Chapter 620 Buddha is a petty person! [Asking for monthly tickets]
Hearing Mu Guiying’s words, Li Yu couldn’t help but be happy:
“Zhong Kui is very lucky to have caught up with such a good thing.”
The big Luo people were busy sharpening their swords, provoking, taunting and inciting hatred all day long, but they did not catch any foreign gods. Unexpectedly, Zhong Kui was just sitting in Weizhou to attract foreign souls, and actually caught up with Changshengtian's subordinate gods to find trouble.
This is the first achievement of the Chinese Immortals’ foreign war!
No matter how the Three Realms develop in the future, Zhong Kui's case of violently beating foreign gods will be passed down... it will be recorded in the annals of history!
The Changshengtian of the grassland belongs to the god of nature worship. The sky represented by the Changshengtian also represents eternity. His subordinate gods include the mountain god, the water god, the rain god, the thunder god, the wind god, etc., all of which are derived from the great nature.
Even if religious schools such as shamans and lamas were later integrated, the status of nature gods is still transcendent, especially Changshengtian, who is a creation god-like existence.
In order to make Mu Guiying eat more comfortably, Li Yu and Diao Chan took the food to the pavilion in the courtyard:
"Which of the gods from Changshengtian is here this time?"
"It's really interesting to call him the God of the Qilian Mountains. We have the Qilian Mountains over there in Gansu, and these foreign races have to name their mountains the Qilian Mountains. Don't they have their own names?"
Li Yuxiao Help this girl unpack the cheese and sweet potato:
"As a foreign race, it is normal to lack knowledge and culture. Let alone the grassland, even Vietnam, which has been ruled by the Chinese for thousands of years, likes to copy ours. Places nearby, such as Taiyuan City in Vietnam, have proven that Vietnam is an integral part of Shanxi."
Diao Chan picked out a piece of popcorn covered in syrup and secretly sent it in. Mouth:
“The capital of Vietnam is called Hanoi, and Hanoi County is the ancient name of northwest Henan. Vietnam should be an inseparable part of the Central Plains.”
Mu Guiying raised objections:
“There is a city in Vietnam called Laizhou, which has the same name as Laizhou in Shandong. It can only be said that Shandong’s recovery of Vietnam is the right choice for the people’s aspirations and in line with the development of the times... eh, I actually spoke well and learned how to write official documents without a teacher. I am worthy of being an empress. She is talented."
Li Yu said:
"We can't control the real world, but the world in the book. , don’t even think about Vietnam, there is at most Annam Province.”
Diao Chan asked in confusion:
"Why is it called Annan and not Vietnam?"
"When they founded the country, they asked us to give it a name. They wanted the name Annan, but [An] was an auspicious character, so they changed it to The word "Vietnam" has a more wild meaning. South of the wild land, isn't it even more wild... Similar to the national flag of South Korea, the names of Cambodia and Laos, etc., they are all masterpieces here."
If we were to name Cambodia in an upright and elegant way, we should call it Khmer. However, this name is a bit elegant and does not fit in with the demeanor of China as a great country since ancient times, so we named Cambodia with a transliteration. They are the key targets of the poverty alleviation team.
After teasing the name of the country, Li Yu asked:
“Didn’t Zhong Kui kill the god of Qilian Mountain?”
"It cannot be killed for the time being, unless we send people to conquer there, but the god of the Qilian Mountains will not be able to jump in a short time. After Zhong Kui beat him until he repeatedly begged for mercy, Yang Jiye stabbed him again. As for the aliens on the grassland, Based on the population, it is estimated that until Temujin was born, this mountain god would not be able to recover."
Diao Chan asked:
"In our mythology, the mountain god is only the most basic god. It feels like the gods on the grassland. Mountain gods are of a higher level."
Li Yu just read similar information two days ago and said to her:
"Foreign people have the custom of worshiping mountains, from the shaman gods that emerged in the Northeast to the Tubo people. The Gods of Heaven, the Immortals, and even the Huns and Turks who fled to the west all worship the mountains and regard the mountains as superior gods. They don’t even dare to call the mountains by their names for fear of violating taboos.”
After saying that, he asked Mu Guiying:
"The Qilian Mountain God was beaten, but the other gods did not move?"
"The God of Fire on the grassland is here, but from a distance, the God of Fire is here. But they didn't get close. Zhong Kui was worried about Changshengtian's sneak attack and he didn't go too far from the border... By the way, husband, why didn't they dare to get close to the border? "
Li Yu said about the stone tablet in the sky? As long as the national border moves forward, the stone monument made by Zhang Daoling will also move forward.
Mu Guiying’s eyes lit up:
"I asked why everyone likes to play push the box game. It turns out that the stone monument is moved... If I don't consider the strategic depth and lead the army directly into the holy mountain of the grassland, then can our stone tablet be erected on the grassland? On the Holy Mountain?”
This idea inspired Li Yu:
“If you want to advance quickly in the future, you can do this and break out the divine war in advance. How should we fight back in the human world? How to fight without delay. "
The opponent actually has a fire god. I don’t know what his level is. If it is stronger, the fire god Zhu Rong, one of the ancestors of China, can move his arms and legs.
Speaking of which, Zhu Rong is also a civil servant, but what about his fighting ability... He was able to defeat the water god Gonggong, but Gonggong broke Mount Buzhou in anger, causing the sky to collapse and the earth to collapse. The old mother of the human race was mining five-color stones. It melted into magma, blocked the hole in the sky, saved the world, and became a saint.
Diao Chan said with a smile:
"In the original work, Yang Jiye was killed by a headlong collision. I thought he was a very pedantic person, but I didn't expect that he actually learned to use more to bully others with less, and it was a two-on-one fight."
Mu Guiying finished eating the steamed buns and started to show off the cheese and sweet potatoes:
“He has just become a god, has no faith and telekinesis, and is relatively weak in strength, so he just cuts him off and is the main force of the attack It’s Zhong Kui, he is worthy of being the leader of the underworld’s bandit suppressors, and he is very experienced in fighting.”
Zhong Kui serves as a prisoner in the underworld, and also handles some demons and evil spirits that cause trouble in the world, such as the old corpse of the mountain village and the big black Buddha mother. , the Black Mountain Old Demon, etc. are all the targets of Zhong Kui’s killing.
After eating and drinking, Mu Guiying heard that the two of them went to see a movie. It was a super exciting horror movie, and she clamored to watch it.
Li Yu had no choice but to watch "Alien 1" with her in the study, and experienced an authentic space horror movie... This movie is older than Li Yu, but the characters in it are Classic elements that many modern movies cannot surpass.
Diao Chan was very interested in this series of movies and watched them with gusto. Mu Guiying also watched them seriously at first, but when she noticed that Li Yu was a little scared, she secretly took the pillow on the sofa and Li Yu hit him in the arms:
"Here comes the facehugger!"
Li Yu was distracted, trembling with fright, then he picked up the naughty Queen and kissed her hard Take a bite.
"Okay, okay, I won't scare you anymore. Husband, I was wrong!"
Mu Guiying sat up and saw Diao Chan glancing at her, and couldn't help laughing:
"What? ? You want to kiss me too? Then come, I will hold your husband for you and make sure he won’t struggle. Fairy Xiaochan, you can kiss me boldly.”
Diao Chan: “…”
If you want to join in the fun, just say it. Are you so mincing words?
Just as she was about to continue watching the movie, Mu Guiying grabbed Li Yu's arm and pushed her on the sofa, saying hello to Diao Chan:
"Come on, come on, it's a rare opportunity... Xiaochan's brand facehugger , my husband’s special little alien!”
Diao Chan blushed and hit her:
“You are the little alien”
The little girl saw Li Yu lying down. He didn't move, bent down and kissed him, then sat up straight, no longer fighting with the two of them, but he was no longer immersed in the movie. He always glanced at Li Yu casually, for fear that his husband would come back to kill him. .
When the movie was over, Mu Guiying said:
"I just had a dry stomach, and I would like some more with soup. Husband, can you cook half a catty of wontons for me?"
Li Yu came to the kitchen and saw some frozen wontons in the refrigerator. He cooked two small and three bowls of wontons. He was worried that Mu Guiying's would not be enough, so he specially added some longxu noodles to her portion to make wonton noodles.
Put a little lard in the bottom of the bowl, pinch a pinch of shrimp skin, break off a piece of seaweed, put the wontons into the bowl, and finally sprinkle some chopped pickles and minced coriander, and the wontons are ready.
After a bowl of wontons, Diao Chan and Li Yu said good night to each other and went back to the room to take a shower and rest. Mu Guiying planned to take a shower with Li Yu in the name of saving water.
The next day, when Li Yu got up to exercise, Diao Chan had also gotten up.
The two played badminton in the backyard for half an hour. The little girl also rode the white horse captured by Zhao Xue for a lap. She felt that the horse was very well-behaved and obedient. Sister Zhou would definitely like it when she came.
While strolling, Mu Guiying got up and saw Diao Chan riding on the horse. She reminded him:
"Fairy Xiao Chan, please pay attention. This horse is not gelded, and its temper may be bad." Be more aggressive. If the horse is frightened, remember to tighten the reins and don't hug the horse's neck."
Diao Chan agreed and then asked:
"Sister Guiying, can it be sent to a racecourse to be a stallion?"
"Theoretically yes, but it cannot be ridden as a stallion. It can only be kept at the racecourse for breeding, otherwise the horse will be out of control. Getting more and more irritable."
This girl picked up Diao Chan's badminton racket and smashed Li Yu repeatedly to avenge the whipping last night. While they were playing, Xuanzang came. Li Yu quickly dropped his racket and asked Xuanzang:
"Are you still in Huangfengling?"
"Yes, it's still there. Wukong and Wuming have just repaired the temple of the Golden Jade Bodhisattva. Once everything is repaired, we will continue on our way. Huangfengling will be handed over to the mountain god for development."
Mu Guiying also came to join in the fun. :
“Lingji Bodhisattva died, who will take care of his Little Sumeru Mountain?”
“Master handed it over to Danmo Tianzun Bodhisattva, who is Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun. Treating that place as his second dojo, Erlang Xian Sheng Zhenjun can go directly from Guanjiangkou to Xiaoxumi Mountain without having to fly on the clouds."
Buddha is indeed a little narrow-minded... Li Yu thought in his heart. With a sigh, Erlang Shen participated in the siege and killing of Lingji, so Tathagata let Erlang Shen inherit Lingji Bodhisattva's dojo.
If you don't respect orders, your enemies will occupy your dojo, eat your offerings, and beat up your followers...a typical case of killing and killing people.
"Did Maitreya, Guanyin and others react?"
"No reaction. After my master issued the decree, Vairocana Buddha wrote this matter into the Buddhist scriptures. In the middle, the Medicine Buddha sent Sunlight Bodhisattva and Moonlight Bodhisattva under his command to send some elixirs that could be planted, hoping that Demon Demon Lord could protect the world and eradicate more scum... Zen Master Wuchao from Fotu Mountain sent two plants. The fairy fruit tree makes a gift.”
When the Tathagata expressed his opinions and began to take action, helpers naturally appeared.
The Medicine Buddha who ranks first in Lingshan has expressed his attitude and is on the side of Tathagata. Together with Vairocana Buddha who is temporarily ranked sixth, Tathagata is no longer fighting alone.
When it comes to the plot of Xiao Xitian, I believe the battle between the two sides will be very interesting.
Xuan Zang said:
“Brother Cai came from the underworld just now and conveyed the wishes of the Holy Son. She hoped that His Highness could find some animals that did not require sunlight and could survive in harsh environments. Plants, the Holy Princess wants to do a series of planting experiments in the underworld."
Li Yu agreed without thinking:
"Okay, I will go after breakfast later. Prepare.”
Breakfast was already prepared. Xuanzang drank a bowl of pumpkin rice porridge and ate two fried dough sticks. Then he went to the small temple on the mountain, preparing to open it today to see if he could meet someone he was destined for.
While eating, Li Yu started looking for plants suitable for the underworld.
The conditions in the underworld are harsh and there is no sunlight. It is easy to find these two things alone. All the mushrooms, moss, some shrubs growing in the shade, ferns, etc., do not seem to need sunlight. Can survive.
But which one will work, you have to experiment little by little.
In order to make it easier for Professor Zhou to conduct experiments, Li Yu also specially built a set of greenhouse equipment, which has keel supports made of stainless steel, thick insulation film, and a thermometer, hygrometer, etc. wait.
Then I bought plants such as garlic cloves and leek seeds. Since I want to experiment, I will plant some garlic and leek seeds with me. If possible, the B&B will no longer need to purchase related vegetables, which can be regarded as saving money and giving to the underworld. Created a new side business.
After Li Yu finished shopping, he was about to rest for a while when he returned to the B&B when he saw Zhang Guoan sending a group notice in the security department group:
“There are too many tourists in the small temple on the mountain. , began to limit the number of visitors, and asked the monk to come to the small square below to give lectures. The tourists in the small temple should leave after burning incense and don’t stay.”
Eh? Didn’t Xuanzang just go there not long ago? Is this a business?
Li Yu thought for a while, called Diao Chan, and prepared to go to the scenic spot together.
"Sister Guiying went back. Before she left, she took away my favorite little bee hairpin. She also said that I was a folk girl and was not allowed to use bright yellow hairpins... She was really getting more and more into the drama."
Li Yu said with a smile:
“She likes yellow. All hairpin accessories are mainly yellow, including Minions, Little Yellow Ducks, Kodak Ducks, and Sally Chickens. , Garfield, Little Bee... every one of these yellow cartoon characters is her favorite."
When the little girl heard this, she grabbed Li Yu's hand:
"My husband is so kind. He remembers our preferences clearly."
"Just saying this to you, I'll treat you to milk tea later!"
When they arrived at the scenic spot, Li Yu saw that the path up the mountain was almost blocked, and there were no viewing platforms for tourists in the past. At that time, the crowd was full of people. As for the small temple not far from the viewing platform, it was even more crowded, with more people than those from Pangdong.
Li Yu found Zhang Guoan, pointed at it and asked:
“Why are there so many people?”
“I don’t know, how many tourists were there after the monk opened the door? I ran over to burn incense, and then I called my friends and beckoned people over. Then more people came over, and everyone came up in a swarm. Some people wanted to listen to Buddhist scriptures, and some people just followed the trend and joined in the fun. A loss.”
Damn, if I had known there were so many tourists, I would have charged the small temple a second time.
As soon as he thought of this, Li Yu was hit in the head:
“Bad boy, you are interested in money, right?”
“Domestic scenic spots , Nowadays, there is basically a phenomenon of double or triple charging. I do this purely to be consistent with the big scenic spots... It’s really not for money.”
Li Yu made a few quibbles and quickly changed his mind. Topic:
"Mom, Tongtong plans to start a planting industry in the underworld. Is this possible?"
"Everything is possible. Let's try it first. It just so happens that Luobao's money is here. If there is hope, there will be more underworld." A way of rescue."
The mother and son chatted for a while. Li Yu originally wanted to take Diao Chan to the mountains to see, but the more tourists were restricted, the more tourists lined up. In desperation, the two I had to buy a cup of milk tea, a few skewers of bombed giant squid and tornado potato tarts, and prepared to go home.
“I didn’t expect that there is also a whirlwind potato tart in the scenic area. If sister Guiying knew about it, she would definitely stay at the stall and eat it... Hey, there are also wolf-tooth potatoes over there. I can buy one to try. Want to try it?”
“Okay.”
Li Yu bought a portion of wolf-toothed potatoes. Seeing that the stall next to them sold fried tofu, he also bought a portion.
The essence of shopping is not eating, but constantly tasting unknown delicacies while shopping. The two of them walked around without seeing Xuanzang, but bought a bunch of snacks.
Passing by the statue, the little girl sat on the steps and took out the snacks she bought one by one. She waited for her old mother to taste them before she started eating.
"Look at how good the little cicada is. Make something delicious for noon and let the little cicada eat more. Don't just eat it by yourself."
Li Yu listened to his mother's thoughts. , couldn't help but mutter in my heart:
"Mom, with your mentality, why did you worry about transformation in the past? I feel that you are more down-to-earth than Dr. Zhang."
My mother Zhang Ping occasionally forwards some unintelligible chicken soup words in the circle of friends, But the aloof old mother from the human race is only thinking about her son and daughter-in-law.
“Isn’t it your Guiying’s fault? Ever since I told her about the dangers of becoming a Taoist, she has been stubborn about everything, making excuses at every turn, racking her brains to make me angry every day... Fortunately, I have this girl, otherwise I might have become a Taoist and become a part of the Heavenly Dao. At that time, I wouldn’t have known you as a good son.”
Li Yu smiled and took a bite of the wolf-toothed potato and said:
"Whether you recognize it or not, you will always be my mother."
Back at the B&B, Li Yu started making food.
The little girl likes to eat sweet and sour food, fish-flavored shredded pork, sweet and sour pork loin, sweet and sour pork ribs, sweet and sour fish fillets, cherry meat, pot-roasted pork, sand-filled pork, etc., all are arranged .
While Li Shengzi was busy cooking in the kitchen to reward the little girl, he traveled around the world to the spiritual mountain of Buddhism.
The huge golden lotus rotates slowly, opposite to it is the gold-inlaid jade Buddha that Shan Xiongxin gave to Li Yu.
Tathagata Buddha, Medicine Master Glazed Light Buddha and Vairocana Buddha sat in the shape of a cross, each stretched out his hand to shoot out a Buddha light. As soon as the three rays of light came together, a golden shadow flew out of the golden lotus.
After the shadow merged with the Buddha's light, its color became brighter, and then it flew leisurely towards the gold-encrusted jade Buddha.
When the virtual shadow and the Jade Buddha slowly overlapped, the entire Jade Buddha suddenly bloomed with thousands of rays of light. When the light flashed, a young monk in golden Buddha clothes appeared in front of him:
" Poor monk Jinyu, pay homage to the Buddha!”
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