Chapter 583 Zhao Yun VS Yuwen Chengdu! [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Wow, there are so many people?”
Everyone came to the small square in the scenic spot and found that it was already crowded with tourists wearing various Hanfu. On the mountainside not far away, there were also crowds of people, some even holding telescopes.
Diao Chan held a box of chocolate ice cream and was frightened by the sight in front of her.
Although there were a lot of people in the past few events, it was far from the crowded scene now.
"Xiaochan, this way!"
A live broadcast station was set up next to the square. When Shen Jiayue saw Diaochan, she quickly waved and told her to go over there and follow the people from Happy Media to ensure the best view. .
Diao Chan walked over and teased Lin Chengye and Lin Jiye who were lying in the stroller. Seeing the two brothers paying attention to the chocolate in their hands, the little girl smiled and asked:
"Want to eat?" You are too young to eat it now. This is for your mother... Sister Yueyue, try our homemade ice cream."
"Thank you, Xiaochan, I'm feeling hot."< br>
Shen Jiayue was wearing a set of light blue Hanfu. She originally had an air of immortality, but because her figure was too prominent, she looked a little fat and lost that immortality.
She took a bite of the ice cream and looked at the immortal dress on Diao Chan:
"Your Hanfu suit is pretty good. I'm going to choose one later. I don't believe you can't look immortal in it. "
Diao Chan said with a smile:
"Sister Yueyue's figure is too good. She is not suitable for this kind of fairy-style Hanfu. You can try a neat chivalrous dress or dress. A more formal Hanfu style might be better.”
Shen Jiayue held up her mobile phone and took a selfie:
"It's okay, people must be brave enough to accept their shortcomings. I have made peace with myself."
Diao Chan: "..."
< br>If 34E is considered a shortcoming, then few people would dislike this shortcoming, right?
Just as he was talking, a chubby middle-aged man wearing a military robe came over accompanied by a dignified aunt in palace clothes. Diao Chan quickly said hello:
"Hello, Uncle Shen. Aunt Han matches this outfit so well. It feels like she stepped out of a painting."
These two people are Shen Jiayue's parents. They are also following the fashion today to experience Take a look at Hanfu.
"Xiaochan is so good at talking, Yueyue, you can learn from others."
Shen Guofu opened the folding fan to fan his two grandsons, and asked his daughter:
"Is Xiaoxu preparing lunch on the mountain?"
"Yes, there are a lot of delicious food for lunch. Dad, you can eat as much as you want... Xiaochan, where is Teacher Zhou? Why hasn't she come yet?"
"I'm dealing with financial matters. , I’ll be there in a moment.”
While everyone was chatting, Wu Song, Zhang Guoan and others in Feiyu suits kept moving through the crowd to maintain order and prevent accidents.
Li Shimin and Liu Xie followed Yue Fei and first went to pay respects to the stone pier that Wu Song smashed to the ground. They took photos with many people and then found a place to stay out of the sun. Looking forward to watching today's performance.
As soon as the three of them stood up, Xuanzang, who was dressed in monk robes, came over.
Li Shimin was a little surprised:
“Didn’t those group of female goblins drag you for a photo just now? Is it over so soon?”
Xuan Zang straightened the monk’s clothes and said:
"I wanted to cooperate and take the photos, but they not only took them, but also asked me to record a short video, asking me to imitate the appearance of moving the heart. I couldn't break free, so they said that the photo was ten yuan, and they immediately let me go. ”
The B&B has finally had a team building, and Xuanzang will naturally not be absent, but the strange thing is that there is nothing wrong with others walking around, but Xuanzang is the only one. From the time he left the B&B until now, he has been He was pestered to take photos, and some insisted on treating him to grilled sausages and braised duck legs.
Although Xuanzang was a little uncomfortable, he also experienced various aspects of life.
Liu Xie asked:
“You said the photo is ten yuan, are you not afraid that people will actually pay for it?”
“Then raise the price. Some scenic spots are not pretending to be Cheng Wukong drags tourists to take photos? I will use this trick to get rid of them."
Qin Qiong came over holding a few sausages and asked Xuanzang:
"Who are you getting rid of?"
"A group of female tourists pestering me to take a photo."
Qin Qiong shared the grilled sausages with everyone, and finally gave Xuanzang a piece of honey spit sprinkled with sugar. Si:
“It is specially baked by the store alone, without any fishy smell.”
“Thank you, Lord, for the reward.”
Xuanzang took it and took a bite. He felt that the toast was really good. Especially when Li Shimin looked at it with envy, the taste became even sweeter.
"Brother, is your toast too sweet or too salty?"
"Buddha said that there are many flavors in life that cannot be tasted, smelled, or explored. Just let everything take its course."
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Liu Xie was eating black pepper sausage, but he didn’t react:
“What do you mean?”
Li Shimin pointed to Xuanzang's gnawed bamboo stick and said:
"It doesn't matter what you mean. What's important is that this guy is attacking in the east and west, and he has finished eating the honey toast... and he still uses the art of war against his own people, you guys Can I get the true scripture?”
“Don’t worry, brother, if I can’t get it, I will compile a set of scriptures on the spot at Lingshan.” False scriptures will also become Buddhist scriptures, which are more true than true scriptures.
Yue Fei looked around:
"Where is His Majesty Zishou? Why didn't he come?"
Qin Qiong pointed to the Fengminggu Hotel at the gate and said:
"It's on the roof of the hotel. He just wanted to take advantage of this. It’s a chance to test various types of civilian telescopes.”
Zi Shou was too big and would easily be watched by people when he appeared in the scenic spot, so he went upstairs to the hotel early and set up a parasol and a lounge chair. , and put a pot of tea and two fruit plates. King Zhou had to work hard for so long, and he had to enjoy it.
Li Shimin glanced at the direction of the hotel:
"My husband plans to ask my sister, as a military enthusiast, to wholesale some multifunctional military telescopes from abroad. If I can buy them, the army's field operations will be more secure."
There are more and more people, Wu Song I had to come to the field in person to maintain order.
As soon as he showed up, many people recognized his identity:
“Isn’t this the guy who performed Drunken Boxing? Last time he smashed the stone into the ground, this time he is going to dig it out Come out and perform again? "
To their disappointment, Wu Song did not perform Drunken Boxing, but only set up a few targets. The targets were specially protected so that even if they missed the target, they would not be able to shoot the onlookers. body.
As soon as the target was set, a horse's neighing sounded outside the venue.
Then everyone saw Mu Guiying in tomato scrambled egg color armor, carrying her tender pink Luan embroidery knife, riding a strong carmine horse, Shi Shiran walked into the venue middle.
In the official live broadcast room of Fengming Valley Hanfu Factory, netizens immediately became enthusiastic:
“Wow, the Queen of Flying Knives is here!”
“This outfit , how does it feel like participating in the Olympics? ”
"If the Queen goes to participate in the Olympics, the women's gold medal that the dead eunuch took away might become ours."
"No chance, right? The Queen is just an actress."
" How can any actor always use a real thing? She used a flying knife to pick her nails last time. Who would dare to use such a sharp thing? "
"That armor seems to be real, come on. It sounds like a clatter, and it doesn’t sound like a dubbing sound.”
“The pinker the color, the harder the beating. I can’t imagine how good it would be to be chopped into pieces by the Queen.”
"She will definitely kneel down on the spot and pick your head everywhere."
"..."
On the sidelines, Li Yu looked at the barrage on the monitor and handed the milk tea in his hand to Zhou Ruotong, who just arrived:
"My wife is very skilled, do you want to go up and perform too?"
"I have nothing to perform, and the performance of Sanda cannot show the actual effect. If you say it, I’m afraid of being banned for being too bloody.”
Li Yu interlocked with her fingers and whispered:
"Let's try it alone tonight and see how bloody it is."
Zhou Ruotong blushed and pinched the stinky guy. Then he drank milk tea to hide his shyness.
Mu Guiying rode around the field on horseback and suddenly started to speed up. At some point, there were three bright flying knives in her hand. She flicked hard and the three flying knives hit the target steadily.
The onlookers let out huge cheers, gifts were flying in the live broadcast room, and the popularity rose rapidly. Some talented people even discussed the kinetic energy of flying knives from a professional perspective.
Then Mu Guiying ran on horseback towards the target, leaned back, looked back at the moon, and threw two flying knives, which also hit the target.
The louder the cheers around her, the more enthusiastic she became. Finally, she directly hung the Luan Embroidery Knife on the winning hook, holding five flying knives in each hand, and hit the bullseye again.
“Oh my god, my hit rate is higher than that of a pistol.”
“In terms of distance, the pistol really can’t achieve this kind of results, and it’s still in motion. Next.”
“I really want to pick up an apple and let the Queen try it.”
"Brothers upstairs, do you want to reopen?"
"..."
At the end of the performance, a scream sounded outside the venue:
"The Queen's flying The sword is amazing, I don’t know how to use the big sword, so I came here to ask for advice on two tricks!”
Then, Zhao Xue, wearing a silver helmet, rode on the white horse gifted by Li Yu, carrying a pole that was one size smaller than Zhao Yun’s! The bright silver gun makes a shining appearance.
Everyone present was immediately attracted by her handsome appearance. Fans in the live broadcast room rushed to tell each other:
“Xi Dapu Ben, a new character has been unlocked!”
“It’s not a new character, it’s the one from last time The girl who is live broadcasting with the Queen is called Xiao Feixue.”
“Ha, this sounds like the Queen’s naming style.”
"I only showed Hanfu before. I thought it was a fairy as soft and weak as Zhou Xiaochan. I didn't expect it to be a heroic female general. This armor is so handsome."
"Speaking of Hanfu, Why was the beauty from the Tang Palace missing two days ago? The one called Xiao Feiying.”
“What Xiao Feiying? That’s my most noble and distinguished rich sister. She’s not in the live broadcast room. Your legend!”
As soon as this barrage passed, the live broadcast room flashed with carnival special effects, which lasted for a long time and blocked everyone’s sight.
[Woman Like the Wind]: There is no money in the large account. Use the small account to clear the ninety-nine carnivals first. Brothers, help me look at the rankings. The live broadcast room I am in must be the first. The second one makes me cough.
Fans in the live broadcast room now confirmed that she was indeed the rich lady.
In the middle of the field, Mu Guiying took off the Luan embroidery knife from the winning hook and said to Zhao Xue:
"You are a pretty little girl. I have nothing to do. I will accompany you for two years." If you can win over me, I will make you the Northern General of the Zhou Dynasty!"
This half-truth and half-false statement made many tourists burst into laughter, thinking that she was really into the drama! deep.
"In this case, the little sister will be offended!"
Zhao Xue rode forward and fought with Mu Guiying.
Liang Yin Qian takes a light and swift approach, focusing on high attack and high agility, while Mu Guiying's sword method is to open and close with great force and heavy force.
Although it was a competition, the two played very seriously.
Li Shimin didn't understand this and touched Yue Fei with his arm:
"Brother Fei, who is better, Third Master or Sister Xue?"
"If Sister Xue hadn't learned from Brother Zilong's Yun Danu, it would have been the third master's wife. Her sword skills have improved a lot compared to last time. It should be that she is about to go on an expedition and our grandma has strengthened her."
< br>The precious disciple is going to fight against the alien race. Although the empress cannot do it herself, it is still okay to strengthen her sword skills.
Qin Qiong looked at it for a while and said:
"Sister Guiying obviously stopped, but Xiaoxue didn't use her full strength. Her marksmanship is good, but she has too little experience against the enemy and is not decisive enough in her moves. , The moves are also sloppy and not concise enough."
Liu Xie asked:
"Is it dangerous to go on an expedition?"
Qin Qiong shook his head:
"Of course not. In "The Romance of the Yang Family", Sister Guiying's kung fu is almost T0 level. If the empress were strengthened, she would be even more invincible."
Xuan Zang pointedly said:
"It should be the ceiling of that world, similar to Marquis Wen in the Three Kingdoms world."< br>
In the field, Mu Guiying, who had played dozens of rounds, showed off his newly learned drag tactic. Unexpectedly, he was blocked by Zhao Xue. He laughed:
“You can actually block my drag tactic, not bad. , you are qualified to conquer the world with me."
"Folk girl Zhao Xue pays homage to Her Majesty the Queen."
"Haha, no gift, no gift, just happen to have two vouchers in my hand. Let’s go, I’ll treat you to milk tea, and then we’ll discuss our great Zhou Dynasty’s grand hegemony!”
The two ended up like this, and the fans in the live broadcast room almost laughed their heads off:
"I keep saying it's the Queen, but I still need to use coupons to drink milk tea. Has the Great Zhou Dynasty become so poor... By the way, why is it called the Great Zhou Dynasty?"
"It can't be Zhou Dynasty. Xiaochan’s Zhou, right?”
“You’re not a big fan at first glance. Her Majesty the Queen said before that a sister she respected very much was named Zhou, so she took Zhou as her country name.”
< br>“I thought it was the descendants of the Chai family who were preparing to return to the country.”
After Mu Guiying and Zhao Xue left the scene, Lu Bu, a senior performing artist in the scenic spot, appeared on the stage riding a red rabbit horse and was strolling around the venue. At that time, Zhao Yun rode the Zhaoye Jade Lion into the arena.
Lu Bu asked curiously:
"Zilong, why are you in such a hurry?"
"Looking for my sister, Marquis Wen saw a woman riding a white horse passing by?"
Tourists didn't realize it at first, but only after seeing this place did they realize that there was actually a small theater.
It was Zhao Xue who was kidnapped by the Queen with milk tea coupons just now. Now Zhao Xue’s brother Zhao Zilong comes to find her... Wait, Zhao Zilong? ! ! ! ! ! !
The tourists instantly became excited:
“Holy shit, I said this silver helmet looks so much like an old friend.”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. He appeared in the scenic spot and looked so similar, he looked like he came from Changbanpo."
"No wonder the Mid-Autumn Festival performance, Boss Li is helping us realize our dream, right?"
< br>"The Mid-Autumn Festival is a festival of reunions. I am reunited with my childhood idol. No, I, Zhoukou Zhao Zilong, have to post on Moments to commemorate it."
"If you want to say that, then I, Zhao Zilong of Luohe, have to send a circle to commemorate it."
"Add me one, I am Zhao Zilong of Texas."
"Shandong Texas? Fellow fellow, I am Zhao Zilong from Zaozhuang!”
“…”
Soon, Zhao Zilong’s branches in various places posted updates on social platforms to share the good news of his reunion with Zhao Zilong.
At this time, Yuwen Chengdu came to the field carrying his seven-curved phoenix wings.
The Red Rabbit Horse neighed when it saw the Hunhong Beast, and the Zhaoye Jade Lion screamed not to be outdone.
“Brother, have you ever seen a woman riding a white horse?”
“Aren’t you the woman riding a white horse?”
Zhao Yun immediately jumped up. Pretending to be angry, he picked up the bright silver gun in his hand:
"Where are the unknown people from? Please give me your name. I, Zhao Yun, will never kill an unknown person with my gun!"
"Zhao Yun? Aren't you afraid that the name will be too big to suppress you? I am Yuwen Chengdu, and I am looking for a name. The person named Li Xuanba, if you don’t, please get out of the way quickly and don’t waste my time.”
The small theater ended and the topic came to a head, and the two started fighting.
Lu Bu pretended to be a peacemaker, but in reality he was fanning the flames:
"Just say something clearly. If you are having a big holiday, don't hit Zilong in the face with a phoenix wing hammer."< br>
"Zilong, you are no match for him. How about forget it? It's okay to bow your head and apologize."
The tourists burst out laughing. This Lu Bu's mouth was too mean. Originally, it was just a preliminary fight. He tried to persuade her for a while, but it turned into a life-or-death fight.
“Last time Liu Guan and Zhang Shanxiong fought against Lu Bu, this time Cheng Yuwen and Chengdu fought against Zhao Zilong. Fengming Valley Scenic Area is so awesome, it always gives new surprises.”
From the opening to the present, every performance is different. Unlike some scenic spots, the content of the performance has remained the same for ten years, and even the fighting routines are exactly the same.
Compared with Zhao Xue, Zhao Yun's marksmanship is more tricky and swift, with dots like pear blossoms.
Yuwen Chengdu seemed to be using a stupid, big, black and thick weapon, but it was a standard technique, with subtle and complicated moves. He and Zhao Yun fought back and forth, and they were evenly matched.
Li Shimin on the sidelines asked again:
"Brother Qin, if they really work hard, who can win?"
Qin Qiong stroked his beard and looked at this carefully A high-quality fighter:
“It’s hard to say, because no one knows what the upper limit of Yun Danu is. Theoretically speaking, Chengdu Xiandi is better than Wenhou, but Zilong is a bit unreasonable. , cannot be measured by common sense.”
If a master of this level competes with each other, even if they are just a little bit different, the result will be very different.
This guy Lu Bu has been trying to stop the fight, but he got a little bit itch after trying to persuade him. Unknowingly, he picked up Fang Tian Hua Ji and started fighting with Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu.
The three of them fought with each other without distinguishing between friend and foe. They had to defend both families at the same time while making moves. The fight was very enjoyable.
Of course, tourists and fans in the live broadcast room enjoy it even more.
“Damn, kill me quickly to cheer up everyone!”
"When will movies and TV dramas have such wonderful scenes?"
"I have to download and save this live broadcast. It is so wonderful, and the three actors are very consistent with the original work. Except for Lu Bu, who is so handsome. He's quite mean."
"It's true that Lu Bu failed to find an actor, but he is still much better than Xiao Xianrou."
"..."
While everyone was discussing, Dundun found Lin Xu who was making roasted whole lamb in the courtyard of the B&B, and typed a line on the tablet next to him:
"My dog and I discovered traces of the system..."
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