Chapter 656 Jiang Ziya comes down the mountain! [Requesting Monthly Ticket]
In the real world, Li Yu sat in front of the statue in the scenic spot and watched the whole process of trying the Zen mind in the Internet cafe.
Should I say it, my sister-in-law's level of work is quite high. Not only did she successfully complete the task, but she also stimulated the way of heaven, killing two birds with one stone.
The Empress said:
"You should reward Qiong Xiao for his good performance, don't just praise him verbally."
Li Yu asked jokingly:
"How about I issue a red-headed document calling on all soldiers and civilians in the world to learn from Qiong Xiao?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he got hit on the head. A brain collapse:
“If you don’t study well all day long, you will do all those vain things.”
After being educated by his old mother, Li Fuyu became a good baby again and began to plan Buy some gifts for your sister-in-law.
I have already bought a small car, and it comes with a big bow, which is in line with the temperament of a billion-year-old girl. So what should I buy next?
Li Yu thought about it for a long time, then simply took out his mobile phone and called Professor Zhou:
"Daughter-in-law, Qiong Xiao has successfully completed the task of testing the Zen heart. Our mother asked her to buy something to reward her. , I don’t know what girls like, so I’ll leave it to you.”
After hearing this, Zhou Ruotong, who was busy sorting out the materials in the archaeological team, agreed:
“Okay, I’ll wait. Let’s take a look. Since I’m buying it for Qiong Xiao, I can’t miss Bixiao. I’ll buy some of them, so that the sisters won’t say that I favor one over the other.”
After hanging up the phone, Li Yugang was about to say something, but he got a blow on the head and suffered a brain breakdown:
"You brat, are you using my name to pretend to be powerful, right?"
"No, no. No, I just want to deepen the relationship between your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. If you meet a man who can't speak, just wait for a fight."
The queen was very angry at her good son:< br>
“I and Tongtong still have to thank you for co-writing it? When I go to the real world, I must ask your parents if you were this naughty when you were a child.”
That Dr. Zhang can reveal all the embarrassing things that happened to me when I was a child... Li Yu said:
"I'll try my best to get you to come here as soon as possible. If you want to scratch my head by then, you won't have to scratch it with magical power across time and space." It’s itchy.”
After saying this, the empress showed Li Yu the situation in each world.
Over in the Journey to the West world, the scripture-seeking team had just set off, and Erlang Shen, who had played games all night, returned to Guanjiangkou and gave some of the fruits sent by Wukong to Li Ke.
Li Ke was also very sensible and sent some local fruits from Sichuan and Chongqing in exchange, such as kiwis and oranges from that period, which were very different from the varieties in the real world.
In the direction of Chang'an, after several months of preparation, Li Shimin sent Li Ji as the general manager of the march to conquer all the way to the northeast, preparing to wipe out all the tribes entrenched in the northeast such as Goguryeo, Xue Yantuo, and Khitan.
Nanzhan Continent is not large, so there can only be one country. Other political powers, tribes, etc., either contribute to the infrastructure of the Tang Dynasty or become military medals for the soldiers. There is no third party. a choice.
The two great military gods of the Tang Dynasty, Li Jing was in charge of the western front, and Li Ji was in charge of the eastern and northern fronts. Other corner banditry, etc. were drawn by the remaining generals.
Of course, the Western Front army will be divided into multiple units in the future. After all, such a vast area requires divided forces to attack. The veterans are jealous of these military achievements.
In Fengshen World, Qiongxiao’s Internet cafe had just opened, and Yuyi Xian brought two spirits who were killing people to exchange for 48 hours of Internet time.
But he doesn't play games very much. After gaining Internet time, he sat in front of the computer and watched the TV series about Yue Fei - "Loyalty to the Country". This guy scolded him while watching it, and then continued watching after scolding, just like those TV drama fans. Middle-aged aunt.
Water Margin tells the world of Yue, Lin Chong, with the help of undercover Shi Jin and Niu Gao who integrated the nearby bandits, quietly captured Huguan, paving the way for the attack on Shangdang.
Laoguan was very happy and specifically applied to Xuande to help Lin Chong win the official position of a bandit general, with the right to lead troops independently.
Little Zhang Fei is full of murderous intent, and big Zhang Fei is not to be outdone. After many days of fighting, Yide has completely captured Datong, Xijing, Liao Kingdom.
After the beginning of spring, Zhang Fei first led his army to the southwest, and cooperated with the recruited grassland troops to capture Hunyuan County and Yingzhou one after another. Just when everyone thought he was going to continue to the southwest to capture Shuozhou At this moment, Zhang Fei suddenly changed direction and headed north, capturing the unsuspecting Datong and capturing many Liao nobles.
Zhang Fei couldn't stand those people with yin and yang hair styles, so he sincerely surrendered and gave a chance to live to build roads. Those who constantly prayed to the Immortal Heaven for divine punishment would be executed.
The fight on their side was lively. Shan Xiongxin and others from Daming Mansion were also ready to take action. They planned to capture Daming Mansion and sell it at a good price. Then the brothers went to Baozhou together to attack Liao Kingdom and Shangjing with Zhao Yun. .
As for Liu Bei, he vigorously developed people's livelihood in Zhending Mansion, opening up wasteland, digging canals, cultivating fields, and mining. The good-looking Emperor Zhaolie suddenly became a farming player and experienced Zhuge Liang's control of internal affairs. cumbersome.
However, it should be said that among the three kingdoms, Shu seems to be weak, but its people's livelihood is the best.
According to historical records, although Cao Wei was the most powerful, the people had the hardest time because the old families controlled the land and the new families snatched the land. In order to survive, the people all became slaves.
The people of Soochow lived a slightly better life, but not much. After all, they themselves wrote it very clearly in the classics:
"It is also heard among the people that if you don't live in a small place, you can provide for yourself and give birth to sons. "
After giving birth to sons, most families could not afford to raise them; many soldiers who participated in farming and fighting abandoned their children.
This is the life of the people of Soochow, which is quite miserable.
In the eyes of Soochow officials, our Jiangdong is rich in products and the people are so miserable. Will the people of Xishu, which is so stubborn and wants to duel with Cao Wei, be even worse?
However, to their expectation, the life of the people in Xishu was several levels higher than that of Soochow.
Zhang Wen, the Minister of Soochow, is one of the top four surnames in the Soochow. He is also a Yilang personally recruited by Sun Quan. He is worshiped as the Crown Prince and Tutor. He is a popular fried chicken with roots in Hong Miaozheng and a rising star in Soochow political circles. .
Just because he went to Xishu as an envoy, he suddenly became Zhuge Liang's fanboy.
After returning to Soochow, Zhang Wen praised Zhuge Liang's benevolent governance and the good life of the people in Western Shu regardless of the occasion. Hearing this, Sun Quan felt "secretly hateful" and wanted to find a reason to kill him. Zhang Wen, after hundreds of officials begged for mercy, spared his life and demoted him to a commoner.
Six years later, Zhang Wen died of illness at the age of 37, and his talents never got a chance to be used.
Being able to make a high-ranking Soochow official become Shu Chui with all his heart, this is the power of Western Shu.
Unfortunately, most of the information about Xi Shu has been destroyed. Nowadays, we can only find clues from a few passages in some classics. For example, Guan Yu implemented compulsory education in Jingzhou, and Xi Shu tried to be fair to the maximum extent. The children of high-ranking officials work together, fight together when there is war, and eat together when there is food... it is completely communism in its embryonic state.
Now that Liu Bei has been given a Northern Song Dynasty that is hundreds of times richer than Xi Shu, Xuande will naturally go all out and leave the war to the three brothers, while he will focus on handling internal affairs, logistics, etc. respond to matters and continue to practice their unfulfilled ideals and aspirations in Xishu.
Finally, the old mother put the picture into the world of the Three Kingdoms.
A war broke out in Jizhou, and the people were displaced. In addition, spring had just begun, which was the time of drought. Many people left their homes and fled to other places to escape famine.
Among the people fleeing from famine, a pretty woman was treating people for free. Li Yu looked at the female doctor, and the more he looked at her, the more familiar he became:
"Eh? Isn't this my female netizen Yun Xiao?"
No wonder Qiong Xiao said that a certain cook had not cooked for a long time and turned out to be a master of the apricot forest in the Three Kingdoms... If this continues, Hua Tuo and Zhongjing will have to step aside.
After all, these two rely on medical skills to treat patients, while Yun Xiao uses divine power.
Technical flow and GM plug-in flow, how do they compare?
Li Yu asked:
"Mom, why did Yunxiao suddenly become a doctor?"
"Feeling the warmth and coldness of the world, and experiencing the suffering of the world, she is practicing...Son, smile."< br>
Li Yu grinned and then reacted:
“Why are you making me laugh?”
"I'll take a photo and send it to Yunxiao to give her some motivation."
After saying that, the empress sent the photo of Mr. Li's silly smile to Yunxiao's mind. Yunxiao, who was treating patients and saving people, smiled, but she didn't expect that Mr. There is such an innocent and lovely side.
Li Yugang was about to protest, and the old mother came up with the words he once used to prevaricate Brother Dao:
“This is part of the plan, don’t ask so many questions, and quickly let Yunxiao go to the real world. It’s the right thing to do.”
When will a mother really listen to her child’s wishes... Li Yu muttered and returned to the B&B. When passing by the study, Li Shimin came over:
"Sir, let's take Brother Liang to the buffet today, shall we?"
"Okay."
Li Yuzheng didn't want to cook, so he agreed. Zhuge Liang, who was studying computer at the side, heard Buffet is the word, so I quickly searched for the word buffet in the browser.
When he saw the keyword "take and eat as you please", he had a deeper understanding of the abundant living supplies in the real world. Those plates of meat and various delicacies, if replaced by ancient people who lacked food and clothing, would they be able to eat themselves to death in one sitting?
Li Shimin returned to the study and sat next to Zhuge Liang:
"After I found the country, I will also prepare to change the imperial meal to a buffet style. In addition, I will leave an imperial edict that Du Fu cannot participate."
As a native of the Han Dynasty, Zhuge Liang couldn’t get enough of the Tang Dynasty:
“What do you mean?”
“The great poet Du Fu just starved on the river for several days. , was entertained by the Leiyang County magistrate with good wine and food, and drank himself to death in one breath... A generation of poets fell away. "
After talking about this, Zhuge Liang finally got it right:
“I have read his Three Officials and Three Farewells. He has a strong sympathy for the people at the bottom. Our family once followed my uncle to Shouchun first. , went to Jingzhou again, wandering all the way, and deeply understood the true meaning of "The war lasts for three months, a letter from home is worth ten thousand gold"... I wonder if he can write this kind of poem after having a full meal. "
Li Shimin pinched an orange from the table and said as he peeled it:
"I would rather he be a second-generation ancestor who has accomplished nothing than eating and waiting to die, rather than seeing the tragic scene written in his poem. ...If suffering is the soil of poetry, then I hope there are no such literary and artistic themes.”
Speaking of which, Li Shimin is also a poet. He also likes to write ink after fighting, and has his own romantic side.
Needless to say, Zhuge Liang's literary talents are already reflected in the Civil and Military Temples.
As for Yue Fei, although he did not write many poems, "Man Jiang Hong" has always been said to be more powerful than the two Song Dynasties. And his other representative work "Xiao Chong Mountain", with beautiful words and tactful emotions, does not seem to be the same at all. As if from the hands of a military commander.
Relatively speaking, among the apprentices, Liu Xie was the most average in literary talent and had few poems handed down to the world.
However, Liu Xie was raised by Empress Dowager Dong from an early age. In terms of cultivation, knowledge, and courage, he was far superior to Liu Bian. When he really had free time, there was no pressure to write poems.
At eleven o'clock in the morning, Li Yu led his two apprentices to drive down the mountain and first went to the factory.
Today they have started to dismantle the production line. They will take photos of each step beforehand and mark the entire set of drawings to remember every step as much as possible.
Zhao Dahu wore a safety helmet and became a technical consultant, Yang Xiu was the commander-in-chief, and Wu Song was responsible for logistics and miscellaneous items. Liu Xie and Yue Fei transported the dismantled equipment back and tried to assemble it there.
Li Yu came to the open-air kitchen in the yard and took a look. An awning had been set up here, and two cooks were cutting meat quickly.
“What are you having for lunch today?”
The cook replied:
"Wu Dutou asked me to make braised noodles. We have never done it before and don't dare to try it. His Royal Highness the Holy Son is not busy anymore. Can you give me some advice?"
Li Yu said:
"Afternoon I'm here to teach you how to make braised noodles. This thing seems troublesome, but it's actually quite simple...Cut more meat in the stew, and don't be reluctant to put it in."
"Thank you, Your Highness, for your consideration. We promise that every meal will be served. People can eat half a catty of meat.”
The people who came here are all young people, and the steamed buns all start at five, and the stew needs at least one pot. In addition, Zhao Dahu also bought them a roast chicken, half a chicken, and meat. There is no shortage.
It can even be said that this is the first time since their birth that they can eat meat so freely.
While I was talking, the ordered steamed buns were delivered.
Zhuge Liang looked at the white steamed buns in ecstasy. Li Shimin asked with a smile:
"Does it sound familiar? This is the food you invented."
Li Yu corrected:
"Historically, although Zhuge Liang's invention was called steamed buns, it contained meat fillings. Strictly speaking, it should be called steamed buns."
It is said that when Zhuge Liang pacified the Southern Barbarians, the locals said that they needed to worship the river god, otherwise they would Something bad happened, and a living person had to be used as a sacrifice to pay homage. Naturally, Zhuge Liang was unwilling to do this, so he asked people to use fermented bread filled with meat stuffing to make it look like a human head, and then steamed it in a pot.
This kind of pasta was used to replace the heads of local people, so it was called Mantou, and later it was renamed Mantou.
Afterwards, the production steps were simplified, and steamed buns gradually became the mainstream dry food in the army. There were also versions with and without fillings. Now in many areas in the south, the ones with fillings are still called steamed buns. Instead of buns.
Zhuge Liang wanted to try a steamed bun, but was stopped by Li Shimin:
"Brother Liang, you are inexperienced! If you eat now, you will have to lose money when you get to the cafeteria later. We have to find a way to get our principal back, otherwise it will be a big loss."
Zhuge Liang asked doubtfully :
“If everyone is like this, wouldn’t the store lose money?”
Li Yu said:
“Don’t listen to Shimin, just eat enough. Don’t force it... Shimin, you are so enthusiastic that you eat the least every time you eat at the buffet.”
Li Shimin: "..."
I didn't even look at the perverts who were going with me. Third Master, Wu Erlang, the big guy, these people are all top-notch, can they eat well?
The three masters and apprentices left the factory and came to Qi Dengke’s cafeteria.
Li Yu did not swipe his face to get free of charge, but directly bought three lunch coupons on Meituan.
Doing business is not easy, so you can’t always think about taking advantage.
Entering the restaurant, the place had just started. Li Shimin rushed to the Haagen-Dazs counter without saying a word, and said to the waiter skillfully:
"Give me four balls to taste first!"
Zhuge Liang walked around and selected several hot dishes. He was not very interested in seafood such as raw fish, ice shrimp, king crab, etc. that customers were keen on eating.
Li Yu picked two lamb chops, an American pork chop, a plate of roast goose, and some fried rice.
Although it is a bit silly to come to the buffet restaurant to eat fried rice, the fried rice in the buffet restaurant is really delicious. At least Li Yu will regard fried rice as his staple food every time he comes.
In addition to the buffet restaurant, the fried rice in the hot pot restaurant is also particularly delicious. When Mu Guiying eats hot pot, fried rice is a must-order item.
Li Shimin was showing off his ice cream. He saw that the American barbecue pork chop that Li Yu was holding was very tempting, so he also took a piece. After taking a bite, he was fascinated by the mellow sweet and sour taste of the American barbecue sauce. Charmed.
“It’s delicious. It’s so delicious. Brother Liang, you should try it too. This pork chop is so crispy that even a toothless old lady can eat it.”
Now in the restaurant The conflict in the Middle East and the bombing of pagers were broadcast on the TV. Li Shimin took out his mobile phone and specifically checked the location of Israel:
"How can there be terrorists who behave like this in the world? I will lead troops to fight there in the future. , completely wipe out this nation!”
Li Yu asked with a smile:
“Are you so sympathetic to the victims?”
Li Shimin showed off a big bite of grilled pork chop and said:
“The victims have nothing to do with me. , I am just defending my right to eat pork. Any organization or regime that prevents me from eating pork is my enemy!”
After eating and drinking, the three of them left the cafeteria, and Zhuge Liang calculated the price. , I feel that today’s meal is too luxurious.
Yesterday's pig's trotter rice only cost more than a hundred yuan, but this buffet actually cost three people six to seven hundred yuan. Although it is richer, the pig's trotter rice is more cost-effective.
Li Yu said:
“Don’t always think about these things, more knowledge is fundamental. Let’s go, let’s go to where your master’s wife works and buy her a drink. Milk tea.”
At the same time, Fengshen World, Kunlun Mountain.
A looming shadow appeared in front of an old Taoist priest with white hair and beard, and handed him a scroll:
"Jiang Shang, you have been under my sect for forty years. Now that your destiny is over, come down the mountain... This is the list of gods. When you get to the human world, you must first build the platform. Don't delay."
Jiang Ziya cupped his hands and asked:
"I dare to ask the teacher, if Chaoge forces me to join, what should I do as a disciple?"
Yuanshi Tianzun's voice was a little ethereal:
"Just let nature take its course. As long as the Conferred God Platform can be built, I will handle other matters for my master!"
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The National Day holiday has begun. I wish you all a good time and a good time. Please give me a guaranteed monthly ticket, brothers!
(End of this chapter)