Chapter 5: Patriarch Bodhi can’t stand it any longer
The flat peaches of these fifty years have become of little use to Sun Wukong.
Instead of eating it yourself, it’s better to raise a dog.
After the two puppies had finished eating, he picked up the two dogs and lay down on the bed, petting the dogs and pondering at the same time.
Erlangshen has a dog, and so does my old grandson, and there are two more.
As long as he eats flat peaches every day, he is afraid that he will not be able to beat the Roaring Dog.
The journey to the west is irreversible.
A small trend can be changed.
From now on, I will prepare for the future.
"Woooo..."
Dahuang and Dahei started biting each other.
"A good dog bites well, but it must be fierce, hahaha... Whoever wins, I will stew pork legs for you."
Dahuang and Dahei seemed to understand his words, whining and biting more and more fiercely.
It's a pity that my teeth are not good enough. After biting for a long time, the damage was only 0.5%.
"Wukong!"
"Wukong!!!"
Outside the cave, Ling Yun's cry rang out.
Sun Wukong closed his eyes and pretended to sleep, snoring.
"Wukong."
Lingyun got into the cave and patted the monkey: "Master is telling you to get up quickly and listen to the scriptures."
"What, what are you listening to?"
"Listen to the scriptures."
"Who listens to the scriptures?"
Sun Wukong's eyes were confused and he looked confused.
"Master listens to the scriptures, no, it is the master who asked you to listen to the scriptures."
"Oh, hurry up and go."
There was no way to hide. Sun Wukong laughed in his heart, jumped out of bed and ran outside, pretending to be positive.
Lingyun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and ran out of the cave.
The monkey ran very fast, and he followed closely behind.
Halfway through, Sun Wukong suddenly slapped his head:
"Not good." He turned around and ran down.
No, why did you go back?
Lingyun was confused: "No, Wukong, why are you going? The master is going to give a lecture."
"My dogs were left unattended, I brought them here to listen to the avenue."
Did he do it on purpose?
Lingyun thought to himself, I didn't hug him just now, now I will hug him.
"Don't go, I'll go and hold the dog for you."
Lingyun thought together, stepped onto the auspicious cloud, and picked up the two dogs in a moment.
He returned to the mountain road and handed it to Sun Wukong: "Let's go, the master is impatient."
Enter Xianyue Sanxing Cave.
Sun Wukong pretended to be respectful and said with a smile: "Disciple is late, master, forgive me."
That's all, as long as the hozen doesn't make any mistakes, Patriarch Bodhi sighed in his heart.
According to the plan, there are still seven years left, so please be patient.
"Take a seat."
"Thank you, Master."
Sun Wukong turned around and came to the corner, sat down, leaned against the wall, and started petting the dog, one with each hand.
Bodhi’s solemn voice suddenly sounded:
"... When a sergeant hears the Tao, he practices it diligently; when a sergeant hears the Tao, he lives or perishes; when a corporal hears the Tao, he laughs and does not..."
"Hahahaha..."
Suddenly, Sun Wukong danced and laughed.
All the brothers and sisters in the audience looked sideways and felt numb.
Ouch!
What are you doing!
Master just said it, the corporal asked, laughing.
He started laughing, this...
Bodhi felt a wave of evil energy in his heart, which went straight to the Tianling Cap, and he wished he could let the monkey get out of Fangcun Mountain immediately.
Is this a human being? Oh no, this is a monkey?
There are such stupid and stupid people in the world!
‘Pa…’
Bodhisattva slapped the table with his hand and said in a deep voice: "Wukong, why are you laughing?"
"Master, this disciple couldn't help but laugh when he heard the joy."
What the hell is this?
Bodhi felt that his lungs were about to explode, "Enlightenment..."
"Woof woof woof!!!"
"Woof woof woof!!!"
Dahuang and Dahei started shouting again, one after another, and the disciples burst into laughter. A good ashram, noisy and noisy, turned into a vegetable market.
At the Bodhi Enlightenment Platform, a turbid air arose, and even the slightest crack appeared in his state of mind.
Although he was born with a quasi-sage cultivation level, because it was the Zhunti Saint who chopped off the good corpse, his cultivation level has never been able to increase.
But today, his cultivation has slipped due to his damaged state of mind.
[It is detected that the host is angry and has broken the Bodhi state of mind, and the effect is obvious. The reward is "Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique". 】
The mechanical sound of the system sounded in his ears, and Sun Wukong, who was having fun, couldn't help but be startled.
This system is unresponsive every day.
Just give out one flat peach every day according to the degree of rottenness.
I didn't expect it to have additional benefits.
At this time, he realized that it turns out that there are also effects in showing things badly.
Only when the results are good can you get bigger rewards.
Seeing the Nine Revolutions Xuan Gong in his mind, Sun Wukong felt his mouth go dry and he wished he could go back to the back mountain immediately to study it.
You must know that Jiuzhuan Xuan Gong is a body training method.
In ancient times, the twelve ancestral witches relied on this technique to shake the world.
Nine revolutions, nine is the ultimate number, nine times of enlightenment, Daluo, Daluo, Daluo, and fruit are unified, and arrive at Hunyuan Daluo, that is, a saint.
In addition, he is an ancient demon ape and has a strong body. This technique is simply tailor-made for him.
"It's gone."
Bodhi suddenly waved his cattail leaf fan, and the disciples in the dojo flew out one after another.
Turning around, he flicked his sleeves, and the dojo door slammed shut.
After landing, many fellow apprentices still looked confused:
"Master, why don't you talk anymore."
"Let the dog interrupt me."
"Wukong, it's not my senior brother who told you that next time you listen to the scriptures, don't bring any more dogs."
That won't work.
Sun Wukong just thought it was funny. How could he be angry with Patriarch Bodhi if he didn't take the dog with him? How could he get rewards if he wasn't angry with him.
Return to the back mountain.
Sun Wukong entered the mountain forest, cut down several big trees, and built a wooden door for the cave.
Throwing the dog out of the cave, he sat cross-legged on the ground and meditated on the Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique.
It was as if he had mastered this technique from birth.
As soon as his mind moved, he felt that masses of spiritual energy were overflowing from the spiritual platform, flowing rapidly among the one hundred and eight orifices in his body.
After a week, the spiritual energy in the acupoints seemed to flow into the blood.
The blood in the body is like a torrent, rushing through the body crazily.
His face was getting redder and redder, and his whole body felt like it was being washed with water.
Unconsciously, three hours passed. Sun Wukong opened his eyes, exhaled a long breath, stood up and jumped, but felt nothing had changed.
"Why?"
Sun Wukong was a little confused and sat down on the bed and fell into deep thought.
After thinking about it for a long time, I still couldn't figure it out.
I couldn't help but open the panel and take a look.
【Host; Sun Wukong】
【Lifespan; 833】
【Root Bone; Ancient Demonic Ape】
【Cultivation; None】
[Supernatural power; Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique (not yet started.)]
【Magic weapon; none】
"That's not right..."
Sun Wukong rubbed his chin.
No, this technique is given by the system.
It's like it's grown up in your own mind, and the first time you practice it, it's so smooth. How come you haven't started yet?
Also, I obviously have a lifespan of eight hundred years, why don’t I have any cultivation at all? It’s unreasonable...
The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the stranger he became: "System, system..."
The system is still unresponsive.
"The dog system, apart from giving out rewards, doesn't even fart, huh?"
He suddenly realized something was wrong, where was Pan Tao?
Why is one flat peach gone every day?
Could it be that I acted too lightly today, or that when I rewarded the Nine-turn Mysterious Technique, I had already used today’s experience in showing off?
"Strange..."
Sun Wukong thought hard for half the night, but still couldn't figure it out, so he fell asleep.
The second day.
He continued to lie down, and the daily peaches were finally distributed on time.
At this time, he opened the panel and took a look, and his eyes widened in surprise.
(End of chapter)