Chapter 1 I don’t want to learn anymore
Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
‘Dang…Dang…Dang…’
The ethereal and distant sound of stone echoed in my ears.
Sun Wukong slowly opened his eyes and saw an old man with white hair and beard sitting on the high platform, wearing Taoist robes.
He spoke slowly and in a solemn voice: "The secrets are perfect, the Tao is enlightened and Zen is practiced, there is no birth and no death, the energy is complete and the mind is complete..."
The old guy is the ancestor of Bodhi.
A very natural thought appeared in Sun Wukong's mind.
Scenes of information in his mind told him that he had traveled through time, to the world of Journey to the West, and to Sun Dasheng's body.
Eight years at sea.
Sweeping floors for seven years.
Cleaning tables for seven years.
Listen to the scriptures for seven years.
It took twenty-nine years for Patriarch Bodhi to bestow magical powers.
"Why."
Returning to his small cave, Sun Wukong looked angry.
Why?
Next, it’s time to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, Tathagata takes action, and sits on the bottom of the Five Finger Mountain Prison.
Then Venerable Guanyin pretended to be a good person, released Lao Tzu, and protected Monk Tang from going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Sun Wukong, who has watched Journey to the West no less than ten times, knows very well that Journey to the West involves various forces, and the powerful forces of all parties are fighting openly and secretly.
Sun Dasheng is just a chess piece.
According to rumors, Journey to the West seems to be a calamity. Sun Dasheng is of the bloodline of the four ancient demon apes and has reshaped his body with the Heaven-Mending Divine Stone, so he must participate in it.
There are different opinions. For a while, Sun Wukong couldn't figure out the real purpose of going west to obtain scriptures.
But he was sure that, leaving aside those who had learned from others, five hundred years in a prison cell was not that easy to endure.
"I just want to dress up as the Jade Emperor... I have a high status and don't have to go to jail."
Sun Wukong was lying in the cave with a sad look on his face. How could he escape?
I am the Monkey King, not a prison monkey.
"Dang...dang...dang..."
Outside the cave, the sound of banging stones came from far away.
"Wukong, the Patriarch has preached, hurry up and leave."
"Wukong, Wukong."
The sound of clattering footsteps was heard outside the cave, and the Taoist boys passing by Sun Wukong's cave spoke out warnings.
"Yes, listen to the truth. Only when you are strong can you fight against heaven and Western religion."
Sun Wukong jumped up, ran out of the mountain cave, and ran along the mountain road in the direction of Xie Yue Sanxing Cave.
"Hey, Wukong, why are you running so fast?" the Taoist boy behind him shouted again.
"Don't worry about him, he is always very positive."
"Yes, after more than ten years in the industry, Wukong is always the most diligent in sweeping the floor and wiping the table."
"Go quickly, go quickly, follow Wukong."
Inside the Three Stars Cave of the Inclined Moon.
Under the high platform, there are rows of yellow futons.
Sun Wukong walked in and sat down on the futon in the middle, closest to Patriarch Bodhi.
‘Dang Dang Dang...’
The bronze chime rang three times.
The fairy-like Bodhi floats over.
After sitting down, he glanced at everyone, and finally stared at Sun Wukong, with a smile flashing in his eyes.
Then a solemn voice slowly sounded.
For a time, the sky was filled with flowers and golden lotuses were blooming on the ground...
Sun Wukong looked confused.
What is this old man doing?
Why can't I understand a sentence?
Sun Dasheng can understand it, but I, Sun Wukong, can't understand it. This...could it be because I am a time traveler.
Sitting there all afternoon.
Back in the cave, Sun Wukong only felt a sore back and numbness all over his body.
Suddenly, he remembered his previous life, a 996 social animal on earth.
Every day after get off work, I also have back pain.
"I'm so tired, go to sleep."
He lay on the straw pile, closed his eyes, and carefully thought about how to solve the problem.
Suddenly, an idea flashed:
"That's right... Since I must participate in the Journey to the West and slay demons along the way, Ancestor Bodhi will definitely give me magical powers."
In this case, why not learn from others?
Hear the sermon? Whoever wants to listen will listen, but I won’t listen.
"Hmph, as long as I don't have the ability, they can't plot against me, hey..."
Wukong's eyes lit up: "As long as I'm bad enough, I can't beat them, but I can still disgust them."
The second day.
The sky is dim.
The clanging sound of stone chimes echoed through Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
After the first sound of the chime, the Taoist boys stood up one after another and got busy sweeping the floor and wiping the tables.
"Wukong, get up and sweep the floor."
"Wukong..."
Outside the cave, the Taoist boys' shouts rang out again.
According to the rules, Sun Dasheng no longer has to sweep the floor or wipe the table.
But he has always been very active and is the first to get up and sweep the floor every day.
Today, he was nowhere to be seen, and all the Taoist boys looked surprised. They didn't know what was wrong with the monkey's head.
While sweeping the floor, he shouted at his cave.
"Wukong, come out and sweep the floor."
After sweeping his grandma's legs, Sun Wukong turned over and continued to sleep:
"996 in my previous life, 000 in this life, whoever wants to sweep it will sweep it."
Not for a while.
The clanging sound of stone chimes sounded again.
"Wukong, the Patriarch is about to give a sermon, hurry up."
"Wukong, hurry up."
Outside the cave, the Taoist boy's shout came again.
Sun Wukong walked out of the cave and walked down the mountain road. The others became more and more surprised:
"Wukong, why are you going?"
"My balls hurt, go to the back mountain and eat two peaches."
"What? It hurts, you...you don't listen anymore."
Don't listen, don't listen, the bastard chants sutras.
Sun Wukong turned around and came to the back mountain. He saw peach trees all over the mountain, red peaches, green leaves...
He quickly stepped forward, picked a few ripe peaches, and washed them by the stream.
After eating, I found a smooth stone, lay down on it, and squinted my eyes, "Comfortable..."
Unconsciously, the clanging sound of stone chimes sounded again.
His stomach also growled, and Sun Wukong touched his stomach: "It's better to lie flat and let it rot."
He stood up, moved his body, and was about to go back to the mountain to eat.
suddenly.
[Ding, it has been detected that the host has a peaceful heart, and the broken system is officially started. 】
[In this system, you can obtain various rewards by lying down, not limited to cultivation, magical powers, magic weapons, bones, etc. 】
[The slogan of this system is, the more you show off, the stronger you become, the stronger you get, the more you show off. 】
The virtual panel in front of him told Sun Wukong that everything was real.
【Host; Sun Wukong】
【Lifespan; 103】
【Root Bone; Ancient Demonic Ape】
【Cultivation; None】
【Supernatural power; none】
【Magic weapon; none】
"Three Wus, you are worthy of me!"
Sun Wukong nodded with satisfaction, then rubbed his chin and fell into deep thought.
There is a system in place that seems to be able to turn the situation around.
As long as he becomes a saint, no matter what nonsense Journey to the West, even if Tathagata comes, he will be slapped to death.
"It seems that I have to show off."
[Host detected, lay down all morning, system reward is being drawn. 】
[Ding, congratulations to the host, you got a fifty-year-old peach. After taking it, your life will be extended by two hundred years. 】
"Where's the peach?"
Sun Wukong pondered for a moment, and with a thought in his mind, a green flat peach appeared on his furry palm.
The thought moved again and suddenly disappeared.
[Gift package for newbies is being distributed...]
[Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the ‘Escape into Chaos’ BFF, which has been automatically turned on to a certain extent. 】
(End of chapter)