Chapter 225 Black Hole
He Xiaoqian teased the ragdoll cat for a while, and then reluctantly left work.
Ma Lu originally wanted to contact the girl with a single ponytail as soon as possible to tell her that her cat had been found, but because her phone number was not left on her phone and the cat-finding notice was not with her, she had no choice but to give up.
Anyway, he will go home after the store closes. Then he can just take the cat back with him and return it upstairs.
Thinking about this, Malu went to the kitchen to get some hind leg meat from the self-exploding jerboa, intending to give it to Mr. Hairball to pad his belly.
When he returned to the front hall, he found that the cat was missing. It wasn't until he took two more steps toward the door that he saw Mr. Hairball again on a chair.
Different from the gentlemanly elegance when he was outside the door just now, this ragdoll cat is leaning on the back of the chair in a sitting posture like a middle-aged uncle, with one paw still scratching its butt.
"Hey, buddy, are there any cigarettes?"
"No, and smoking is banned in public places across the country now." Malu said.
“I know, don’t be so rigid. There are no other customers at the moment. I haven’t smoked in fucking weeks. Gee, I really miss the days when I smoked smoke in the past... So I said Women just get in the way. By the way, what are you holding?”
"Rat leg meat."
"Ugh, vomit...get it away! Get it away, I don't want to eat rats. Those dirty, dark little things are so disgusting. They are covered with germs. Oh my God, you still have the nerve to accuse me of smoking in public, and you, a restaurant owner, openly feed your customers rat meat. This is so damn perverted, man!"
"This is not this plane! The mouse... is a self-exploding jerboa that I raised myself. You don’t have to worry about hygiene, but if you don’t want to eat it, forget it.”
Ma Lu placed the plate on another table behind him and looked in front of him. The Ragdoll cat said curiously.
“What are you?”
"Stupid question, what else can I be besides a cat when I look like this?" The puppet rolled his eyes.
“But you are not a cat from this universe.”
“That’s true.” The puppet nodded, “One day I woke up and got up and drove as usual. It was supposed to be Monday when I went to work, so I drank a little wine before going out to numb my brain and make it think it was almost Friday, otherwise the next week would be very difficult
“ I drank, well... about a bottle, but it didn't work because my boss called me to ask me how the previous deal went, so I drank another bottle, then turned on the computer and logged on to the recruitment website. , look where new people are still being recruited.
“But most companies only recruit people under 35 years old. Then I drank another bottle, and most likely said some bad things about the government. During this period, I seemed to have called my ex-wife. I don’t remember much... Anyway, after hanging up the phone, I drank another bottle.
"Then my boss called me again and urged me to go to the company, so I drove out and encountered a black hole on the road."
"Black hole?"
"Yes, it's the one in the anime movie That kind of black hole looks pitch black, and then there are some special effects on the outside, and the darkness inside will rotate. If you look at it a few times, you will feel like you will be sucked in.
"That black hole looks very suspicious. , I drove around, but it was very cunning. When I looked back, it quietly ran in front of me, and then I was sucked in by it, and then I came here. "Uh...so the reason you're here is because of the black hole, not because of drunk driving." ”
"Of course, what are you thinking about? I have always driven very steadily. I haven't had any traffic accidents in more than ten years."
"That was...a crack in the plane." Lilim didn't know when He came out of the kitchen and interrupted after hearing this.
“Plane cracks?”
“Yes, the plane is not always stable. There will be plane cracks in every plane, and they will appear once every tens or hundreds of years. , and then some unlucky souls will be sucked into the plane cracks and transported to other planes randomly."
"Oh, where did this villain come from? Did I drink too much again?"
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"She is from Valkina, her name is Lilim, and she is an employee of my restaurant." Malu introduced, "So, you were also a human before traveling through time?"
"No, of course. No, I have always looked like this, whether before or after being sucked into the black hole." Ragdoll Cat said.
"But you mentioned before that you are at work, looking for jobs online, driving, etc... These things have nothing to do with cats."
"Why do you do that? There's this bias, listen, in my world, cats run everything, we build cities, we cultivate farmland, we grow catnip, have you ever heard of catnip plantations?
"In our world? In the history of China, some hairless cats took the lead in building wooden boats that could sail on the sea, and then hunted cats on other continents. They especially liked short-haired cats because those guys were simple-minded and muscular.
“They sent those short-haired cats to catnip plantations, where they worked day and night for the farmers, and then hundreds of years later, the capitalists sent cats like us to cubicles for They act like cows and horses.
“Look, after all this time, nothing has changed. "The Ragdoll spread its hands and said, "But the good news is that alcohol and cigarettes are cheaper now than they were back then, and we also have cat movies to watch, so I guess most of us cats just make do with it. "
"Uh... what about humans? Where are the humans in your plane? ”
“We don’t have humans there. "The Ragdoll Cat said, "But there are some monkeys. Some cats will raise monkeys. I raised one when I was a child. I called him Zhizhi, or Qiqi. Damn, I don't remember... Anyway, I didn't raise one. Not long after, it was taken away by the monkey dealer. "
The ragdoll cat sighed after saying this, "I am also a cat who has read anime and online books. I was actually quite happy after discovering that I traveled through time.
"You know, usually in this situation, we will be given some kind of sacred mission, and we will be worshiped as saviors by the locals. I will also get a gold finger or something, oh, I did have a gold finger.
“But I later discovered that this world is completely different from what I imagined. It is ruled by a group of monkeys, oh sorry...a group of humans, and we cats are just pets.
“And most of the cats in this plane are stupid. They don’t know how to dust, program, play the violin, or make movies. They just play with hairballs on the carpet every day and rub them. It's so disrespectful to expose your trousers and let your belly be touched by humans."
The ragdoll cat complained, "I couldn't believe it when I first came here, but now I can't believe it. Already done better than them”
(End of this chapter)