Chapter 181 Weight Loss
After having fun for two days over the weekend, he didn’t have much energy to go to work on Monday. Kang Qirui originally planned to sort out past lesson plans. He planned to hire a master’s tutor for the next academic year. It was time to advance Start preparing. Past teaching plan materials are an important factor reflecting his academic level.
But he couldn't keep up his energy today, and he only compiled two lesson plans until after get off work time. He shook his head, said hello to other colleagues and went home from get off work. He would take a good rest at night before continuing tomorrow.
It was only seven o'clock after dinner when they got home. Mother and daughter Zhu Wanling and Master Zhu took Siqi to the bathroom to give her a bath. Kang Qirui originally wanted to help, but Siqi saw When he gets older, he always wants to lean on him and play with him, which makes him unable to take a bath. Kang Qirui was kicked out by Master Zhu, and he had to go to the living room to watch TV with Lao Dou's mother.
"You came back so early?" As soon as Kang Qirui came to the living room and sat down, he saw the second brother and second sister-in-law and the boss Guang Xianglan came back together, so he asked. Tea restaurants usually close after 11 p.m. Usually the second boss and the boss just take turns to visit the shop and usually don't come back at the same time.
"If you come back later, your life will be lost." The second guy looked tired and smelled of alcohol.
After he sat down on the chair, he continued: "The boss used to have a coworker named Amao. He said that he would go abroad to make cakes. Before going abroad, he and the boss would have a farewell party and come to our restaurant. If you’re drinking with the boss and his wife, of course I have to have a drink with you, otherwise it would be rude.”
“I’ve been drinking with you all night. I went out to play two days ago, but today is already tiring. Oh no, we came back quickly after they left. We were really unsure.”
The boss just touched his belly and said, “This is the first time that I feel so tired when I eat and drink with someone. It’s time to watch TV and have a good rest.” As soon as he sat down, he said “uh”. It was obvious that he was too full. Pandan brought him a cushion to lean on his back and he felt comfortable. Some.
"Big brother, act like you are practicing martial arts." Kang Qirui smiled when he saw the big brother Guang's sitting posture.
Tiantuo, who came out to watch TV after finishing his homework, also joked: "There is a fat N in our class. He is very fat. When he sits down, his belly hangs out. It's very unfortunate. Are you the same, uncle?"
"What the hell, I ate too much tonight and drank beer to bloat my belly." The boss said hard and refused to admit that he was fat.
"Why are you full? Are you full?" The second guy turned away from the boss and said to Kang Qirui: "Arui, do you know? Our boss is really embarrassed tonight."< br>
Kang Qirui was curious and asked: "Really? Let's talk about it."
The boss Guang quickly stopped the second brother from talking, and said that the second brother was You talk nonsense when you are drunk. The second brother didn't want to say anything at first, but he was aroused by these words, and he said directly: "Our boss has been made fun of as a joke tonight. What is the name of the boss who got it?"
The second guy recalled for a moment, patted his thigh and said, "Postpartum body shape syndrome, and this postpartum body shape syndrome was transmitted to him from his sister-in-law."
"You are listening to their nonsense." The boss said. I have no other skills, but my ability to speak hard is top-notch. "I used to have thin hands, but now this is normal. This is called strong."
Huh? ? ? ?
Is this called robust?
The second brother walked up to the big brother Guang and lifted up his clothes, revealing the big man Guang’s white and fat belly, "Everyone in the audience, look at the container tires!"
The boss just knocked off the second brother's hand and was about to cover his ears when Xianglan gave him a heavy blow, "Husband, we often face you and you may not feel it. Your friend hasn't seen you for a long time." "That makes sense." She pointed at the boss's bare belly and smiled.
“Let’s talk about it. Last week I went shopping with my boss. When we walked to the door, the alarm bell at the door dinged. The alarm bell was broken.” Azu He also joined in making fun of the big guy Guang, "Then two security guards stared at the big guy's belly. Of course I thought it was strange. Now I understand, it turns out that the big guy's belly is as big as His image doesn’t match, people think he steals things without paying for them.”
Hahahahaha everyone burst into laughter, and the boss’s face turned red.
After everyone had finished laughing, Lao Dou also broke the news: "When I passed by the family planning office after drinking tea today, Sister Hua pulled me to chat and kept asking about A Guang and what newspapers he said. It says that men can give birth to children. I wonder if you are suspicious of A Guang? "
The boss Guang was angry, stood up and wanted to go back to the room. Lao Dou seemed not to have seen the expression on the boss Guang's face, and continued: "Ah Guang, you are kind enough to lose weight."
"Isn't it? Dad, do I need to lose weight for my figure?" The boss Guangya seemed to really feel that he was not fat at all. By this time, Zhu Wanling and Master Zhu had already bathed Siqi. Zhu Wanling carried the child back to the room, while Master Zhu walked to the living room.
Just when I heard what Big Brother Guang said, I laughed out loud and said, "Isn't it A Guang? You don't need to lose weight for your big belly?"
Big Brother Guang ignored Zhu Shi Nai, rejected her chat request. He walked straight back to the room to find clothes and took a shower. After a while, he shouted to Xianglan from the room. When Xianglan heard the voice, she quickly returned to the room and asked, "What's wrong?"
" Where's the pair of trousers I wore when I got married? "Why can't I find them?" asked the boss while looking through the wardrobe.
Xiang Lan pushed him away gently and took out a pair of pants from the closet, "Isn't this the case? You didn't even see it in front of you? Are you drunk?" she said angrily.
"How could it be this pair? I compared them just now and they didn't fit. They were from a long time ago." The boss Guang said with certainty, "The pants I bought in the same batch at that time all fit well. This pair definitely doesn't fit." "
Xianglan rolled her eyes and said helplessly: "What do you think? I have changed your pants twice. When you first got married, you wore size 32. How long ago did I change you to a 34 size? At the beginning of the year, I changed it to a 36 size. I think you will be wearing a 38 size in a month." "But it's okay. Didn't you just say that you were too thin? Isn't it just right to go up 2 sizes?" Xianglan deliberately teased Daguang.
"Yes, am I very fat now?" The boss just took a pair of other pants and other changes of clothes and went to take a shower. When he took a shower, he took a good look at his figure and realized that he seemed to be a little fat. He couldn't even see his toes when he looked down from above.
Coming back from the shower, he looked at Xianglan’s figure, rolled his eyes, and said, “Hey, I remember that Achan’s belly still felt like she was pregnant for at least three years after she gave birth to Tianxiu. Like a baby. Why did Siyu recover so quickly after giving birth? My wife, why do you seem to have never given birth?”
"This is the secret of us women. Why do you ask so many questions?" Xianglan probably guessed what the boss Guang was thinking. She just teased her deliberately, "Oh? You took a bath and your mind is clear. You want to lose weight?" Really? I’m afraid you don’t have the perseverance!”
The boss didn’t say anything, neither did he admit it, but he didn’t deny it either.
Xiang Lan took out a piece of soap and handed it to him, "Now, I'll give this to you."
"What is this?" Boss Guang asked doubtfully.
“Don’t you want to lose weight?” Xianglan stuffed it into the boss Guang’s hand and said, “Wanling’s figure has not changed at all after giving birth to Siqi. My second sister-in-law and I will go ask her for advice. , she recommended this to us, saying that it is used in all their hospitals. Once I used it, it was really effective. You also said that I felt like I had not given birth.”
"I don't need it anyway, so I'll give this to you."
The boss was about to accept it, but after thinking about it, he gave it back to Xianglan and said harshly: "I have to lose weight for a figure like mine. ? If I want to lose weight, everyone in the world will lose weight.” ." She packed it in a bag and threw it into the kitchen trash can.
The boss just waited for a while, and while Xianglan was coaxing Tianyou to sleep, he excused himself to go to the toilet, ran to the kitchen, picked up the soap that Xianglan had just thrown away, and hid it.
The next day when the second brother went to work in a tea restaurant with him, he lied to the second brother that he had to go to the mall to buy milk powder for Tianyou and asked the second brother to drop him off at the entrance of the mall and let the second brother go first. Go back and open the file.
He took the piece of soap he picked up last night and walked into a soap shop in the mall, comparing the pieces one by one. The salesperson in the store saw his appearance and stepped forward and asked: "Sir, what type of soap are you looking for?"
"Can you see if there is such a soap?" The boss Guang said. Hand the soap in your hand to the salesperson.
The salesman didn't answer, just looked at it, and then asked politely: "Do you want this color, or what effect do you want?"
The boss just scratched his head. He whispered slightly embarrassed: "That's right, is there anything that can help you lose weight?"
The salesman nodded and took out several types of soap on the counter, "We have many kinds of weight loss soap here. , such as this ob3, this slimming, this cell slimming. Which one do you think is suitable? ”
The boss just pointed at the remains of the soap he brought and said, "I don't understand this either. Anyway, I just want this pink weight loss soap."
"Pink." The salesman said among many weight loss soaps. She picked out a piece of soap and said, "That's the waist and abdomen slimming one. It's specially designed to reduce belly fat. It's very suitable for you, sir." Her eyes glanced at the boss' bare belly.
"Then I want this. Please help me get five pieces." The boss bought five pieces of soap in one go. After coming out of the mall, he didn't go back to the tea restaurant and went directly back to Kang's house. I opened a bar of soap and went to the bathroom to take a shower.
Kang Qirui only had classes in the afternoon today, so she didn’t come out of the room to go to work until 10:30. When he passed by the living room, he saw the boss standing in the living room with half of his clothes lifted up and looking at his belly, mumbling something.
He asked curiously: "Boss, what are you doing?" He remembered Lao Dou's joke yesterday and added, "Prenatal education?"
"You're just talking about prenatal education, what are you talking about?" Boss Guang looked helpless.
"Then why are you talking to your belly?" Kang Qirui couldn't understand.
The boss just put down his clothes. He originally wanted to see if taking a bath would have any effect, but he didn't want to admit that he was losing weight. He said stiffly: "My belly, appreciate it." Can’t you do it for a while?”
(End of this chapter)