Chapter 582 Everyone, remember, I, Mu Guiying, have four times to fight! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Wow, the roast chicken sent by my brother-in-law is really extraordinary!”
In Sanxiao’s small courtyard, Qiong Xiao was eating the roast chicken just sent by Zishou. He kept asking the eldest sister to learn from it. After all, according to mortal customs, gifts must be reciprocated.
Humph, after going back and forth like this, the relationship between the eldest sister and the brother-in-law will become closer.
While eating, Zhao Gongming flew over.
Qiong Xiao generously gave the God of Wealth a piece of chicken feet and a piece of chicken butt:
"Brother, try the roast chicken cooked by your brother-in-law, it's super delicious!"
Zhao Gongming showed it. Waving his hand:
"It wasn't your brother-in-law who did it, it was Ruan Xiaoqi who said Yue Shijie in Water Margin did it."
Bixiao, who was chewing chicken wings, asked:
"How did you know?"
"Xiao Diao Diao and I went there to play. When we were cooking roast chicken, we were watching from above the kitchen invisibly. Lian Wu Song went there with his electric tricycle. You can see everything clearly about transporting roasted chicken."
Yunxiao, who was holding a tablet computer to learn how to roast chicken, was a little confused:
"What are you doing there?"
"Little Diao Diao wanted to see what he would look like in his future reincarnation, and I also wanted to see what Black Tiger would look like after his reincarnation, so we went over there together... Xiao Diao Diao even flew to the west. There are so many evil spirits over there. If we weren’t afraid of affecting the stability of the world, we would have gone on a killing spree to earn merit.”
Evil?
Yunxiao was stunned for a moment before reacting:
"Brother is talking about Western gods, right? There seems to be a Nordic system, a Greek system, etc. It's quite complicated."
Zhao Gongming gnawed on the chicken feet and said slowly:
"Anyone who is not a god or a god has not been canonized by us. They are all evil spirits. Since they are evil spirits, they must be eradicated."
Yunxiao warned:
"The Great Tribulation of the Gods is about to begin. We must use all our strength to deal with the enemies here, the gods of the West. Let's wait until the great tribulation passes... The gentleman has sent ten roast chickens. You guys say I will return What gift is more appropriate? "
Of course it's the brothers-in-law... Qiong Xiao was just about to raise her hand to answer, but she was worried that she would be deprived of the right to eat roast chicken, so she simply shut her mouth and enjoyed the delicious food wholeheartedly.
After Zhao Gongming finished chewing a chicken foot, he shamelessly tore off a chicken leg and made an immature suggestion:
“How about making the small Diao Diao into roast chicken? Sent to the real world? ”
As soon as he finished speaking, a strong wind came from the sky and blew away the chicken legs in his hand.
The Wing Fairy appeared from the sky, grabbed the chicken leg and laughed:
"Old Zhao is so enthusiastic, then I will be disrespectful."
He took it He put the chicken leg into his mouth and took a bite. The originally fragrant and delicious roast chicken instantly turned into a piece of rotten stone.
The smile moved from the face of Yuyi Xian to the God of Wealth:
"Little Diao Diao, are the chicken legs delicious?"
Yuyixian ignored him and was about to fly away in anger. Yunxiao said:
"There are many roast chickens, come down and try them together. Let's do it."
After saying that, Yunxiao waved, and a plate flew out of the kitchen. A roast chicken ran up automatically and was divided into evenly sized pieces of meat. Then there were a few more dishes and two bottles of wine. .
The Wing Fairy came down quickly and saluted with his hands raised:
"Thank you, Senior Sister Yunxiao, for the reward. It's much better than a certain big brother."
Zhao Gongming gnawed on the chicken drumsticks without blushing and his heart skipped a beat:
"I'll tell Kong later Xuan, said you secretly scolded him for not being worthy of being a big brother."
Yu Yixian:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
If I couldn't defeat you, I would have put you in a pit and suppressed you for a hundred years!
While the roast chicken was bustling here, on the mountain behind Muke Village, Mu Yu, the retired former village owner, was eating roast chicken, served by his two concubines. Occasionally, he would take the tiger bone wine in front of him and serve it. Xiaobei:
“I have good taste and have found a good son-in-law.”
The corner of Mu Guiying’s mouth twitched:
“No one has seen her yet. If I pass you, don’t put too much money on your face... Drink less tiger bone wine, don’t blame me if you can’t catch up with your grandson when you get back.”
Mu Yu waved his hand and said:
"Don't worry, my dear, I won't leave until I live to be a hundred years old."
Since the underworld is our own, then I should enjoy it for a few more years, right?
If your lifespan is not long enough, just borrow it from the emperors of the Song Dynasty. Anyway, it doesn’t matter if they live a few less years. Maybe it will be beneficial to the people.
After taking another two sips of wine, Mu Yu suddenly said:
“Your uncle Fugui caught a twenty-kilogram small miscellaneous fish from the reservoir two days ago and turned it around at my door. I have been asking for the door of his house for more than ten times, but I can’t find it, which makes me very angry...Daughter, can you ask my son-in-law to help me buy a better fishing rod? Since I caught one last time? A big herring weighing more than three kilograms, they always target me.”
Mu Guiying: "..."
Others catch more than 20 kilograms of small miscellaneous fish, but if you catch a three kilogram herring, it is still a big herring. You fishermen have finally figured out the difference between big and small.
However, thinking that in the original work, her father Mu Yu and those elderly uncles and uncles were all killed by Meng Liang, the Queen felt that it was quite good to watch a group of them bickering now.
She sat astride the motorcycle and said:
"Okay, I will buy you some more fishing rods tomorrow, and the bait will be replaced with the latest model."
As soon as the girl was about to leave, Mu Yu's two concubines came over:
"Guiying, the shower gel you brought us last time...does it have any other scents?" "
Mu Guiying nodded:
"There are several more kinds. I will go to the city to buy a few boxes and some other skin care products tomorrow. You two just need to take care of them. My father, I can make you a god later."
When the two concubines heard this, they quickly said:
"Don't worry Guiying, the three of us, husband and wife, will be fine, and we won't let the master suffer any injustice."
Three husband and wife?
Mu Guiying was speechless for a while after hearing this phrase, but thinking that she and her husband were already a couple, she said nothing more, told Mu Yu to drink less, and then rode his motorcycle back. The remaining roast chicken was distributed to Li Fengyang, Fan Zhongyan and others.
In the Wa Palace, the empress looked at the delicacies sent by her precious son and said to Zhang Daoling:
"Send two to Wuzhuang Temple, two to Bajing Palace, and fast over there at Lingshan Mountain. I won’t let them taste it. You and Li Changgeng will have one each, and then call Jin Ling and the others over to eat the remaining four. Let’s celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival.”
Zhang Daoling didn't expect that he could get one, so he quickly said:
"Thank you for the gift!"
Fortunately, we didn't talk about so many twists and turns together, this time we have to switch to the Quanzhen Sect. Didn’t the Taoist priest just stare?
So, abstaining from eating meat or other foods is simply causing trouble for yourself.
It was simpler in the underworld. Empress Houtu took a photo of the roasted chicken with her mobile phone. It was a gift for her godson to visit relatives, so he had to take photos as a souvenir.
After taking the photos, she asked the Tenth Palace Yama to take the roasted chickens back one by one.
The underworld is a large system. The empress does not do anything in name. The daily affairs of the underworld are taken care of by Ksitigarbha. A heavenly master like this is almost like a small imperial court.
Ten roasted chickens are naturally not enough, but roasted chickens are not important. What is important is that His Highness the Holy Son treats the underworld as a relative, which makes the Ten Palaces of Yama happier than eating flat peaches.
While everyone was enjoying the roast chicken, in the real world, Li Yu was busy ordering various ingredients.
"Two white-striped sheep, four gray-brown geese, four lion-head geese, a whole fan of beef ribs, four fans of pork ribs, four fans of mutton chops, a thirty-pound silver carp, the best size Twenty kilograms of blue crabs, ten kilograms of Pipi shrimps, twenty kilograms of top-quality black tiger shrimps..."
Tomorrow is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and it is also the day when Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu perform in the scenic area. Not only the administrators of the book world will gather together, but also the Lin Xu family from the capital, staff from Happy Media, etc. will come.
There are many people, so you have to prepare as many ingredients as possible to avoid not having enough food.
And after finishing this meal, Zhao Yun, Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu will leave the real world and enter the book world to struggle. After seeing them off, Li Yu will also drive to the capital to visit relatives.
As soon as I ordered the ingredients, a Maisarui G63 parked at the door of the B&B.
Lin Xu walked out of the car with Dundun in his arms and greeted everyone with a smile:
"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival... As soon as we arrived in Yinzhou, Dundun came over to look for Brother Dao."
Dundun broke away from his arms, walked around and rubbed everyone on his body to say hello, and then came to In front of Brother Dao, a cat and a dog pressed their heads against each other, muttering and not knowing what they were communicating, and soon went to the study one after another.
Mu Guiying sighed:
"Scientists in the real world are so stupid. They haven't developed a cat language translator yet. I really want to know if they are discussing the spicy soup. Does it taste good?”
Lin Xu said:
"Gu Ying visited my house two days ago, and Dundun behaved a little differently. Maybe he discovered some secret. Unfortunately, he didn't tell me, leaving me confused."
Diao Chan asked:
"Where's Sister Yueyue? Didn't you come together?"
"At the racecourse, my father-in-law and his family are also here, and a group of people are playing there with their children. Son, I saw that Dundun was in a hurry, so I came over first. I’ll cook tomorrow’s meal. I wish my idol a safe journey!”
When Zhao Yun heard this, he quickly handed over his hands and thanked him:
"Thank you, Mr. Lin!"
"Don't be so polite. I can also make some food. Unlike you, you can go into battle to kill the enemy." After chatting for a while, dinner was already prepared. Li Yu specially I tore up two roast chickens and brought them to the table, asking Lin Xu to comment on them.
“With Ruan Xiaoqi’s skills, if you go to Linji, you can at least become the chef of the braised food department.”
Lin Xu has the appraisal of system rewards With his skills, he could tell the quality of the roasted chicken at a glance. Then, he tasted a piece of chicken breast and gave his opinion:
"Ask him to reduce the amount of cloves by a quarter, add a little more salt, and then reduce the soaking time by half an hour. By the way, I tell him that if he likes to eat it cold, put some pig skin in it when marinating, which can increase the gelatinous texture. . ”
In everyone’s opinion, this roast chicken is already perfect. It tastes oily but not greasy. Unexpectedly, in the eyes of professionals, there are still some shortcomings.
Lin Xu said:
“It’s not Xiaoqi’s fault, it’s because the spices they have are of high quality, which caused the recipe I gave before to have too strong flavor, especially cloves, which are too bitter. The aftertaste of the roasted chicken is overwhelming. ”
The spices in the book world are all natural, no chemical fertilizers are used, and the taste is stronger. In the real world, the taste of spices will be slightly lighter due to the pursuit of production. The dosage on both sides should be slightly different.
Lin Xu was thinking about his children, so he didn't eat much here. After Dundun came down from upstairs, he drove back to Longqishan. He would bring his children to play again tomorrow morning and watch the show by the way.
When Lu Bu, who was here to have a meal, heard this, he immediately prepared to join in the wave:
"How can such a thing happen without me? Tomorrow there will be Lu Bu VS Zhao Yun VS Yuwen Chengdu. The piano player is playing with four hands, so the three of us will have a free-for-all.”
It’s a pity that my eldest son Yide is not here, otherwise it would definitely be more exciting.
This is coupled with the second brother Lao Guan and Qin... Tsk, isn't this just a great brawl between ancient heroes?
After the meal, Mu Guiying specially wiped her tomato-fried egg armor, trying to blind everyone.
In addition to flying knives, she also plans to perform a female duel fight with Zhao Xue to see who is more powerful, the Luan Xiu Dao or the Bright Silver Spear.
Li Shimin encouraged from the side:
"Your Majesty, Third Master, how about you try a fight with Brother Fei?"
Yue Fei's natural supernatural power, coupled with constant Being fed by masters from all walks of life, her marksmanship cannot be underestimated. Mu Guiying shook her head wisely:
"I won't fight Xiao Feifei."
"Why?"
Mu Guiying racked her brains and finally found a suitable reason:
"Because he Good!”
After saying that, the girl got excited, raised her thumbs and made a four sign, and said seriously:
"Although I am Master's favorite disciple, please remember, there are four things I will not fight."
Li Shimin didn't understand these jokes and was a little surprised:
"Which four What? "
"First, I won't fight Xiao Feifei."
"You have already said this, because Brother Fei is kind."
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"Second, I won't fight Cheng Yu."
"Why?"
"Because he is benevolent."
Li Shimin:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
No, say it again, Cheng Yuren? Isn’t it good enough to cook people?
Mu Guiying then said:
"Third, I will not hit Wen Hou Lu Xiaobu."
"Why is this?"
"Because he "Filial piety!"
Liu Xie on the side began to suppress a smile, but Lu Bu looked indifferent. He just said a few words to the senior sister. Anyway, he could use food to offset it.
"Fourth, who are you not going to beat?"
"Fourth, I am not going to beat Sima Yi."
"Why?"
"Because he is loyal. ”
Li Shimin now figured out the context:
"Then why don't you beat Sun Quan next? After all, he has a lot of righteousness... There is also a generation of loyal Meng Da, the pillar of the Han Dynasty, Cao Cao, an iron-clad man who is strong in the ban, Wang Lang, the backbone of the Han Dynasty, and Mi Heng, who is not good at speaking..." < br>
"Forget it about Mi Heng and Wang Lang. I can beat them, but Meng Da is just so-so... I chose the one who is famous and powerful and said, don't get involved, it will appear that I am invincible."
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Okay, Third Master, you really don’t want to pretend anymore, right?
After the laughter, Mu Guiying looked at Li Shimin and asked:
"I can fight you, little Taizong, do you want to compete with me? You use a bow and arrow, I use a throwing knife, see who hits the other person first?"
Li Shimin quickly begged for mercy:
"Your Majesty, Third Master, I was wrong. When you go to the grassland, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask me. I can let the God of War be your advisor... Oh, yes, let Li Jing be the military advisor of Muke Village. Isn't this appropriate? "
Mu Guiying's eyes lit up:
"Okay, let the God of War be our advisor, but he is too lonely alone. It is better to have Guo Jiaxun, Zhuge Liangwen and Mr. Plus.”
With so many counselors helping to come up with ideas, and with Dundun following him all the way, let alone sweeping the grassland, even if he turned around and opened the seal, he would still be sure of it.
Zhao Yun looked at Li Shimin and asked:
"I read that the original work of "The Legend of Xing Tang" said that you shot the old general Yu Juluo with a bow and arrow?"
Li Shimin glanced at Yuwen Chengdu and quickly explained:
"It was to avenge my brother. It won't happen this time. When Xuanba gets older, I will let him worship Old General Yu as his disciple. He can teach even a big guy with mediocre talent, and it will definitely be no problem for a genius like my brother who is born to practice martial arts.”
As he spoke, he walked out. He expected that Yuwen Chengdu would chase him and beat him, but he found that the big man was sitting still with a gentle smile on his face.
"What's wrong, big man? Are you homesick?"
Yuwen Chengdu said:
"I really hope you can be so carefree all your life and don't have to worry about it. Those annoying things that are bothering me, my brother is not a thing, and he is incompatible with me, but you are very suitable for my temper... If you don’t understand anything, please ask your husband for advice. If you are bored, you can write to me, as long as I am not dead. , I will reply to you."
Li Shimin burst into tears.
In the past few months, the little guy has completely regarded Yuwen Chengdu as his elder brother who can be naughty and naughty at will. He was already enduring the pain of separation, but Yuwen Chengdu's words directly destroyed his inner defense.
Lu Bu handed Li Shimin a pack of tissues:
"Sure enough, sincerity is the last resort. Isn't this better than beating you up?"
This guy can dilute it with just one sentence. After feeling the sadness of parting, even Li Shimin himself burst into tears and smiled, and then began to tell Yuwen Chengdu to pay attention to safety, not to die, and to live a long life.
Although there is no opponent of Yuwen Chengdu in the Three Kingdoms world, we cannot take it lightly.
He didn't want his omnipotent elder brother to have an accident.
Li Yu said:
"You can exchange your merits for the opportunity to meet later. Anyway, just walk around in the Wa Palace. It's not troublesome. As long as you have merits, the gods will definitely be willing to help. ”
When they heard this, everyone’s eyes lit up.
Zhao Xuechong said to Zhao Yun:
"Brother, I can go and see you."
"Just stay there and I will go to Muke Village to see you. Don't be naughty and don't make Her Majesty the Holy Princess angry."
Yuwen Chengdu said that he would capture Jizhou as soon as possible and accumulate enough merit. As for going to see the kid, there's no rush. I'll go over and help him when he encounters any problems there.
Lu Bu grabbed the pig's trotter and took a bite:
"So, can I go see San'er? I have to establish a good relationship with Lao Zhang. When San'er is surrounded and has no other way out, , and then appear on the colorful auspicious clouds, let him lower his head when he sees me in this life. "
Li Yu: "..."
In the original work, Zhang Fei devoured you to death. Now the situation has changed, and Zhang Fei has become the one being taken advantage of. Who can I ask to explain this?
While we were chatting, Zhou Ruotong walked in:
"We have already agreed that we will leave for the capital early the day after tomorrow. Grandpa and the others have organized all activities and invitations and are waiting for us at home."
After returning from visiting relatives this time, Zhou Ruotong is going to visit the book world.
Li Yu planned to take the Xiongnu golden sword with him and let the Zhou family see it first. If it could be made public, he would find a reason to donate it to the National Museum. If it could not be made public, he would let the elders enjoy it.
This is an artifact that enhances national pride. Everyone should see how helpless and aggrieved the Huns were when they forged this golden sword.
There was no talk all night, but in the morning of the next day, all the administrators arrived, and Lu Bu, Zhao Yun and others also put on bright armor.
The performance of the fighting generals is about to begin!
(End of this chapter)