Chapter 33: I, Old Sun, will not bear this responsibility
"Clang..."
The iron door opened and Judge Cui walked in with a faint smile.
"Master Sun, you slept so soundly. You slept for several days. What sweet dream did you have?"
Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes and thought carefully.
Who.
No more acting, right?
I have only been Master Sun for a year, and he has already brought me to the underworld.
He also said that I had a dream.
What do they mean?
Could it be that the bad debts in the underworld must be pinned on my head?
Why?
I will definitely not bear this responsibility.
Yeah, show off!
Monk Sun is online.
Sun Wukong smiled calmly, his eyes seemed to be shining with the light of wisdom.
Pretending to be serious, he clasped his hands and said: "The donor is joking, the poor monk only has my Buddha in his heart. Even if he is dreaming, he should go to Lingshan to listen to the Dharma. There is no such thing as a sweet dream."
"Uh... OK, OK, hehe, OK."
Judge Cui was confused.
That's not right.
He...he had someone use his supreme magical power to capture him directly into the underworld. He should have become violent.
But why did he suddenly become an eminent monk again?
At that moment, Sun Wukong couldn't sleep anymore. He sat down cross-legged, opened and closed his mouth, and a string of sutras floated out of the cell.
Yama Hall.
"Report!!!" The kid with a steel fork in one hand fell to his knees.
King Yama asked anxiously: "What happened?"
"The monkey is back"
"Then, what changes?"
"It seems there is"
"Say it quickly!"
King Chu Jiang stood up directly, grabbed the kid and asked him.
"He, he, is chanting sutras."
The muscles in the corner of King Yama's eyes twitched unconsciously.
Recalling the fear of being controlled by Wukong's chanting earlier, he softened and waved his hand: "Go down. If there are any changes, report them immediately."
Yama Hall.
There was silence.
Yama in the Tenth Hall was silent for a long time, and King Yama sighed sadly: "Everyone, this boy is just a piece of meat, it is really difficult to handle."
King Taishan gritted his teeth, seemed to have made up his mind, and suddenly said: "I have already asked, this monkey is ignorant and incompetent, not even an earthly immortal, why don't we use force"
As he spoke, he waved the judge pen in his hand.
The King of Wheels frowned and said: "In terms of cultivation, my judge can take down the hozen, but with the Jade Emperor watching, it will be difficult."
Several people looked down together, and their sight seemed to be able to penetrate through the 18 levels of hell and reach directly below.
As the ghost mist rises, there seems to be a round of Buddha's light flickering in it.
Ksitigarbha, a being who can directly become a saint by clearing the underworld, is a giant Buddha placed in the underworld by Buddhism.
With him here, who dares to mess around?
King Taishan knew that he could not do anything. He sighed heavily, sat down and said nothing.
The hall fell into silence again.
Time passed by minute by minute.
Half an hour passed, but still no kid came to report.
This shows that Sun Wukong did not move at all, as if life and death did not matter.
Everyone waited patiently for another half hour.
Still so.
King Qin Guang let out a long breath: "This monkey is really like a hedgehog. It can't be touched or beaten. But King Ksitigarbha has decided to end it tonight. If it doesn't work, we will wipe out tens of thousands of years of cultivation. What should we do? ”
King Chu Jiang stretched out his hand to rub his eyebrows and closed his eyes tightly.
He has been the king of hell for an unknown number of years.
No matter how ferocious and fierce the demons and ghosts were, they were all subdued when they came here.
He has never seen such a difficult person, oh no, monkey!
Sun Wukong is a pioneer.
When he thought that if things went wrong, his years of cultivation would be ruined, he could no longer sit still.
He stood up suddenly and said: "I'm going to see the monkey."
"How to do it?" Everyone looked sideways.
"Let me test my tone first and then talk later."
"I'll go too." "Go together!"
cell.
Sun Wukong recited a few verses, but found that they were not very interesting, so he might as well just start talking.
Love as much as you like.
I simply leaned against the wall, fell asleep for a while, and when I woke up, I recited the formulas of Jiuzhuan Xuan Gong and other exercises.
Not long after, a 'clang' was heard and the cell door opened.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that it was King Chu Jiang.
"Haha, Sun Wukong is back again?" King Chu Jiang forced out an ugly smile, looking for something to say.
Sun Wukong smiled slightly.
The routine is coming.
Let's see what tricks they play.
"Don't you have anything to say?"
Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes slightly.
Why, I, Old Sun, have to cooperate with their next plan.
Otherwise, why do you keep asking questions?
Sorry, my old grandson, no, I'm sorry for not cooperating.
At that moment, he put his hands together and said: "Amitabha"
Then he stopped talking.
King Chu Jiang was immediately blinded. He kept pacing in the room and rubbed his hands anxiously.
After a while, he asked again: "Sun Wukong, don't you want to know why you returned to the underworld again?"
"The poor monk is promoting Buddhism in the underworld. Perhaps it is the compassion of our Buddha that makes the poor monk come here to save all living beings."
"No, you are wrong."
King Chu Jiang paused and looked at the monkey, his eyes seeming to say again, "Ask me, ask me, ask me what's going on?"
Just tell me, what do you want? ”
For a while, Sun Wukong couldn't figure out the situation and had to delay.
He put his hands together and said: "Amitabha, Buddha said, I will not take the blame, whoever wants to take the blame will do so."
"You, you, you..."
King Chu Jiang swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Sun Wukong, don't toast or eat as a penalty. We are not vegetarians in the eighteen tortures of the underworld."
Sun Wukong said: "Buddha said that when necessary, you can make things bigger."
Once the matter of the Book of Life and Death gets into trouble.
The law of heaven is clear and everyone is watching, so we have to investigate.
When the time comes, no one among the ten kings of hell will end well.
The King of Hell in the Tenth Hall was completely dumbfounded when he saw that Sun Wukong refused to obey.
Some sighed, some gnashed their teeth, and some remained silent.
Sun Wukong couldn't figure out what was going on in the underworld for a while.
I had no choice but to delay, thinking that after they left, I could inquire with the kid guarding the cell.
Seeing that they refused to leave, he suddenly felt something in his heart and sang loudly:
"Amitabha, when the poor monk looks at the world here, he is full of resentment and wanton violence.
Forget it, I will try my best to lose this body and conduct, and this poor monk will also want to drive away the evil spirit in this place. ”
As he spoke, he clasped his hands together and said loudly: "Everyone, I have a method that can purify your heart, make you wise, and make your soul wander to the sky. You can see many mysteries. Please listen carefully."
After that, he coughed, and started singing in a precise tone.
“Three days after the winter solstice, Jesus was born in Zhumadian.
Sanxian sent a box of apples, five pounds of meat and ten pounds of noodles.
The little maid held a red egg in her hand, and Joseph was busy rolling out the dumpling wrappers.
The waiter brought the brown sugar ginger water and shouted: Sister Maria, you won’t be afraid of the cold after drinking it. Ah, ah ah, ah ah ah...ah ah ah..."
The song is over.
All three realms are quiet!
……
Deep in hell.
Sitting on the black lotus platform, Ksitigarbha, with his majestic appearance, shivered all over and almost fell down!
"Uh..." After a long while, Youyou woke up.
"This monkey head..."
Ksitigarbha made a sound in his mouth, but he didn't make any sound.
……
(End of chapter)