Chapter 2 It seems that I have to show off hard...
"Escape into chaos and you can hide your secrets."
Sun Wukong's eyes lit up.
In this world, all immortals can deduce the secrets of heaven.
Quasi-sages like Patriarch Bodhi, Supreme Laojun, and Tathagata Buddha.
No matter what happens in heaven and earth, it cannot escape their deduction.
With this BUFF, you can avoid their deductions.
"In this way, the chance of escaping from Wuzhishan Prison will be greater."
Sun Wukong murmured, picked up the peach, and took a bite.
"Woo..."
For a moment, I felt juice overflowing and my mouth was filled with fragrance. Spiritual energy instantly filled his mouth and rushed towards the spiritual platform.
After eating a flat peach in three or two mouthfuls, Sun Wukong interrupted and opened the panel.
【Host; Sun Wukong】
【Lifespan; 303】
【Root Bone; Ancient Demonic Ape】
【Cultivation; None】
【Supernatural power; none】
【Magic weapon; none】
"A flat peach can increase your life by two hundred years. I have to deal with this."
The scenery of the back mountain is pleasant, with fairy mist lingering, spring water flowing, and fairy cranes lingering in it, making it feel like a fairy home.
Sun Wukong decided not to wander around in the afternoon, and walked around the mountains for a long time. Finally, he found a cave in the back of Fangcun Mountain. He simply brought some water and cleaned it.
Early the next morning, I went down the mountain to buy a wooden bed, bedding, pots and pans.
Then he settled down in the cave with peace of mind.
Time passes slowly.
More than twenty days passed in the blink of an eye.
Every day, he either lay in bed or wandered in the mountains, and he lived a happy life.
Every day when it is rotten, the system will reward a fifty-year-old flat peach.
He also ate them all, not forgetting to plant the remaining peach stones at the entrance of the cave and pour a bucket of spring water over them.
On this day, he opened the panel and couldn't help but sigh, "The effect of flat peach is getting worse and worse."
After eating more than twenty flat peaches, his life span has reached 800 years.
But eating one now will only increase your life span by more than ten years.
"After eating flat peaches every day for fifty years, my body seems to have developed... resistance."
Sun Wukong was lying on the bed, thinking secretly: "Why do you reward flat peaches every day and not give other things?
Or am I swinging too lightly and for too short a time?
It seems that I have to show off hard..."
……
Xingyue Sanxing Cave.
On the bed.
Patriarch Bodhi bares his chest, and his long, snow-white hair is spread freely.
Hold the flutter fan in your hand and shake it gently.
"Lingyun, the last time I gave a lecture to my teacher, I didn't see Wukong. Where is he at this time?"
The Taoist boy who was waiting on the side cupped his hands and said:
"Master, I heard that he has lived in a cave in the back mountain for more than 20 days. I will say hello to him in the cave in the future."
In ancient times, the West taught Zhunti saints to achieve the status of saints and cut off three corpses.
Patriarch Bodhi is his good corpse, with quasi-sage cultivation.
Sun Wukong is related to the spread of Buddhism to the East and the rise of Western Buddhism.
He paid close attention to the monkey's every move, so he naturally knew that he was in the back mountain.
It's just that there's something strange about him.
This monkey head, the heart towards the Tao, is pure and strong.
Sweep the floor and remove dust every day.
Why did you stop coming after listening to the sutra for a day?
Journey to the West is of great importance, and there must not be any changes.
It is necessary to arouse his heart towards the Tao.
"You go to the back mountain...do you understand this?" said Patriarch Bodhi.
"The master has good intentions, and the disciple accepts his orders."
……
Back mountain.
The sun rises high.
After Sun Wukong had eaten his fill of peaches, he got into bed. After a while, he had a passionate fight with Duke Zhou and fell asleep soundly.
While sleeping, I suddenly heard shouting from outside the cave: "Okay!!!" "Okay!!!"
"Senior Brother Lingyun is a good trick."
"Awesome, what kind of magical power has Senior Brother Lingyun cultivated? Can you teach it to Junior Brother?"
"Okay."
What the hell?
Sun Wukong was drowsily asleep, rubbed his eyes, and sat up.
You must be sick, there is no one in the back mountain all year round, why are they coming to the back mountain?
Lingyun... isn't he the personal Taoist boy of Patriarch Bodhi?
"Eighty percent of them were sent here by Patriarch Bodhi. The purpose is, of course, to inject chicken blood into my grandson."
Regarding this childish CPU method, Sun Wukong thought about it for a moment, then turned over and covered his head with a quilt.
Act, Lingyun, you will be the best actor in the future.
Anyway, if I don’t go out, no one can stop me from showing off.
Suddenly, outside the cave, someone shouted again: "Wukong! Wukong, come out and take a look."
"Wukong!"
"Come out quickly."
His uncle, Sun Wukong opened the quilt and exposed his head, speechless:
"Others don't know that I live in Houshan, and they still say it's not acting?"
Unable to hide, he simply stood up, picked up a peach and took a bite.
When I walked to the entrance of the cave, I saw that in the open space outside the cave, Lingyun was kicking and punching, and he was having a great time, and he glanced at the entrance of the cave from time to time.
Seeing Sun Wukong coming out, he tiptoed, jumped three feet high, landed lightly on a thin branch, swayed in the wind, and exuded a faint aura of dust all over his body.
Use magic power to show off in two or three steps.
How sick is this?
Sun Wukong took a bite of a peach, pretended to be bored, sat down at the entrance of the cave, and leaned against the stone wall.
In front of Xianyue Sanxing Cave, there is such a large training ground.
They didn't practice, but went to the corner of the back mountain to practice. They were either sick or had other agendas.
"Do you know what kind of skill this is?"
Lingyun glanced at Wukong with a look on his face.
The disciples under the tree shook their heads one after another: "I don't know, please give me some advice, senior brother."
"This is Xiao Taiyi Xuan Gong. If you practice it every day, you can enter the wonderful Zen state."
After Sun Wukong finished biting a peach, he couldn't help but curl his lips.
It’s also a wonderful Zen state, please, please have some brains.
This world is the world of Journey to the West.
The Wonderful Zen Realm is a random thing fabricated by Patriarch Bodhi to deceive ordinary disciples.
No one will believe it, right?
The disciples under the tree all exclaimed:
"Senior Brother Lingyun, you serve your ancestor every day and receive his teachings every day. What state are you in now?"
Lingyun glanced at Wukong proudly and said: "In the realm of strength, the life span is two hundred years."
"Oh, my life span is two hundred years."
"My God, I only live one hundred and twenty years."
"When can I catch up with Senior Brother Lingyun?"
The disciples didn't know that Lingyun Drunkard was not interested in drinking, and their eyes turned green with envy.
Lingyun pointed his toes and landed lightly on the ground: "Everyone, practicing is like sailing against the current. If you don't advance, you will retreat. As long as you practice hard and become an immortal, you will have good luck."
"Yes, thank you Senior Brother Lingyun for your teaching."
Sun Wukong understood instantly.
This is because they are afraid that something will happen to me, and they want to arouse my desire to follow the path and make me follow the script.
That's not okay, messing it up is the right way.
What Patriarch Bodhi did is a crooked way.
"Ah, so sleepy"
He stretched, turned around and left.
Lingyun behind him shouted, "Junior Brother Wukong."
There was obviously a hint of impatience in his tone.
"What's the matter?"
"These past few days, the Patriarch has been giving lectures. Why haven't I seen you?"
"My balls hurt."
"What, what...you..."
Faced with such shameless monkey talk.
Lingyun's face turned red, he stared at his big eyes, and said in a calm voice:
"Pain in the balls... Pain in the balls can also be cured. How about you and I go to see the ancestor and ask him to heal us?"
(End of chapter)