Chapter 850 850. Transferred next year
Zhang Yanping quickly picked up the phone:
“If you want to call, go to the dance studio. If the phone is broken, one of you will have to go in tonight. Iron pot - how is it? Is it better than yesterday's sweet potato vine?"
The two geese were busy cooking and didn't pay attention to him at all. Zhang Yanping also picked up the sweet potato and took a bite.
“Oh, this is so crispy and sweet!”
He was chewing in his mouth, and even if there was no microphone, the nearby mobile phone could completely record it. Everyone in the live broadcast room was so greedy that he almost got pink eye!
And the instigator is still spreading hatred:
“It’s so delicious! It’s so delicious! It’s no worse than the peaches sold at home! It’s so delicious, so delicious—— You can’t eat such crispy and sweet raw sweet potatoes now, right?”
The gangster brother was fearless and was not afraid of the people going crazy on the barrage. Instead, he lowered his head and took a bite, his expression becoming more and more proud:< br>
“I tell you, these sweet potatoes have to be freshly dug out and eaten raw to be crispy and sweet! If you take it home and leave it for a few days to lose some moisture and sugar, it won’t taste so good. But then the roasted sweet potatoes will taste better than freshly dug ones.”
【I won’t listen, I won’t listen, I won’t listen! ! 】
【You lie! I can eat it raw after a few days of storage. If you don’t believe me, send it over and I’ll eat it to show you! 】
【Brother! Brother, give me a sweet potato, and I will take you to dig for the treasure our gang made thirty years ago! BB machines must have gone up in price, brother! 】
【Good brother, I just came out and saw that my eldest brother has become an Internet celebrity and ate sweet potatoes...】
Everyone can’t eat sweet potatoes, and hates them because of love, so they talk nonsense in the live broadcast room , Zhang Yanping just gnawed the whole sweet potato. When he came over and saw the barrage, he was completely confused:
"You want to lose both sides! What's the benefit of banning you from my live broadcast room?"
[No benefit, the main character dares to go crazy]
[Can't get tea every morning]
[I can’t get salted duck eggs at noon every day]
[I can’t get even one of the daily limit, even if I climbed up to the China Unicom Tower at night]
[Since there is no chance, it is better to die]
[I used to feel that I was like a leek and could not escape the fate of being cut. Nowadays, no one wants to make leeks.]
[Brother! Brother, look at me, brother! I have money! Sell me a box of your sweet potatoes! 】
【I have been domesticated by capital - Brother, sell me a box! 】
Zhang Yanping:......
That thing... it's not like he won't sell it. Isn't he still picking out these things from the gap between Boss Chang's teeth and selling them at low prices every day?
He tightened his face, serious and solemn: "As you have seen, my family has only planted less than two acres this year, and there really isn't much to sell - it's not even enough for our own consumption."
"What? You said you can't eat so much at home? No way, I can eat three or five in one meal, and I can show off another bowl of rice..."
But if you continue like this, It’s endless. Zhang Yanping couldn't help but feel depressed: Normally when Qiao Qiao eats, no matter what he eats, he eats openly for others to see, and the barrage doesn't accuse him like this!
In the end, it was my turn to live broadcast, which was good. I was either doing big criminal investigations in the live broadcast room or just talking about these...
Then we have to change the subject!
He decisively focused the camera on Dabai and Goose Mei again.
The sweet potato skins on the ground had been quickly swallowed by them. At this moment, the two geese were staring at him with eager expressions. Apparently they remembered that the piece he was holding in his hand was more than they could eat.
If this happens again, wouldn’t it mean that the gourd is pressed and the gourd is lifted?
How can Zhang Yanping endure it?
He quickly said: "Dabai, don't eat and drink stupidly every day... Do you know that you will be transferred to another position next year?"
Dabai tilted his head and looked at Zhang Yanping with doubtful eyes. .
I saw Zhang Yanping pointing at the mobile phone:
"Didn't you see? The barrage is full of things you want to buy but can't buy. In the final analysis, the quantity of our products is too small - tell me. Why don't you think about increasing production capacity when you lead this group of ducks? "
"What are you doing with just dozens of duck eggs a day?"
"If you weren't an old employee at home, you would have to deduct your food this time!"
This expression of a capitalist training an employee made everyone in the live broadcast room empathize. But what the capitalist said seems to be related to whether they can grab it next year?
Ah this.
This is embarrassing.
Brother Goose, please bear with me! Eat the bitterest of hardships, only then can you be the goose on the goose!
But Zhang Yanping couldn't stop talking once he started talking - why was he so popular in the wholesale market before? Not only because she is fair, fat, soft-spoken and sweet, but also because she can talk a lot, and she especially likes to gossip with the three aunts and six wives.
Nowadays, when I talk, I can’t stop talking.
“Look, our family owns a large area of the river beach, and we will build a large duck shed there next year. The duck has expanded its scale. You said that you, the duck captain, shouldn’t keep an eye on it. Huh?”
“We don’t count it as a transfer, it’s just a transfer—now we are a centurion, and next year we will be a thousand households!”
Dabai: ... So much, It's not a human, how many words can it understand?
Baymax felt like he was being laughed at.
Its expression gradually became fierce, staring at Zhang Yanping with beady eyes, looking down on everyone as an equal -
"What are you doing?" Zhang Yanping became alert: "Tan Tan, you can tell me, it's okay. I won’t let you nag people casually... Oh, Goose Girl! What are you doing, Goose Girl?”
Good guy!
He was hiding from Dabai when he saw Goose Girl twisting her butt and walking straight to the pond along the grass, holding a long and thin thing in her long flat mouth!
After a while, he sank, floated on the water, and stepped on the water to the other side of the pond.
Zhang Yanping: ...
Looking at Dabai again, he couldn't help scolding: "Good guy, geese in a pond, right? You pretend not to understand when I talk to you, you two I have used all the tactics.”
Looking at the barrage again, no one is making jokes or engaging in criminal investigation anymore——
[What a move to attack the east and the west, haha. Haha]
[I have to say that our Goose Girl is really brave! How extraordinary! 】
【That’s it! The bite was as fast as lightning, and I didn’t even see the action clearly before it took the sweet potato away]
[Not only does it have tactics, it also has self-knowledge. The sweet potato you saw in its mouth was a cut one. It's so slender that it can be taken away directly! 】
【Yes! If that long flat mouth is big, at most you can rub a layer of skin on it]
[Amazing, Goose Girl is really amazing]
Zhang Yanping saw the focus of the barrage shift, and while he was angry, he still sighed a little.
He sighed: "Mess Goose, Sister Goose, we are going to entrust you with important responsibilities next year. Why don't you stick to your own self here - tell me, next year the duck army will still be able to take turns. Do I need your leadership?”
Who doesn’t know how to play tactics? He can also use it as a divorce tactic!
"To be smart, we have to be Dabai! Right Dabai?"
He took a look at Dabai, who was still looking fierce, but Dabai raised his head arrogantly. Then he twisted his buttocks and walked towards the pond.
Zhang Yanping: ...Look at you, you goose. No wonder Goose Girl came from behind, and you have no idea at all. You don’t know what you are hiding under that little yellow hat!
When Dabai passed by the basket on the side, he suddenly lowered his head, and the little yellow hat flashed past, and with lightning speed, he also took away a piece of the broken sweet potato head.
Its wings were spread out, and its buttocks were twisting to create an afterimage. The soles of my feet stepped on the grass, and there was no sound, but I still seemed to be able to hear the clicking sound. Zhang Yanping:...
[Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha]
【Very happy! Realistic and refreshing article]
[A slap in the face by a domineering president is not as refreshing as Dabai and Goose Girl! 】
【What's wrong with the goose? The goose just didn't have enough for afternoon tea]
[The goose, goose, bows its head towards the basket. Big yellow hat on the head, flat mouth talking about potato tubes]
[Good poem, good poem! Good goose, good goose! 】
[Let’s just say, it’s not the underworld’s big brother’s fault for this. How can he be as smart as a gangster like us? 】
【That’s it! The gangster brother hasn't landed yet, but the goose sisters have all boarded up]
[In front of you, you said the gangster has landed, what kind of shore is this?]
The sun gradually dimmed.
It was getting dark near 5 o'clock, and the sweet potatoes from the two acres of land had been dumped into the truck one after another by Qiao Qiao carrying the baskets.
And in the bleak evening breeze, Zhang Yanping's silent and tall figure stood there, as if he was about to have a team battle in all the Young and Dangerous movies...
In short, he was very hurt inside.
As we all know, people tend to go crazy when they are hurt. For example, at this moment, he finally remembered the long-lost business:
"Everyone is happy, right?"
"Then I Let me tell you one more good news - is there anyone in the live broadcast room who loves fishing? ”
"Yes, it's what you think. Fishing bait will be available in the store. As for whether this bait is good or not, to be honest, the price is purely half-sale, half-free. Those who are bold and willing to try it can start."
Live broadcast room:? ? ?
Good guy, you seller is even more caught off guard than Mr. Qiao. If Mr. Qiao Qiao broadcasts live like today, the thing he wants to sell will definitely be sweet potatoes. You...
You are harvesting sweet potatoes here and there, and you are selling fishing bait. What's going on? You can make more money if you can't hit eight poles!
Everyone is gearing up, cutting nets and changing nets, changing tablets to tablets... In short, even if there is just a glimmer of hope, they will be faster than others!
As for fishing or not...
Just kidding, the store finally has new products, who cares whether they are really fishing? Buy first and then talk.
But Zhang Yanping lost face in front of Dabai, and the dignity of the gangster brother had to be exchanged for the pain of others.
So he smiled ferociously: "What, originally there were more than 500 copies tonight, but now it's dark, so we'll only sell 100 copies. The rest will be sold at noon every day."
Live broadcast room:...? ? ?
[Why don’t you listen to what you are saying? 】
【Brother, are you speaking human language? 】
【I just had a fight with my nephew, so I grabbed the tablet in an attempt to increase my competitiveness. Are you telling me that I will only sell 100 copies? 】
【Please, big brother! You are a fool if you don’t earn money! Look at the number of viewers above your head! 】
【There are more than 400,000 viewers! If you sell 100 copies, it’s enough to fill someone’s teeth! 】
However, the gangster brother smiled evilly: "You have also seen that, brother, I am just narrow-minded. Sister Goose doesn't give me face, which makes me uncomfortable. It's not as uncomfortable as others to suffer alone - well, it's on the shelves!"
He I clapped my palms without touching a grain of soil.
……
100 copies in the live broadcast room are not enough to squeeze between teeth. What's more, the bait only costs 39!
Oh my God!
It is said that with nine pieces of bait, you can catch fish nine times. Why is it so affordable for anchors? Could it really be half sale and half free?
As for the effect...please, as long as you have bought things from the Lao Song family, can you still have doubts about this now? And the price is only 39!
It can be seen that the self-domestication of fans has been successful.
As a result, these 100 copies did not even last a second in the live broadcast room. Many people are just stuck for a while, and then they can no longer purchase.
After the barrage went blank for a short time, more and more people who had failed to shop soon came to have fun.
It's strange to say that Qiao Qiao never watches the barrages during live broadcasts, so everyone just posts barrages while asking for sales.
When it comes to Zhang Yanping, he looks so fierce and speaks rudely, but everyone is more open-minded in front of him, and his tricks are more refined.
Now that he has learned skills from the barbarians, Zhang Yanping cannot resist them.
Fortunately, Qiaoqiao has finished her work and returned with a hoe.
Seeing Zhang Yanping staring at the phone, he came over and asked curiously: "Brother, what were you teaching everyone just now?"
Zhang Yanping sighed deeply: "Thirty-six strategies."
"Wow!" Qiao Qiao had heard of such high-end knowledge in the idiom stories told by Teacher Xin, and had never taught it to children.
Now that I hear Zhang Yanping say this, I suddenly feel that he is so amazing!
No.
Zhang Yanping’s inner vicissitudes: I will practice it myself and show it to everyone!
I looked down at the barrage again - very good, everyone was already laughing like crazy.
It doesn’t matter, Zhang Yanping creates everyone equally:
“Qiao Qiao, I think there are quite a lot of sweet potatoes that have been dug up. Let’s pick the big ones back and eat them ourselves. Let’s keep the remaining sweet potato heads and feed the pigs tomorrow.”
If you watch his jokes in the live broadcast, he will also watch the jokes in the live broadcast. Hehehe, you can’t eat it, you can’t eat it, you just can’t eat it.
But Qiaoqiao is very happy:
"Brother Yanping, how did you know that I was going to teach you how to cook pig food? Uncle Xu asked someone to build a shed and stove next to the pig pen. It will be more convenient to cook pig food when the weather gets cold."
< br>He took a deep breath, as if he could already smell the aroma of pig food, and then pointed to the broken basket of sweet potatoes: "Throw the sweet potato heads into the pot and cook them with wheat bran and rice bran. It must be particularly fragrant." ! ”
Zhang Yanping was laughing so hard, Qiao Qiao, a great assist!
He lowered his head and glanced at the barrage, showing a wicked smile:
"Children, have you heard this? Get up tomorrow morning and live broadcast pig food cooking, and also ask everyone to watch it, our family How pitiful the pigs are! Only sweet potatoes can be eaten..."
He was yin and yang, but Qiao Qiao disagreed. At this moment, she counted on her fingers:
"How come there are only sweet potatoes?"
"There are sweet potato vines, wheat bran, rice bran, and mountains. The leftovers, the water hyacinths pulled by the pond, and the pumpkins piled up in the warehouse...it tastes really good when cooked!"
Zhang Yanping Ren. Laughing, I took another look at the barrage that was so dense that I couldn’t see a single line of it, and kindly closed them now——
As expected, only sincerity is the surefire way!
Update one or two, today is a two-in-one chapter.
Why is it almost the middle of the month? My kpi is 120,000 words...
(End of this chapter)