Chapter 66 Really knows how to play
“Ding! Ding! Ding!”
Chen Bao tapped the bowls and chopsticks, and the rhythm became more and more urgent.
The previous relaxed and happy atmosphere was suddenly gone.
The speed at which the Buddha who broke the precepts recited Sanskrit sounds became faster and faster.
The slightly dull and frightened little demon held the head of the Buddha in his hands.
Just as he was about to throw it away, a sharp pain like a needle prick came in his mind!
In an instant, it had an inexplicable urge to disembowel itself, cut off its head, and offer it up in order to seek relief!
“Ah——!”
The little demon suddenly let out a hysterical scream.
It shook like chaff and quickly threw the Buddha's head to the next demon!
Seeing this, the surrounding monsters would not continue to play with this crazy monk!
They stood up one after another and wanted to leave.
However, under the influence of Sanskrit sounds, they unexpectedly sat back down again and were forced to join in this "beating drums and spreading flowers".
Chen Bao’s smile became more and more wanton, until he laughed out loud!
The chopsticks in his hand struck faster and faster, causing the dishes to break and porcelain slag to fly!
Plasma gushes out from the broken neck of his neck, which is as big as a bowl, making his face pale and his eyes full of madness.
As the saying goes:
The devil eats the dregs while smiling, it is impossible to violate destiny and cannot avoid it.
A decapitated hand plays a drum to pass flowers, neither a ghost nor a god, like a madman.
finally!
The last piece of the porcelain bowl in front of Chen Ye turned into powder, and the knocking sound stopped abruptly!
The eyes of all the monsters on the table were focused on the dog-headed military advisor who looked a little blue.
The Sanskrit sounds stopped, and the dog-headed military advisor held the Buddha's head with trembling hands.
It wanted to throw this ghost thing away, but its hands refused to obey its orders. It firmly grasped the Buddha's head and could not loosen it even half an inch.
The dog-headed military advisor who had screamed the loudest before had fear written all over his face now.
"Donor, why don't you feed the Buddha with your body?"
The Buddha's head spoke human words and asked in reply.
As soon as the words fell, the dog-headed military advisor's fear disappeared and his face showed fanaticism.
It took the initiative to disembowel, take out the heart and lungs, and feed the Buddha's head with great piety.
The Buddha who broke the precepts had a greedy look on his face, chewing each bite slowly, looking quite enjoying himself.
Until all the internal organs are empty, a good dog head rolls down the table.
It’s eyes are wide open, staring at the monsters, as if saying that you are next!
When the demons saw this, they were terrified and the atmosphere was depressing and almost suffocating.
The prisoner looked fearful, and the chains that had been crackling now calmed down.
"This little demon looks so thin, how can he have such evil abilities?"
"What is the origin of this guy..."
At the same time, General Yin also felt a wave of panic running down his spine. It's so cold that I can't hide the fear in my heart.
"This crazy monk did exactly what I promised, which is not the same thing!"
"He clearly promised to help me recruit a son-in-law and show off his power."
"Now that something like this has happened, it's life-threatening, life-threatening!"
"You really shouldn't believe this lunatic!"
General Yin felt regretful, fearing that he would be implicated by this crazy monk. .
But now, it's too late.
Previously, many demons noticed that it was hanging out with this crazy monk and whispering to him.
In this situation, it was forced to board the pirate ship and could only pray that the crazy monk was strong enough to suppress these monsters.
The smile on Chen Ye's face became more and more crazy and twisted.
"Hey, Long Zi really knows how to play!"
Long Jun was full of praise and was so happy that only Chen Bao could hear his voice.
“This is the first time in so many years that I have seen that old thief bald and willing to listen to what others have to say.”
"Look! These timid things are all afraid of you!"
"Since we are dragons, this is what we should be like, hahaha!"
"Shut up!"< br>
Chen Ye's tone was not good, and he didn't want to listen to this nonsense from Lord Long.
One by one, they all have bad intentions and want to influence him subtly.
Crunch, crunch.
The sound of flesh and blood slowly sounded.
Chen Ye's face was pale, and the place where his severed head was severed was extremely itchy.
His connection with the Buddha who broke the precepts did not disappear with the beheading.
"Sure enough."
He squinted, not paying much attention to it.
Obviously, beheading alone is not enough to eliminate the hidden danger of breaking the precepts.
Perhaps it was for this reason that the Buddha who broke the precepts cooperated with him and put on such a play.
However, this trial was not fruitless.
At least let him know that as long as he does not leave Gao Laozhuang, the Buddha who breaks the precepts will be much more peaceful than he imagined.
Now it seems that Gao Laozhuang has a lot to do with the Buddha who broke the precepts.
"Master, now that I have eaten this meat, I have played enough games, and I have to continue to recruit a son-in-law." "So. After playing for a while, I wonder if you enjoyed it?”
Master Gao forced a smile, but there was anger in his tone.
There is a stench all around
Chen Yi came back from his thoughts and glanced at the red damask flying around.
The goal has been achieved, and the behavior of testing the bottom line has almost been done.
Even so, there is no need to push this old pig monster too hard now.
Thinking of this, Chen Biao borrowed the donkey from the slope and showed a satisfied smile.
He stood up slowly, took back the Buddha's head, and placed it on his neck again.
As the flesh and blood squirmed, the Buddha's head grew back intact.
The Buddha who broke the precepts still had some unfinished thoughts, so he chirped a few times.
"Is this right? How can a banquet be without meat and fish!"
"The poor monk had a great time, but he ignored Master Gao for a while."
"Master Gao It’s better to quickly instruct your servants to prepare for the next test.”
"But don't make it too boring like this time."
Chen Ye was rude in his words.
In fact, he even urged Mr. Gao on and off, as if he was superior.
"Easy to say, easy to say"
Mr. Gao coughed a few times and put a kind smile on his face again.
"You gentlemen, please come with me."
At this moment, the demons who were frightened by Chen Bao finally recovered.
All of a sudden, everyone exploded!
"I'm not going! I'm not going! Who wants to be with this madman!"
"This crazy monk has just killed demons unscrupulously, and I don't know what trouble he's going to make next. ! ”
"The crazy monk behaves like this, but the government doesn't care. How dare we continue to participate in the recruitment of a son-in-law!"
"Even so, I didn't say anything in advance. We might lose our lives in recruiting a son-in-law. Let's go, let's go." Come on!”
A group of strange monsters shouted and turned to leave.
Although Miss Gao is good, she still has to live with it!
“Hmph!”
Mr. Gao snorted coldly, narrowed his eyes, and his tone was no longer kind.
"Don't you want to eat for free?"
"After eating the food of my Gaofu, you don't come and leave whenever you want."
This is a statement. When he came out, those demons who were already extremely dissatisfied suddenly became furious.
"What Mr. Gao said is to force us to stay!"
Several demons looked unkind, and their previous flattery was in vain.
Chen Hao looked on with cold eyes, feeling a little funny.
These monsters looked like a bitch before, but now they are more ferocious than anyone else after they broke up with each other.
A group of people who bully the weak and fear the strong, and act according to the wind.
Master Gao did not rush, he put his hands together and spoke piously.
"Blessed by Mother Mochili."
Hoo!
A foul-smelling wind suddenly blew by.
Red damasks are flying around and lanterns are swaying.
Immediately afterwards, those monsters suddenly looked frightened!
The next moment, their bodies softened and rolled on the ground, turning into several bloated, fat and dirty pigs.
Seeing this scene, the demons, who had been so angry just now, suddenly shrank their pupils and fell silent.
"The food in my Gaofu is reserved for the talents to prepare, not wasted on useless waste."
"You gentlemen, please follow me."
Master Gao was still very polite, but anyone could hear the strong threat.
Seeing this, how could all the monsters dare to say anything?
They had no choice but to move reluctantly and follow behind Mr. Gao.
General Yin among the demons, his face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and his heart was filled with regret.
“If I had known this, I shouldn’t have taken advantage of the situation and come to Gaolaozhuang to participate in recruiting a son-in-law!”
“It’s just that I broke up two brothers along the way, and now I’m trying to match myself. Go in.”
"And that toad, you shouldn't believe its lies!"
General Yin thought of this, seemed to have thought of something, and there was a trace of doubt in his eyes.
It scanned the demons, but could not find the toad spirit.
“Weird thing! Where did that toad go? Why haven’t we seen it yet?”
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