Chapter 566 Give Tuoba Liwei an unforgettable coming-of-age ceremony! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Yuanzhi, report your location!”
After confirming the attack, Lu Bu did not make any stop and directly asked Xu Shu to report his location and report the number of tents and camps of the Xianbei tribe. Size and defensive strength.
Zhang Liao informed the cavalry of Jiuyuan Camp to bring five days of supplies and prepare to raid the Xianbei tribe, giving Tuoba Liwei an unforgettable coming-of-age ceremony.
Based on the information reported by Xu Shu and Zhuge Jin, Cheng Yu marked the location of Tuoba Xianbei on the map with red and blue pencils, formulated a raid strategy, and made a plan based on Tuoba Xianbei’s camping characteristics. Speculation:
"Although the rear camp relies on high mountains, its defense is empty. If a large army rushes down from the mountain, it will definitely scatter the Xianbei camp... Yuanzhi, Ziyu, you raise the drone and fly north to see if there is any There are also camps in Xianbei. "
For nomads, camping is a basic skill. Their abnormal way of camping can only show that there are people and horses on the other side of the mountain, so they are so confident.
Sure enough, when everyone rushed to Jiuyuan Daying Road, Xu Shu sent another notice:
“We flew the drone to an altitude of 300 meters, and then we discovered that the north In a mountain col, there are several camps built on the mountain, which should be dedicated to protecting the main camp of Xianbei. "
During the Three Kingdoms period, Tuoba Xianbei was in relatively poor condition, especially Suotou, who was in power. They had to rely on working for the Xiongnu and other Xianbei tribes to eke out a living.
When Tuoba Liwei came of age, his eldest son Tuoba Pigu was dissatisfied that Tuoba Jiefen valued his younger brother Tuoba Liwei while neglecting himself, the first heir. He took the tribe away from home in anger, leaving the already weak group. The weak Tuoba Xianbei made matters worse.
“If this battle goes well, this group of Tuoba Xianbei should be completely wiped out.”
A few months ago, Tuoba Xianbei’s royal family led their troops south to plunder and insult Lu Bu. For Han dogs, now is the time to implement a strategy of eradicating the weeds.
Cheng Yu sat in the back seat of the off-road vehicle and said:
“I heard that building a bridge requires driving piles, otherwise it will easily offend the gods. Since Tuoba Liwei is so close, then Just use him to drive raw piles.”
Lu Bu drove the car and said seriously:
"Coming-of-age ceremonies are very important. In the real world, there is a female cadre who cried bitterly in front of the national media because she missed her daughter's coming-of-age ceremony. Now we can Don't miss Tuoba Liwei's coming-of-age ceremony... On the day of the coming-of-age ceremony, he was buried as a pile in the bridge pier. From then on, his life was fixed at the age of eighteen. He easily realized the eternal eighteen years that everyone wants to pursue. Tuoba Liwei Ba Liwei was so happy when he found out."
Dian Wei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, chuckled:
"I thought you didn't agree. When can I start work? Do you want to go back after watching the piling?"
"First capture Tuoba Liwei. As for people like Tuoba Jiefen, they will also be executed. The remaining people of Tuoba Xianbei will be captured. When we go to the south bank of the Yellow River to cultivate wasteland, we will burn it as fertilizer whenever we die from exhaustion.”
Arriving at the camp, Zhang Liao began to rectify the soldiers. Lu Bu took advantage of this time and hurriedly came to the real world to report to Li Yu:
“Xiandi, Xu Shu and Zhuge Jin discovered Tuoba Xianbei’s tribe. , the coming-of-age ceremony of Lao Shizi is being prepared there, it seems that it is Tuoba Liwei."
Li Yu was chewing a stick of yam horn honey. When he heard this, he smiled and said:
"You. We have to arrange an unforgettable coming-of-age ceremony for Tuoba Liwei."
"Don't worry, we have already arranged it. We plan to drive him into a bridge pile until he is eighteen years old."
Li Yu: "..."
Is this coming-of-age ceremony a bit too adult?
But for the Han people, it is indeed too much, but for the foreigners, it is just right.
To be able to stay eighteen years old forever is the wish of many people. Tuoba Liwei can achieve it easily. This is simply the favor of immortality.
Lu Bu didn’t stay long, he was ready to go back as soon as he finished speaking:
"Brother Xian, we are marching in a hurry and can't bring much supplies. How about you get some compressed biscuits?"
Li Yu made an OK gesture:
"Don't worry, it's all right. , In addition, Lin Xu prepared several carts of horse feed for me, all for you.”
After Lin Xu went back last time, he purchased a feed factory that was about to close down. According to the feed at the racecourse. Proportions are made to start producing special feed for horses.
Now that the feed is officially offline, Lin Xu sent several cars and asked Li Yu to send them to the book world for evaluation.
If it works well, we will produce it at full speed according to this formula, so that the horses in the book world can also eat delicious feed.
When Lu Bu heard that there was such a good thing, he thanked Lin Xu in the group, and then hurried back to Jiuyuan with four or five boxes of canned fruits.
Li Yu came upstairs while chewing some croissant honey and told Professor Zhou about it.
Zhou Ruotong asked:
“In the vast grassland, even though there are drones, it is not easy to find a curled-up tribe... Couldn’t this be Dundun’s help? ”
As soon as he said this, Dundun posted an emoticon in the group saying "A handsome guy was passing by at this time".
Obviously, Xu Shu’s ability to easily find Tuoba Xianbei was all thanks to the little guy.
Mu Guiying said:
"Then I won't sleep tonight. I'm waiting for the good news from my junior brother. I just want to stay up late and play a game to celebrate that I passed Subject 2."< br>
This matter is hard to get through, right?
Li Yu reminded:
"There is a certain distance from Jiuyuan there. Even if we march urgently, it will take several days to get there. Converted to the time here, there will probably be no news until the day after tomorrow."
After hearing this, Mu Guiying was not going to join in the fun:
"Then I'd better concentrate on playing games. Was the Oka you played before fun? Will it affect me if I want to play? Subject 3?”
“It doesn’t matter, but you probably don’t like it very much.”
"As long as it's a game, there's nothing I don't like."
Mu Guiying turned on the computer, found the icon of Oka 2, and quickly entered the game.
Zhou Ruotong sat aside and showed her how to play:
"Take the order, then follow the navigation to the factory to pick up the goods, and then you can make money after delivery."
Li Yu is a little curious:
"Do top students also study this?"
"I played it in junior high school to relax my brain."
Mu Guiying started the car and looked outside the car, then noticed Li Yu gave the car a postal painting, and the whole car was modified very aggressively.
However, within a minute of using such a beautiful large truck, the Queen smashed it into pieces in the parking lot. Before it even left the parking lot gate, the damage to the car exceeded 20%.
“What kind of game is this? The car looks like a piece of paper. How come it’s completely different from the gameplay of GTA?”
Li Yu: "..."
I know you can't play this game of driving in a disciplined manner.
He said:
"Why don't you just play GTA, this game is not suitable for you... The biggest mistake in playing Oka is that if you drive like GTA, you will be in debt in a few minutes. A bunch of money."
Zhou Ruotong said with a smile:
"When Xiaoying comes, Guiying can communicate with her."
Mu Guiying asked:
"Does she also like driving a truck like me?"
"No, she likes to drive strictly according to the traffic rules in GTA, wait for traffic lights, give way to pedestrians, and is a five-star good citizen in the true sense."
Mu Guiying:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Isn't this too harsh?
She quit the game, clicked on Call of Duty, and played the clicking shooting game.
Li Yu and Zhou Ruotong held hands and went downstairs. They first went to the vault to count the gold they had accumulated recently, and then gave the horses water and feed.
“What else do you want to eat tomorrow besides roast goose?”
“Roast suckling pig, but you can’t buy this offline, right?”
Li Yu sent a message to Qi Dengke, confirming that the cafeteria had raw ones, and planned to drive to get two of them tomorrow, marinate them first, then bake them, and dip them in sugar to enjoy them.
Now that we have roasted suckling pig and roasted goose, Zhou Ruotong said:
“Then let’s marinate some more meat and make some roasted pork. I like to eat roasted goose and roasted pork in the south. When I was a child, my grandma always suspected that I was a southerner in my previous life. "
"When I was a kid, my grandma said the same thing to me."
The young couple had nothing to do. , squeezed two cups of juice and carried it to the scenic spot.
As soon as they arrived within the scope of the statue, the old mother said with emotion:
“Seeing you and Tongtong so close, I am really happy from the bottom of my heart.”
“Then you are happy too early. , Many women are well-behaved and sensible before marriage, but become unreasonable after marriage, especially between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. That guy can't wait to quarrel eight times a day..."
Li Yuzheng said vividly, without any trace of emotion on his head. I got hit unexpectedly:
"Our mother-in-law and daughter-in-law don't quarrel, so you just stay here to stir up trouble, right?" "No, no, no, just casually talking... Are Sun Facai and his family of three still getting used to living together? Is Xiao Maoer good or not? ”
“Very well-behaved, she really likes being held by me. She is sleeping in my arms right now.”
The old mother seems to really enjoy holding her grandson... Li Yu is worried that he will be He urged marriage and childbirth, and quickly changed the topic:
"Lu Bu is going to fight Tuoba Xianbei, Changshengtian will not take action, right?"
"No, if he takes action, Xuan They will all definitely fight back, and when a divine war breaks out, there won’t even be enough for everyone to share.”
As long as the gods don't interfere, Lu Bu and the others will not fail, and maybe they can continue to expand their results.
Li Yu asked about the situation in other worlds. Basically, everything was developing smoothly and orderly. The old mother even broadcast the scene of Water Margin talking about the Yue World. Ruan Xiaoqi took the scale and weighed the people one by one. The big roosters on the ground were weighed. Only those that weighed more than six kilograms were eligible to be raised in the pen. Those that weighed less than six kilograms were directly killed and made into roast chickens.
"As little as possible, let the people in the world of the book help you with your work. Your simple words are more important to them than the imperial edict. The more you do, the easier it will be for Zhunti and Yuanshi. Infer your identity and status in the real world."
How else can this be done?
Li Yu said:
"I won't do this next time... There are too few chicken varieties in the Song Dynasty. If I look for an opportunity later, I will get them some quick-growing chicken chicks so that the people can eat chicken."
White Striped Pig The breeding of pigs has been very effective in the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Coupled with the promotion of castration, the price of pork has dropped, and people can eat some meat.
Looking back, we have to promote it to other worlds so that everyone can eat safe meat and eggs.
As for infectious diseases, there is no need to worry about this. If it does not involve military affairs, the gods will be happy to solve the problems of the common people.
Especially when it comes to livestock and the like, not only will they not be contaminated by cause and effect, but they can gain a lot of merit.
As the number of livestock increases, the evil spirits accumulated in the underworld also have the opportunity to be reincarnated. Casting a few times in the animal realm can not only eliminate sins, but also reduce the pressure on the underworld. How wonderful!
After leaving the scenic spot, the couple returned to their room to rest early.
Early the next morning, Li Yu didn't eat breakfast. He first went to the city to find Qi Dengke and got two raw roasted suckling pigs, and then went to the village to buy two fat geese.
After breakfast, he started busy slaughtering the goose and marinating it. He even took out the air pump to inflate the goose blanks.
In the world of the Three Kingdoms, Lu Bu led 10,000 horses straight to the eastern foot of Yin Mountain, and Zhang Liao led 10,000 light cavalry to the northern foot of Yin Mountain, intending to encircle Xianbei there.
In addition, Yanmen Prefect Guo Jian also led 15,000 cavalry to outflank the enemy from the east.
The troops may not seem to be many, but they are all elites. Each man has three horses, and they basically eat, drink, and relieve themselves on their horses.
"Brothers, these Xianbei people are our scheduled labor force. When they arrive, the big animals in Jiuyuan can take a breather and rest, so don't kill too many, so as not to affect our progress there."< br>
While marching, Lu Bu took a walkie-talkie and explained the principles of this battle to the captains.
No one from the Tuoba family will be spared; Tuoba Liwei, who holds the coming-of-age ceremony, will try to capture him alive; Han people in the camp, after swearing an oath in front of the statue of Zhang Daoling, can create a new household registration and join Arrived at Jiuyuan.
Regardless of whether they are grassland people or Han people, they need to swear an oath if they want to survive, so that no fish will slip through the net and harm the Han people.
Cheng Yu had just returned from a trek from Youzhou, and his body was a little overwhelmed. This time he did not ride a horse, but sat in Lu Bu's off-road vehicle, accompanied by two generals in charge of intelligence.
Although he was sitting in the car, Cheng Yu was not idle. He kept asking for various intelligence information based on the map:
"Please tell me the distance."
"Also About one hundred and eighty miles away, one hundred and fifty miles away from Xu Shu’s location...Do we need them to come closer for investigation?”
Before Cheng Yu could speak, Lu Bu said:
"Farewell, Yuan Zhi and Ziyu are both first-rate talents. If they make any mistakes, even if they make the entire Xianbei family suffer a loss... change Don’t let our people take risks with other investigation methods.”
Cheng Yu said with a smile:
“The general’s love for talents will become a great man in the future.”
"Don't make fun of me, Mr. Zhongde... Is there a place to stop and rest in front?"
"There is a small lake thirty miles away, covering an area of more than a hundred acres."
Hearing this, Lu Bu issued an order to the army:
"There is a big lake thirty miles away. I'll rest for two hours. It's an emergency, so I won't boil the hot water. You can make do with some dried meat, and I'll get some compressed biscuits."
I was a little tired when I heard that I could rest. The cavalrymen suddenly became energetic.
At noon, this group of troops arrived at the lake, and then encountered a group of yellow sheep drinking water here. Without Lu Bu's orders, the soldiers opened their bows and shot arrows, killing all the group of yellow sheep.
There was no time to skin and process them right now, so everyone just buried them in the snow and picked up the prey after finishing hunting Xianbei.
Lu Bu parked the car, hurried to the real world, and brought back the prepared compressed biscuits.
Li Yu also prepared dozens of boxes of self-heating hot pot, which Lu Bu planned to distribute to the captains of the army to encourage the soldiers to fight the enemy bravely.
After bringing the compressed biscuits back, Lu Bu came over again, took away the horse feed and fed it to the tired mounts.
Don’t feed too much of these refined dry feeds at one time to avoid the bumps in your stomach later on.
In the real world, Li Yu brushed the raw suckling pig and goose blanks with crispy water several times, then hung them in a ventilated place and began to dry them. After they were dry, they could be put into the oven for baking.
In addition to suckling pig and goose, Li Yu also brought some pieces of plum meat and pork belly, smeared them evenly with barbecued pork sauce, then put them back in the stove to roast, and it was barbecued pork.
If the barbecued pork is minced, wrapped in fermented dough and steamed in a basket, it will become the famous barbecued pork bun.
But Li Yu didn't plan to do this. It would be good to get some barbecued pork and eat meat.
In the evening, the dinner at the B&B was very rich, including suckling pig, roast goose, barbecued pork, and dry pot goose offal, etc. Everyone enjoyed the meal very happily.
"Xiaochan, you are about to start school. If you want to eat anything, just tell me and I will arrange it for you tomorrow."
Diaochan dipped a piece of goose meat in the pickled plum sauce and ate it happily. , while thinking hard about the food that I like, but the more I think about it, the more I don’t know what to eat.
Finally, she ordered dumplings stuffed with three delicacies and pork and sauerkraut according to the Yinzhou people's principle of making dumplings without making decisions on domestic matters.
Li Yu said:
“These are regular dumpling fillings. I will buy some tuna tomorrow and we will use tuna to make dumplings. It should taste better.”
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In fact, you can ask for ingredients from Fengshen. Whether it is shrimp meat or crab roe, Yunxiao can easily deliver it.
But thinking about having to trouble this girlfriend whom he had never met before, Li Yu thought it was better to forget it and send some to Yunxiao after wrapping them up, so that Yunxiao could also experience the joy of eating.
After the meal, Lu Bu came again and packed away all the leftovers, saying that when everyone wakes up tomorrow, they will receive the good news of conquering Tuoba Xianbei.
However, the plan could not keep up with the change. At around ten o'clock in the evening, Lu Bu came over to inform everyone that he had gathered Xu Shu and Zhuge Jin and arrived at the outskirts of Tuoba Xianbei.
Li Yu asked:
"What time is it over there now?"
"It's evening. We have been traveling for four or five days and finally arrived. Mr. Zhongde asked everyone to rest where they were and adjust their condition first, and wait for the attack tactics to be formulated. Just launch an attack."
Although he was driving, Lu Bu was very tired every time he came. Obviously, he couldn't bear the rush of marching.
"Senior sister, can you get me some artillery pieces and matching shells? We are going to give Tuoba Xianbei a surprise tonight."
When they arrived, they found Tuoba Xianbei's There was a bonfire in the camp, and many people were singing and dancing to celebrate the leader's son entering adulthood.
When Mu Guiying heard this, he immediately returned to Muke Village and brought in a lot of artillery and artillery shells.
As soon as Lu Bu took him there, Cheng Yu said:
“The atmosphere in the Xianbei camp is getting more and more heated. I saw some wooden stakes erected in the center of the camp through the drone. , there are some Han people tied to it, and their coming-of-age ceremony seems to be to kill a few Han people with bare hands..."
Before Cheng Yu finished speaking, Lu Bu picked up the walkie-talkie and gave the battle order:
"Every battalion is ready to attack. All the Tuoba clan's people are captured alive. I'm going to use a pile driver to drive them all under the bridge piles one by one!"
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