Chapter 567 "The bandits can go, and I can go too!" [Asking for monthly tickets]
"What level does Suotou count in Tuoba Xianbei?"
Cheng Yu began to arrange the arrangements for each battalion. During the attack mission, Lu Bu made a self-heating hotpot for Xu Shu and Zhuge Jin, and took out two boxes of garlic sausage and distributed them to the investigation team led by the two.
Xu Shu looked down at the steaming self-heating hot pot and felt it was very magical:
"It can be regarded as the end of the end. If Tuoba Liwei hadn't turned things around and conquered all the tribes of Tuoba Xianbei , it is estimated that even the name cannot be left in history.”
Zhuge Jin said based on historical data:
“The book given by the teacher said that Tuoba Liwei became prosperous with the help of Dou Bin and became Dou Bin’s son-in-law... But he met Dou Bin He is already fifty or sixty years old. At this age, marrying someone else’s daughter to be someone else’s son-in-law, isn’t this the love between father and grandson?” Counting to ten on your fingers is already a prodigy, what else do you have to hope for? But Wei Guan’s strategy is really good, and I would like to learn from it if I have the chance.”
Wei Guan gets rid of Tuoba Li. Wei's method was actually very simple, which was to take advantage of the Xianbei people's lack of knowledge and culture to fan the flames and get Tuoba Liwei to execute his own son.
At that time, Tuoba Liwei had already unified Tuoba Xianbei. In order to make good friends with the Han people, he sent his son Tuoba Desert Khan to Luoyang as a hostage.
A few years later, when the Western Jin Dynasty was established, Tuoba Desert Khan took advantage of the chaos and proposed to go back to support his father, but the court let him go back.
The years of experience in Luoyang gave Tuoba Desert Khan a lot of knowledge. After the political situation in the Western Jin Dynasty stabilized and the Shu Han was pacified, Tuoba Liwei quickly asked his son Tuoba Desert Khan to go to Luoyang to give gifts in order to surrender. .
At that time, Wei Guan served as the governor of Bingzhou because of his contribution to quelling the Zhonghui Rebellion. He felt that Tuoba Desert Khan was knowledgeable and educated, and might be a strong enemy of the imperial court in the future, so he prepared to get rid of him.
On the pretext of falling in love at first sight, he forced Tuoba Desert Khan to stay in Bingzhou, and taught him various etiquette of the Han people, as well as popular gadgets among nobles, such as slingshots, which Tuoba Desert Khan liked very much. Almost always hit the mark.
While doing this, Wei Guan also secretly gave gifts to the leaders of other Xianbei tribes, inadvertently revealing that Tuoba Desert Khan had mastered the secrets of the Central Plains, and it was easy to get rid of these tribal leaders.
When the atmosphere was almost warm, Tuoba Desert Khan, dressed in Han brocade clothes, returned to Xianbei with a slingshot.
Many tribal leaders came to check their knowledge, and the playful Tuoba Desert Khan also took the opportunity to show off his slingshot skills and shot down a wild goose with a stone.
Everyone didn’t see the stones clearly, so they felt that shooting down a wild goose with an empty bow was indeed a Chinese magic.
If you can kill the wild goose known as the messenger of the gods, it will be easy to kill everyone.
This word reached Tuoba Liwei's ears, and he asked the leaders of various ministries for their opinions. Everyone said that it was not a good sign, or even a sign of national destruction.
Tuoba Liwei was ill at the time and was most taboo about hearing such words. At the same time, he was also worried that his son had been instigated by the Central Plains Dynasty to rebel, so he sent people to kill his son Tuoba Desert Khan.
The successor who had been carefully cultivated for decades was destroyed by Wei Guan's slingshot.
After Desert Khan died, Tuoba Liwei soon realized that he had been tricked. He was so angry that he vomited blood, and his condition worsened to the point where he could not get out of bed.
Wei Guan asked Wuhuan King Ku Xian, who had received the money, to spread rumors among the tribes, saying that the leaders had united to kill Tuoba Desert Khan, and that the king wanted to destroy all the tribes and bury Desert Khan with him.
The leaders of Tuoba Xianbei took it seriously and immediately led their tribes to flee for their lives. Tuoba Xianbei fell into civil strife. Tuoba Xianbei was unable to reverse the situation and soon passed away.
Wei Guan's strategy was not clever, but it was very effective, and the price he paid was to play with Tuoba Desert Khan for several months, and bribed several tribal leaders by the way.
Lu Bu patted Xu Shu on the shoulder and said:
"It's good that Yuan Zhi has this intention, but we don't have the chance to use this strategy for the time being. The effect is too slow. We can just attack and destroy the country. , No need to play around with these twists and turns."
Zhuge Jin also agreed:
"Nowadays, in the eyes of the Han soldiers, all the foreign tribes are just military glory waiting to be won. How can they afford to wait for a few months? However, those countries in the West can try it in advance... Mr. Wenhe is not training Nanyang Deng Zhi? If Yuan Zhi is interested, we can go all the way from the Western Region to start a war there."
Xu Shu's eyes lit up:
"This is indeed a good idea. After two years of experience in Bingzhou, I will return to Chang'an and study with Mr. Wen He for a while."
Unlike other counselors, Xu Shu is a person who explores the truth through action.
When he was a teenager, he practiced swordsmanship hard and determined to be a chivalrous man who would eliminate harm for the people. Later, he actually killed someone and was blessed by a list of names. However, after killing someone, he found that the world should There are so many people to kill, and if you kill one, ten more will appear. If you want to put an end to this phenomenon, you must read more and use knowledge to change the world.
Then he studied hard in Jingzhou, and now he has finally achieved some success.
Although he has now found his future direction in life, he does not immediately return to Chang'an to learn diplomacy from Jia Xu. Instead, he plans to stay in Bingzhou for two years to fully adapt to the life of the foreigners at the border, and then go back to continue Further study.
With enough practical experience, learning similar knowledge will get twice the result with half the effort.
He is a man who is both civil and military. It just so happens that Deng Zhi is also a general with both civil and military skills. If we cooperate, we might be able to join forces in Central Asia and use the hands of enemy countries to destroy several people. What about the country?
While they were talking, the self-heating hot pot was ready, Xu Shu and Zhuge Jin soaked the big cakes in it, and wolfed down the self-heating hot pot. They didn’t even waste the soup, and drank up not a drop left. .
At this time, Cheng Yu also assigned offensive tasks. Lu Bu led the artillery squad and began to move forward, preparing to establish an artillery position on a nearby hilltop and drop artillery shells directly into Tuoba Xianbei's camp.
An hour later, the sky turned completely dark, and cheers erupted from the Xianbei camp.
Lü Bu stood on the ridge, staring at the camp with a telescope, and saw a Xianbei man with a shaved head and long hair on the sideburns and back of his head, walking out to the cheers of everyone.
He looked like a bear, very majestic, and his clothes were in tatters, with only a golden scimitar hanging on his waist.
Seeing this, Lu Bu muttered:
"Suotou is really poor. Even Tuoba Jiefen's children don't have a single piece of clothing. That golden knife may be the most valuable item in the family."
Xianbei has a flamboyant personality and will The most precious things are displayed.
Now Tuoba Li slightly shows off the golden sword on his waist, which is a deliberate show off, in order to make the tribe more united and obedient.
While watching, the artillery colonel in charge of aiming said:
"General, the artillery has been aimed."
"Where to aim?"
"In the livestock area on the left rear, first frighten the horses, then bombard the gate, and finally bombard the right rear where the middle-aged and elderly people live... What does the general want?"< br>
Lü Bu thought for a while and adjusted the order of the bombardment:
"Bombard the right rear first. These old Huns don't know how to give their children a correct education. According to the laws of the Han Dynasty, they should be bombarded... After the old man is done, bombard the gate. As for the mounts, don’t be too busy with them. The Xianbei people are not very good, but the horses they raise are still good.”
Since when did we big men have such a law?
The captain wanted to complain, but he wisely adjusted the angle of elevation and prepared to give old man Xianbei a good time.
Lu Bu saw that he was very skilled in operations and asked curiously:
"Are you the soldier brought out by Cao Xing?"
"Reporting to Marquis Wen, when Cao Mengde was ambushed last year , the first shot is the fuse of the villain."
"Yes, these artillery pieces are left to you. Don't be like Cao Xing's Erqi, who wants to blow up everything he sees. Like a little friend who got a hydraulic press.”
"Here!"
After the captain agreed, he lit an outdoor mosquito coil as thick as his little finger and used it to light the fuse.
Lu Bu continued to observe with the telescope. Tuoba Liwei walked around the field and received a lot of cheers. However, he seemed not satisfied and summoned a few shirtless warriors to follow him. Wrestle together.
Xu Shu adjusted the focus of the telescope and tried to analyze the motivation for doing so:
"Finding someone to wrestle at this time is a symbol of showing off force. Is there anyone who is dissatisfied with Tuoba Liwei? So he plans to take this opportunity to establish his authority?”
Lu Bu silently took off the compound bow on the horse and said:
"It may be for acting. Don't forget, Tuoba Pig hasn't broken up the gang yet... Since he wants to establish his authority, then I will break him up." Taiwan, let Tuoba Liwei’s reputation be ruined!”
When fighting within the clan, sneak attacks and underhanded tricks are not allowed. No matter whether you win or lose, you must be upright. Only in this way can you gain support.
Now Lu Bu is planning to shoot a cold arrow to kill a man who is wrestling with Tuoba Liwei.
At this time, no matter how strong Tuoba Liwei is, he will immediately become the object of contempt for the entire clan.
If you play wrestling with your own family and use dirty tricks, who will obey you in the future? Who still believes you?
As a coming-of-age ceremony, you have to have some unforgettable memories.
Soon, Tuoba Liwei was wrestling with a man who was stronger than him. The people around him cheered and cheered. Many people took off their shirts and beat their chests, like Like a beast.
"Damn it, drinking some wine will make you stronger than others after taking powder. The wine is really bad." Lu Bu muttered, took a deep breath, and was about to draw his bow to take aim when he suddenly found the blade. The arrows were a bit glaring, so they quickly replaced them with the feather arrows commonly used by the Xianbei people. Then they pulled out the bowstring and aimed at the man in the field who was wrestling with Tuoba Li.
The distance is relatively far, but fortunately from being high up, gravity can increase some potential energy.
At this moment, the two men were evenly matched on the field, and Lu Bu never found a chance to open his bow and release an arrow.
This opportunity is very subtle. It can’t be when Tuoba Liwei has the upper hand, nor when they are evenly matched, but when Tuoba Liwei is being suppressed and beaten. If he suddenly shoots a cold arrow, it will definitely produce extraordinary results. Big effect.
He didn't wait too long. In order to show his heroic side of turning defeat into victory, Tuoba Liwei deliberately exposed his flaws. The opponent actually pressed him down and started beating him, and threw him to the ground.
Just when Tuoba Liwei was about to turn defeat into victory and completely arouse the emotions of his tribe, a sound of breaking through the air suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Ah!!!!!!"
With a scream, Tuoba Li felt a slight lightness on his body. The strong man who had been pressing him just now rolled to the side, with a penis stuck straight in his back. arrow.
Tuoba Li was slightly confused, and Tuoba Jiefen, who was sitting on a bearskin chair and drinking kumiss, was also confused.
But the tribesmen who were watching were not confused. They immediately protested, accusing Tuoba Li of being a man of martial ethics and even attacking his own family members. They also asked him to hand over the murderer quickly.
Lü Bu drew another arrow and saw that one of the uncles looked somewhat similar to Tuoba Jiefen, as if they were brothers. He was accusing Tuoba of being weak in an excited manner, so he pulled the bow string and pointed at Tuoba Jiefen. This guy had an arrow in his mouth.
At this time, Tuoba Xianbei's camp became even more chaotic. Tuoba Liwei wanted to get closer to see the injury, but was knocked to the ground with a punch.
The coming-of-age ceremony turned into a farce.
Lü Bu had enough fun and gave the order to fire:
"Start firing. Remember not to hurt the few tied Han people, nor our horses."
As the cannon sounded, the cavalry units also moved quickly and launched a fierce attack on Tuoba Xianbei's camp.
The sound of artillery here spread everywhere. Zhang Liao from the north of the mountain and Guo Mian from the east also launched attacks at the same time. Everyone directly surrounded Xianbeisuo's head.
At this point, there is basically no suspense in the battle.
Especially when Cheng Yu asked people to set off fireworks from a high place into the camp. The huge light that turned the night into day made these ignorant Xianbei people think they had seen the Immortal Sky, and they quickly knelt down and kowtowed to beg for their lives.
When Lu Bu arrived at the camp on horseback, several tied Han men had been rescued. They were wrapped in blankets and sipping the hot soup provided by the Han soldiers.
Lü Bu asked a captain:
"What's the background? Have you asked me clearly?"
"I've asked clearly. The people of the Guo family in Taiyuan were originally going to Yanmen to join Governor Guo, but they were captured here by the Xianbei people and planned to be sacrificed to them. Changshengtian. "
Oh, it was right to ask Guo Mian to follow.
However, Lu Bu did not relax his vigilance, but ordered:
"Keep an eye on them. Before you see Guo Yao, make sure they are always within your sight."
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After arranging this matter, Lu Bu whistled and came to Tuoba Liwei who was kneeling on the ground. The golden knife he had just hung on his waist had been confiscated. Cheng Yu took a photo and handed it to him. Lu Bu said:
"I also ask Marquis Wen to give it to His Royal Highness the Holy Son. I hope he won't dislike it."
When Lu Bu received it, he realized that this knife was a bit primitive, with gems inlaid in gold. Not very shiny... In the words of the literary circle, it's swollen.
“Whose sword is this?”
Tuoba Li raised his head slightly and said proudly:
"This is the sword my grandfather captured from the Xiongnu Emperor. It is said that this sword almost assassinated your great Han Huo Huoqi!"
Assassinated Huo Qubing?
Lü Bu was amused:
"How did you assassinate him? In a dream?"
This is actually a golden sword from the same period as Huo Qubing, which is at least two Three hundred years ago?
Lu Bu quickly reacted:
"Damn you, did you rob the Huns' imperial tomb?"
These words suddenly made Tuoba Li lose his temper.
Grave robbing and digging up graves are despised no matter what age they are.
Tuoba Jiefen was older and had a more active mind. He quickly said:
"We want to avenge the big man, so we opened up the Chanyu's body and crushed the bones into ashes to avenge the attack and harassment from the south."
Good guy, we actually got involved in the righteousness.
But to be reduced to the level of tomb robbing shows that Suo Touhou is indeed poor to the core.
Lu Bu inserted the golden knife into his waist and prepared to send it to the real world. He thanked Li Yu for the compressed biscuits and formula feed.
He sat down on the bearskin chair and asked Tuoba Jiefen:
"Are there any good things left? Take them all out. You can exchange them for your life now. When I find them out, it won't be an exchange for your life, but a life-killing."
Tuoba Jiefen quickly begged for mercy:
“It’s gone. It was all robbed by the people of Baibu. This camp was obtained in exchange for the accompanying collection. Only the golden knife was left. The great wizard said it would be useful to us, so he kept it. Come down."
Baibe Xianbei?
Very good, next time we will attack this tribe.
Everyone was escorted, and there were tens of thousands of people in the entire camp, one-third of whom were Han slaves. There were also a few Han officials, but they had shaved their heads and became members of Xianbei.
Since you have shaved your head, you should be treated like a Xianbei person.
Lu Bu searched for some gold and saw that Tuoba Jiefen's Hu chair was good, so he gave Cheng Yu a bear skin to keep out the cold, and then carried the chair with one hand to the real world.
Li Yu and the others have not rested yet, they are all waiting for news in the study.
Seeing Lu Bu carrying a chair with one hand, Mu Guiying asked:
"Is it done? Why are you still carrying a broken chair? Are you worried that there is no seat for you in the hotel?"
Lu Bu introduced:
"It's done, this is Tuoba Ji Fenzu The chair that was passed down symbolizes the status of their family... I think this thing is quite quaint, so I brought it over for you to take a look at. "
After that, he took out the golden knife from his waist. , placed on the coffee table:
“This was pulled out by the Tuoba Xianbei people from the tomb of the Xiongnu Chan Yu. These poor grandchildren made a living by robbing tombs, but they didn’t leave anything good, only this. This knife is said to be from the same period as Huo Qubing. I think you should like it.”
Zhou Ruotong picked it up and looked at it. This golden sword was indeed good. It was a typical item belonging to the Xiongnu royal family. Judging from the traces of use on it, it might actually be a product of Huo Qubing's time.
Taking out the knife, you can see a line of words engraved on the blade:
"Huo Qubing, a thief of the Han Dynasty, captured my king in Chang'an and forged this knife to clarify his ambition!"
Is this the golden sword made by the Huns after Huo Qubing kidnapped Shan Yu for the first time?
Speaking of which, it is really a product of the same period as Huo Qubing.
As for the chair, it has an obvious Qin and Han style. If I am not wrong, it should have been passed down for hundreds of years. The paint on the surface is cracked. The chair is engraved with Xianbei characters. Unfortunately, Zhou Ruotong does not understand these characters and does not understand. What does it mean.
Now that he had won the victory, Li Yu came to the kitchen, cut some pork belly, and made a large pot of pork belly braised noodles for Lu Bu so that he could have a hearty meal.
"Tomorrow we will escort all the prisoners back after searching the camp. The Xianbei people will be dragged to the south bank of the Yellow River to open up wasteland. Tuoba Jiefen and his family will all drive into the bridge piles to protect our Dahan Bridge!"
Li Yu thought for a while and said:
“Remember to arrange a team of troops to be stationed there. Don’t let other Xianbei tribes crowd in as soon as you leave.”
"Don't worry, dear brother, Wen Yuan will not return to Jiuyuan this time. Instead, he will go out for a walk on the grassland and find a few Xianbei tribesmen to capture them and contribute to the infrastructure construction of the Han Dynasty."
The grassland people used to be old They went south to kidnap the Han people, and now it’s time for the Han people to kidnap their people and use them as cattle and horses!
Liu Xie, who was also waiting for news, said the ancient saying of Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty:
"The enemy can go, so can I!"
(This chapter End)