sun Facai in the real world."
In order to let the black bear spirit understand better, Wukong started directly from the disappearance of Sun Facai, and then Wu Song accidentally entered the B&B, and Li Yu sold silver ingots for money...
The black bear spirit was stunned when he heard it, and he did not expect it at all. The world we live in is actually a story in a book.
"My uncle asked you to choose before, just to see if you want to follow the path of the original plot or the new path we created."
"Senior brother, don't worry, I Xiong Er will definitely not He's following the old path."
The black bear spirit digested what he heard and played with the mobile phone that Wukong gave him. He waited until the little demon in the cave brought two bowls of plain noodles for midnight snack. Patting the huge bear's head, he asked Wukong:
"Senior brother, how will I arrange the little demons in the cave after I leave? They are all carefully selected by me. Although they are demons, they are cultured and polite. If they are left alone, there is no telling how they will change in a few years. You have to be bloodthirsty and cruel to bring disaster. "
When the black bear spirit is suppressed, the little monsters can develop normally. Once no one controls them, these little monsters may immediately let themselves go and return to their natural nature.
Wukong said:
“This is easy to handle. There are more than a thousand grass-headed gods under Erlang Xiansheng, all of whom he subdued when he conquered the four directions. If you want, you can let him The little demon in the cave will work as a follower under the Caotou God and share some merits. In the future, he may be able to cleanse the demons and become a member of the immortal class."
When he heard this, the black bear spirit was excited. You have to rub your hands together:
"If they can be allowed to follow the True Lord Qingyuan Miaodao, it will be a blessing from their past lives... Senior brother, little brother, I will give you a drink with tea instead of wine!"
Wukong laughed:
"You're welcome. Tomorrow your friends can also let them follow Xiao Erlang, so as not to go on the road of no return and have Erlang lead an army to conquer... From now on, this will be the land of the Tang Dynasty. No matter what monsters and monsters, once Anyone who harms the common people will be put to death!"
The black bear spirit took a mouthful of noodles and said:
"A few years ago, I also traveled to the Tang Dynasty and visited Chang'an City. At that time, I felt The Tang Dynasty was full of martial virtue... I wonder who was the leader of this Western Expedition? Li Jing, Li Yaoshi, or Li Ji and Li Maogong? "
Wukong took out a pot of old vinegar from the bag on his waist, put some into his bowl, and handed it to the black bear spirit:
"The coach is Qin Shubao. He and His Highness the Holy Son are called brothers, and they are called brothers. The life of the underworld has been extended for twenty years, and now is a good time to make contributions. Li Jing is sitting in the rear. When the situation opens up, he will probably move westward. As for Li Ji and other generals, it is possible to attack due north or northeast... Li Shimin The great ambition he has set is to unify the southern continent and expand outward violently."
The black bear spirit has no interest in human battles, but when he thinks of merit, he can't wait to participate with his black tassel spear.
“Junior brother, don’t panic, go to Lingshan to seek the true scriptures, a lot of merits are waiting for you... If you join Lingshan, you will be a Bodhisattva at the very least. If you follow me to the Wa Palace and listen to the empress, you will definitely be good in the future. There are bigger challenges, it depends on how you choose.”
Hearing this, Black Bear Spirit was very excited. In the past, he had no backers and had to be cautious in everything he did. But now he has two big backers to rely on. There is a sense of surprise that one has been poor for a long time and suddenly becomes rich.
In the real world, Li Yu stewed a pot of mutton with skin, ready to satisfy everyone's meat addiction.
Lü Bu originally wanted to go back, but when he saw this situation, he immediately planned to go back after eating. If there was any leftover, he would just bring it to Zhang Liao so that the governor of Bingzhou could also satisfy his greed.
Xuan Zang was very curious about the scenic spot and said he wanted to go in and have a look around, but would not come back for lunch at noon.
Li Yu was worried that Xuanzang would be hungry, so he transferred 10,000 yuan to Xuanzang’s WeChat account and told Zhang Guoan:
“I invited a monk from out of town to visit the scenic spot. , please take care of it.”
"Okay, don't worry Li Yu, I will tell everyone."
Hearing that there is meat to eat, Zhao Xue, who was live broadcasting with Mu Guiying at the Hanfu Factory, also rushed back. The little girl has now learned I ride a motorcycle, but I don’t have a driver’s license. I don’t dare to drive it at ordinary times. I only dare to ride around on a few electric scooters newly equipped by the B&B.
When the meal started, Liu Xie also came over and shared photos and videos of Full Moon Wine with everyone.
Li Yu said:
"Post it in the group and let your wife see it too."
A few days ago, Li Yu established a WeChat group and invited all the ancients and people who knew the secrets of the B&B. Even Dundun was there, using the account of [Miao Village Chief], and would occasionally post in the group. Emojis liven up the atmosphere.
Liu Xie sorted it out and quickly sent the photos to the group.
【Big! Chinese! Rise! rise! 】: Share the photos and videos of Sun Mao's full moon wine [Photo] [Photo] [Photo] [Photo] [Photo]
[His Majesty Tian Khan, who has too many titles to write down]: Brother, you This photography technique is very average, but the little doll is really cute. I don’t know when sister Wu Gu will be able to marry me. It’s heartbreaking~
[Empress Xiao Feiying of the Great Zhou Dynasty]: Only a sissy can say that. As for Ci, if you continue to be so unmanly, we will support your brother Li Jiancheng.
[The stupidest little fat cicada in the family]: Sister Guiying, please don’t scare Shimin, otherwise he will cry again.
[The stupidest little fat cicada in the whole family]: Who secretly changed the group business card for me? [Crazy][Crazy][Crazy]
[Empress Xiao Feiying of the Great Zhou Dynasty]: I don’t know, it must be a system failure. I know everything about Tencent’s software.
[Xiao Feixue, who knows how to steal food]: Don’t be angry, Second Mistress. It’s obvious who changed it.
【Little Fat Snow, who knows how to grab food】: Why has my name also changed? 【Angry】【Angry】【Angry】
[Sister Zhou, Queen of the Generation]: Guiying should not change her name all the time, especially Dundun’s name. If she is unhappy, it will bring you bad luck.
[Empress Xiao Feiying of the Great Zhou Dynasty]: I know Sister Zhou, today I am eating mutton with skin [photo], how about I ride my motorcycle to give you some? Super delicious.
[Tiger Fighting Hero Takejiro]: Sister Guiying is getting more and more adapted to the real world, and even the group business cards are showing off.
[Lu Shi’s Sweet Lady Xiao Fengxian]: Senior sister, if you change your name like this again, I will ask Master to lower the Nine Songs [Chongzi] [Chongzi] Yellow River Formation.
[Holy Master Little Fat Cat]: [Cool] [Cool]
[Burial of all living beings in the sky and on the earth]: Why even the business cards of the poor monks were changed?
[Empress Xiao Feiying of the Great Zhou Dynasty]: It suits your temperament better. In the original work, you like to cry, and your sworn brother Xiao Feiying also likes to cry, so I changed the name to give you some courage!
[Xiao Feiying, Empress of the Great Zhou Dynasty]: I heard that asking those masters to change your name costs at least one hundred thousand yuan. We are all our own, Xiao Sanzang, so I won’t charge. In the future, I will make time for Sun Wukong to come. Just perform some somersaults in Mukezhai.
[Bury all living beings in the sky and on the earth]: Okay, I will tell Wukong when I get back, and I will let him visit various worlds on my behalf.
[Empress Xiao Yuyu]: Xuanzang, what did you eat for lunch? Why don't you come back and I'll cook some noodles for you.
[Bury all living things in the sky and hide in the earth]: No, the young monk just bought a vegetable pancake, which was delicious. Now I saw the sesame pancake in front and wanted to buy one to try. If it is delicious, I will bring some to the two disciples. indivual.
In the scenic spot, Tang Monk finished replying to the message and took a bite of the vegetable pancake without eggs. The crispy outer skin paired with fresh pumpkin shreds was really delicious.
He took out his mobile phone and was about to pay when the stall owner waved his hand and said:
“It’s my first time to come to this scenic spot for a monk. I don’t need any money, just think of it as a good deed.”
When Xuanzang heard this, he quickly put down the vegetable cake and saluted with his hands clasped together. This scene happened to be photographed by a nearby tourist. Xuanzang was handsome, and there was a strong sense of being out of the world in every move he made. He really looked like him. He is the Buddha who was banished to the human world.
"Wow, what a handsome little brother, just like Monk Tang in Journey to the West."
"That's right, Elder Tang, can I live forever by eating your meat?"
"Boss, What kind of cake did he just eat? Give me one too."
"I'll take two. See how delicious this monk is."
"We want five. You didn’t put the eggs in, right? We don’t put them in either. Let’s learn from the monk today.”
"..."
Just like that, the business of the originally crowded stall suddenly improved because of Xuanzang's arrival. Many people bought vegetable cakes and ran over to take photos with Xuanzang.
Xuan Zang also refused to accept anyone who came. He took a group photo with him if he asked. He also took short videos if he wanted. Except for turning a deaf ear to the teasing of the female donors, he was very cooperative in everything else.
After finishing the vegetable cake, Xuanzang went to buy a sesame pancake, then took a bottle of mineral water and strolled around the scenic spot.
In the B&B restaurant, Li Yu looked at the photos from the scenic spot group and felt that Xuanzang was really interesting. He is not timid at all, and can chat with anyone, even if it is a completely unrelated topic, but because of his monk's robe, it is not inconsistent at all.
Lu Bu changed his group name card to Hussars General Lu Fengxian, then picked up the bowl and started eating:
"Sister, if you are bored, you can change Lao Guan's group name card to theirs, anyway. If this group of people is not around, you can change it however you want."
When Li Yu established the group, he directly brought all the people from Liu Guan, Zhang Shanxiong, Xie Yingdenden into the group. Unfortunately, these people all went to the book world. I have never been in the group.
Mu Guiying said:
"They are not here, so there is no point in changing it."
Diao Chan held a piece of mutton ribs and gnawed slowly:
"What time will Sister Guiying go to practice driving in the afternoon?"
"Two o'clock, practice until five o'clock, what's the matter, Fairy Little Chan?"
"When you come here, take a turn from the train station and bring some roasted sweet potatoes to Brother Dao, we all In the group, just don’t make Brother Dao sad if he’s not here.”
Dundun can post emoticons in the group because this guy can rely on his luck to type. But Brother Dao does not have the power of luck, so even though he is a high-ranking heavenly being in the book world, he still cannot play with his mobile phone. Not to mention chatting and fighting in the group.
Mu Guiying said:
“No problem, I’ll buy a few more and buy some fried chicken for Brother Dao, so that he can live a decadent fat house life.”
She originally wanted to give Brother Dao the nickname Little Fatty, but thinking about Brother Dao's influence on the world in the book, she wisely gave up the idea in the end.
If Brother Dao is made unhappy, a volcano suddenly appears in Muke Village, or there is a super heavy rain with a rainfall of 10,000 mm, the foundation of the Zhou Dynasty will be completely destroyed.
Zhao Xue picked a piece of mutton belly and put it in the bowl, and took a bite happily:
"Second Mistress, I heard from Xiao Qian'er that there are no classes in the afternoon?"
"Yes, Your integration into this society requires not only cultural classes, but also more contact with society. I asked your brother and sister-in-law to drive a three-wheeler to the town to buy things. Once you get your ID card, you can travel by plane and high-speed train. "
< br>The household registration of Zhao Feng's family is being processed quickly to avoid being arrested as a gangster later.
When Zhao Xue heard this, he quickly suggested:
"Then let's go catch crayfish in the afternoon? I heard from people in the village that there is a section of the river downstream where crayfish are overflowing and eating a lot of aquatic plants. Those small aquatic plants are so pitiful. We must save them immediately!"
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Fortunately, there are no vegetarians in the B&B, otherwise I would be so angry that I would vomit blood just by saying this.
The greedy crayfish said directly that it was too pitiful to talk about a small waterweed. With this rhetoric, this general who conquered the north was stable.
Thinking of the recent anti-drowning publicity, Li Yu said:
"Don't go to the river. I'll buy some crayfish in the afternoon and make a big pot for you to enjoy."
The crayfish caught are thinner and the quantity is small. Relatively speaking, it is better to buy ready-made ones. .
After hearing this, Mu Guiying immediately raised her hand to express that she wanted to eat five catties. Zhao Xue originally wanted to say five catties, but felt that it was disrespectful to report the same number as the Queen, so she reported four catties. Nine taels.
Zhao Yun thought the crayfish was troublesome and said with a smile:
"Compared to shrimp, I prefer to use soup to mix noodles. The cooked braised noodles are mixed in. It feels more delicious than shrimp meat. ”
Lu Bu prefers the side dishes, such as French fries and thousand-page tofu, but when he goes back later he will be busy laying bridge boards and training several masters specializing in pile driving, so he may not have time to eat.
Li Shimin prefers to eat rice cakes, and Liu Xie likes to use soup to make cakes. Although they are both crayfish, everyone likes them differently.
Li Yu ate a bowl of rice, took the lunch box over, put in a portion of mutton left in the kitchen pot, and filled it with another portion of rice, packed it, and drove to the city to deliver food to Zhou Ruotong.
My life has improved, so naturally I have to let Baby Tong have a taste.
While passing by the gate of the scenic spot, Li Yu saw Xuanzang holding a few bottles of mineral water and speaking earnestly to several professional beggars at the gate. Zhang Guoan led four or five security guards and stood not far away. Guarding, for fear that Xuanzang would be beaten.
Li Yu dialed Zhang Guoan and asked:
"What's going on?"
"Those professional beggars at the door came to cheat money again. I was about to drive them away when this monk came He asked me not to drive them away violently, but also bought them a bottle of mineral water, and then persuaded them to follow the right path and love life. "
Is this kind of person easy to persuade... Li Yu said dumbfounded:
“Be careful not to let him get beaten.”
"Don't worry, it won't happen. Manager Wu will be here soon, and I think those people are going to cry. They are still apologizing. Li Yu, where did this monk come from? He is quite virtuous!"
Nonsense, he is the eminent monk who convened the National Water and Land Conference for the Tang Dynasty. His organizational and coordination abilities are beyond the comparison of ordinary people.
After all, the Water and Land Conference is attended by both Buddhism and Taoism, and even the national master will personally attend. Without a certain level, they will not listen to the command of a young monk.
Using such eloquence to deal with several professional beggars is like Dongfeng 41 swatting mosquitoes.
It can be said that Xuanzang is not afraid of any opponent without taking action.
Just as he was talking, Li Yu saw Wu Song's X5 driving to the entrance of the scenic spot, so he felt relieved and drove to the city to deliver food to Professor Zhou.
With Wu Song here, no one can lay a finger on Xuanzang.
When he arrived at the archaeological team, Li Yu took advantage of Professor Zhou's meal time to go to the fruit shop at the door and buy her a piece of cut fruit. After lunch, he had some fruit for her to enjoy.
"I'm going to make crayfish in the afternoon. Wife, do you have any requirements?"
"Crayfish is not cost-effective. Look at the bamboo shrimp. If it works, don't eat it. If you throw away more than half of the crayfish, you might as well eat sea shrimp.”
"Okay, I'll go to the market later to see what I can buy."
Li Yu looked at the paper Professor Zhou was writing. Oracle deciphering has gradually entered the fast lane, but due to the need It is estimated that it will take several years for academic circles to change some past concepts.
Behind every viewpoint, there is a large group of experts and professors who rely on it for a living, so it is the most difficult to change the concept.
However, as more and more texts are deciphered, the mistakes of the past will be increasingly proven. In the face of the general trend, no expert or scholar can stop it.
Just like the debate between geocentric theory and heliocentric theory, time will prove everything.
After leaving the archaeological team, Li Yu drove to the aquatic product market and asked about the price of crayfish. It was indeed not cheap, especially the super big ones, which even cost more than sea shrimp.
Li Yu bought ten kilograms of crayfish, ten kilograms of black tiger shrimp, fifteen kilograms of bamboo shrimp, and other shellfish such as oysters, razor clams, and blood clams.
After buying everything, load it into the car and drive home.
In Fengshen World, near Erlang Temple at the mouth of Guanjiang River, Diting and her good friend Xiaotian were playing by the river.
Di Ting is still dressed as a boy in white, but Xiaotian doesn't like to turn into a human form, preferring to show people his true self.
"Xiao Tian, now everyone is striving for merit in the world, do you have a sense of crisis?"
Xiao Tian, a thin black dog, spoke human words:
"Every time the master earns merit, he will Share some with me. There is also a statue of my god in the temple, and I receive incense every day. Why should I feel a sense of crisis?” What? We have to earn merit secretly!”
Xiao Tian was stunned for a moment:
"How to make money?"
Di Ting pointed to the turbulent river and said:
"You rely on the mountains to eat the mountains, and you rely on the water to eat the water... If you are not busy, you can catch some fresh fish from the river. , give it quietly to the poor people nearby, everyone will be grateful to you in the future, won’t the merits come now?”
Xiaotian was really moved, and immediately clenched his fists after hearing the plan:
"Hoho, Xiaotian is rescuing the people at my suggestion, so all its merits must be shared with me... Ha, if I want to use ten mounts to do good deeds, wouldn't I be able to get a very considerable sum? Merit income, "Das Kapital" is indeed a good book, I want to read more in the future!"
(End of this chapter)