Chapter 584 "Goodbye, real world!" [Please vote]
Lin Xu stopped what he was doing, wiped his hands and asked:
"You said Li Yu was not tied up That system?”
Dundun nodded his round head, raised his paws, and continued typing on the tablet:
“We have some clues, but there are still some clues. Check it out and we’ll know by the end of the year at the latest.”
After typing these words, the little guy jumped to the flower bed aside and prepared to leave, which made Lin Xu feel a little uncomfortable:
"No, you said it clearly, do you want to run away halfway through?"< br>
Dundun had no choice but to turn around again and typed another line:
"I'm afraid you two will hold back me and the dog if I talk too much... Just keep cooking, my steak will be fried." Make it tender and don’t add pepper.”
Lin Xu:? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
Good guy, you still have gong, right?
The little fat cat raised its tail and walked forward along the flower bed without looking back. Just as it was chirping, Mu Guiying, who was rushing back from the scenic spot, suddenly hugged her and carried her on her shoulders:
"Lord Holy Lord, are you ready to accompany me on the expedition?"
"Meow!!!!"
The little guy is armored by Mu Guiying The shoulder-swallowing beast on top got stung, struggled to jump down, and sat on the stone bench next to it like a little general, holding its big head high and trying to maintain a majestic aura.
It's a pity that he was handsome for only three seconds before he was hugged by the Queen again:
"Your little armor will be ready soon. It's ready for you to try."
Dundun was random. In response, he quickly ran to the study to communicate with Brother Dao.
Mu Guiying returned to her room, changed out of her tomato scrambled egg armor, put on a set of casual clothes, and put on a sun protection suit, and strolled to the scenic spot.
When she passed by the statue, she was about to walk over when her voice sounded in her mind:
"What kind of sun protection clothing should I wear? Can I still let you get a tan?"
"You can't control this. Besides, Sister Zhou bought it for me. Not wearing it is not conducive to family harmony."< br>
The empress couldn’t quarrel with this girl, so she simply gave her a headache:
“Tell your man, Zhang Daoling is ready, and tell Zhao Yun not to drink too much, so as not to fly around. My body can’t bear it.”
“Okay Master, what delicious food is there for lunch? Do you want to try it?”
"Okay, your godmother is coming over today, so we can try it together."
In the small square, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu were still playing lively, and the three of them were all using products produced by Zhao Dahu. The weapons include the red Fangtian painted halberd, the bright silver gentian spear, and the pure golden seven-curved phoenix wing.
Weapons of three colors, matched with the armor of three people, fighting each other, it is a feast for the eyes.
Seeing that it was getting late, Li Yu signaled Wu Song Mingjin to withdraw his troops. If the fight continued like this, the three of them would fight until dark without getting tired. It was better to forget it and leave some time for the fans to take pictures.
The golden sound sounded, and the most disciplined Yuwen Chengdu was the first to withdraw from the battle circle. Then Zhao Yun stepped aside with a gun in his hand and tidied up his jersey.
Lu Bu stood on horseback in the center of the square and shook the flaming feather on his head very coquettishly:
"Where is the chief secretary? Immediately write to the court, saying that I, Marquis of Wen, Lu Bu, crushed Changshan Zhao Zilong and Zhao Zilong with absolute strength. General Yuwen Chengdu of the Great Sui Dynasty beat the two men away... What? Isn't it true? Aren't you people who study journalism the best at confusing right and wrong? "
Those words made the people around them roar. Laughing, even Zhao Yun and Yuwen Chengdu said that in terms of overall work, Lu Wenhou was indeed the well-deserved first place.
The performance ended here. Lu Bu took out a small trumpet from the trousers on his horse's back and friendly reminded the tourists:
"What are you doing standing still? While Zilong hasn't left yet , hurry up and take a group photo. You Zhao Zilong from all over the country just happened to get a family photo... The men all rushed to find Zhao Yun to take a photo. There is no such shop after passing this village. As for ladies, I will reluctantly cooperate with you to take a few photos. , those who want to ride horses come and line up, take advantage of Chitu Ma’s good mood today, and let you experience the joy of driving an ancient version of Lamborghini!”
In terms of value, the Red Rabbit is even more valuable than a Lamborghini.
After all, Dong Zhuo, who was ambitious to be the emperor, decided to use the red rabbit horse to win over Lu Bu, but he hesitated and even felt reluctant to let go.
Soon, a bold girl in Hanfu came over and wanted to feel the red rabbit horse.
Lu Bu held up the girl who ran to the front with both hands and carried her onto the horse.
The Red Rabbit Horse is one size larger than the average horse, with a big body, a long body, and a back full of muscles.
The girl yelled as soon as she got on:
"Wow, this horse is really tall, much stronger than the one I rode on the grassland, and its back is so wide... Handsome guy, how big is your horse?" Money? "
This question made Lu Bu tremble, thinking that Sister Fu had come to Yinzhou again.
"The horse was given as a gift by someone else. The person who gave me the horse died not long after. In order to commemorate this friendship, I will not sell it no matter how much you pay."
Waiting for this girl As soon as the son came down, other people gathered around to feel it.
The majestic hussar general of Han Dynasty became everyone's stable boy.
On the other side, male tourists surrounded Zhao Zilong. Branch dragons from all over the country came to take photos one after another. The bearded Zhao Zilong from Yinzhou was also among them, and kept praising Zhao Yun for his good marksmanship:
"Damn, I just realized that your marksmanship is so good. How do you use this gun? Why don't you take advantage of it and I'll change it."
Zhao Yun said:
"It's perfect, no need to modify it. And I’m leaving in the afternoon, so it’s too late to change even if I want to.”
Zhao Dahu said as if he was enlightened:
"I remembered that Li Yu said before that you will leave after the Mid-Autumn Festival... As Zhao Zilong of Yinzhou, I would like to advise you, online loans are as fierce as tigers. Debts must be repaid, but don’t put too much pressure on yourself. Take your time and don’t rush.”
Debts?
Zhao Yun instantly thought of his great ambition.
Strictly speaking, it is indeed a debt owed.
He cupped his fists and said:
“Thank you Brother Dahu for your enlightenment. I will pay off the debt as soon as possible.”
“Look, why are you putting pressure on yourself again? Let’s be Zhao Zilong. You must have the spirit of seven in and seven out... Come back to play after you pay off the debt, and I will give you another weapon."
"Okay, thank you, dear brother!"
Zhao Dahu wanted to chat with Zhao Yun a few more words, but when he heard someone outside claiming to be Yinzhou Zhao Zilong, he immediately cheered up and went to argue with the other party.
Even if he can't compare to Shijiazhuang Zhao Zilong, if he can't even hold on to the title of Yinzhou Zhao Zilong, then how can he survive in the future?
Yuwen Chengdu held his own red beast and looked at Zhao Zilong who was surrounded by male tourists and Lu Bu who was surrounded by girls. He was just about to take the opportunity to leave when several tourists who often went to the racecourse took the initiative to follow him. Say hello:
"You are the handsome guy who performed equestrian at the racecourse, right? I didn't expect you to look so handsome in armor. Are you going to perform equestrian after the festival? I have friends who are coming back from other places and I just want to take them to see you. "
Yuwen Chengdu said apologetically:
"I'm really sorry, I found a job out of town and won't be able to perform at the racecourse in the future."
"That's unfortunate, but you are young and really need to venture outside. I wish you a safe journey!"
"Thank you!"
Some tourists heard that Yu Wencheng was leaving. They all came over to take photos.
By the time they got rid of the group of people taking photos, it was already past twelve o'clock. The group returned to the B&B. Shen Jiayue's family finished their meal and went to worship the goddess in front of the statue with their children in their arms.
When several people changed their armor and walked into the private room of the restaurant in casual clothes, Zishou was chewing a piece of roasted lamb leg.
The lamb was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, with a fruity aroma, and was very delicious. Zi Shou just wanted to taste it, but as he tasted it, half of the lamb went into his stomach.
Seeing his younger brother come in, Zhao Feng wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes covertly and poured wine for everyone with a bottle of Wuliangye.
Seeing that something was wrong in the atmosphere, Li Shimin deliberately joked with Lu Bu:
"Marquis Wen just hugged so many women, aren't you afraid that your brother-in-law will take pictures and show them to your ladyship?"
Lu Bu quickly made a heartbroken expression:
"I just want Chitu Ma to feel the difference between men and women riding. There is no other meaning... I should not say it, but the smell of rouge on those women is so strong that it feels like the skin is soaked in the smell."
Everyone laughed, and Zhao Yun took the opportunity to say to Zhao Feng:
"Brother, you can live a good life here. My little sister and I have gone to realize our respective ideals in life. When we accumulate enough merit, we will In exchange for the opportunity to come to the real world, let’s have a reunion dinner as a family.”
Zhao Feng held back what he wanted to say to his younger brother, but before he could speak, his younger brother beat him to it:
< br>"With His Highness the Holy Son taking care of us, nothing will happen to us, but you are blind, don't be brave, just endure what you have to endure, and you must live a good life."
"Don't worry, brother, we will be fine."
Everyone picked up their wine glasses and drank the wine in one gulp.
In order to liven up the atmosphere, Yue Fei took out the blessing video recorded by Liu Bei and others to celebrate the Happy Mid-Autumn Festival together.
Mu Guiying put on disposable gloves and peeled a shrimp: "Do you think that on the day of Mid-Autumn Festival reunion, Chang'e will be lonely in the sky?"
Lu Bu chuckled:
"I just want to know if Tianpeng will miss her again after he wakes up."
Hearing this conversation, Xuanzang, who was eating vegetarian noodles, said:< br>
"The one Bajie teased and missed was not Chang'e, but the colorful fairy in Guanghan Palace... Chang'e is not a name, but a title. Guanghan Palace is called three hundred Chang'es, but in fact there are three hundred Chang'e's. A dancing fairy accidentally bumped into Guanghan Palace when he was drunk. It happened that Fairy Nishang was on duty. He hugged her and was demoted to the lower realm. "
Yue Fei ate the oil on the table seriously. Braised prawns:
"A marshal hugged a dancing girl and was arranged to be reincarnated. The reincarnation was still an animal. How much does the Jade Emperor hate Marshal Tianpeng?"
Lü Bu chuckled:
"What about you? I don’t understand Pengju, that dancer is not an ordinary person, just like Hengtai’s security captain hugged a member of Hengtai’s song and dance troupe, isn’t this looking for death... Should I say it or not, last night I watched the video of Hengtai’s squat dance , I think Xu Belt’s aesthetic is really vulgar, but I like it, the more vulgar the better.”
Mu Guiying said to Liu Xie:
“What are the little crabs still doing? Hurry up and record it. If my junior brother dares to ask for a sky-high price for the gift tomorrow, you can play it and let your mother-in-law listen..."
Liu Xie said weakly:
"Your Majesty, Third Master, the court can still afford some betrothal gifts."
Just kidding, an emperor of the Eastern Empire who is on the rise in his career will Can’t afford the bride price? The worst case scenario is that the aristocratic family will have to suffer again, and the infamy will be borne by the foreign race.
Lin Xu took a sip of the juice and said with a smile:
“I thought you would talk about some ancient things when you get together, but I didn’t expect you would be so gossipy. The squatting dance is very popular. When I got up, some people came to the store to ask Dundun to dance, which made Dundun unable to go to the store for a long time.”
Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Dundun must be angry, right?"
"Of course he is angry, and he even started a live broadcast to make it clear. Unfortunately, no one can understand cat language. It can only let everyone play with this homophonic joke.”
Everyone feels funny when they think of the little fat cat holding a press conference seriously.
Lin Xu asked:
"Has Brother Dao ever encountered anything urgent?"
Li Yu pointed in the direction of the living room of the B&B and said:
"It hangs out among women every day, and rubs against it all day long. Wearing those beautiful legs in stockings, he doesn't care what others say. After raising him for so long, this guy has quarreled with me, bullied Sun Facai, and scared Zhang Guoan. He has always been a good dog to others and has never been angry. "It's too late."
Zi Shou praised:
"After all, he is a social person who has experienced many hardships and knows that reputation is worthless compared with benefits."
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Diao Chan ate the pumpkin baked with egg yolk and thought it tasted great:
“This is delicious. Is it difficult to make it?”
Lin Xu shook his head:
“It’s not difficult. "After dinner later, I will teach Li Yu how to cook it. If you want to eat it later, just let him cook it."
Mu Guiying asked:
"Besides pumpkin, what else can be baked?"
"There are many, sweet potatoes, taro, potatoes, yams, purple sweet potatoes... these kinds of ingredients can be made into egg yolk baked dishes, and there are also There are many ways to make anti-sand dishes."
After talking about this, Lin Xu then asked about the knowledge of gods:
"If Marshal Tianpeng is not holding a dancing one. Fairy Nishang, but Lord Taiyin, what will be the result? "
Mu Guiying, who knows the fairy best, said:
"Then Dou Mu Yuanjun can adopt another piglet. Taiyin Star Lord can make Tianpeng die and disappear, and he is not even qualified to be reincarnated."
Guanghan Palace Song and Dance Troupe Although He has no fighting power, but the leader himself has the power of Taiyin. When Wukong saw him, he was respectful and very polite. This kind of master is not comparable to that of ordinary marshals.
After three drinks, Qin Qiong, representing the world of Sui and Tang Dynasties, gave gifts to Zhao Yun, Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu respectively.
After Big Brother took the lead, others also took out their prepared gifts. Even Dundun came over, patted Zhao Xue and Yuwen Chengdu respectively, and sent their blessings.
When he was about to take a picture of Zhao Yun, the little guy raised his paw and finally put it down.
Zhao Yun's luck value is still at full level. It can't be increased, not at all.
The gift given by Brother Dao was the simplest, only a few dog hairs. However, thinking of this method used to protect Sun Facai before, Brother Dao found it to be the top amulet in the world in the book.
Who is for and who is against the new Tiandao cover?
Finally, Zhou Ruotong took out the gift she and Li Yu had prepared.
Zhao Xue’s car is an off-road RV that can survive in the wild for more than three days. It has a solar power panel on the roof that can generate electricity when the sun shines. There is also a shower in the car, so you can take a shower at any time.
Zhao Yun's is relatively simple. It is a pure white off-road vehicle. The interior decoration of the vehicle has been specially customized and is very durable.
As for the gift to Yuwen Chengdu, it is a thousand sets of stab-resistant suits purchased through the security company.
With this set of equipment, Yuwen Chengdu can completely form a special force similar to the trap camp, specifically used to attack the Chinese army.
The things given are very targeted. Zhao Yun likes to lead by example, so giving him an off-road vehicle can maximize his mobility.
And Yuwen Chengdu has been the coach for so many years. Although he will end up fighting, his main job is to command the Chinese army.
After giving out the gifts, Yuwen Chengdu asked Li Yu for advice:
"May I ask, sir, if you meet Cao Cao, should you kill or keep him?"
Li Yu said:
"Amao can keep it, but it depends on his attitude. Anyone who wants to be a big man can fight for it, but remember one thing, if he is decent, we will be decent too. If he is not, we will help him be decent. ”
I respect you as a talent and am willing to give you a chance to surrender.
But if you don't cherish this opportunity, but instead rely on your talents and play hard-to-get tricks, then we don't mind killing a few talents.
Lü Bu explained:
"It's more difficult to have Yan Liang and Wen Chou in Jizhou. Chengdu can use it to practice. In addition, Xu Chu, Cao Cao's subordinate, remember to kill him. He talks arrogantly all day long. I know where the confidence comes from.”
Xu Chu has some abilities, but he has a bad mouth. He killed Xu You, ostensibly to eliminate hidden dangers for the leader, but in fact he crossed the line. It was all Cao Wei Group. My servant, what qualifications do you have to kill others?
You killed Xu You to please Ah Man. Will you send Cao Cao back to the west one day to please Cao Pi?
There are many twists and turns here, and the more you interpret it, the more detrimental it will be to Xu Chu.
When Xu You was pretending to be cool, his most correct choice was to give Xu You two big mouths, which not only vented everyone's anger and won the favor of the officials, but also allowed Ah Man to turn around. room.
As for Xu You, there is nothing he can do except suffer the consequences of being dumb.
If Ah Man reprimanded Xu Chu for this, Xu You would be even less human inside and outside the Cao Wei Group.
It was originally a good opportunity, but because Xu Zhu was too clever, his colleagues kept him at arm's length. His son Xu Yi was beheaded by Zhong Hui on some pretext, but there was no one to intercede.
After Xu Chu's death, he was not even qualified to enjoy the Ancestral Temple. On the contrary, Dian Wei seemed naive and careless, but he had always been Ah Man's favorite.
Zhao Yun said:
"When I came here, I also heard that Xu Chu had a very bad mouth. If the wise brother from Chengdu has a chance, I can teach him a lesson."
"Don't worry, General Zilong, leave it to me!"
When Yuwen Chengdu went to the Three Kingdoms World, he was the Han Cavalry Captain. He was responsible for fighting on the eastern front and had many opportunities to deal with Xu Chu.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, lunch finally ended and everyone was full.
Everyone came to the warehouse and faced separation again.
Zhao Qian put his arms around Zhao Xue's waist, not wanting to be separated from his aunt who could tell stories. Zhao Yun solemnly kowtowed to his brother Zhao Feng and sister-in-law Zhang Wanping:
"Brother, please and Sister-in-law, take care and stay away!"
Zhao Feng patted his brother on the shoulder and wanted to give some more instructions, but as soon as he opened his mouth, hot tears fell down.
Yuwen Chengdu dragged the luggage out of the room, turned his face and looked at the iron house where he had lived for several months, gently closed the door, and said to himself:
"Goodbye, real world!"
(End of this chapter)