Chapter 619 Taking Diao Chan to watch a horror movie [Requesting monthly tickets]
“Tongtong, Yunxiao, welcome to the underworld!”
Entering the underworld, Zhou Ruotong’s whole body automatically lit up with a translucent light Ball, which can resist the invasion of Yin energy around you.
Houtu Empress was waiting at the gate of hell in person, leading Ksitigarbha Diting, Yama of the Tenth Hall, and the judges of each hall. There were even groups of terrifying-looking underworld troops not far away.
When my daughter-in-law comes, she must be received with the highest etiquette.
Looking at the gloomy underworld, Zhou Ruotong felt that it was lucky that her husband had not come, otherwise he would have been so scared that he would have hugged him and screamed when he first arrived here.
From her point of view, this place is not actually scary, and there is no scary music like in horror movies, but the color tone and the shadowy gloom here still make her a little uncomfortable.
The treasure money on my shoulders was surrounded by ghost servants lining up to welcome me. I cheered up and carried my wings behind my back, like a leader reviewing the troops.
But as soon as it left the range of the protective bubble, it felt a strong sense of discomfort. It quickly flapped its small wings and landed on Zhou Ruotong's shoulder again.
Zhou Ruotong followed the example of ancient people and bowed to the Queen Mother:
"Daughter-in-law Zhou Ruotong, please pay homage to your godmother."
Yunxiao also bowed, using the same name as her daughter-in-law.
Houtu Empress was extremely happy:
"As a family, we should not engage in these red tapes. It is a great blessing that my son met you two. The environment here is not very good. Is Tongtong still adapting to it? "
Yunxiao is at the peak of Da Luo, a quasi-sage who can kill three corpses, and Yin Qi and other things cannot disturb her at all.
Empress Houtu is more concerned about Zhou Ruotong's status as a mortal. If her daughter-in-law doesn't like this place, she will end it in a hurry to avoid any psychological shadow.
Zhou Ruotong said:
“This bubble can block the Yin Qi. I think everything is quite novel. I have studied atheism for more than 20 years, but I ended up visiting the underworld. It felt very mysterious. ”
There is no distinction between day and night in the underworld. There is gray mist everywhere and there are no green plants.
Zhou Ruotong planned to wait until the welcome ceremony was over, then take out his mobile phone to take some videos and photos, and when he returned to the real world, he would take them out to scare the stinky guy and see if he would dare to be bold again.
Thinking of Li Yu in his mind, Professor Zhou unconsciously came up with Li Yu’s weird ideas:
“If some plants that don’t need light are planted here, the environment should be much better, but I don’t know if it can be done. Plant it. "
Surviving in this environment, even if you are not afraid of the invasion of Yin Qi, this environment alone will make people gloomy. It would be better if you could plant some green plants or something.
After reading her daughter-in-law’s thoughts, Houtu Empress said with a smile:
“You need to plant plants that absorb yin energy to survive. If ordinary plants are planted here, they will float. The dead air will cause the plants to dry up instantly and make them impossible to grow.”
Zhou Ruotong is not discouraged:
"I can try it in the future. When I leave here, I will ask my mother-in-law to fill my mind with a few books about plants. Maybe I can find plants suitable for the underworld."
What she cares about is not the plants, but whether the plants can consume the dead energy here when they grow.
If possible, the underworld might really become a paradise with birds singing and flowers fragrant in the future.
Donghe, the oldest king of Mount Tai in the Ten Halls of Yama, said:
"When this place was first opened, it used to be like heaven, full of immortal energy and abundant spiritual energy. Unfortunately, countless souls came here to reincarnate and reincarnated, leaving a lot of dead energy. In addition, heaven deprived us of the merits we deserved, and the underworld gradually became It's like it is now... If all the death energy here can be consumed, the underworld will reappear as it was when it was opened, and the empress' body will be completely restored to its peak state."
Before the Ten Palaces of Yama, the underworld will be restored to its original state. The Lord of Taishan Palace has always been in charge, but there were too many ghosts to deal with, so he expanded the number of ten halls of Yama. Just as the Lingshan side seized power, Ksitigarbha hid here, and even issued the slogan "I will not become a Buddha until hell is empty." The ambition is not only for self-protection, but also because I feel the pain of Empress Houtu and want to do something.
Houtu Empress incarnates the six realms of reincarnation, and the underworld is gone from the dead energy, which means that the empress' body is completely healed and can exert the strength of a saint.
After everyone chatted for a while, Zhou Ruotong asked Yun Xiao to take out the gift.
Before coming to the underworld, the two of them went to Qilin Village and asked Yue Fei to move pile No. 1 in the warehouse, which was full of gifts for everyone in the underworld.
For example, what was given to Di was the same cashmere carpet and a vest specially designed for large dogs as Brother Dao. Considering that he occasionally appears in the form of a child, he also gave him a few sets of clothes and shoes suitable for children.
Ksitigarbha’s gifts are Buddhist materials from the real world. These are actually of little use, but they can help Ksitigarbha look at the development of religion from a dialectical perspective.
In the future, more than 95% of the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas in Lingshan will perish, which is equivalent to cutting down all the branches and vines of Buddhism, leaving only the Tathagata and a few disciples.
And Ksitigarbha is the successor of Lingshan, so how to avoid making the same mistakes in the future has become his focus.
After all the gifts were distributed, Zhou Ruotong handed Cui Jue a writing brush made of white jade with some gold ornaments inlaid on it:
"You helped Pengju's adoptive father extend his life. This is a thank you gift he asked me to give you. I hope Judge Cui won't dislike it."
Li Shimin heard that Yue Fei would become a calligrapher in the future, so he gave it to him. It looked like a luxurious brush, but Yue Fei was reluctant to use it. Taking advantage of Zhou Ruotong's visit to relatives in the underworld, he asked his master's wife to bring it over to express his gratitude to Cui Jue.
Cui Jue didn’t expect there was an extra gift, so he quickly took it with both hands:
“Uncle Buddha, you are so polite. The matter of extending life is the order of Ksitigarbha, this villain can just make it. It's just two strokes, not worth mentioning. "
Regardless of whether the gift is expensive or not, Guang Yuefei's identity is worth mentioning for a while.
After delivering the gifts, Zhong Kui, the judge in charge of the Underworld Punishment Department, introduced the Hades army to the noble Holy Princess:
“Since the last time the empress sent an oracle, saying that she wanted to annex the western underworld, we will die in battle. The heroic spirits organized and formed an army. Once a war begins, they will instantly collapse the defense line of the Western Underworld with thunderous force."
Zhou Ruotong reminded:
"The entrance to the Western Underworld is a road. The river of Styx is endless, and all the souls of the past need the boatman Charon to ferry them into the underworld... Do we have a navy here?"
Zhong Kui raised his head and smiled:
"The treasure ship navy of the Ming Dynasty is training in the Netherworld Sea. If there are rivers in the Western Underworld, our chances of winning will be greater."
Chinese armies of various dynasties can find them in the Hades, so they rush to the underworld. At this point, the Western underworld can no longer escape the annexation of the East.
Of course, it should be more reasonable to promote Wanghua.
Di Ting’s interest is all in the three-headed hell dog:
“I don’t know if that three-headed dog is fun. If it’s fun, just keep one alive and be my pet. If it’s not fun, forget it. Let Xiaotian bite it to death!”
Cui Jue asked:
"Why don't you do it yourself? Are you afraid that you can't beat the three-headed dog?"
Diting shook his head:
"As a chess player , is there any reason to end up personally? "
Hmph, we are going to be capitalists in the mount circle. Let Xiaotian bite the three-headed hell dog to death, and it can't thank me without slapping its shoulders and back?
Zhou Ruotong said:
"Norse mythology, Greek mythology, Athenian mythology, Yama mythology, etc., all have rumors of hellhounds. If Xiaotian wants to earn merit, then he will have his busy work."
Di Ting quickly wrote it down, and when she saw Xiaotian later, she revealed it quietly, and said that it was me, a good big brother, who helped it find out the information. From now on, she will definitely obey my words in front of me!
After talking about this, Zhong Kui left with the army of Hades, returned to the world of Yang Family Mansion where Mu Guiying was, and went to Yuzhou City to garrison the alien souls.
The Ten Palaces of Yama were also busy with their own affairs, leaving Houtu Empress and Ksitigarbha and taking Zhou Ruotong and Yunxiao together to start touring the underworld.
Huangquan Road, Naihe Bridge, Netherworld Sea...
While passing by Huangquan Road, Zhou Ruotong found that both sides of the road were full of gorgeous flowers, which seemed incompatible with the entire Hades environment. He quickly took out his mobile phone and took a few photos.
The Empress reminded:
"Tongtong, you are a mortal, don't stare at those flowers, it is easy to have hallucinations... The Biangan flower lives on flesh and blood, and is very evil to mortals. , should stay away.”
Thinking of the settings in some literary and artistic works, Zhou Ruotong asked:
"Mom, can the Biangan flower resurrect people?"
"No, it will devour flesh and soul instead. However, the flowers can nourish the Yin spirit. Cui Jue and the others like to use them to make tea."
After talking about Bianhua, Empress Houtu looked at Yunxiao and asked:
"How do you feel about walking in the world?"
Yunxiao thought for a moment and said:
"I feel that it is not easy for the human race to grow from weak to strong. At the same time, I also find that after mortals pass away, they go to the underworld to reincarnate. The whole process does not require the participation of heaven, but heaven has taken away almost all the beliefs and merits. This is unreasonable."
"It's really unreasonable. Xiaoyu has some plans. Maybe you will know when they are implemented in the future. This kid has a lot of clever ideas. If he makes you angry in other ways, please be more patient. We are the mothers. He is such a doting son, so I hope you won’t blame him.”
As an innate creature, Yun Xiao has no concept of parents. But Li Yu, a mortal, has three mothers, not counting the mother-in-law.
In the real world, Li Fuyu, the third mother, is eating beef noodles.
Make beef bone soup, add high-gluten noodles, pour a spoonful of beef stew made from the stock, add a spoonful of spicy oil, and you have a bowl of beef noodles.
Li Yu took a mouthful of noodles, took another bite of sesame seed cake with beef head meat, and asked Li Shimin opposite, who was also eating noodles with a big mouthful of noodles:
"You mean the entire Wang family of Taiyuan has defected to Fengming Village? Don’t have any reservations?”
“Yes, according to the new patriarch, after last night’s killing, the Wang family has recognized the reality and found the direction of future development... It feels like he is relying on us. He felt like he was being used by his hand to get rid of the disobedient members of the family."
Xiao Shimin was very happy at first, but he sat down with Xie Hong and Li Jing to think about it carefully and felt that this matter was too much. It went smoothly, and then there was speculation that it was being used.
However, there are always two sides to everything. If you can get the full support of a family, you can be used if you are used. It is better than being two-faced.
Li Shimin took a sip of iced grape juice and asked in a low voice:
"Sir, all the pipes here will be shipped tomorrow. The doors, windows, tables, chairs, water pipes, wash basins, etc. in the dormitory building. Can we dismantle it too?”
“Yes, be careful when dismantling the solar energy. If it doesn’t work, let Brother Dao open a door on the roof and you can transport it directly from the roof to avoid damage.”< br>
“Okay, then these things in the restaurant...”
"It can also be taken away. The contract we signed is to be packed up before the end of the month. We still have time, so there is no rush. Let's see if there is anything else that can be dismantled and pack it up slowly."
It was dismantled two days ago. The surveillance equipment has been brought to the World of the Three Kingdoms by Liu Xie and is to be installed around the palace and at the intersection of several streets to prevent anyone from sneaking into the palace to do bad things.
Li Yu ate a large bowl of beef noodles and a sesame seed cake with beef head meat, and drank half a bowl of beef bone and radish soup. Then he wiped his mouth with satisfaction and prepared to return to the B&B.
At this moment, the phone rang, and Diao Chan called:
"Can you come to school to pick me up? The teacher allows me to stay at home for the weekend."
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Li Yu was a little puzzled:
“Don’t you just have a break next weekend? Is this a day off?”
Moral education schools usually have one weekend in two weeks, so students can take advantage of it. Go home for a rest on the weekend. It is said that senior high school students can only spend one big weekend every month. In addition to studying, they still study.
Diao Chan's voice was brisk:
"Yesterday, I had a basic test in the first year of high school. I got first place, but the gap between me and second place was a bit big. The head teacher asked me to Choose a reward, such as a schoolbag or something. I miss you, so I changed it to go home and rest on the weekend.”
Listening to the little girl's sweet voice, Li Yu said:
"I miss you too... Don't hang around outside the school gate. It's the evening rush hour and there are many cars. Wait at the school." , I’ll be there soon.”
“Okay, man, I’ll wait for you in the reception room.”
Hang up the phone, Li Yu didn’t leave immediately, but ordered a cup of Wanli on his mobile phone. Mulan, indicated to pick it up at the store, then drove there, got the milk tea first, and then went to the Moral Education Bilingual School.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw a little girl standing in the door with a backpack on her back, taking a selfie while making scissor hands, looking very good.
Li Yu parked the car, and the little girl said hello to the security guard in the reception room, came outside happily, opened the door and sat in the passenger seat, and immediately saw the milk tea on the cup holder:
"Wow, there is milk tea to drink, thank you husband."
"Fasten your seat belt before drinking. What do you want to eat? There is beef noodles in the canteen of the water supply company. If you don't like it, you can You can go to the city to eat.”
Diao Chan fastened her seatbelt, took a sip of milk tea, and asked tentatively:
“Remember last time you said you went to a casserole restaurant with Zhang Guoan? It tastes very good. How about you come with me to try it? ”
Li Yu: "..."
It took me a long time to figure out a casserole for more than twenty servings. Little girl, you are not good at this level. Look at those little fairies on the Internet. Not only are they good at spending men's money, but they are also good at spending money. Many people have published related strategies, euphemistically called gold coin explosion.
He turned the car around and asked as he drove towards the city:
"Are you going to eat something else?"
"No, casserole would be good, if you can It will be more perfect if you add some rice noodles. I like to eat casserole rice noodles.”
Since the little girl likes to eat, it is natural to satisfy her wish.
Li Yu drove to the place where Zhang Guoan used to work. He parked the car first, and then took Diao Chan to eat a small portion of crispy pork casserole with rice noodles. He saw that the blast furnace pancakes next door were good, so he gave it to Diao Chan. Bought one.
At the end of the meal, the total cost was twenty-two.
The little girl walked out of the store and was still muttering:
"I saw in the guide that last year it was only eighteen portions. I didn't expect that the price has increased this year. Fortunately, the taste is good. One day I’m going to take Sister Guiying to try it. She has a big appetite and she will definitely like it very much.”
Back in the car, Li Yu asked:
"Your Highness, where are you going next?"
Diao Chan held Li Yu's hand with a smile and said:
"Let's Let’s go back after watching a movie?”
“What’s wrong with this? Come on, let’s go to the cinema before “Alien: Death Ship” is released and let you get in touch with foreign countries. Science fiction film.”
Li Yu was so happy that he completely forgot that this was a space horror movie. As a result, the little girl watched it with gusto, but his mood was in a state of confusion, and he lost the comfort and comfort he felt when he first entered the theater.
At the end of the movie, Diao Chan held his arm and said:
"My husband is so timid and still accompanies me to watch movies, thank you."
Li Yu pretended to be calm. Said:
"I am mainly afraid of ghosts. There is nothing to be afraid of these small alien creatures... Of course, it is still somewhat different from what I expected."
He originally wanted to watch a romantic movie sweetly with the little girl, occasionally holding hands or secretly kissing, but instead he chose such a horror movie, and was carried away by the rhythm of the movie throughout, let alone secretly kissing. Didn't even finish the popcorn.
Out of the screening room, Diao Chan, who had just been talking about the increase in the price of casserole, came to the front desk of the theater and bought Mu Guiying a large portion of popcorn and a large portion of French fries, as well as two glasses of iced Coke.
After leaving the theater, Diao Chan bought Mu Guiying her favorite delicacies such as whirlwind potato tart, cheese sweet potato, full sugar milk tea, and strong steamed buns.
Li Yu asked:
“Why buy so many?”
"My husband is with me today, and I have to give sister Guiying some compensation, otherwise she will be unhappy."
As soon as I finished speaking, Mu Guiying called:
" Husband, the people at the water company’s compound said you were gone, and I couldn’t find you when I came to the B&B. You’re not secretly looking for a date, are you?”
Li Yu heard the sound on the phone. There was a sound of sharpening the knife, and he quickly said:
"I'm here to pick up Xiaochan. She got the first place in the whole grade. The head teacher specially approved her to go home for the weekend. We also bought you a bunch of food. Just wait at the B&B and we’ll talk about it when we get there.”
"Okay, okay, I'm hungry!"
Back at the B&B, before the two got out of the car, Mu Guiying came over and saw Diao Chan buying so much food, she was dancing with joy :
“Thank you, Fairy Little Chan, these are the delicacies I want to eat most.”
She first grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into her mouth, then took a sip of milk tea. Then he picked up the strong bun and ate it fiercely.
Li Yu pushed the door and got out of the car, feeling a little distressed when he saw her eating:
"Why are you so hungry? What happened over there in Yuzhou?"
Mu Guiying swallowed the steamed bun in her mouth, took a big sip of the Coke, and then said:
“The Congshen under the Immortal Heavenly Throne felt that we were bullying others too much, so he came to the border of Yuzhou to provoke us. Zhong Kui beat him repeatedly and begged for mercy. I went to the theater and missed my meal...”
(End of this chapter)