Chapter 522 It’s hard to be a good person
Master Zhang got up, put on his clothes and left. He glanced at Li Bai who was rushing over. These two guys were ruining his good deeds.
Li Bai looked confused as to what was happening. As soon as he opened Chen Qing's tent, he saw Chen Qing, Yu Xiaoya, who was only wearing underwear, and Liu Jun, who was about to get up and leave.
"Brother Liu, what's going on?" Li Bai was a little confused.
"Master Zhang wanted to discuss the great cause of mankind with the two senior sisters, but I interrupted him." Liu Jun wanted to laugh when he thought of Master Zhang's expression just now.
"A great cause?" Li Bai thought about it and understood instantly. He picked up the mineral water next to him and wanted to help Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya wake up.
Liu Jun quickly stopped, "Wait a minute, it's best to let them wake up naturally. With more than 20 years of life experience, I can tell you clearly that it's hard to be a good person"
" No, can't you just make it clear?" Li Bai was a little disapproving, and took the mineral water and poured some on Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya's faces.
Liu Jun took a look and realized that this naive child was not listening to advice, so he hurriedly hid behind Li Bai.
The two women slowly opened their eyes and looked around confusedly. They felt a chill on their bodies. When they lowered their heads, their expressions suddenly changed. When they looked at Liu Jun and Li Bai again, they became furious and picked up the items beside them. The things were thrown over.
While smashing, he cursed "beasts and scum"
Liu Jun showed a true expression, patted Li Bai's shoulder gently to express comfort, and quickly got out of the tent.
As for how Li Bai explained it, the two furious women just refused to listen and cursed them all.
After a while, Li Bai came out of the tent dejectedly, his face full of disappointment. Sure enough, Brother Liu was right, good people are hard to do.
Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya put on their clothes and came out. They glared at Liu Jun and Li Bai fiercely, as if they were the hooligans.
Master Zhang had already put on his clothes and walked over seriously, looking sanctimonious.
"Master, Master, we have been defiled." Chen Qing took the lead in starting her performance, holding Master Zhang in tears.
As for Yu Xiaoya, she sobbed softly. The two of them woke up and told Master Zhang about Liu Jun and Li Bai.
Master Zhang rolled his eyes and pretended to be stern. Just when he was about to put the shit basin on Liu Jun and the others, Liu Jun took out his mobile phone: "Cousin, have you seen two thousand and four A smartphone with megapixels can take clearer photos at night.”
As soon as he heard this, Master Zhang stopped and his face changed several times, like a chameleon, and finally revealed an even more ugly look. He smiled and looked at Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya pretending to be very regretful.
"Two disciples, it's not because of them. When you were all sleeping, a ghost king came. This ghost king is extremely powerful. In order to deal with him, master, I must do my best. If I don't want to, I still fell into his trap and was controlled by the ghost king. , I almost tarnished the innocence of the two disciples. Alas, I regret it so much. In order for the two disciples not to be unable to hold their heads up in the future, I decided to commit suicide."
Master Zhang said, not knowing where to start. He took out a dagger and stabbed himself, but the speed was not fast, leaving Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya time to react.
Chen Qing grabbed Master Zhang's hand and looked at Master Zhang affectionately, "Master, Qing'er belongs to you. Don't say you haven't touched me yet. Even if you do, Qing'er will If you are willing, please don’t do stupid things.”
“Yes, Master, you are also trying to protect us, unlike some people who are bullshit and can’t help at all.” Yu Xiaoya advised Master Zhang When I was there, I didn’t forget to look down on Liu Jun and the others.
"Holy shit, are these two people stupid? This is not a lack of heart, but a lack of brains." Li Bai was indignant.
"When others don't like you, even if you stand still, they will say that you are obstructing the air circulation. This is normal." Liu Jun looked like he had come from the past.
Master Zhang, Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya woke up the unconscious rat.
Before Mouse could speak, Master Zhang spoke first, "Well, the Ghost King just came and I fought to the death. In order to protect me, your senior brother fought against the Ghost King's men, and now my soul is injured."
As soon as the mouse rolled his eyes, he knew something was wrong. In order to prevent him from revealing his secret, Master Zhang quickly cooperated with Master Zhang and pretended to be injured.
This immediately gained the sympathy of Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya, especially when the two beautiful women’s slender hands were checking where he was injured. Mouse was greatly satisfied. He felt that at this moment, his heart It was very fulfilling, with an expression of enjoyment on his face. If Master Zhang hadn't coughed, he would have almost made a sound.
"Ahem, what about that? You two disciples, please go back to your tent first. It will be dawn soon. You guys need to rest more. I will discuss something with your senior brother." Master Zhang looked at Liu Jun and Li Bai who were not far away. These two people are too variable and must be controlled, so these two women must be sent away first so that they can discuss it with Mouse. "Okay Master, thank you for your hard work, Master." Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya left very obediently, but when they returned to the tent, they glared at Liu Jun and the others again.
Master Zhang and Mouse were whispering for a while. Li Bai, who was not far away, asked curiously, "Brother Liu, what are these two things for?"
Ever since Liu Jun let him see ghosts, and he saw Master Zhang letting little ghosts do bad things, he no longer had a good impression of Master Zhang, and he was not polite in his words.
"What can we do? We ruined their good deeds. Of course we want to get rid of us." Liu Jun said very relaxedly, without any worry in his tone.
Li Bai thought about it. In Liu Jun's eyes, Master Zhang's behavior was like an ant stretching out its legs on the road, trying to trip up the elephant.
Time passed slowly until morning. Master Zhang called everyone together and boasted about how he fought against the Ghost King last night and how he worked hard to protect everyone's safety.
The winner received a round of applause, including from Liu Jun and Li Bai. Li Bai applauded when Liu Jun applauded, and Liu Jun applauded Master Zhang's acting skills.
Until noon, when it was time to cook, Mouse sent Liu Jun to collect firewood, but left Li Bai alone. The reason was that Master Zhang needed to teach him some theory.
Liu Jun shrugged indifferently, stood up and left. Before leaving, he gave Li Bai a look to reassure him.
But when he came back after packing a pile of firewood, he found that Li Bai was tied up with a dagger hanging around his neck, and the owner of the dagger was Mouse.
As soon as Li Bai saw Liu Jun, he looked excited and shouted, "Brother Liu, go quickly, these two guys put the shit basin on our heads, it must be said that we are possessed by ghosts"
< br>As soon as Liu Jun heard this, he knew what was going on. He sent him to get firewood, control Li Bai, and then used Li Bai to blackmail him. The reason was that they were possessed by ghosts and Master Zhang needed to act clearly and make everything reasonable and reasonable.
Sure enough, Chen Qing shouted to Liu Jun, "Junior Brother, you and Junior Brother Li Bai are both possessed by ghosts. Come over and let us go. Master will definitely help you get rid of the ghosts."
"Yes, junior brother, you have to believe that master will not harm you." Yu Xiaoya also agreed.
"Bah, two idiots, two dead liars." Li Bai spat directly and started to curse.
"Don't be so presumptuous, you evildoer. This is not what my disciple said, it's the possessed ghost." Master Zhang slapped Li Bai directly, and blood was drawn from the slap.
"Oh, oh, don't do it. You are right. There are ghosts in both of us. Don't do it. I will catch you without any help." Liu Jun dropped the firewood and raised his hands, as if he was at the mercy of others.
Li Bai looked at Liu Jun in disbelief. Brother Liu was a master, so why did he compromise like this?
"You can be taught, you are worthy of being my disciple. You will be safe when you turn around. Don't worry, my master will help you get rid of the evil spirits in your body." Master Zhang said with appreciation, and at the same time motioned to the mouse to come forward with a rope and tie up Liu Jun.
"Oh, oh, be gentle, it hurts, be gentle, move the button this way, you're stupid, it's hard to untie the button twice, that's right, hit it again," Liu Jun commanded while being tied up. Rat.
The mouse's head was covered with black lines, and his expression was very speechless. He was so arrogant about who was tying whom.
"Oh, it seems that my disciple is also greatly affected by being possessed by ghosts. I am very sad for my master." Master Zhang pretended to cover his chest, looking like he couldn't bear it.
Chen Qing was also very cooperative with Yu Xiaoya and quickly comforted her.
After a while, Liu Jun and Li Bai were tied to a dead tree.
"Brother Liu, what's wrong with you?" Li Bai asked while Mouse and the others were not paying attention.
"Nothing, I just want to experience the fun of being tied up." Liu Jun adjusted his posture and leaned against the dead tree, not caring about the rope on his body.
(End of this chapter)