Chapter 65 Beating the Drum and Passing the Flowers
As soon as these words came out, the bustling Gaofu suddenly fell into a deathly silence.
All the demons in the audience stared with wide eyes, looking in disbelief.
They never expected that a demon would be so bold and dare to cause trouble in Gaofu's territory!
Even Mr. Gao, who had always been kind and gentle, couldn't help but look a little stiff.
The monsters who quickly reacted immediately exploded!
In an instant, they were furious, furious, and cursing!
One of them, the demon who calls himself the Dog-headed Military Advisor, fully demonstrated what it means to be a dog-legged person.
“Which wanton beast is talking nonsense here?”
“Get out of here quickly and make amends to Master Gao!”
"Don't come out again! I will tear off your face and peel off your skin, so that you, a talking beast, will be shameless and skinless!"
"My Buddha is merciful."
See you soon. A three-headed figure chanted the name of Buddha.
He slowly walked out from the group of monsters, attracting the attention of many monsters.
His body shape does not look tall, and he even looks particularly thin.
Wearing a gorgeous cassock and holding three different heads, it looks quite magical.
However, such an image can scare people, but not monsters.
Which of the demons from all walks of life here who came to choose a son-in-law is not more scary than this monk?
Among the demons, the most vicious looking prisoner suddenly showed disdain when he saw this.
“Where are you, this little demon, who do you think you are?”
"I haven't spoken yet, but you jumped out to try to flatter me."
"While I'm not angry yet, kowtow to Mr. Gao and admit your mistake."
"Otherwise I'll kill you three times. Pull off all the heads and use them as chamber pots!”
As soon as the prisoner opened his mouth, he provoked the dog-headed military advisor to take advantage of the situation and fan the flames!
"That's right. Recruiting a son-in-law is a top priority for the government. How can we allow you, a bald donkey, to be so presumptuous?"
"You think you're so great after you've grown a few extra heads?!"
For a moment, all the demons' attention was focused on Chen Ye, and they couldn't stop cursing!
For them, this is the best opportunity to please Mr. Gao, the future father-in-law. How could they let it go so easily?
At this time, what's more, he can no longer suppress the ferocity in his heart.
Their mouths are drooling and their claws are rubbing together.
He looked like he wanted to take down this thin-skinned and tender-meat monk on the spot and beat him to his teeth as a sacrifice!
Chen Ye seemed to have expected this situation.
He grinned, his face remained calm, and his smile was kind.
Just the chill in his eyes became more and more serious.
"Master Gao, what do you think?"
Chen Yi didn't pay attention to the demons, but looked at Mr. Gao, who had a stiff expression.
Master Gao squinted his eyes and was shocked.
The expression on its face suddenly softened, and it turned into a sneer.
"Hahaha, what are you talking about, Master Buddha!"
"In fact, I have long felt that this high-level rule has been used for too long and needs to be changed!"< br>
"What the master said now is really enlightening for me."
Master Gao looked like he was deeply convinced, and then he asked tentatively: "I don't know what you have to say, master?"
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As soon as these words came out, the demons in the audience were dumbfounded and speechless!
Mr. Gao, could it be that he took the wrong medicine?
What does it mean that you have long thought that the rules of the Gao family must be changed?
We are speaking for you, why are you still facing a little demon?
Could it be that Mr. Gao likes this tone because he bullies the weak and fears the strong?
The demons from all walks of life have different thoughts, but they are still trying to flatter this old thing.
Had they known this, they should have been more arrogant!
General Yin was even more shocked. Apparently he did not expect that he would recognize this cheap brother so fiercely!
However, there are also some demons who are sensitive and intelligent, and they are vaguely aware of something.
Master Gao suddenly changed his mind at this time. Anyone with a clear eye can see that there must be a big problem!
Obviously, it must not be because of some nonsense. I have long thought that the rules of the Gaofu should be changed. This kind of nonsense reason.
Then there is only one possibility. Could it be that the problem lies with this monk?
Could it be that this little demon, who came to recruit a son-in-law, has some background that the government cannot offend?
The demons looked at each other, secretly guessing.
However, no one could have imagined that Mr. Gao, who seemed quite calm on the surface, had already exploded in his heart!
“What a Buddhist!”
“He is indeed a guy that even my wife is extremely afraid of.”
“He actually got it for me as soon as he came up. Such big trouble”
An imperceptible glimmer of coldness flashed in Mr. Gao's eyes.
But after all, this boy was the master of the Dragon Palace, not to mention the Buddha Mother’s orders.
Master Gao thought about it again and again, but made a wise choice, smashed his teeth and swallowed it in his stomach.
Everything is for the sake of my wife, the plan to become a Buddha...
Chen Biao looked calm and calm, and spoke slowly.
"It would be too boring to just eat and drink." "Even if a starving ghost is reincarnated, it can't compare to the food intake of a poor monk."
When he said this, he also meant. He glanced at the prisoner pointedly.
The prisoner looked evil and his chains crackled.
“It’s better.”
"Let's be more elegant, eat and drink, and pay attention to being happy and contented."
"In my humble opinion, why not have a wedding banquet in this high-ranking mansion, and let's play drums and pass flowers!"
"Oh? Play drums and pass flowers! ?”
Mr. Gao was stunned when he heard this, and nodded in understanding.
"What the master said is very interesting. I wonder how the master is going to beat the drum and pass the flowers?"
Chen Ye grinned and said: "Of course the guest does as he pleases."
"Master Gao likes a son-in-law who can eat and work hard."
"The man who beats the drum and passes the flowers around takes this as his example. Let the gentlemen sit at the table and choose a demon to play the drum while blindfolded. "
"Whoever gets this flower will eat up the steamed buns and leaves as high as a mountain. . ”
“The one who finishes eating will naturally be the next drummer. ”
"If you can't finish it, let Mr. Gao handle it."
Hearing this, Mr. Gao breathed a sigh of relief.
It sounds like this so-called drumming and spreading of flowers seems to be just that, and there is no problem.
It seems that this Buddhist disciple is just trying to make the test more beneficial to him.
Mr. Gao smiled secretly in his heart, and then shouted a few times.
Soon, a group of plump servants followed Chen Ye's request and set up a table full of food.
Seeing this, the demons from all walks of life, although somewhat reluctant, still sat down honestly.
Chen Ye did his part and took the lead in becoming a drummer.
He turned his back to the monsters, tapping the dishes and chopsticks happily.
“Ding, ding, ding”
Soon, piles of steamed buns and vegetable leaves disappeared into the stomachs of the monsters.
One by one, the demons were stretched out and their bellies were stretched out, and they were dragged out by the servants who were overwhelmed.
As for where these demons were dragged, no demons cared.
Gradually, the demons became familiar with them and became more comfortable with them.
The speed of passing flowers gradually becomes faster or slower.
For a moment, it may be like a drop from a leak, or like the sudden bursting of beans, or like a frightened horse galloping wildly, or like a flash of light and darkness.
The sound of the drum is slow, and the flowers are spread slowly. The drum is quick, and the flowers are spread quickly.
In this situation, who would have thought that a group of monsters could sit down and play happily, beating drums and passing flowers?
As the food gradually decreased, only the remains of cups and plates were left on the table, a mess.
Chen Ye was deliberately targeted because he provoked public anger, and he also ate to his heart's content.
He was quite happy with this, and was quite satisfied that his shortcomings had been replenished.
Seeing this man, Mr. Gao seemed to be having fun, so he rubbed his hands and came to Chen Hao.
It smiled and was about to ask to stop.
Unexpectedly, Chen Biao picked up the chopsticks again.
He tapped the edge of the bowl slowly, making a clanging sound.
"Master, the banquet is over, what do you mean?"
Chen Biao kept moving his hands and his tone was still unhurried.
“Alas, the poor monk thought about it and felt that although Gaofu cuisine is good, it lacks the fishy meat and is a bit tasteless.”
“Besides, there is only one rule in the game. A little boring..."
After he finished speaking, the Buddha head on his neck showed a strange smile.
Master Gao suddenly felt bad and opened his mouth.
However, before it could say anything, it was frightened by the next scene and choked back.
I saw Chen Ye grabbing the Buddha head on his left side and pulling it down with all his strength!
In an instant, plasma splashed out!
The head of the broken Buddha is covered in blood and looks quite scary.
His mouth opened and closed, and bursts of Sanskrit sounds floated slowly
Chen Ye's expression was distorted due to severe pain, and his face looked ferocious.
But he still smiled and threw the Buddha's head casually.
The Buddha's head was impartial and fell right into the arms of a demon who was already stunned.
“Everyone, the next time I beat the drum and spread flowers, I will use the head of a poor monk.”
"If you are even a moment too late, you gentlemen should be careful with your heads..."
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