Chapter 531: Driving through the Ring of Fire
“But your hands are more powerful.” Ma Lu said.
"This is a zoo, not the Colosseum, so power is useless." The black bear thought again, "Okay, it's not completely useless. That female bear is in estrus. At least I can keep my innocence."
Thinking of the previous scene, Ma Lu was also a little embarrassed, "I thought it was your relative or something just now."
"Except. King, my relatives and friends are human beings.”
"Okay, wait...you said your relatives and friends are all humans? That means one of your father or mother is a human." Malu took a breath.
"Both of them are humans." Black Bear explained, "The king is my friend and partner, and we worked together in a circus before."
"I understand, so Are there circus performances in your universe?" Malu took another sip of Coke.
"Brother, you and I are on the same plane. I have always been in this plane and have never left."
"…………"
"Let me explain," Ma Lu said, "You are a native of this plane like me. Your parents and all your relatives are humans. You used to work in a circus and had a bear as your partner. So why are you a bear? What?”
“I’m not a bear.” The black bear sighed, “At least I wasn’t a bear before. It was an accident. After I performed that day, I gave the king a bath and said I envied him. , as long as I do performances every day, I can have food and drink, and don’t have to worry about life at all.
“Then I passed out, and when I woke up, I saw that I was riding a unicycle. "
"What? "
"To be precise, the king was riding a unicycle, but he was using my body, and I became what I am now. No, no, I hadn't grown so big at that time, only It's almost half a head tall now.
"You and the king swapped bodies, like in "Your Name"?"
"Yes, but it is a human-bear version, and there is no love element."
The black bear also got himself a bottle of Coke, "This was quite scary at first, especially after I turned into a bear. Because my vocal cords were different, I couldn't speak."
"Everyone in the circus was shocked. Thinking that I was the king, I went to the group leader's office for help. As soon as he saw me, he yelled, called the animal trainer, whipped me, and drove me into the cage.
“I didn’t want to use violence, so I had to go back to the cage and wait until I had the opportunity to explain to the people around me later. But when I went back, I found that the king was already sleeping in it. ”
"Then the guys pulled the sleeping king out and drove me in.
"Seeing other bears sleeping in the cage that was supposed to be his was obviously deeply irritating. king.
“It wandered outside the cage all night, yelling, and scratching the iron fence with its nails. The poor guy, he didn’t realize that he had turned into a human at all, and he scratched his fingernails. It fell and the blood was flowing..." "I could only wait until everyone left, then open the cage, and then we would sleep in another place, but this was obviously not a long-term solution. The next day, someone discovered the king. It was strange, and by the third day, the whole circus knew that I was crazy.
“There was another circus performance in the group that night, because the king and I were not in the best condition. That's right, the circus has canceled our show, but the king, probably attracted to the front stage by the applause and cheers.
"Then it rushed out in front of everyone, used my body and bare buttocks to start crazily getting into the fire ring, stealing the limelight from those monkeys.
"By the way, it is different from those in the circus. The relationship between monkeys has never been very good. Although the group leader calls this healthy competition, you know, he can't see those monkeys being in the limelight.
"After getting through the fire ring, he pedaled a unicycle twice, making music everywhere and asking for money. There must have been thousands of people watching the performance. Now I can no longer suppress my crazy things. Lived.
“After that performance, the group leader sent him to a mental hospital. They wanted him to be treated there, and I later heard that they were giving the poor guy lots of psychotropic drugs every day and even using electrotherapy on him.
“Forcing it to admit that it is a human being, but the problem is that the king is just a bear. If it is fake, no matter how much chlorpromazine, fluoxetine, or alprazolam you feed it, it will not It couldn't become human, poor thing, I heard it died within three months of living there
"They said it couldn't stand the mental torture. They somehow removed the anti-theft net in the middle of the night and jumped from the fourth floor to its death. I later asked someone to go there to have a look and took some photos. Photo, guess what.
“There’s a bike shed down there and it should just want to ride a bike, it’s so cruel and I still can’t forgive those quacks. "
The black bear put the Coke bottle on his mouth, crushed it with his paws, and finished the bottle of Coke in one breath.
"But at that time, I also had my own experience. It was difficult to guarantee that I had no time to care about him. It took me almost two months to convince the leader that I was a human being and had just swapped bodies with the king.
“That bastard comforted me and said he would find a way, but in fact he just wanted to make money from me. He arranged many programs for me, including speedy multiplication calculations and puzzles, and he also planned to let me play with the audience. Blackjack.
"In short, he is ambitious to make me the smartest bear in the world - using this as a gimmick to attract the audience. I saw through his true face, but it was of no use. I have become a king."< br>
“And from then on, he strictly prohibited other colleagues of the circus from approaching me to prevent others from discovering my identity.
“I was very desperate for a time, thinking that I would become the leader of the circus. A money-making machine, until one day an armadillo appeared in front of me. He called himself the city manager and told me that they made a mistake and allowed a very dangerous guy to escape surveillance.
“It is because of that guy that the king and I exchanged bodies. They have controlled that guy, but the king is dead, and the wishes we once made can no longer be solved.”
“It also said that such a thing happened because of its negligence, and that it would compensate me for my losses as much as possible, although these compensations may not be worth mentioning compared to what I lost.
"In short, the guy gave me a large amount of compensation, including RMB and something called star coins, probably hundreds of thousands. I have no idea about that thing.
"It also gave me I was rescued from the circus, my advice was sought and a new job was given to me at the zoo, where I have been playing bear ever since. ”
(End of this chapter)