Chapter 5 "Is it the one sneaking around, or is it?"
Afternoon, Manhattan.
200 Central Park West.
After solving the house problem and changing their clothes, Lange and the two arrived at their destination.
New York Museum of Natural History!
The front door of the museum is majestic and majestic, with multiple huge stone pillars arranged neatly, giving people a solemn and majestic feeling.
When they entered the museum, a huge conical dome came into view, but Lango's eyes were quickly attracted by a huge animal skeleton at the main entrance.
Is this a dinosaur? !
“Isn’t it spectacular?”
A sweet voice sounded at the right time, and a plump woman wearing a red dress was walking toward them with a smile.
"Rebecca Hardman," the woman politely extended her hand and introduced, "I am the docent of the museum. Do you want me to take you around?"
"Oh~ hello, Rango Winchester."
Lango smiled and shook hands with her, then pointed to Teddy beside him and introduced: "This is Teddy. We are here for an interview with Director McPhee. I heard that night shift security guards are being recruited here."
"interview?"
Rebecca looked a little surprised. The man in front of her was not only wearing a well-made expensive suit, but also had a Vacheron Constantin worth tens of thousands of dollars on his wrist. It turned out that he was here to interview a security guard?
After shrugging, she smiled and replied: "It seems that we are likely to be colleagues in the future. The curator should be in the office right now. I will take you there."
"Then I'll trouble you, ma'am."
Lango smiled and stretched out his hand, ready to let her lead the way, but just as the two were about to walk upstairs, Teddy suddenly pointed at the dinosaur skeleton and asked: "Rebecca, this should be the skeleton of a dinosaur, right? "
"Yes, it's called Stan. Haven't you seen Jurassic Park?"
"Yes, yes, Jurassic Park, which dinosaur is it that sneaks around, or is it the one?" Teddy stretched out his hand and gestured with his teeth and claws.
After seeing this cute scene, Rebecca couldn't help but imitate his appearance, and replied with a smile: "I think it is~ that one."
"Oh!" Teddy said clearly, "That's the one that's inhumane and chases after children and bites them randomly!"
"No, our American one certainly won't!"
"Well, that's true."
Under her guidance, Lango and Teddy soon met the owner of the largest museum in New York, Director McPhee.
A short, fat, but well-dressed middle-aged man.
When Rebecca left after the introduction, Director McPhee looked Lango up and down, and said with a bit of joking: "Are you sure you are here to apply for a security guard and not sent by the council to take over my position as director?"
Lange was startled for a moment, then explained: "I don't know anyone on the council. I just heard that you are short of night security guards here, so I came here."
"Yeah?"
The curator looked at the handsome appearance, strong figure and exquisite clothes of the man opposite him. He touched his chin and shook his head: "OK, it doesn't matter whether I was a model or an actor before, but in my opinion You don’t look like a man who can endure loneliness and work as a security guard.”
Then before Lange could speak, he pointed to the museum outside the window and continued: "38 large and small exhibition halls, more than 32 million specimens and prehistoric artifacts, do you think you can protect them from thieves and robbers? "
"If it's a big one, I'm sorry I can't do anything about it, but if it's an ordinary little thief, I don't think there's any problem, and"
Facing the guy's scrutinizing eyes, Lange smiled calmly, pointed to Teddy beside him and introduced: "In order to prevent me from being unable to watch over alone, I specially brought my assistant with me this time."
He raised a finger and joked: "For only one salary, you can get two loyal security guards. The last time there was such a good deal, as far as I know, it was the black slave trade in the fifteenth century."
"Waterfa??"
The curator was stunned for a moment. The guy in front of him actually dared to make such blatant remarks in front of him.
After calming down, he then asked: "Then what abilities do you two have?"
"Farke!"
Teddy, who had long been offended by the curator's arrogant attitude, scolded directly: "What kind of abilities do you need to be a security guard? Cyclops? Telepathy? Do you want me to conjure three diamond claws from between my fingers for you? have a look?"
"I'm telling you," Teddy jumped directly from the chair to the desk, pointed at the curator's nose and said slowly, "I can make your wife fly with excitement with just one mouth. Does this count as an ability?"
The curator's face changed suddenly, and he stared at the furry fist in front of his eyes. He said solemnly: "No one has ever dared to talk to me like this!" "That's because they are all busy talking about lip reading with your wife!"
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Lango sighed helplessly after hearing this. It seemed that he needed to find a new job.
But just as he was about to leave with Teddy, a voice suddenly came from in front of the desk.
"You're hired!"
The curator took a deep breath and said to them in a deep voice: "You are very talented and passionate. What I need is employees like this instead of the three bucket lists in the security room! The salary is twenty dollars an hour, and they are provided free of charge. Medical and Unemployment Insurance!”
Rango and Teddy looked at each other, and then couldn't help but ask, "Where's the dental insurance?"
"Getout!!!"
A moment later, led by the enthusiastic guide again, Lango came to the security room of the museum and saw the "three bucket lists" mentioned by the curator.
Three old men, two white and one black, looked at the shaky way they walked, as if their heads were not buried in the soil.
"Hey, what'sup! I'm Rango, this is Teddy, we're the new night shift security guards."
Lange reached out to the three of them enthusiastically, but the three old guys didn't show any expression. After glancing at him, they directly cursed: "Mom, are you here to be a security guard or a curator? Take off that damn suit, this is a museum, not an embassy!”
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One of the old white men looked at him and Teddy for a few times, then said with a smile: "You can call me Xisay. Before you came here, I was the security captain here."
He then walked forward and patted Lango's arm. After feeling the steel-hard muscles, he exclaimed: "Oh, oh, what criteria did that guy McPhee use to find you? It seems that he is Can’t wait to get rid of us.”
Lango smiled and said nothing.
At this time, another old black man also came over. After looking at him carefully, he tilted his thick lips and asked, "I heard that guy Kevin mentioned you, do you know how to rap?"
"Rap?"
Lange frowned in confusion. What does this have to do with being a security guard?
He thought for a while and nodded: "I know a little bit."
"Sing a line and let me listen."
".Idon'tknowwhatyouheardaboutme,Butabi*chcan'tgetadollaroutofme"
"Shet, you should be rapping instead of being a security guard!"
After the old black man exclaimed, he leaned into Lango's ear and whispered, "Have you ever slept with a man?"
".No."
"Do you want to?"
"Absolutely not!"
After the old guy walked away a little disappointed, Lange touched the cold sweat on his head.
Why is there not a single normal person in this damn museum!
"Hahaha, don't pay attention to Lango, he is just joking with you."
Xisay smiled and patted Lango on the shoulder and handed him a bunch of keys: "The uniform is in the locker, with a stun gun and a [Security Instruction Manual] in it. I'll leave it to you tonight, young man!" "
Lange was surprised when he heard this: "I will go to work tonight?"
"What else?" Xisai shrugged and said, "There is a senior Cha Cha dance party tonight, and we don't want to miss the opportunity to chat up women."
"That's it." Lange threw the key ring in his hand and nodded politely: "Then I wish you a good time tonight."
After hearing this, Xisay, who had already walked out of the security door, turned back and showed a meaningful smile to Lango.
"Have a good time too."
(End of chapter)