Chapter 532 Important Things
(Correction, I forgot that Malu is still in his hometown. The previous article has been revised, the location has been changed back to his hometown, and the city manager has also been changed. What I have already read will not affect reading)
“Ah, I remember there was news some time ago, saying that the bear in the park was dressed as a human. He always walked on two legs and had wrinkles on his body, like a leather sheath, and he seemed to be able to cross his legs. Erlang was playing with his smartphone." Ma Lu said.
“I played on my mobile phone because my favorite mobile game was online that day, so I took the opportunity to play for a while. It was a race against time to open the server. I tried my best to turn my back to the tourists, but there was no I thought it was still being photographed," Black Bear said.
“But it doesn’t make sense to say that I am wearing clothes. My body is indeed a real bear. It’s just that I have a little more fat on my body recently, and it just stacks up when I walk.”
"I see," Malu sympathized, "It must be very hard for you to live in the zoo."
"Not at all," Black Bear said, "Working there is not work, and the benefits here are It’s pretty good. I only have to take a walk in the exhibition area and don’t have to do any work.
“I can get to and from get off work on time every day. Food and accommodation are included. There is also someone to take a shower. Medical treatment is free, plus. There's that phase, phase..."
"Phase switcher. "
"Yes, yes, phase switcher. After get off work, I can go back to my cabin, play games, and browse the forum. Well, it's a bit unpleasant not being able to leave the zoo.
"But now that technology is so advanced, I can get VR glasses and I can travel in the cloud. By the way, I bought Apple's VisonPro when it was first released. It is very heavy and fits me perfectly."
"You say that as if It makes sense.”
Black Bear added, “And the zoo is in the city center, and online shopping is also very convenient. I bought something and left it at the security office. I just asked Xiao Lin to bring it to me. If I hadn’t turned into a bear, , I definitely can’t find such a magical job.”
“Xiao Lin, is he the person who brought me to you just now,” Ma Lu asked curiously, “What happened to him?”
< br>"I'm not sure," said the black bear, "He was working in the zoo before I came here. He should be the kind of visitor from another dimension you mentioned, but he doesn't like to talk about things before he came to Earth.< br>
"The city manager introduced us to each other. He said that although I am a native of this universe, I can no longer communicate with other people normally. He was afraid that I would be too lonely, so he let weirdos like him hang out together.
"Xiao Lin is the first and only friend I met after I turned into a bear.
“The main reason is that I can’t leave the zoo like this and walk to the street in a big way.
“So I can also see Xiao Lin. Most of the time he looks like a Ordinary person, but I was wandering around the zoo one night and saw him whispering to a Siamese crocodile in the reptile house. I didn’t know what he was talking about.
“I approached them and they stopped talking. Oh, although I didn’t make many new friends, I joined a lot of groups.
"I quite like diving in the group and watching everyone chatting, so I will pay special attention to news in this area. When I see a new group, I will beg people to pull me in."
"Oh oh oh, you That’s how it appeared in my WeChat group.”
At this point, Ma Lu thought of something again, “You ordered Sakura Custard from me because you wanted to use its transformation effect to become a human again. "?"
"Yeah, yeah." Black Bear nodded.
“But... Sakura Custard’s transformation time is less than 12 hours.”
"Just in time, it won't delay my work tomorrow."
Ma Lu's eyes flashed, "Actually, if you have needs in this regard... we can also sign a long-term contract, and my restaurant can continue to serve You offer Sakura custard, even at a better price."
Black Bear was stunned for a moment, "But I just want to eat a piece."
"Huh?"
The black bear scratched his head with his paws, "Boss Ma, you seem to have misunderstood something. I have no interest in being a human anymore, and I don't want to become a human again, except tonight.
"And I am not a human being tonight because I want to be a human being, but because it is easier for the human body to move outside."
"Okay." Ma Lu failed to sell, and did not care, holding the Sakura custard in his hand Dong handed it over and helped Black Bear tear off the outer insulation film.
The latter opened his mouth wide and swallowed the custard that was only the size of a fist in one gulp.
"How does it taste?" Malu asked.
Black Bear smashed his mouth twice and said honestly, "I ate too fast and didn't pay attention. It should be pretty good. I see everyone in the group said your food is delicious."
After a pause, it He asked again, "When can I transform?"
"Within a quarter of an hour after eating, just imagine what you want to look like." Ma Lu said.
Black Bear touched his chin and fell into deep thought, "It's bad, I forgot what I looked like before."
"Don't you have a photo in your WeChat avatar?"
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"That's right." Black Bear took out his mobile phone, opened WeChat, and took a look, "Oh, I used to be quite handsome, and the king was not bad either. Alas, if he were still alive, he should look like me now."
“…………”
Ma Lu felt a little uncomfortable for a while, so he had to change the topic and asked, “What are you going to do when you go out?”
“ Return the things." Black Bear said.
“Huh?”
"Did you see that sign when you came in from the outside?"
"Which sign says "Tourists are prohibited from entering?"
"No, it's not the one on the iron gate, it's the one in the corridor "
"Please don't feed me randomly if you love me?"
"Yes, that's it, but it's of no use. There are still many people who throw things into the bear mountain, just like humans. In this way, there are many guys who go their own way.”
Black Bear said, "I don't object to this kind of behavior, because I can read. I will look through the packaging of the things they throw in to see if they are produced by regular manufacturers, whether they are expired, and whether there are trans fatty acids.
“If it tastes good, I’ll eat it. If it doesn’t, I’ll throw it aside. The staff will clean it up in the evening.
“There is a little girl who comes to the zoo to see me every week with her mother. Once she brought honey cheese sticks, which tasted very good, and I couldn’t find them online.
"While her mother was on the phone, I leaned over and asked her quietly where she bought it. "
"She said it was a bakery in front of her house, so I asked her to think of a way to get her mother to buy more. ”
"It turned out that she really brought a big bag with her the next time she came, so that I could enjoy it. After that, she would bring honey cheese sticks whenever she came to the park.
"So you understand, between me and her Our relationship is not ordinary. Even during the Chinese New Year, she never forgot to bring me food. As a result, she accidentally left something important with me when she was feeding me this morning.
“I wanted to entrust Xiao Lin to send it to me, but Xiao Lin was unwilling. I happened to see the effect of the food you distributed in the group, and I thought maybe I could go there myself.”
"Just for this?"
"She is my second best friend." The man blinked and said seriously.
(End of this chapter)