Chapter 655 Wukong: Internet cafes are so fun [please vote]
“Master, there is Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe in front of you...isn’t this something only in the real world?”
Wukong fell to the ground, He talked about what he just saw in mid-air.
Xuan Zang reined in the horse and asked the little white dragon to stop:
"Last time I went to the real world, His Royal Highness the Holy Son said that the empress would no longer participate in the plot of the Four Saints testing the Zen Heart. , Empress Qiongxiao from the Fengshen World took the initiative to ask Ying to take over this business... It seems that the way she planned to test her Zen mind was to open an Internet cafe. Let's go and have a look first, and say hello to Empress Qiongxiao by the way. ”
Although Xuanzang had never been to an Internet cafe, he knew that it was run by one of his own people.
Since you are on your own, don’t be too nervous. Go in and visit, take a rest and continue on your way. Arrive at Wuzhuang Temple early to see the spiritual roots of heaven and earth.
The black bear spirit shifted the luggage carrier to his shoulder and asked with interest:
"Senior brother, what is an Internet cafe?"
"It is a place dedicated to playing computer games. , you can play games online, but I have never seen it in detail. I will take a closer look later. If the Internet is available, the two of us can try two games of "Red Alert" without opening the super weapon. "
The black bear spirit is not very interested in playing games, but since he has never experienced it, he really wants to try it:
"Okay, but if we go in and play, will it be a disaster?"
< br>Xuan Zang said:
Wu Ming, don’t worry, with His Highness the Holy Son here, Empress Qiongxiao will not mess around. With Xiao Empress's cultivation as a top-notch Daluo Jinxian, there are really not many people in Westward Journey who can control her.
Wukong flew into the air and saw auspicious clouds floating in front of him. The setting sun had once again reached the horizon. The fragrance was bursting, and the fairy music was floating... Needless to say, Empress Qiongxiao's scene was really full of excitement.
When he was about three miles away from the Internet cafe, Xuanzang got off his horse, put on his cassock, and straightened his monk's clothes.
Wukong and Black Bear Spirit were also wiping their armors. After all, they were going to meet guests from another world, so they had to be more formal.
Arriving at the entrance of the Internet cafe, Wukong heard the sound of a game coming from inside. It sounded like the recently popular "Black Myth: Wukong".
Hey, there are people with the same interests and hobbies as my old grandson, so we should exchange game experiences.
What he heard was a game, but what the black bear spirit heard was a section of the bear clan’s cultivation method:
“If the black bear clan wants to practice, they need to strengthen their qi and blood, and use their qi and blood to accommodate the spiritual energy of heaven and earth. It can make the body strong, and when practiced to the extreme, it can shatter the void with its body and ignore the shackles of heaven and earth."
The black bear spirit licked his lips and wanted to know what the black bear clan's skills were.
As for Xuanzang, what I heard was the Buddha’s psychological activities when he saw the other shore with the help of Vairocana Buddha. For Buddhist believers, as long as they listen to this psychological activity, they will be able to Directly obtain Arhat status.
But what annoyed Xuanzang was that the content of psychological activities was very short, only a few repeated sentences. If you want to get the full content, you need to go to an Internet cafe to inquire.
Even the white dragon horse heard the motto "A dragon turns into a horse, a horse turns into a dragon, a dragon and a horse are inherently amorphous", which made the little white dragon very excited.
The only condition for his survival is to walk to Lingshan Mountain as a mount. It would be unimaginable if he could transform back into dragon form.
Little Bailong is also excited!
In the sky, Ksitigarbha looked at this scene with a complicated expression:
"Seducing them in a way that suits them. Once they go in, it will trigger a disaster. How did Empress Qiongxiao do it?" What’s going on?”
This level is a test of the willpower of the master and the disciples. If you are attracted by the sound, it means that you have not resisted the temptation, and you have triggered a disaster.
Zhang Daoling on the side said:
"Don't be impatient for a moment. Let's take a look. Although Empress Qiongxiao is naughty, she will not act recklessly."
The two saw There are calamity clouds in the sky, which are generated independently by the way of heaven. Every time a calamity is triggered, calamity clouds appear.
However, before these calamities could take shape, a cry for help suddenly came from the Internet cafe:
"Come here! Help!"
Hearing the cry for help, the master and disciples, who were still resisting the temptation in their hearts, swarmed into the Internet cafe and prepared to save people. However, the calamity clouds in the sky suddenly became violent. Fluctuate.
I probably never thought that I would be fucked by Qiong Xiao.
Seeing the reaction of these tribulations, Zhang Daoling chuckled and said:
“It would be the lawless Empress Qiongxiao who dared to tease the way of heaven so blatantly. If it had been anyone else, these tribulations would The clouds will turn into thunder and fall down in minutes.”
Qiong Xiao seduces the master and disciples. If they go in, a disaster will be triggered. But now their motive for going in is to save people, not for temptation. In this case, instead of triggering a disaster, they will get a small amount of money. merit.
Saving people, no matter what the circumstances, is worthy of praise.
In the Internet cafe, Wukong rescued Qiong Xiao, who was accidentally electrocuted. He said he was rescuing, but in fact he just picked up a bamboo pole at the door and opened the wires on Qiong Xiao's wrist.
"Thank you for saving my life, thank you so much!"
Qiong Xiao was really electrocuted just now. Although the 220 volt voltage was the same as tickling her, since it was an electric shock , which meant her life was in danger. Wukong opened the wire and really saved her life.
Han Zhixian at the front desk of the Internet cafe asked:
“You are dressed so strangely, what are you doing?”
Xuan Zang quickly saluted:
“We are from the east. He came from the Tang Dynasty and went to the West to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. He encountered a treasure land on the way, and he didn’t want to save the life of the female benefactor. br>
"Master, it's getting late now. How about we stay here for the night?" Want to stay overnight? I'll leave early tomorrow morning and I won't break my promise."
Qiong Xiao waved his hand and said:
"You are my saviors, you can stay here as you please, you can use the computers here and eat as you please. , play the claw machine as you like, whatever you catch is yours.”
Seeing this, Jizo breathed a sigh of relief.
No matter how Wukong and the others play in the Internet cafe tonight, they will not trigger a disaster, because this is the owner of the Internet cafe repaying their kindness, and the team is just staying overnight, and it does not count as being forced to stop studying.
Zhang Daoling said with a smile:
"Empress Qiongxiao is just naughty. By doing this, she not only disturbed the way of heaven, but also almost scared us."
Two. While the people were chatting, the sky tore open the void and appeared here, saying apologetically:
"My sister has a naughty personality, does it affect the process of obtaining the scriptures?"
Ksitigarbha quickly bowed:
"I have seen the Holy Princess, the Qiongxiao Empress is innocent and innocent, and she just talked to Tiandao It was a joke, so childlike, I really envy the young monk."
Yunxiao understood what was going on when he heard it. The last meeting at the Wa Palace said that Qiong should be angered within a certain limit. Xiao really took it seriously and really did it.
Among the Three Xiao Empresses, Qiong Xiao is the smartest. In the original work, the three sisters set up the Nine-Meander Yellow River Formation to avenge Zhao Gongming. The three sisters fought with the gods who explained their religion. Only Qiong Xiao No loss.
This girl reacts quickly and strikes steadily. She may seem crazy, but she is actually quite measured.
In the Internet cafe, Wukong saw Bixiao playing "Black Myth", so he walked over to discuss the game and asked about the triggering conditions for the second ending.
The black bear spirit stood in front of the claw machine, trying to grab the "Mountain Palm Technique" specially designed for bears. Xuanzang sat down cross-legged, preparing to pray for this place.
After all, staying overnight is always a mistake if you don’t do something.
Qiong Xiao did not bother him, but flicked his finger at the white dragon horse, and the white horse transformed into a five-clawed golden dragon again, and then turned into the third prince of the Dragon King in human form.
"The claw machine contains the art of transforming into a dragon, and there are also books related to the dragon clan. If you can catch it, I will give it to you."
When the little white dragon heard this, he quickly saluted Qiong Xiao:
“Thank you, ma’am!”
“It’s a small matter, no need to thank me. Let’s play games together online later. Play “Red Alert” first, and then “Counter-Strike”. If you are interested in “ "Morality and Rule of Law 5" is interesting, and I also know a little bit about it."
Han Zhixian helped the four masters and apprentices turn on the machine, and then drank a one-liter bottle of fruit and vegetable juice:
"What brand is Fatonglai? The juice it makes is delicious. Next time, let His Majesty Zishou move a few more boxes from His Majesty the Holy Son."
After Xuanzang finished praying, he stood up after hearing this and said:
"I am about to go to the real world to report the progress to His Majesty the Holy Son. If the B&B has this kind of juice, I will just bring some over. There is no need to trouble Your Majesty."
Qiong Xiao Upon hearing this, he quickly said:
"Let's see if my brother-in-law has cooked any delicious food. If so, bring some to me. I haven't eaten the food cooked by my brother-in-law for several days. I'm so hungry!"< br>
Xuanzang promised:
"If it's time for dinner, I will bring more."
He passed through the door of time and space and came to the warehouse in the real world, and found that it was already here It was dawn, Li Yu had just returned from running, and his sworn brother Li Shimin was teaching a young boy of similar age to play badminton.
Seeing Xuanzang, Li Shimin quickly waved to him:
"Brother, come quickly, let me introduce to you. This is Zhuge Kongming, the first prime minister of all ages. He officially became the The manager of the B&B.”
Upon hearing Zhuge Liang's name, Xuanzang saluted:
"I have seen Zhuge Wuhou!"
Zhuge Liang returned the courtesy and said:
"I have seen Master Tripitaka and learned from him. Is the journey going smoothly?”
Xuan Zang said:
"So far it's pretty good. Several disasters that should have been triggered have been overcome."
Li Yu took off his sweat-soaked sports shorts and asked Xuanzang, "Where are you?"
“Your Majesty the Holy Son, we have arrived at the Internet cafe opened by Empress Qiongxiao. We will stay at the Internet cafe tonight. Empress Qiongxiao wants to eat the food you cooked, and Han Zhixian wants to drink it. A juice called Fat Donglai."
Li Yu said with a smile:
"That's my own juice. There are still two boxes in the warehouse. You can move it out later. I'll go to the kitchen to see what's available. If it's not enough, I'll make some specially for Qiong Xiao."
< br>He went upstairs to change his clothes and hurried to the kitchen. He saw the freshly cooked pork buns and red bean paste buns, and planned to pack some for Qiong Xiao.
Today’s breakfast did not include spicy soup. Instead, we made porridge with chestnuts, pumpkins, rice and other ingredients, so that Qiong Xiao could try it.
But steamed buns and porridge alone were definitely not enough. Li Yu put on his apron again, brought some shredded pancakes, and made a pot of fried pancake shreds for Qiong Xiao, and also stewed a pot of mutton. Cut a few pancakes.
In short, some of the restaurants packed some for Qiong Xiao, and clearly marked and classified the meat and vegetables.
Take these foods to the warehouse, put them in the electric tricycle, move the juice up there, move a few boxes of fruit for Wukong, and get a box of osmanthus honey for Black Bear Spirit.
Zhou Ruotong prepared some facial masks for Qiongxiao and Bixiao, and asked Xuanzang to bring a new mechanical keyboard to Bixiao.
Xuan Zang drove an electric tricycle to the world of Journey to the West and appeared directly in the Internet cafe.
Qiong Xiao flashed over:
“I was craving for steamed buns, so my brother-in-law made steamed buns for me. I’m so happy!”
Bixiao opened the packaging of the keyboard and wanted to try out the difference between the new keyboard and the current one.
Caiyun Fairy held the mask and wanted to peel it off and try it, but she felt a little embarrassed in front of everyone, so she planned to apply it after she went back.
Although facial masks have limited effect on gods, they can enhance emotional value.
When you are in a good mood, everything will become better.
The black bear spirit stood in front of the claw machine and worked hard for a long time, and finally caught the exercises and honey he wanted. As for the whitening cream, he was not interested at all.
Qiong Xiao also tried:
“Little Bear Bear, don’t you want to become a giant panda?”
The black bear spirit shook his head:
“The Buddha said not to be ostentatious, big panda. The color scheme of the panda is too ostentatious and not suitable for me.”
Among the land, sea, and air animals, the black and white colors are not simple.
There are killer whales in the sea that like to tease humans, magpies in the sky that are known as the most rogue among birds, and the most powerful black and white animal on land is the giant panda.
This kind of crazy color matching is not something ordinary animals can control.
The black bear spirit is a low-key bear and doesn't like publicity.
Qiong Xiao waved her hand and took out the whitening cream inside, planning to find a snake spirit to test it to see if the other person would turn into a bungara snake.
After Xiao Bailong got the technique, he can reveal his true form and participate in battles in the future.
Xuanzang drank a bowl of chestnut and pumpkin porridge and listened to the inner activities of the Buddha when he was looking at the other side. However, he did not ask for the prepared relics, nor did he ask for the bodhi seeds in the claw machine.
“I want to follow my own path to Buddhism without the help of these external objects. The empress can give it to other people who are destined to be together in the future, and maybe it will create a good story.”
Other destined people?
Qiong Xiao was not interested and simply put it away.
After everyone had eaten and drank enough and got what they wanted, Qiong Xiao suggested playing games online.
Of course, the name is not to play games, but to help detect the operation of the computers in Internet cafes.
Well, this is to help, not to play with things to lose one's ambition!
“Let’s have a melee in the ice and sky first, start the life and death mode, you can’t build high technology, and you can’t produce super weapons. You can’t produce the Prism Tank, Stealth Tank, Apocalypse Tank, Kirov, you can only fight with gray. Bear tanks and rhinoceros tanks... all countries are random, all locations are random, just click on the number when you are ready."
Qiong Xiao finished talking about the rules of the game and started the game by operating the computer.
Expand the base vehicle, build a power plant, send out barracks, build a dog racing map... Except for Xuanzang, everyone is a practitioner, and their reaction speed and understanding of the game are very thorough.
Xuanzang was just making up the numbers. Instead of deploying the base, he drove the base car around and finally drove to Wukong's base to deploy.
Wukong immediately made an engineer and got in. Xuanzang lost the game, while Wukong gained the Soviet Union double base.
Xuan Zang quit the game, clicked on the document on the desktop about the origin of Buddhism, and read it carefully. There were also some controversial aspects about Buddhism, which were written in great detail.
These are the information collected by Qiong Xiao and others, not to discredit Buddhism, but mainly to let Xuanzang have a more objective understanding of Buddhism.
Wukong asked while playing:
"Empress Qiongxiao, can I come and participate in any activities you have next time?"
"Yes, you can come over and compete with Yuan Hong to see who is better, him or you."
Wukong said with a smile:
"Yuan Hong should be similar to me before. Now that Nuwa Empress is helping me patch up, he is definitely not as good as me, but Xiaoerlang..."
Just as he said this, the door of the Internet cafe was pushed open, and the golden-helmeted Erlang Shen led the roaring dog in.
When Wukong saw it, he quickly changed the subject:
"The Internet cafe is closed tonight. You can go somewhere else to play."
Xiaotian rolled his eyes and was about to taunt a few words when Wukong spoke again. Said:
“You can have fun if you want, let’s have some dog meat hotpot to warm yourself up first.”
Xiao Tian: “…”
Didn't I just bite you once? I still remember it after more than five hundred years. Sun Dasheng is really petty-minded.
Erlang Shen sat down and said to himself:
"There are big monsters making trouble upstream and downstream of Liusha River. I have eradicated them all. Now the river is clear and there are no huge waves. Wait. When the Tang Dynasty army comes, they can reclaim the wasteland on both sides of the river, at least hundreds of millions of acres of fertile land."
Wukong said:
"Xiao Erlang, you are very powerful. Next, we are going to Wuzhuang Temple to eat ginseng fruit, will you go?”
"No, I ate a ginseng fruit in the early years. There will be no effect if I eat it again, so don't waste it."
Everyone played until midnight. Wukong was about to get a fruit to quench his greed. Zhenyuan Immortal brought a He piled up lunch boxes and walked in:
“Fried rice and fried noodles, both meat and vegetables!”
Erlang Shen was stunned when he saw it:
“You are the ancestor of the earthly immortals. Why did you play it too?”
Zhen Yuanzi said with a smile:
“I don’t want you to have an immersive experience of the real world. It’s a pity that no one smokes, otherwise it would have a slight smell of cigarette smoke and it would be more like an Internet cafe in the real world. "
Wukong asked:
"Zhenyuan Great Immortal, will you agree if I call you brother now?"
"This is what I want!"
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Upon hearing this, Wukong started to get along with his brother, and even made an appointment to go to Wuzhuang Temple to play Red Alert online together, using the official competitive map to have a 1V1 duel.
After one night, the Buddhist scripture team said goodbye to everyone and set off again. After another half month of walking, they arrived at Wuzhuang Temple of Wanshou Mountain.
Sending the Buddhist team away, Zhen Yuanzi flew away with two computers as a reward for his appearance.
Qiong Xiao rearranged the remaining eighteen computers, then put them away together with the house, tore up the space, and returned to the seal together with the Internet addicted girl Bi Xiao, the Internet cafe cashier Han Zhixian, and the network administrator Caiyun Fairy. God's world.
After some discussion, a few people put the small courtyard in an open space in Chaoge City, put up the sign of Xiaoxiao Internet Cafe again, and began to receive Jie Jiaoxian in the city.
However, the cost of surfing the Internet has been changed. It is no longer five yuan an hour or fifteen yuan a night. Instead, it is calculated based on the killing of monsters and monsters that harm the people.
“Kill a human immortal, and you will be rewarded with 12 hours of online time;”
“Kill an earthly immortal, and you will be rewarded with 24 hours of online time;”
“Behead A Heavenly Immortal will be rewarded with 48 hours of Internet time;"
"Killing a Golden Immortal will be rewarded with 96 hours of Internet time;"
"Kill a great Luo, and you will be rewarded with 192 hours of online time;"
"Kill a saint, and you will be rewarded with a permanent free membership!"
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I wish you all a happy National Day and ask for guaranteed monthly tickets, brothers!
(End of this chapter)