"It's very simple. As long as there are people from us at every exit of the cashier, then you can guarantee that we will be the 1,000th customer."
Faced with everyone's questioning eyes, Kang Qirui calmly told his story Plan: "There are three exits at the checkout area of the supermarket at the corner of the street. The elder sister-in-law, the second sister-in-law, and Wan Ling will each look at one and count the heads until 997 people have paid. Then they will go in."
The boss just does this Shi interrupted and said, "It's 999 to pay the bill, right? Why did you just jump in for 997? We want to be the 1000th customer." Others had the same idea, and stared at Kang Qirui again.
Kang Qirui scratched his head helplessly and explained: "He didn't pay for the three exits at the same time! If we wait until the 999th one has paid for it before inserting it, if the 999th one has been bought, The order was at Exit A, and the sister-in-law queued in immediately, but the people at Exit A had finished their orders, and the people at Exit B and C were not there yet. Did the second sister-in-law and Wan Ling have to wait for them to finish their orders before they could get in line? After they have paid the order, aren’t they the 1000th and 1001st customers?”
Everyone looked at each other and they all understood a little bit, except for the boss Guang who was still confused. The second guy further explained to him: "The three exits of ABC are queuing up to pay. After the 997th one has paid, we will queue in at the same time. Assuming that 997 is at exit A, then the two people in BC who are paying are 998 and 999. We It’s the 1000th. Do you understand?”
The boss nodded in understanding, and then asked: "What if there are a lot of people in line and they don't let us jump in line?"
"In that case, boss, you can watch at the cashier with them. Wait. When the count reaches eight or nine hundred, the three of you go to the back and line up. If you reach the front of the line and the number is less than 997, let the ones behind you pay first and keep yourself in the first position. That's okay," Kang Qirui thought for a moment. Plans were quickly adjusted.
“But if we don’t buy anything and occupy this exit, isn’t it bad?” Xianglan also asked a question. Kang Qirui smiled and said: "This is easy. There are usually chewing gum, throat lozenges, Durex, etc. sold at the checkout counter. You can just grab some when the time comes. You can use them anyway."
< br>Zhu Wanling saw that her sisters-in-law were all blushing and lowering their heads, so she pushed Kang Qirui and said angrily: "What nonsense are you talking about? Go on."
"The queue issue has been solved. , let’s talk about what we bought.” Kang Qirui continued: “The TV in the living room was bought in 2000, and it’s time to change it.”
"TV is good, it's expensive, and everyone can watch it." The second guy strongly agreed, "We have changed the phone, why not also change the DVD stereo?"
Kang Qirui thought for a while, and the three items also After doing the calculation, he quickly nodded in agreement. The next day they got up early in the morning, had breakfast and went to the supermarket in the street. According to Kang Qirui's action plan, they successfully became the 1,000th customer that day.
"Congratulations, you are our 1,000th customer today. You are the third and last lucky person of our event." After the cashier finished settling the bill, he said with a smile: "You guys You can use this receipt to go to the front desk to get a refund.”
After the dust settled, everyone was very happy. Although I only bought three things this time, it was a full harvest, just the plasma machine. The TV costs as much as 16,000 yuan.
“A big TV is a big TV. You can see things more clearly.” After the TV was installed, the boss Guang immediately turned on the TV and watched the programs.
"The most important thing is that you don't have to spend money." It was the first time that the second brother felt so happy watching TV. Old Dou was no longer interested in watching TV. He said: "You guys watch, uncle, I will go out and play chess with them."
Mom glanced at Old Dou and said beforehand: " Grandpa, let me tell you first, you should play chess, don't come back with a black face and want to eat people."
"Old Dou, your chess style really needs to change. Changed it." Ayao joked.
"What does it have to do with you?" Lao Dou snorted. When he walked to the door, he happened to meet his cousin Bing walking towards him with a woman whom no one had seen before, "Uncle, Auntie." Cousin Bing said hello and said: "By the way, auntie, go and get some noodles. I'm almost starving."
"Okay, okay, I'm here. Just do it and you can eat it in a while." Mom agreed and walked to the kitchen. Sachiko pulled her cousin Bing aside and pointed at the woman and said, "My cousin is pregnant again? Are you going to be a guerrilla again?"
"Sister-in-law, what kind of guerrilla? Xingzi, are you dizzy after eating black beans? Look clearly, she is me; is she my wife?" Cousin Bing said angrily, and when he mentioned the second sister-in-law of the guerrilla, he joined in He came over and joined the discussion: "Of course it's not cousin sister-in-law. You made a mistake. It's Ah Er."
Cousin Bing became even more angry, "Hello? You always speak freely. She is My sister Wenying.”
Huh? The second sister-in-law was surprised, and after a while she said: "After I became pregnant, my appearance has changed and I can't recognize you anymore. I'm sorry." Sachiko also said awkwardly: "It turns out she's my cousin. She's coming to see us with her big body and big body? "
"Lucky things are going to happen. Do you know? Wenying came out specifically for Su this time. Her husband Aquan was on a business trip, so I had to take her out at a disadvantage. Yes." Cousin Bing said.
"Are you here specifically to give birth? Are you here to help our confinement center? Our prenatal care is very professional, and relatives will give you a 20% discount for each session?" Sachiko recommended herself as soon as she heard that Wenying was here to give birth. .
Cousin Bing waved his hand and refused directly: "No, don't say 20% off for your time. Even if it's 10% off, we can't afford it, and we farmers don't pay that much attention to prenatal care. "
Lao Dou remembered something in advance and asked doubtfully: "A Bing, it doesn't make sense. When you came here in July last year, you said that your sister was two months pregnant. She's 7 months pregnant and she's pregnant so soon?"
"Yes, I remember this too. What's going on?" Kang Qirui also said.
"Next year is the Year of the Rooster. If we go by Wenying's normal due date, she will definitely give birth to a chicken baby." Cousin Bing explained to everyone: "As the saying goes, the sound of a cock is so unpleasant, right? If It’s even worse if you give birth to a girl, it’s like being a chicken, how unlucky it is.”
"It's different to give birth now. It's still the Year of the Monkey. As the saying goes, giving birth to a horse and a girl are so lively! So I gave birth in advance."
It's okay that he didn't explain. , everyone frowned when he explained. "Soak it in advance? The stems of the melons only fall off when they are ripe. If you pick them before they are ripe, it will be raw and that will be abnormal." The second sister-in-law persuaded meaningfully.
Cousin Bing still wanted to refute, but my mother cooked the noodles and came out and asked them to eat. They ignored the second sister-in-law and went into the dining room to eat noodles. While they were eating noodles, everyone told their mother what had just happened. After hearing this, her mother ran in and said to Wenying: "Is what they said true? Just for those reasons?"
"Is this still fake?" Cousin Bing responded.
"Your sister is only 7 months old." Mom continued to ask.
Cousin Bing waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, in the worst case I'll have a caesarean section. This way you can still maintain a beautiful figure, right Wenying?" Mom frowned in anger at his words and cursed: "Why are you like that? Are you stupid? Do you think it’s easy to raise premature babies? They have to be put in an incubator for special treatment, which is a lot of trouble.” It's hard to raise a child." Old Dou was also advising the two of them, "It's the size of a kitten when it's born. Who can take care of it?"
"You can't say that, uncle. Wenying, who had been silent for a long time, now expressed his position: "As the saying goes, Qixingzi is very smart. I will do it no matter what tomorrow."
"No, our family hasn't come out yet." After graduating from college, I now hope that my seven-star nephew will be very smart. If he can get into Qingbei in the future, he will be successful." Cousin Bingzai was thinking about the future.
Kang Qirui couldn't stand listening anymore and walked into the dining room and asked: "Cousin, cousin, do you think all 7-month-old babies are seven-year-old babies?"
"What else?" Cousin Bing and Wenying asked in unison.
Kang Qirui planned to use magic to defeat magic, and said: "As the saying goes, 70%, 80%, and 90% failure will be difficult to conceive. Babies born at seven months of pregnancy must be adopted or abandoned through divination. The divination result is The baby he raised is called Qixingzi."
"What if the divination result is rejected?" Wenying asked tremblingly.
"It's very simple and literal. To abandon is to throw him out of the street and let him fend for himself." Kang Qirui threatened her, "If you don't follow the divination results, then he will If he becomes the lone star of the Heavenly Evil, most of his family members will suffer misfortune, and they will all be killed by him. He is doomed to live a lonely life." (End of Chapter)