Chapter 521 Preparing for exercise?
"Hey, my cousin likes to make jokes. Don't take it seriously. You go on." Liu Jun pulled Li Bai.
Li Bai returned to the tent angrily. Because of what he said, everyone was in a bad mood. Only Liu Jun knew that Li Bai actually had good intentions. These days, how many people with good intentions are treated like donkeys?
Liu Jun is too lazy to be a good person. In fact, Master Zhang is right. Tomorrow is indeed a cloudy day, but Liu Jun calculated that tomorrow is not only a cloudy day, but also a cloudy day in a cloudy year. If No matter how lucky Master Zhang was, if he went to mess with those ghosts at the right time, he would probably be torn into pieces.
Master Zhang took the lead back to his tent. Chen Qing rolled her eyes at Liu Jun, pulled Yu Xiaoya up and left.
Before Moazi left, he looked at Liu Jun with a warning look, "Boy, let me tell you, the master is a descendant of Maoshan Tianshi Mansion. You'd better not make trouble for me. Be careful that you go to the underworld to report before your life is over."
Liu Jun was silent. This rat actually knew that he would go to the underworld to report before his life was over. He was a talent. That’s right. Liu Jun saw that the rat’s hall turned black, and a bloody disaster was bound to come.
Seeing that Liu Jun remained silent, the mouse thought that Liu Jun was scared and returned to his tent triumphantly.
"Brother Liu, we really don't need to care about their life or death?" Li Bai looked at Liu Jun in the tent.
"What the hell, lean over to the side, this damn tent is too crowded," Liu Jun yelled angrily, and started snoring after a while.
Li Bai glanced at Liu Jun speechlessly. He was a little doubtful as to whether Liu Jun was a master.
Watching and watching, Li Bai fell into a deep sleep until early in the morning. Li Bai heard something moving outside the tent. He stood up and gently pulled down the ramen from the tent and looked around.
I saw Master Zhang and the mouse. The two of them seemed to be talking to the air. Li Bai thought for a moment and suddenly turned pale. What could he be talking to at this late night and he couldn't see it? Of course it was Ghost.
Just as he was about to shout out, a big hand covered his mouth and pulled him back. At this moment, Li Bai almost peed in fear. When he saw that the person in front of him was Liu Jun, he immediately relaxed. Take a breath.
Liu Jun made a silent gesture, took out his mobile phone, quickly typed a few words, and showed it to Li Bai, because in the cemetery, every tent was hung with tent lights, and Liu Jun’s mobile phone light was upside down. It won't expose them.
Li Bai took a closer look, and it read, "Those two funny guys outside are trying to attract little devils. I'll open my eyes to you. Don't be afraid, and don't shout."
Seeing this, Li Bai looked happy, and Liu Jun As expected, he was a master who understood this matter. He quickly nodded vigorously and touched Liu Jun's forehead.
Liu Jun rolled his eyes. For such a big place and nodding like this, this kid must be a bit aggressive.
Seeing what Li Bai wanted to say, Liu Jun quickly opened his eyes. Li Bai felt a coolness in front of his eyes and turned to look at Master Zhang's position outside.
This time I saw that Master Zhang was not talking to the air, but five little ghosts, with strange shapes and quite ugly looks.
"Here are the paper money for you. Remember, you all have to faint for those four people. I need them to sleep until dawn." Master Zhang looked at Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya's tent with lustful eyes.
"Yes." The five little ghosts nodded in unison. The five little ghosts stunned four people, and even one more. The extra one naturally went to Liu Jun's tent.
In other words, there were three little ghosts who went straight to Liu Jun and the others.
"Brother Liu, Brother Liu, they are here, three little ghosts are coming to us"
Li Bai saw a ghost for the first time and was a little panicked, so he hurriedly told Liu Jun.
"Don't panic, what's the big deal?" Liu Jun pulled Li Bai to the back of the tent, took out the Good and Evil Order, and waved it in his hand.
As soon as the first kid came in with all his teeth and claws, he froze when he saw the good and evil order in Liu Jun's hand.
Liu Jun pointed to the "squatting" kid on the edge of the tent without any hesitation, and hurried over and squatted.
Then the second kid came in and saw the Good and Evil Order as well, and squatted down next to the first kid.
The third kid came in, but he didn’t recognize the Good and Evil Order, but he knew the first two kid.
He is not stupid to squat down so honestly. He does not need to be intimidated by the good and evil orders and squats down honestly.
"Don't panic, cooperate with us, it's okay if you don't cooperate, your soul will fly away." Liu Jun looked at the three little ghosts and said with a smile. "Uncle, we will listen to whatever you say." The three brats nodded quickly, scolding Master Zhang to death in their hearts. This funny thing brought a ghost messenger to trade with the general. I'm afraid he didn't want to kill the general.
"That's okay. When you go out later, Master Zhang will ask you if you've done it, so you just say it's done. Do you understand?"
"I understand." Three The kid nodded quickly.
"You understand, then go out." Liu Jun waved his hand, and the three brats ran out of the tent as if they had been granted amnesty.
The other two little ghosts had completed their tasks long ago and were waiting for the three of them. Master Zhang was very happy when he saw all five little ghosts coming out.
“Is everything solved?” Master Zhang asked.
"It's all solved." When answering Master Zhang's words, the three little ghosts who entered Liu Jun's tent hesitated for a moment. Later, they felt that they could not afford to offend a ghost, so they deceived Master Zhang according to Liu Jun's wishes.
"Okay, thank you all. These are the things I have prepared for you a long time ago. Enjoy them." Master Zhang pointed to the ingots, paper money and other things behind him.
The five little guys suddenly showed greed on their faces and pounced on them, starting to snatch.
Master Zhang ignored the little ghost again. When he heard that the five ghosts had stunned Chen Qing, Liu Jun and the others, he did not impulsively go up to them, but looked at the mouse.
"There is some incense in the backpack, let them use it."
The mouse was a little hesitant, "Master, these two beauties are so beautiful and have such good figures. After you enjoy them, can I... "
Master Zhang's face suddenly turned gloomy, "Mouse, are you negotiating terms with me?"
"No, no, you have misunderstood Master, I will take care of it right away." Mouse looked frightened. When he saw Master Zhang's face, he quickly waved his hand and went to get the incense from his bag.
Master Zhang smiled and said, "Don't worry, after master enjoys it, it will all be yours."
"Thank you, master, thank you, master." The mouse suddenly beamed with joy.
Mouse started blowing the incense from tent to tent. Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya’s tents were fine.
It wasn’t until Liu Jun’s tent that the mouse blew, and found that the bamboo pipe was blocked and couldn’t be blown in. He blew again, but it still didn’t work.
He pulled out the bamboo tube and checked it, and found that there was no problem. He slowly opened the tent a little, and found that Liu Jun and Li Bai were sleeping soundly.
Suddenly Xinsheng was confused and put one end of the bamboo tube into the tent again. Just as he was about to blow air, Liu Jun quickly poured some chili powder in and blocked it again with his hands.
The mouse felt that the bamboo tube was blocked and had no intention of pulling it out to check. He took a deep breath and tried to blow it out. Unexpectedly, the bamboo tube moved and hit him squarely in the mouth while he was using it. Inhaling through the mouth, the intoxicating drug is mixed with chili powder.
For a moment, he felt the wit of ice and fire, the effect of the drug, he wanted to faint, and the stimulation of chili pepper made him sober. In the end, the drug defeated the pepper and the mouse successfully passed out.
Master Zhang waited for a long time, but didn’t see the mouse coming back. He saw the mouse lying there. He suddenly became anxious, walked over quickly and kicked it twice, but the mouse didn’t react at all.
Seeing the bamboo tube in the mouse's hand, Master Zhang checked it and was speechless. This mouse made him faint.
The arrow was on the string and had to be fired. Master Zhang looked at Chen Qing and Yu Xiaoya's tent not far away. He couldn't bear it any more. He didn't plan to drug Liu Jun and the others anymore. Anyway, those little guys said I'm already dizzy, and taking drugs is just insurance.
Master Zhang is also a playful master. He moved Yu Xiaoya to Chen Qing's tent and took off both women's clothes, leaving only their underwear.
"Oh, you're welcome, Master, I should do it. You don't need to thank me." Liu Jun touched his head, looking embarrassed.
Master Zhang was choked to death and rolled his eyes, I thank you for eight generations of ancestors.
(End of this chapter)