Chapter 182 The extremely thin second guy
"Boss, are you okay? People with eight-pack abs just say I admire you. What do you appreciate about this piece of fat pork?" Kang Qirui felt that the boss was too light. It's weird today. Are you here admiring your belly in broad daylight without going to school?
"What are you doing? Are you jealous?" The boss patted his belly and said, "Do you have it? Are you so fair? I'm too lazy to tell you, I'll reply Work at the tea restaurant." He walked out of Kang's house with a proud look on his face.
Kang Qirui shook his head and went out to work.
In the next few days, Kang Qirui found that the eldest brother Guang and the second brother had become very diligent in taking baths. They washed once before going out in the morning, once when they came back in the evening, and again before going to bed. It's December now. Although December in Guangfu is not very cold, it is still winter after all. Taking three baths a day is too exaggerated, right?
Kang Qirui asked them separately, and the second brother honestly said that his second sister-in-law had bought him a lot of whitening soap before, so he wanted to make himself whiter in the winter, or else wait until the sun shines tomorrow and then he will really became black. But the boss Guang hesitated, sometimes saying he was tired and sometimes greasy with sweat
That night, everyone was watching TV in the living room.
"Wow, this yellow and green doctor is so bad. Guodong is in a bad situation this time. He may not be able to save his foot." Zhu Wanling has been a nurse for ten years and hates the bad doctors on TV very much. She said angrily In a nutshell.
The drama they are watching is TVB's "The Negotiator". It is about the male protagonist Guodong accidentally falling off a building and breaking his thigh. He cannot accept spending the rest of his life in a wheelchair. He credulously believes in the so-called miracle doctor and accepts After receiving herbal acupuncture, the wound became infected with bacteria. After being sent to the hospital, he needed to undergo surgery as soon as possible, fearing that his thigh would have to be removed.
Not only Zhu Wanling, but also everyone else became very nervous and worried when they saw this scene.
"Hey, hey, hey, what's going on with you guys? What are you worried about? Guodong is the protagonist, how could it not be cured?" Kang Qirui shook his head, feeling that everyone was watching the drama too much.
The second sister-in-law disagreed. She said: "Yang Guang is also the protagonist. It is normal for one of the two protagonists to lose a leg or die directly. There is still another protagonist anyway."
"Well" I can only say that the second sister-in-law has her own reasons, and Kang Qirui can't refute her. When he was thinking about how to respond to his second sister-in-law's words, the boss Guang came to the living room and walked around in front of the TV.
"Boss, don't walk around, blocking us from watching TV. Find a seat and sit down." Kang Qirui said unhappily.
“Don’t you think I’m any different today?” Boss Guang stopped and asked.
What's the difference? Kang Qirui looked at Da Laoguang from head to toe. He was wearing an ordinary middle-aged shirt, ordinary trousers, and a pair of slippers. They were no different from usual. If I have to say it, the size of the pants is obviously wrong.
He shook his head and said with high EQ that he didn't know, while Tianxiu said straightforwardly (with low EQ): "Uncle, aren't you afraid of being laughed at when you dress like this?"
The boss was stunned. He felt that he had lost a lot of weight in the past few days and dressed so handsomely. How could he be laughed at? He asked in confusion: "What are you laughing at?"
"These pants obviously don't match you, and the belt is not even fastened." Tianxiu said with a smile, and Kang Qirui couldn't hold himself tight beside him. , laughed together.
The boss Guang said angrily: "You two don't know what your eyes are like, Azu, you are the most discerning." The boss just stared at Azu who didn't say anything during the whole process, and he just sat down next to Azu. In the middle of the meeting with Tianxiu, he asked: "Do you see any difference?"
"What's the difference?" Azu said with a smile: "It's indeed different. I felt that the sofa had dropped significantly, and also, it pushed me aside."
Azu said, big Lao Guang changed his expression several times, "I'm so angry when I tell you."
"Hahaha, just kidding, you actually look pretty good-looking in trousers." Azu's words made the boss angry Guang laughed again, but he stopped laughing soon. He only heard Azu continue: "But no matter how handsome you are, you have to go back to the room."
"Why should I go back to the room?" The boss was confused.
Azu picked up a button from the ground with a smile and handed it to Daguang Guang, "Boss, if you are so kind, please don't embarrass yourself." It turned out that the button on Daguang Guang's trousers had burst. He held up his pants and ran back to the room in embarrassment.
Hahahahahaha. Everyone suddenly forgot about the tragedy of the TV series and laughed so much that their stomachs hurt.
After the boss returned to the room and put on his pajamas, he took out a ruler and measured his waist. "Why is it still 38?" He frowned. "Husband, you should lose weight as others say." Xianglan just opened the door and came in.
“It’s being reduced.” The boss sat down on the bed naked and said depressedly, “I’ll tell you the truth, you must not tell others, it’s reduced. Let’s talk about it again, otherwise people will laugh till their faces turn yellow if they don’t lose weight.”
He took out the weight loss soap he secretly bought from the drawer, “I have been using the weight loss soap you mentioned last time. , I have already used three pieces. Didn’t you say that I can lose weight by using this soap?”
"Haha, why are you always taking a shower recently?" Xianglan smiled first, and then continued: "I did use this to lose weight. How did you use it? Did you read the instructions clearly?"
"Explanation?" The boss Guang Ran frowned, "Isn't this just a bath? How else to explain?"
"You can see for yourself." Xianglan pointed to the back of the packaging box and wrote Instructions for use, "When you wash, just wash it specifically. Rub it vigorously for a few minutes until it feels warm. It doesn't mean that you can just take a bath like usual."
大Lao Guang nodded and thought for a while, "Then I'll take another shower." He picked up the soap and walked to the bathroom.
Kang Qirui watched half an episode of TV and took advantage of the commercial break to think about going to the bathroom. But he saw the second brother standing at the door of the bathroom waiting, "Second brother, what are you standing here for? If there is someone inside, just go to the other one." After the Kang family's Xiguan mansion was renovated, there were three bathrooms, so why wait?
"My soap is in here. The other two bathrooms are filled with shower gel. After using it, my whole body will feel slippery and not comfortable at all." The second guy looked disgusted.
While they were talking, someone came out of the bathroom. Both of them were dumbfounded, "No, boss, didn't you take a bath at night? You took it twice a night? Is there something wrong with you?"
"You are the only one with the problem." Boss Guang replied, and then said to Kang Qirui: "You don't know, I rubbed all over my body today, and it made my whole body hot." He also turned on the fan in the dining room as he spoke .
"Wow, wow, wow." The second guy was blown back by the fan. He blocked the wind with his hand and said, "Why are you turning on the fan on a cold day? Do you want to harm others?"
Kang Qirui came out of the toilet after going to the toilet. When he saw this scene, he sighed: "Young man, aren't you? It's so light that the fan can blow you away. If there is a typhoon or something in the summer, you must not go out. Otherwise, I won’t know where to find you if you get blown away.”
"You're crazy." The second guy rolled his eyes and walked into the bathroom to take a shower. After taking a shower, he angrily called his second sister-in-law, who was watching TV, back to the room.
"Did you pack the wrong pants? How could these pants be mine?" He walked back to the room, holding up his pants, and complained after closing the door.
The second sister-in-law didn't like him either. She was scolded even though she was watching TV, and she choked: "It's not yours, is it your old sinner's?"
" The pants are size 28. Whose pants are they?" The second sister-in-law opened the size label on the second guy's pants.
"28?" The second guy was immediately stunned. He looked at the pants that were loose enough to fit a fist in, "Then how much should I wear now?"
"Have I lost a lot of weight recently?"
The second sister-in-law shook her head, she naturally had no feelings about what she said day and night. The second guy asked him to bring him a scale. The second guy stood up and his weight was "44.5" displayed on the scale.
A little trivia: Foot-operated electronic scales and foot-operated electronic fat measuring instruments were both invented in the 1990s.
"Huh? It's only 89 pounds?" The second sister-in-law was shocked. She stood up and tried it herself. She became even more worried when she found that the scale was not broken. She cried and persuaded her to get up tomorrow. She went to the hospital to see a doctor. She felt that the second brother must be suffering from some disease because he suddenly lost so much weight.
"Which doctor should I see? You are suspicious." Although the second brother was also panicked, he did not want to go to the hospital. He feels that if he goes to the hospital, there is half a chance that something will happen. If he doesn't go to the hospital, he will be 100% fine. Yeah, very Ah Q spirit.
"Are you going? If you don't go, I will call the grandparents and ask them to escort you." The second sister-in-law had no choice but to directly use the big move, and the second brother immediately gave up. He didn't want the second elder to do anything. Worry about yourself when you are not sure.
(End of this chapter)