Chapter 226 Drinks
“Uh, what did you say?”
“I have done better than them now.” The Ragdoll puffed up its chest and said proudly, “You see me The performance outside your restaurant earlier, you can just say it’s cute or not.”
“Yes...it’s quite cute, but I don’t understand,” Ma Lu said, “You don’t mean that you despise it. This behavior."
"It was like this at first, but then I thought about it carefully, isn't this the life I dream of?" The Ragdoll crossed its legs.
"In another dimension, I was a social beast. I was fooled by my stupid boss all year round just to get my salary. I finally made some money and had to pay alimony to my ex-wife on a regular basis. Look at me now. I don't have to do anything. Just stretch your legs and act cute, and there will be a young woman doing a lot of things for me, making money for me to spend.”
“You have fallen, my friend,” Lilim said.
“Whatever you say, my life now is much better than before. I don’t have to do any work. I just squat on the sofa and watch TV every day, or bask in the sun on the balcony. I have a lot of fun on Saturdays and Sundays. Yan will also take me out for outings and introduce me to her little sisters. I have to admit that I am a little attracted to her. Maybe we will get married in the future. "
"I don't want to hurt you, but you just. A cat." Ma Lu said.
“So what, I don’t care that she is a monkey. In fact, recently I have been trying to learn to distinguish the looks of your monkeys, re-establish my aesthetics, and prepare for my second marriage. .
"I can't brag that I have completely mastered the skills in this area, but I have made great progress. My accuracy rate in Hupu Beauty PK has exceeded 90%. The next step is to work hard to develop my physiological response to beautiful women. This is an essential part of a happy marriage.”
“It sounds like a big project.”
“It’s actually not that difficult. Our cat is in heat, even the quilt. I won’t let it go.”
“Well, if you’re living so comfortably, why did you run away from home again?”
Mentioning the anus visible to the naked eye. Tight, "Because I peeked at Xiaoyan's phone and found that she made an appointment for a pet clinic next week and planned to castrate me."
"Wow, this is really..." Lilim exclaimed in surprise.
"This is too much, isn't it? That woman must be crazy! She plans to castrate her fiancé. I like my little brother. We have been together since birth and have always gotten along very well. I You don’t want to lose it, you are also a man, you should understand.” The Ragdoll looked at Malu.
“I can understand why you ran away from home.” Ma Lu said, “Then what are your plans next, to find a new master?”
“I don’t know how to use the master. In this term, I usually call them intermittent companionship type working monkeys. In addition, I don’t plan to find a new one. Thank you, Xiaoyan and I, we just encountered some problems that most couples will encounter. I plan to work with them. She was separated for a while to let her calm down. "When she realizes that it is not right to castrate me, I will give her another chance and come back to her. ”
"Then during this period of calm, are you going to become a stray cat?" Lilim asked.
“No, of course not. I have never been homeless since I was born, not even for a day,” said the Ragdoll Cat. “I met Xiaoyan soon after I came here and lived with her. Together. All in all, I won’t sleep in the green belt of the community like other stray cats, and go to the trash can to eat. That’s too shameful.”
“Then where do you plan to live? ?”
The ragdoll cat looked at Malu, “A pigeon told me before that if I have no place to go recently, I can come to you. It said that you can accept a talking kitten.”
"I really don't have a problem with kittens talking, and I deeply sympathize with your experience, but this is just a restaurant, not a hotel," Ma Lu said. "I have never thought about receiving other guests unless... …”
"Unless what?"
"Unless you are willing to pay me star coins, you can stay here as long as you want."
"I only have 20 cat coins on me. I went out. I take it with me when I go, and plan to buy egg yolks to eat downstairs in the company. My plane is the same as yours, both outside the major league."
"That would be a bit troublesome..." "Why bother, don't kittens in this plane not have to pay?"
"Not all projects can be done without paying."
The Ragdoll pointed at Lilim again, "What about her, why can this little man stay in your store."
< br>"She is an employee here." Malu pondered for a moment and said, "Well, if you are willing to work here, I can also consider taking you in for a while."
"Working?" Hearing These two words made the Ragdoll cat immediately alert.
“What will you do?”
"Playing with fur balls, pooping by yourself, acting cute, posting stickers..."
"I'm talking about your abilities that are different from other cats. What is your core competitiveness?"
>"Talk."
"Besides talking?"
The Ragdoll Cat thought for a while, "I can also drive, smoke, drink, perm my hair, and secretly download movies online."
"Send me a copy of the seeds later." Ma Lu said, "But these are not enough for you to stay. By the way, you said before that you had a golden finger when you traveled through time. What was it?"
< br>The Ragdoll seemed a little reluctant to talk about this topic. Malu asked twice before it slowly said, "I can...produce drinks."
"Produce drinks?" Malu I became interested, "How to produce it."
"Honestly, I don't even know if this is a golden finger." The Ragdoll Cat said, "This ability is so weak that I don't want to use it even once. It's too bad." Lost the cat.”
“It doesn’t matter,” Ma Lu encouraged, “show me a show, I happen to be short of a few drinks.”
"No, forget it. You won't drink it, although it tastes not bad."
Hearing what he said, Malu became more interested. More than one of the previous guests had asked him about it. Are there any drinks here?
Ma Lu has also been seriously considering over the past two days whether to add a freezer and sell some drinks, but he has not decided what to sell.
With the current daily profit of Universe Infinite Canteen, Ma Lu no longer values ordinary drinks, and now his restaurant has slowly established an impression of novelty and deliciousness in the minds of diners, selling ordinary drinks It feels a bit inconsistent with the atmosphere of the store.
So Ma Lu said, "Just do it. I will definitely drink it when it is done, and it must taste really good. From now on, you will be a member of the store."
"Then...Okay." The Ragdoll Cat said reluctantly, "I need a cup."
Ma Lu immediately went to the disinfection cabinet nearby and took out a freshly washed cup and put it on In front of him, "What raw materials do you want? Do you want the kitchen to be handed over to you?"
"No." The Ragdoll cat said to Lilim on the side, "Madam, please step aside."
< br>When Lilim turned around, he took out his penis and sipped it into the cup. He quickly drank half the cup and shook it twice after urinating. Then he put away his penis and rushed to the opposite Malu. Said, "Please use it slowly."
(End of this chapter)