Chapter 553 Buddha Clothing Association? This is obviously a job fair held exclusively by Erlang Temple! [Asking for monthly votes]
“Xiaotian, there is a big fish on the left, catch it quickly!”
Xiaotian Dog is an activist. Since you can gain merit by catching some fish and giving them to poor people, So what are you waiting for? Just jump into the river and start fishing.
Di Ting is suspended three feet high on the water to help direct.
Soon, large fish weighing more than ten kilograms were caught from the water, and Xiaotian used his magical power to throw them into a puddle dug by the river. When enough fish were collected, they would be distributed to them all common people.
In less than half an hour, Xiaotian had caught dozens of fish, filling the small puddles with fish.
Di Ting knew how to encourage education and quickly sent a rainbow fart:
"Xiaotian, you are so awesome. It's a pity that Master Xuanzang is not here. Otherwise, he can send some to the real world. Holy Your Highness must like these fish.”
The roaring dog jumped out of the water, with arrogance in his eyes:
“It’s just a few small fish, not worth mentioning. If you think it’s not enough. , I can catch some more in no time..."
Diting immediately switched to Lu Yu's interview mode:
"Really? I don't believe it!"
One sentence made Xiaotian, who had originally planned to stop, jump into the river again and grab another After catching some fish, the two mounts started to deliver the fish.
But you can’t give away fish randomly.
For example, if a bad guy was about to starve to death, but ended up eating the fish sent by Xiao Tian, he became alive and kicking again, and then started causing trouble again. All the killings he caused would be attributed to Xiao Tian.
Therefore, you must listen carefully and not let a good thing that earns merit turn into a major event with cause and effect.
When he came to the door of a house, Di Ting listened for a while and said to Xiao Tian:
“This house is not good. Their house has dozens of gold ingots buried underground. , just go around asking for help, and the food you ask for is converted into gold, and when it is accumulated, it is made into gold ingots, and buried again in the ground..."
Xiaotian was a little confused after hearing this:
“What are you picturing?”
"You miser, in the end this family will starve to death holding on to their gold. Let's stop giving relief and replace them with the next family... Hey, the family in front seems to have a Jinshi. Let's go ahead and give him a fish to encourage him."
Teeting can hear the sounds of all realms, and can also call merit books from the underworld, and can clearly see everyone's past, present and future. He is responsible for feeding them, so there is no problem.
However, the two little guys thought they were unaware of anything, but in fact they were all under the watchful eye of Erlang Shen.
Kang Taiwei asked in a low voice:
"Brother, will they dissatisfy the river god if they are like this?"
Erlang Shen lowered his head and played with Lianliankan on his mobile phone:
"If you are not satisfied, just change to the River God. What's the problem... Dear brother, I will write you a note. You can take the note to Hades and check it out." In the merit books of various places, write down the names of rivers that are often flooded, and after finding out, report them one by one to His Majesty the King of Tang, so that they can start canonizing new water gods. "
Since the people regard us as the master. Gods in waters all over the country, take advantage of this opportunity to do some prerequisite research first.
All river gods who endanger the lives of the people will be arrested and tried. They should be beheaded or exiled. No matter who is the nephew of the Dragon King of the Four Seas, they will never be tolerated!
Although China has believed in dragons since ancient times, among the people, the Dragon King is not a good god, but a god of disaster.
The so-called disaster gods are gods closely related to people's livelihood. They usually need people to offer sacrifices to pray for peace. If they are unhappy, they will cause floods or droughts.
It’s okay in inland areas. They usually worship the Dragon King when praying for rain. But in coastal areas, people and money have to be wasted every year to hold grand ceremonies to pray that the wind and waves in the sea will not be too big.
Sometimes conventional prayers don’t work, so you have to offer boys and girls for the Dragon King to enjoy.
If it doesn't work after offering the boys and girls, the people will no longer give anything, but change to another form - whipping the Dragon King, and lashing the Dragon King's statue with a whip, which is another form of giving. If you don't eat the toast, you will be fined with alcohol.
Nezha skinned and cramped the Dragon King's crown prince, and he went too far, but the people didn't think bad of him. The reason was that everyone thought it was a good thing to beat the Dragon King.
Therefore, Wukong often goes to the Dragon Palace to fight against the autumn wind. "Journey to the East" even regards the Dragon King as the villain BOSS. In the eyes of the common people, this is what it should be.
In the original work of "The Romance of the Gods", Nezha wanted to die, but as soon as Mrs. Yin built a temple for him, the people ran to worship him. Nezha also appeared many times to help everyone. When Li Jing found out, The incense is already very strong.
From the perspective of the common people, going to Nezha Temple to burn incense and Nezha appearing to help is the most typical benevolent god.
The God of Goodness usually does not need to burn incense. If something happens, he can just bring offerings to ask for it. However, the God of Disaster must be worshiped regularly, and the amount must be increased from time to time, so as not to cause trouble to the people.
Introduced in a modern context, disaster gods such as the Dragon King are low-level officials above the common people. They usually show off their power and power, and the common people need to fawn over them in order to live.
The good gods are patrol cadres who do not directly manage the people, but when they come to them, they will punish those grassroots officials who do not do anything and do good things for the people.
In addition to Nezha, Erlang Shen is also a typical good god.
There is a flood on the mountain, please pay homage to Mr. Erlang; it has not rained for a long time, please pay homage to Mr. Erlang; there is a man-eating demon nearby; please pay homage to Mr. Erlang; my wife has never been pregnant. ...Well, this is not Erlang's business, so there is no use in worshiping him.
Kang Taiwei took the note from Erlang Shen and prepared to go on a business trip to the underworld.
After Erlang Shen finished playing a game, he put away his mobile phone silently, planning to fly to Guanyin Temple, meet the black bear spirit first, and then go to Yunzhan Cave together to destroy the pig monster and complete His Highness the Holy Son. assigned tasks.
Before leaving, he said to Taiwei Kang:
"After getting those merit documents, remember to go to Chang'an to find Wei Zheng, and then go to see His Majesty."
"Okay, big brother, you How long will it take?”
“I’ll be back in seven days at most.”
Erlang Shen flew out of Erlang Temple and found Diting and Xiaotian who were secretly feeding big fish to the people:
"As long as the person's character is not too bad, he should be given what he deserves. As the saying goes, if the poor are born with treachery, the rich will have a conscience, and their lives will be better. Some people with bad character may learn to do well."
Di Ting hurriedly saluted, looking like he had learned a lesson:
"Thank you, True Lord, for your guidance!"
"You can hear the voices of all things, so I won't do whatever you want, Xiaotian, you are so precious Learn from Di Ting and see how sensible he is."
Xiao Tian: "..."
So Di Ting is someone else's child... someone else's mount, right?
Erlang Shen flew away quickly and went straight to Guanyin Temple, but when he arrived, he discovered that Wukong was not there, Xuanzang was not there, and only a group of monks were sleeping soundly in the night.
He came to the backyard, found Xiao Bailong and asked:
"What's going on? Where are the people?"
"Master went to the real world, and the Great Sage and his second brother Went to Batu Caves to spend the night.”
Good guy, there's only one honest guy left on duty, right?
Erlang Shen had read the original work and found the description of the Batu Caves quite interesting, so he planned to take this opportunity to visit and get to know the newly acquired black bear spirits.
He ducked outside the Batu Cave. The little demon on duty at the door was startled and hurriedly ran into the cave, shouting:
"Your Majesty, Something bad has happened, the troops from Heaven are calling!”
When the black bear spirit who was playing with his phone heard this, he asked Wukong who was watching videos aside:
"Brother, what are the men and horses from Heaven doing here? Do they have to destroy me?"
Wukong released his spiritual thoughts and said with a smile:
"Erlang is here, hurry up and line up to welcome... ... Come here at this time, it seems that your cave is very attractive.”
The two came to the door and saw a man who was as handsome as a god.
Erlang Shen visited the cave inside and out and felt that Batu Caves are indeed very spiritual. No wonder Avalokitesvara in the original book also praised it non-stop.
The three of them didn't sleep anymore and kept chatting until dawn.
While several little demons were preparing breakfast, Ling Xuzi walked in with a tray and square steps:
"Xiaodao refined two life-extending elixirs yesterday to congratulate the king... …Did I take too many fake elixirs? Why did I see the noble Erlang Xiansheng here?” Wait, this is my senior brother, the Great Sage Qitian, who caused great turmoil in the Heavenly Palace and stirred up a lot of excitement in the Three Realms... This is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun who is stationed at Guanjiangkou. Yesterday, two distinguished guests stayed in my cave for a night. Hurry up. Come and pay homage!”
Ling Xuzi was so excited that he almost fell to the ground. He had seen Sun Wukong yesterday and almost got hit with a stick.
But I never expected that this was the Monkey King who caused havoc in the Heavenly Palace, the unyielding thorn who risked his life to fight against the heavens... Fortunately, he left on the spot yesterday without saying any harsh words, otherwise I would have been afraid He has been beaten to death with a stick.
He hurriedly bowed to see you.
The Black Bear Spirit talked about the next arrangements again. When he heard that he had the opportunity to go to the Bajing Palace, Ling Xuzi was so happy that he didn't know what to say.
“Brother, are there any precautions when going to Bajing Palace to meet Master Xuandu?”
The black bear spirit didn't know this, so he quickly asked Wukong and Erlang Shen for advice.
Erlang Shen said:
“Master Xuandu is a young man, so he doesn’t care about anything, but Laojun is here, remember to be polite, it’s best to get some elixirs refined by you, just Say you are filial to Lao Jun, and then you can get advice. "
Giving the elixir to Lao Jun is more than showing off your sword skills in front of Lao Guan with a big sword, but if you want to show your filial piety, then Lao Jun. I should be very happy, plus there is a note from Ksitigarbha, and he will definitely give some advice. Hearing that Laojun was also in the Bajing Palace, Ling Xuzi and Black Bear Jing were confused:
“Isn’t Laojun in the Tushita Palace in Heaven?”
Wukong laughed:
"Since the two sides broke up, Laojun took Guy Shi and left the Tushita Palace. The Bagua Furnace, Lao Niu, and the boy were all brought to the Bajing Palace. , there is a high probability that he will not go back in the future. "
The Eight Views Palace is Laozi's dojo, and Laojun is my good corpse. It is reasonable for him to go to the Eight Views Palace, and no one can say anything.
While chatting, Bai Xiucai came.
When they saw Wukong and Erlang Shen, they were so frightened that they would have crawled all over the floor if it hadn't been for the Confucian's awe-inspiring righteousness.
Thinking of Li Shimin's instructions, Wukong asked:
"Bai Xiucai, how long have you been studying?"
"According to the Great Sage, it has been more than a hundred years, and all the Four Books and Five Classics have been written. I have read it and secretly checked many local files."
Wukong then asked:
"If you were asked to serve as the governor here, what would you do?"
He asked several questions, and Bai Xiucai answered them fluently. Then Wukong explained Li Shimin's arrangement:
"I will help you get the imperial edict back in these two days, but we don't care how you take office and how you manage it. Anyway, as long as you can hold on until the army arrives, we can transfer you to be an official in Gyeonggi in the future."
There are few people who read the books of Confucian sages who don’t want to become officials. When Bai Xiucai heard this, he immediately knelt down and saluted Wukong, thanking him for pointing out a clear path for him.
Wukong smiled and waved his hand:
"We are not involved in human affairs. How far you can achieve depends on your ability."
"Don't worry, Great Sage, I will definitely bring the people to join the Tang Dynasty and live a good life!"< br>
Not long after, the Black Bear Spirit’s friends came in twos and threes. Although they were all fairies, these people were well-spoken, well-educated and tasteful.
Wukong took the opportunity to ask Erlang to recruit a few to join the Caotou Army. Erlang observed it and agreed.
Soon, the Buddhist Clothes Association became a job fair dedicated to Erlang Temple. In order to win the favor of Erlang God, these fairies tried their best to show off their unique skills.
Wukong asked Bai Xiucai again and learned that there were some wandering monks in the city who had profound Buddhist teachings. He rushed over with a somersault cloud and took those monks to the newly established Ksitigarbha Zen Temple.
When Xuanzang came from the real world, several monks had already taken office. However, all the previous monks in the temple were driven away by Wukong who destroyed the ultimatum.
After Erlang Shen sent the newly recruited Caotou God to Erlang Temple, Ling Xuzi took the black tassel gun to the Bajing Palace. The master and the disciples arranged themselves and saluted, and started on the road.
Wukong finally no longer has to carry luggage, and he feels lighter.
Erlang Shen put away his three-pointed two-edged sword and put his hands behind his back, like a cadre coming to inspect.
Xuanzang was sitting upright on his horse, recalling what he had seen and heard in the scenic spot, and gained a deeper understanding of the real world.
When the master and the disciples continued to go west to obtain the scriptures, dinner officially began at the B&B restaurant in the real world.
Spicy crayfish, spicy bamboo shrimp, garlic black tiger shrimp, spicy fried razor clams, steamed blood clams, garlic oysters... These delicacies, coupled with ice-cold fresh beer, are simply a high-end version Gout package.
Zhao Yun put on disposable gloves and carefully peeled the shrimps. However, as soon as he peeled the shrimps out, Zhao Xue snatched them away:
"Thank you, second brother, how did you know I like to eat them?" Shrimp? ”
"I also know that you like to eat ribs. Don't just eat the shrimps. Eat some of the side dishes inside. The combination of meat and vegetables is more nutritious."
After Zhao Xue heard this, he pinched a piece and dipped it in Stuffing the red-fried sweet potato fries into his mouth:
“Okay, today’s vegetarian dish is finished!”
Zhao Yun: “…”
I just checked on my mobile phone in the afternoon I came across the question "What's it like to have a spoiled girl?". Now that I'm done, I can show up and answer some questions.
While we were eating, Yue Fei came. Seeing everyone eating shrimp, he quickly washed his hands and joined in.
While eating, he talked about the arrangements at Zhending Mansion.
After the New Year, the "PPT fraud venture capital" fraud group headed by Chai Jin also officially set off to the capital of Daliao. Through a series of operations, Daliao was asked to provide money and materials to help its side win the guarantee. state.
More people went this time, including Master Lu Zhishen, the violent abbot of Jimin Temple, Xie Yingdeng, a handsome Taoist priest who was good at controlling objects from a distance, and Fan Rui, the demon king. They all followed.
Fan Rui followed to prevent the talks from collapsing, so that he could use the mage to cause trouble in the city, or directly kidnap the leader of Daliao and plunge Daliao into civil strife.
As for other generals, they basically have arrangements.
Yue Fei has no combat missions now and is only responsible for the hydropower station on the Hutuo River.
Before it is spring plowing, we should first cut off the Hutuo River in the middle, open a spillway from the side, build a hydropower station first, and then block the waterway after it is repaired.
When the hydropower station is built, this section of the Hutuo River will become a large lake. A dock can be built and minerals, timber and other materials can be pumped out from the mountains.
Li Yu said:
"I will buy back the required equipment bit by bit, and the concrete will come out of the mixing station. Anyway, I haven't been able to receive any projects recently, so I have been quite idle."
Li Yu has already invested in the mixing station. I built a factory to produce cement piles and prefabricated panels, but this also takes time. Just buying the equipment and going through the procedures will take a while.
Once things get on the right track here, it will be easier to build the world in the book.
When the Three Kingdoms World and Zhending Mansion have their own cement plants, construction will be more convenient.
Yue Fei looked around and saw no sign of Lu Bu:
"Where's Marquis Wen, he didn't come for dinner?"
"Here at noon, he brought away a pot of mutton with skin... What's the matter, Xiao Feifei, do you have anything to do with my junior brother?"
< br>"Third Master Qi, I want to ask him if the asphalt is useful. If it is possible, our Zhending Mansion would like some asphalt to build roads and increase the confidence of the people."
The highest in ancient times. The most graded road is an official road made of triple soil, but now the official road is dilapidated, and many places are muddy, making it extremely difficult to walk.
If a section of asphalt road can be built, the dark road will definitely make people run around and tell each other, overjoyed.
Regarding asphalt, Lu Bu had really thought about it. This guy installed a mixer that could be heated, and also got a gravel crusher at the oil base, and then poured the sieved stones into the heated asphalt and mixed it. It can indeed be used. Build roads.
But unfortunately, the heated mixer mixes too few stones each time, and large-scale equipment needs to be updated, including pavers, road rollers, multi-wheel machines for road construction, and even roadbed groovers for preliminary preparation. Wait, none of them are available. These equipments need to be equipped to form a professional road construction team.
Now that the equipment is insufficient, we can only build some internal roads in the oil base on a small scale.
After hearing this, Yue Fei sighed with regret. It seems that the asphalt road cannot be repaired for the time being.
Li Yu said:
"Let me first ask about asphalt in the real world. If possible, buy some first, and then get some similar equipment, so that you can build a model road first."
Asphalt is a waste material in the chemical industry. , in theory, there is no need to worry about buying it, but you have to take transportation and other factors into consideration before deciding whether to buy it or not.
While eating, Yue Fei talked about Zhang Fei again. This guy returned to Yuzhou and was still immersed in the joy of his wedding. He couldn't rest at all. He led his troops to the grassland and robbed a group of army horses. Add to the fun.
He plans to train some more cavalry, and then send troops southwest from Yuzhou, preparing to regain Datong, Daizhou and other places.
If Liu Bei attacks Taiyuan later, maybe Zhang Fei can attack from the north.
Hearing this, Yuwen Chengdu asked:
"What's the reaction from Daliao?"
"It is said that this bandit is rampant and domineering, and it will not be long before it is defeated without attack. ”
Li Shimin commented:
“Not bad, it fits my stereotype of the Song and Liao Dynasties!”
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