Chapter 6 Wonderful Night at the Museum! ! !
"Hmm~"
At night, in the middle of the empty hall of the museum, Lango leaned on the chair at the service desk, stretched out, and had boredom written all over his face.
He originally planned to explore the secrets of the haunted house he bought tonight, but he didn't expect that he would have to start the job on the day of the interview.
"Hello~Audio audition~"
Teddy's voice broke the silence around him. He held a microphone connected to a speaker and called in the empty hall. His voice echoed in the dome, adding a touch of vividness to the silent night.
Lango, who was also bored to the extreme, played with the stun gun in his hand. The security guard's job was good at everything, but it was just too boring.
What surprised him was that as a security guard in the United States, he could carry a gun without a certificate.
Don't underestimate the Taser stun gun in his hand. This thing is also called an "electric shock gun" in the old American world. It has no bullets and relies on firing charged "darts" to subdue the target. The moment it hits, it can release 50,000 volts. The high-voltage electricity will cause a normal person to lose the ability to move instantly as long as he is hit.
Of course, although it sounds bluffing, this gun is not without its shortcomings. Its shooting distance is only five meters
Turning the stun gun, he glanced at the copper pillar aside and saw himself in the reflection. Although he was wearing a simple The security uniform can't hide his handsomeness and chicness.
"Youtalkingtome?"
Facing his own reflection, Lango imitated Robert De Niro's classic lines with a playful smile on his face.
"Youtalkingtome?"
"Well, I'mtheonlyonehere~"
Teddy, who had seen all this, couldn't help but said helplessly: "Comeon! Man! I really don't understand why you always imitate Robert De Niro every time you pick up a gun."
"Besides Al Pacino and Eastwood, De Niro is my favorite movie star."
Lange said casually, then picked up his belt and stood up and walked towards the toilet.
When passing an exhibition hall, his footsteps suddenly stopped.
"This is."
In front of him were two large glass cabinets like sand tables. Inside were a lot of miniature Roman buildings and hundreds of plastic figures. The leader was a general in armor, looking at the introduction in front of the cabinet. This guy should be Octavian.
In the cabinet next to it is a group of guys wearing suits and work clothes. They are blasting through tunnels and building railways. The introduction says that this is the scene during the development of the western United States.
But what caught his eye was a little plastic man wearing work clothes standing on the locomotive.
Jedi Smith.
I don’t know why, but he always feels an inexplicable sense of familiarity when he sees this guy and the miniature Octavian just now.
Including the ten-meter-long Tyrannosaurus rex skeleton he saw when he first entered the museum, he always felt like he had seen it before somewhere.
"It seems like a movie, but which one is it?"
Shaking his head, Lango touched his chin and entered the bathroom.
The next second, a cry of surprise sounded from inside.
"I remembered it! It's "Night at the Museum"!"
He didn't even have time to buckle his belt and ran out suddenly, shouting as he ran: "Teddy, throw me that "Security Instruction Manual" quickly!"
"What?"
Seeing the panic on his face, Teddy touched his head blankly. When he was about to pick up the instruction manual on the table, a huge black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, accompanied by heavy breathing!
Teddy's body froze instantly, and he slowly turned his head to look behind him.
"Water!!!"
The Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton named Stan in front of the gate was opening his mouth wide towards him, and his sharp fangs shone coldly in the light!
Snap——!
Before he could react, Stan's mouth had closed suddenly!
Lango made a leap and grabbed Teddy by the neck and threw him aside. However, the service desk was not so lucky, and a shocking gap was directly bitten out! On the other side, as soon as Teddy got up from the ground, a group of Indians wearing animal skins appeared in front of him. They were holding stone axes and rushing towards him menacingly.
"Farke!"
He screamed and ran away in the other direction.
The hall of the museum was now in chaos.
In the 18th century, the British musketeers were engaged in a fierce battle with the Hun king and his men; Japanese warriors brandished samurai swords and looked for opponents; a group of barbarians were armed with wooden clubs and smashed anything in sight; knights in armor were riding horses in the hall Run wildly.
There were even roars of beasts upstairs!
What on earth is going on? It was obviously fine a second ago.
Teddy shouted as he ran away: "Rango! Think of a solution! Why are all these specimen sculptures alive!"
"You don't understand even after I tell you!"
At this time, Lange couldn't care less about explaining this. He turned over and rolled to avoid the T-Rex's tail, and then picked up the "Security Instruction Manual" in his hand and hurriedly read it.
"Law No. 1 - Throw the Bones."
"bone?!"
Lange was stunned. Where could he find bones in the middle of the night?
Bang-dang——!
The next second, a bone as thick as his arm and as long as his thigh fell from the air.
Such a coincidence? !
Lango quickly picked up the bones under his feet. Stan, the Tyrannosaurus rex who was rushing towards him, suddenly stopped and stared at the bones in his hand.
Upon seeing this, Lange tentatively flicked the bone to the left, and Stan immediately ran out, rushing towards the bone not far away like a puppy chasing a Frisbee!
After seeing him leave, Lango hurriedly continued to read the manual.
"Article 2 - Close the windows tightly"
He looked up at the museum that was already in a mess and shook his head helplessly. It was too late to close the door now.
"Article 3 - Remember to lock the door to the wildlife exhibition hall"
Wildlife Exhibition Hall.
He quickly recalled the location of the exhibition hall, which should be on the third floor.
"OK!"
He rolled up the manual and stuffed it into his belt, glanced around the messy hall, and said softly: "Lock the door to the animal hall first, and then shut you bunch of taxidermy sculptures in the display window!"
After taking a few deep breaths, Lango took out the motor gun in his hand and prepared to go upstairs. However, as soon as he turned around, a huge black shadow enveloped him!
Stan was biting the bone he just threw out, wagging his tail and running towards him.
Just when Lango was about to run away, the guy suddenly shook his head and threw the bone in front of him again, and lay on the ground with his upper body, sticking out his butt and shaking his tail vigorously
"You want me to play with you ?”
Lango carefully picked up the bones on the ground. At this time, he had discovered that Stan's chest was missing a rib, which was obviously the one in his hand.
It seemed that it had deliberately thrown the bones to itself before.
Lango, who had an idea in his mind, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. He shook the bone in his hand, then looked at the direction, and threw him farther away with all his strength.
Fortunately, the museum was spacious enough, and in the blink of an eye, the bones disappeared from his sight.
Stan, who had been ready to go, immediately ran over happily, swaying his butt and wagging his tail crazily as he ran.
This posture looks like a dog no matter how you look at it!
(End of chapter)