Chapter 849 849. Goose Girl
The live broadcast studio is not convinced about changing anchors to do mukbang.
【Eat raw sweet potatoes? That's it? Send two over here】
【Your sweet potatoes are not good, send them over and I will show you what's wrong】
【Click to see the down-and-out gangster in poverty, stealing sweet potatoes. Eat well】
[You are still ruthless hahahahahahahaha]
[Just take it home and wash it, the water outside is so dirty]
[Beware of parasites]
Zhang Yanping finally scrubbed the mud clean. Now he took out a paring knife and was about to peel it off. When he turned his face, he saw this barrage.
At this moment, his dark face was furrowed with thick brows, and he looked fierce. His words were more like he was torturing his younger brother:
"Just tell me if you can eat it!"
The barrage paused strangely.
After a while someone said:
【It’s edible! It’s edible! Brother, don’t listen to them, poor people are very particular]
[That’s it! My eldest brother is reduced to chewing sweet potatoes, but he is still afraid of parasites? 】
【Laughing to death! Can I still buy deworming medicine that costs two yuan a piece at the drug store when my eldest brother makes a comeback? 】
【Brother, feel free to eat, for a real man, you will show respect by washing yourself off】
[That’s right! When we were kids, we used to use our front teeth to chew off the skin first. My eldest brother was very particular and even prepared a knife]
[...What? Are gangsters doing live broadcasts now? 】
【You seem to be showing your loyalty to the boss in front of the hall】
[Brother, feel free to chew, I look at your white teeth, I am sure you can chew evenly]
Zhang Yanping:...
Frown his brows, lean back tactically, and then clarify crazily:
"Go, go, go! What are you talking nonsense in the live broadcast room? Do you understand the harmony of the rule of law? I just peeled it off, and you guys gave me some pointers... And what about the one who came up with ideas and chewed them with his teeth? I think dentistry Don’t you make money? My front teeth are much more precious than sweet potato skins.”
As he said this, he took the plump and beautiful sweet potato in his hand and used the peeling knife to brush it.
"Come on, come on, let's be a teacher and teach you how to peel the skin - you know how to use a paring knife, right? Just watch it, the peel should be thicker, and peeling off the white skin on the surface doesn't count. There is another layer underneath.”
Kitchen technology is really efficient. Strips of sweet potato peels quickly fell on the grass, and Zhang Yanping was chatting with everyone while peeling them. It was really unprecedented in the live broadcast room. It's so lively.
“Remember, you have to expose the red meat, otherwise our family won’t pay for it if it doesn’t taste crispy and sweet... Oh, I forgot, these sweet potatoes are not for sale.”
When he said this, he suddenly grinned ferociously:
“You can go to the vegetable market to practice by yourself.”
Live broadcast room: ...
[Hahahaha, forgive me, my mother passed by when I was watching the live broadcast just now, and said that she looked like a murderer at this glance]
[Who understands? When he laughed, the instant noodles in my hand fell to the ground]
[Nonsense, you are all talking nonsense! My eldest brother didn’t kill anyone, he’s a good person! 】
【The gangster brother is really good at using knives, it’s hard to control his imagination...】
【? ? ? What are you imagining? Don't think blindly, brother has never stabbed anyone before! 】
[Ah...is there anyone who is not skilled in using a paring knife?]
[But when the elder brother smiled ferociously, what was stuck on his paring knife was not sweet potato skins. But criminal evidence]
Zhang Yanping: ... He stared at the barrage speechlessly: "No wonder Qiao Qiao doesn't watch the live broadcast. Why don't you see what you are talking nonsense every day?"
"What kind of criminal evidence or a ferocious smile? It's simply not accurate for you to judge a book by appearance. Half a year ago, I was the most popular young man in our wholesale market, and my affinity has always been high."
[I testify, I testify! I was the butt of a big bear and got into the trap. The gangster brother used to be really white and soft like a steamed bun]
[An old fan, I witnessed with my own eyes how the big white steamed bun turned into a chocolate bun]
[No, how can there be chocolate buns in this world? 】
【Yes, I had it when I was studying in the UK】
[Hey, hey, I’m off topic! Brother, your criminal evidence! It’s a thick layer! 】
“Oh, my mom!” Zhang Yanping came to his senses after seeing the barrage. He saw that the whole sweet potato had been thinned by him, and it fell on the grass and was paved. A layer of light orange-red with watery light.
"This cannot be wasted..."
Zhang Yanping tried hard to control his desire to pick them up and eat them again, but shouted to the pond in the distance:
" Dabai! Goose girl! Do you want to have afternoon tea?”
It has been almost two months since Goose came home, and her physique has become stronger and stronger. Now she is even stronger than Dabai.
But because her head is too small, her IQ is not that visible to the naked eye, but she is particularly sensitive to her name and the word "eat".
When he heard the call, the figure swimming happily on the pond paused, then raised his neck, and the anthurium stepped on the clear waves like a hot wheel, and the whole goose "swish" like a dragon boat. "The land is right next to the pond!"
Compared to her, Baymax is even a hand behind!
Zhang Yanping said "fuck" and then quickly adjusted the camera:
"Come, come, come, the 3D lens is immersive, let everyone feel the pressure from Goose Girl!"
Everyone in the live broadcast room only felt that the perspective changed, there was green grass in front, and leisure in the distance pond.
At the edge of the pond, a thick white dot spread its wings and rushed towards this side with a crazy cry of "goose goose!"
And there was another one following closely behind it in a subtle misalignment.
Mei Goose is getting closer and closer.
Her fierce beady eyes, the little yellow hat on the top of her head, her thick neck, her high chest, and her wings that seemed to be fanning two big ass...
Now quickly He rushed over, as if he was about to step on everyone's face at any moment!
And what about Zhang Yanping?
He smiled evilly, picked up a piece of sweet potato skin and placed it on top of the phone.
The live broadcast room was full of exclamations!
[Ah ah ah ah, don’t come over! ! ! 】
【Ah ah ah, the goose is going to bite me, help me! 】
【Mr. Goose! Mr. Goose! Show mercy! I just had fillings done on the right side of my face, so I can’t fan it! 】
【It’s coming, it’s coming, help! It’s pectoralis major and the soles of its feet are going to step on my face! 】
【Brother! Brother! If you keep teasing it like this, it will rush over and smash your phone to pieces! 】
Zhang Yanping was speechless for a moment: "You guys are too into the drama..."
However, when he saw the barrage of crushed mobile phones, he quickly threw the sweet potato peels to the ground again:
< br>"I just replaced this mobile phone, so I can't damage it - Dabai, Goose Girl, come on, let's eat the fruit afternoon tea first!"
Goose Girl has rushed over in an instant In front of him, Doudou looked down at the world, giving the fans in the live broadcast room a hard look, looking down on everyone as an equal.
Then it lowered its head, praised and began to swallow the sweet potato skins in its flat mouth. The food was so happy and sweet, I can’t wait!
And Dabai was not to be outdone. The thick necks of the two geese were intertwined. You and I half-opened their wings, as if they could enter a fighting state at any time.
Update 2. Good night.
10.12 supplement: The update may take place at 12 o'clock.
(End of this chapter)