"Oh my God, husband, our house has been ransacked?"
On the night of New Year's Day in 2005, when Xianglan returned to the room after taking a shower, she found that many things in the room had been sealed. Surprised and a little confused, I asked the boss Guang who was applying the seal.
"What? I told you by spitting." The boss kept moving his bare hands and said that it was unlucky to dislike Pandan. "Why are there so many seals if it's not a house raid?" Xianglan still didn't understand what he was doing.
"What kind of seal is it?" The boss stopped what he was doing, turned around and said to Xianglan, "This is the label. I plan to replace all the furniture."
Xianglan She was shocked again, and after a moment she said: "Huh? You don't need to replace the whole house, right? We don't have that much money."
"Hahaha, you don't know this, right? You don't have to pay for it yourself." The boss just talked about his plan, "The supermarket at the corner of the street held some kind of 'New Year's Day Happy Exchange, Score Every Day' activity, saying If you buy something there, if you say that you are the 1,000th customer of the day, you will be free of charge. There are so many things, you can just bring them home, and you don’t have to pay a penny. How great is that? "
"As long as you are the 1,000th, you can buy anything for free?" Xianglan was shocked for the third time tonight. She saw the boss just nodded and walked out. Lao Guang quickly grabbed her and asked: "Honey, where are you going?"
"Tell your family, there is strength in numbers." Xianglan was thinking about the previous incident of buying a big house in Xiguan. I was a little unhappy, so I thought of sharing the news with everyone, which can be considered as a way to take the initiative to seek peace with each other.
But the boss Guang shook his head and closed the door to prevent Xianglan from going out. Xianglan frowned and asked: "What's wrong?" The boss pressed her down on the bed and said: "I finally seized this opportunity. There is only one in the thousandth place. This time I have to act alone no matter what."
Xianglan hesitated for a moment, then said: "We are all members of the family, so it would be inappropriate not to say anything, right?"
"What's wrong? Do you think they'll think of us if they're doing something good? Let's do it like this." The boss insisted, waving his hands impatiently and saying, "Go to bed early tonight. We won't open the stall tomorrow. We'll just go and do the cleaning." "
Seeing that Xianglan refused to sleep and became sulky, he compromised after a while and said: "Okay, okay, I will try to get as much as possible when I go to sweep the goods tomorrow, and I will give some to each person when I come back. Okay? Go to sleep." Xianglan reluctantly agreed.
On the morning of the 2nd, the second brother and the second sister-in-law took Tiantu Siyu’s family of four to drive to Taotaoju for morning tea. While waiting for the traffic light at the intersection, Siyu suddenly pointed out the car window and said: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, mother-in-law." Ah, what are they doing? "
The second brother and the second sister-in-law looked out in the direction of Siyu's finger, and saw the boss Guang and Xianglan standing at the door of the supermarket, holding pens and papers in their hands. Know what you are remembering. "What are you doing?" The second guy muttered, and then he saw the green light and drove away without paying attention to them.
It was already past 12 noon when they came back from drinking tea. When the second brother drove past the intersection, he found that the big brother Guang and Xianglan were still standing at the entrance of the supermarket, taking paper and pen and not knowing what to write down. He frowned and then parked the car on the side of the road and said to Tianxiu: "Take my sister and walk home. Dad has something to do and is busier than mommy."
Tianxiu agreed and pulled Siyu out of the car and walked home. The second sister-in-law waited for them to go far away before asking doubtfully: "What are you busy with?"
The second brother pointed to the boss Guang Xianglan at the entrance of the supermarket and said: "They were standing there in the morning Don’t you think it’s strange that you’re still standing there with a pen and paper in your hand? Look, they are going to the supermarket.”
The bosses Guang and Xianglan came to the entrance of the supermarket. When they arrived, the supermarket hadn't opened yet. They kept counting how many people walked in at the door, "997, 998, 999, it's time for us to go in." They turned around and walked into the supermarket, but after taking just two steps, they saw The man who just entered turned around and walked out of the supermarket.
"Sir, why are you walking out?" The boss grabbed him and asked. The man smiled and said, "Oh, I just walked in and remembered that I forgot to bring money, so I walked out." Just buy something, just chewing gum." The boss took out 2 yuan and handed it to the man, saying in a panic: "At most, I'll pay for it for you. Come on, take it."
"You idiot, if you are sick, go see a doctor." The man pushed away the money handed over by the boss and cursed angrily. When the boss Guang was still trying to hold him back, another man walked into the supermarket. Only then did he let go of the man and Xianglan and walked into the supermarket.
Two people each pushed a shopping cart and walked around the supermarket for more than an hour. After loading both carts, they walked to the checkout counter with satisfaction. When the cashier was checking out for them, the boss smiled and said: "Miss, we happen to be the thousandth one. Do we need to buy things for free?"
The cashier was stunned for a moment, and then his tone was strange. "How do you know you are the thousandth?" "Thousands." Xianglan smiled, and the cashier covered her mouth and said with a smile: "How do you count it? Only we know the thousandth one, how do you count it?" Is it possible that only you know?" The boss took out their counting paper and said, "There is only one stroke between two hundred straight characters. How come we are not the 1,000th one?"
"It's countless." The cashier shook his head and said, "The total is 1,895 yuan. Can I pay by card or cash?" The boss Guang became angry immediately. He didn't even settle the account and didn't want anything. He took Xianglan and left. Walking out, after walking out of the supermarket, he yelled: "Now everything is up to them."
"Hey"
The boss was cursing, and the two The second sister-in-law suddenly popped up from the side, startling the boss: "What are you doing?"
"I should ask you this. When I went out in the morning, I saw you guys standing there. Here, I saw you standing here when I came back at noon." The second guy looked at them with suspicion and said, "I finally saw you go in, but you didn't buy anything for two hours?"
Boss Guang and Xianglan looked at each other and sighed together. The boss waved his hands and said: "Anyway, it's a long story, so I won't talk about it anymore. Let's talk about it when we get back."
After returning to Kang's house, Kang Qirui, Ayao, and Zu were both there, so the second guy took them with him. Let’s listen to what the boss has to say. The bosses Guang and Xianglan had no choice but to tell their plan in front of everyone, and everyone was stunned after hearing it.
"I don't even want to talk about you, boss." The second brother shook his head and said speechlessly: "How did you become a boss? It's okay not to tell us if you have such a good thing, even Old Dou's mother You didn’t even say anything?”
“It’s better to eat raw barbecued pork than to eat you raw.” Azu criticized Big Brother Guang and handed him a fruit knife. Big Brother Guang was frightened. He took a step back and said fearfully: "Isn't it right? If you make a small mistake, you will not be punished with death, right?"
"Batch apples for everyone to eat." Azu snorted helplessly, he was If you kindly give me a step to let the boss shine, let him approve an apple and treat it as an apology.
Boss Guang took the fruit knife and explained while batching the apples: "To be honest, we just want to do something for everyone and buy some things back."
Pianlan also said: "We That’s what we thought at the time. We’ll share it with everyone after we buy it.”
“You’ve got nothing now.” Azu said angrily. , he was kind enough to help Big Brother Guang just now, but Big Brother Guang thought he was going to harm him, and he is still angry now.
"You can't say that to the boss and his sister-in-law. They have been waiting in line all day, forget it." Ayao said a kind word for the boss Guang Xianglan.
“I really don’t understand. Xianglan and I were staring at the door, and we didn’t go in until we were the 999th one. Who knew that when we paid the bill, the cashier said that we were not the thousandth one? The number is wrong, only they know who is the thousandth." The boss was still very angry just thinking about it. He couldn't understand the supermarket's statement at all.
Kang Qirui glanced at him and said helplessly: "It's true that you are the 1000th person to enter the supermarket, but how can you be sure that you are the 1000th person to pay when you count at the door?"
"No. Wrong, how can you calculate accurately at the door?" The second guy also looked helpless. He shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Is it okay for me to go to the toilet when I enter the supermarket? I must be the 1,000th one to pay at the cashier. Talent is the 1,000th customer.”
“Ah Er Ah Yao is smart.” Azu looked at the boss and said, “Boss, don’t act alone if you know your IQ is low. , How about this? Qi Wawa will go together tomorrow."
The second guy saw that everyone nodded in agreement, and said: "Then I will arrange the work. The men will be responsible for moving things and shopping. The cashier keeps an eye on the number of people, and immediately inserts it when he counts the thousandth one. Do you understand? "But there are so many people there, what should we buy?" Xianglan asked in confusion. said, Azu smiled and answered her: "It's simple, you can buy whatever you like."
Just when everyone was filled with joy, Kang Qirui stood up and said: "The second brother's plan is very good, but it still ignores one problem."
"What's the problem?" The second brother asked curiously.
"If I'm not wrong, there must be a lot of things that everyone wants to buy, right?" Kang Qirui looked around and said: "With so many things, the cashier will have to count for a long time, right? What about the other cashiers next to it? People have already settled the bill, so doesn’t the 1,000th one become someone else’s?”
Everyone then realized, yes, how can we ensure that we must be the 1,000th customer to pay? Everyone thought about it for a long time without thinking, so they looked at Kang Qirui in unison. (End of this chapter)