Chapter 4 Get out! My master is Patriarch Bodhi

At the foot of Fangcun Mountain, there is a country road.

"Come quickly, catch the dog thief."

"Come quickly, the village has been robbed."

"Oh, let me go, you run so fast, why do you look like a monkey."

A group of farmers, holding wooden sticks and hoes in their hands, yelled and chased after him.

What are you chasing? Just two puppies?

Sun Wukong was very speechless. When Erlang Shen beats me in the future, he will unleash the Roaring Heavenly Dog. I can’t do without the dog.

"Quickly, kill this dog thief."

"Throw stones."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said with a smile:

"Who dares to throw it away? I want you two dogs to give you face. Do you know who my master is? Have you ever heard of Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xieyue Sanxing Cave?

Have you ever heard of Patriarch Bodhi? I am his disciple. ”

After all, I ran faster...

……

Xingyue Sanxing Cave.

"Woo..."

Patriarch Bodhi's old face suddenly fell down, and he seemed to be holding a breath in his mouth, but he couldn't spit it out.

"Master, what's wrong with you?"

"You go out first."

"Yes."

Lingyun quickly exited.

The cave door closed with a clang, and Bodhi's old face suddenly turned red, and he said bitterly:

"Stubborn monkey, stubborn and unfathomable. The little bitch who stole from mortals actually claimed my name... I miscalculated, I miscalculated."

Although he is an ancient and spiritual stone monkey, he is still a monkey after all, too dull...

After panting for a while, he took two deep breaths and his expression finally calmed down: "Lingyun."

"Master, my disciple is here."

Lingyun, who was waiting outside the door, quickly opened the door and came in, bowing and saluting.

"Take your money and quickly go east to search for Wukong, help him buy the dog, and bring him with you."

ah?

Lingyun looked confused, buying a dog?

"Go quickly."

"Yes."

With a 'clang' sound, the cave door closed.

Bodhi couldn't help but mutter:

"Monkey, you are so stupid... I can't believe it, I can't believe that one day you will actually want to buy a dog for him. Fortunately, fortunately..."

He secretly thought, fortunately, there are still seven or eight years before Sun Wukong causes trouble in Heaven.

There are very few or even none gods who pay attention to him.

Otherwise, it will be a big shame.

A dignified quasi-sage, for the sake of his own reputation, he bought a dog for a monkey.

If you say it out loud, it will make people laugh.

Not long after.

Lingyun's voice sounded outside the door: "Master, Junior Brother Sun is here."

"Haha."

Like a master of face-changing, Bodhi's old face turned red from anger a second ago, and at this moment he suddenly showed a calm smile:

"Wukong, come on."

"Yes, Master."

Opening the door, Sun Wukong hugged the two puppies and smiled.

Although he has a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, he still shows a simple and honest look: "Disciple pays homage to the master."

"Okay, okay, come on, come closer."

When Sun Wukong took two steps forward, Patriarch Bodhi slowly said:

"Wukong, how many years have you been here as a teacher?"

Little did he know that his smiling face actually made Sun Wukong shiver in his heart.

Is this playing the emotional card?

Come again?

Another trick, right?

With the mentality of soldiers coming to cover up the water and the earth, Sun Wukong scratched his head, looking like a pimple:

"Well, Master, this disciple is stupid. He only remembers sweeping the floor and wiping the table every day. When he is hungry, he goes to the mountains to pick wild peaches to satisfy his hunger."

"Haha, listening to your words, I have a lot of resentment towards the master."

"Master is joking, but I can't. I sweep the floor and clean the table every day, and my body has become much stronger.

Disciple, I still have to thank the master. By the way, let’s just talk about it. If the master hadn’t sent Brother Lingyun to rescue me, I would have been beaten to death by those unruly people.

Master, your name is hard to use.

I've already reported your name, but they still dare to chase and beat me. ”

Not to mention buying a dog, that's fine. As soon as he said this, the muscles at the corners of Bodhi's mouth suddenly twitched several times unconsciously.

He took a deep breath, calmed down, and the calm smile returned to his face:

"Hehehe... Wukong, today you and my master and disciple met each other in the back mountain. We can understand the words of our master."

"Disciple has fully understood."

Understood?

Now that you have understood it, come and listen to the sutra.

What did you realize?

Bodhi said speechlessly: "Okay, okay, tell me, what have you realized?"

"It's...uh..."

Sun Wukong pretended to be stupid, scratched his head, and said with a smile:

"Master, what did you say in the back mountain? I can't remember clearly, so I would like to ask Master to give me a few pointers. Hehe, give me a pointer."

ah! ! !

Bodhisattva's hand trembled, and the cattail leaf fan in his hand almost fell to the ground.

Is this enlightenment?

"You, a hozen, are the master's disciples. You have to sweep the floor for seven years, remove the dust for seven years, and listen to the scriptures for seven years before you can teach your magical powers. Do you know why?"

"Disciple doesn't know."

Sun Wukong swept his eyebrows and drooped his eyes, very honest.

This is still enlightenment, enlightenment is a ghost, Bodhi becomes more and more speechless.

When Sun Wukong first entered the mountains, he worked very hard every day and devoted himself to seeking immortality and Taoism.

It’s the Lingming Stone Monkey again. He originally thought that this monkey should be very clever.

Who would have known that just one day after listening to the scriptures, his true colors would show up.

A bad guy.

Not as enlightened as the bastard in the pool over there!

Bodhi's eyes moved around the room, suppressing the urge to kill the bad guys, he laughed and said:

"Twenty-one years later, the magical power you can learn is just to temper your mind. You are a stubborn monkey with an unstable mind. If you had been taught your magical power earlier, you would have caused a lot of trouble. Do you understand?"
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"Got it."

Bodhi took a long breath and said it so clearly. If you still don't understand, you are hopeless.

"Remember, no matter when, no matter where, no matter what happens in the future, you are not allowed to reveal your name as a master. Do you remember it?"

"Remember, remember." Sun Wukong nodded repeatedly.

"That's it, that's it. I'm tired of being a teacher. Retreat."

Half an hour later.

Bodhi put down the tea bowl, and suddenly his heart skipped a beat.

No, what did the monkey understand?

I was so angry with him that I forgot to ask him.

Doesn't he still understand?

"Lingyun, ring the chime stone."

"Yes."

Bodhi's figure flashed and appeared on the high platform of the dojo.

With the sound of "clang, clang, clang", the sound of stone chimes resounded through the mountains, and noisy footsteps suddenly sounded outside.

Soon, the first disciple arrived, and it was not Wukong.

The second one, the second one, came in, bowed, grabbed the futon and sat down, it was not Wukong.

Hurrah.

For a moment, the dojo was filled with people, but Wukong was still nowhere to be seen.

Bodhi closed his eyes and his hands trembled.

This monster monkey! How stupid!

What does he understand?

"Wukong!!!"

He suppressed his anger, moved his lips lightly, and his voice was not loud, but it spread throughout the mountains and fields: "All disciples, come and listen to the sutra."

"All disciples, come and listen to the scriptures..."

His voice was a steady stream, echoing in the mountains.

Back mountain.

Hearing Bodhi's shout, Sun Wukong only felt funny.

Just listen to what a ghost says, I have my own right path, so why should I listen?

Love to death.

The bastard chants sutras, whether he likes to listen or not.

"Eat quickly, eat quickly."

Sun Wukong took out the peach that was rewarded by today's system, cut it in half, and threw it to Dahuang and Dahei.

The two puppies, who had just opened their eyes, were wagging their tails rapidly, whining and starting to eat.

(End of chapter)