Chapter 607 607. Drinking capacity
Tang Xiaodong finished a whole bowl of white fungus soup generously, and then placed the bowl heavily on the table!
His cheeks were red and his brows were furrowed, as if he was going to spray steam from the top of his head to continue the voyage at the next moment. His expression was so serious that Qi Lin even doubted himself.
However, the next moment, the hero of the voyage lay back, his head raised and supported by the back of the chair, and he snored loudly!
Everyone:......
After a moment, everyone laughed.
Professor Song’s eyebrows relaxed and his expression was proud: “This Xiaodong, he had to go with me for two days just now, but he hasn’t left yet, and he can’t even hold back such a small cup!”< br>
Qi Lin sighed, and while thanking Song Youde for refilling the wine for everyone, he looked at his teacher again -
What should I say? It seems that the less you know how to drink, the less you think about yourself.
Although Professor Song laughed at Tang Xiaodong so happily, his drinking capacity was not much better! Especially when he is drunk and does not like to sleep, but...
As soon as his thoughts wandered, his elbow was held by a dry and strong hand.
The other party looked at him with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Qi, you are a good boy! The teacher feels sorry for you! What a smart boy! If you really go back to your hometown, wouldn't all your talents be wasted? ..."
As he spoke, he wiped his tears emotionally.
Qi Lin: ...Yes, the drinking this time is even worse.
Yan Ran, who does not drink, was dumbfounded at the side. At this moment, he hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped Professor Song's face: "Teacher, you are drunk."
"I'm not drunk." Professor Song tried his best to look at Qi Lin with his eyes wide open: "Xiaoyan, be obedient! You must study hard. Although our agriculture is hard, don't worry, there are teachers here, no matter what your professional title will be in the future. When applying for funds, teachers help me!”
Yan Ran: ...
That’s very touching, but teacher, can you turn around and face me?
She and Qi Lin looked at each other, and simply held Professor Song's arms from left to right: "Teacher, let's wipe our faces first and then rest. It's late and it's getting dark."
“It’s getting dark...”
Professor Song was carried out of the door and into the room, and then pushed down on the bed and lay down: "Then I have to go home, otherwise your wife will ask me to dig a hole in the field and live with the voles."
< br>As he talked, he muttered again: "The vole's nest is not bad, there is plenty of food, and he won't be hungry... Where is Xiaodong? Tell him to stop being lazy and dig a vole hole for me! It needs to be bigger, four It’s a room with two living rooms. It’s too small for us to live in...”
For a moment, Qi Lin and Yan Ran didn’t know whether to be moved or not. What kind of good teacher is this? Yes, living in a field mouse hole, and worrying about students having no place...
They couldn't figure it out. With only two taels of alcohol, what else can they do?
……
And here at the restaurant.
Song Youde and the seventh cousin looked at each other and laughed wildly: "This wine is really strong! Look, after just two sips, two of them were knocked down."
As he said, I couldn't help but pick up the hem of my clothes and wipe the sweat from my head and face, and then fanned myself violently:
"Hey, it's hot. This wine is too hot."
< br>The heat quickly spread from the middle of the belly to the surrounding areas, as if steaming with endless heat, opening all the pores of the person, and sweat seeping out one by one.
Even though the air conditioner is on, they still feel like they are in a furnace.
Seeing this, Song Tan had no choice but to advise: "Don't drink it. I think this wine has a strong stamina, and you might all have to lie down later."
“Bullshit!”
The dignity of an alcoholic cannot be violated. What's more, the seventh cousin also said plausibly:
"Can I not know how strong the wine I made myself is? It's not like I haven't drunk stronger wine before!"
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"That's what you call strong! After one sip, it feels like your throat has been cut open. This one is much milder in comparison!" "Yes, yes, yes!" Song Youde turned into a brainless blower: "Good wine, strong aftertaste, The first sip is a bit exciting, but the rest is very smooth!”
“I haven’t had such a good wine in all these years—I’m afraid it’s not as good as Xiaozhusong!” My bottles of Maotai are quite strong!”
The seventh cousin was also very proud: “That’s my craft!”
The two of them were very harmonious, and now He touched one happily, and then drank it in one gulp!
The seventh cousin couldn't help but said: "Open a bottle of your Moutai later. Let's compare notes and see which wine is better."
Song Youde was drunk, but he didn't feel reluctant at all. Instead, he agreed with it. Next: "Okay!"
They can still hold on, but others can't.
For example, Zhou Tianyu.
He had developed some drinking ability in Huahua City, but he was only a little better than Professor Song. At this moment, holding an empty wine glass, he put his arm around his father's shoulders and started blowing:
"Dad, do you think this KTV is luxurious? There are so many people in one big bag! Come on, let me order a song for you - [I don't have a house or a car, I can only eat instant noodles...]
Zhou Maozhu:...
Zhou Maozhu felt very embarrassed. Seeing his son drunk at this moment, he quickly advised him:
"Tianyu, you can't drink, stop drinking! I'll ask your mother to help you go back first. "
"No! dad! ”
Zhou Tianyu tried to stand up straight, with a serious look on his face: "I just negotiated a big deal today, waiter! Let's drink this 1899 bottle of red wine! Drink whatever you want!"
He was drunk and didn't know it at all What did you say? In fact, they are all working as workers. How could you ever drink so expensively? Three to five hundred are as high as the sky.
But Zhou Maozhu doesn’t know!
He saw his son saying skillfully: "I'll reserve the place today, so everyone can eat and drink as you like -"
I had no house or car to eat instant noodles, but now I'm one or two thousand dollars worth of wine. Just drink? ! He knows how the money was spent!
Even though Zhou Maozhu was still drunk, he couldn't bear it anymore!
He slapped Zhou Tianyu on the back: "How can you be so capable?"
Zhou Tianyu then giggled: "Dad, let me tell you, I really Very capable! I have already thought about renting a house close to the company in the second half of the year! Although the rent costs 4,000 a month, I can sleep an extra hour in the morning."
He finished. He giggled again.
Four thousand a month’s rent?
Zhou Maozhu suddenly felt that his heart was filled with panic.
…
Men have no sense of time when drinking.
Song Tan and others simply didn't wait for them and went out for a walk first, thus missing the farce.
However, when I came back from a walk, I saw that the table was full of people lying face down. Zhou Maozhu and others had disappeared. The excavator guy and Zhang Wang's family were lying on the ground in a mess.
The seventh cousin had tears in his eyes and was crying softly to Song Youde. The cry made everyone's heart skip a beat!
Just as I was about to go forward, I heard the seventh cousin say: "That white-eyed wolf, I take him as my own son, he will leave as soon as he leaves - leave as soon as he leaves, tell me, I Can you still not let him go? I have to beat him up..."
Ah, it's too late! Late but arrived!
【I have no money and no car, so I can only eat instant noodles. 】From the ancient divine comedy...forgot the name.
(End of this chapter)