Chapter 34 Monkey chanting sutras can kill you
In the cell.
The people of the Tenth Palace of Hell were stupid.
Especially King Yama, whose mouth corners kept twitching.
Um?
What's wrong with this? Sun Wukong was a little strange, so I sang a piece of Henan Bangzi and collapsed.
Could it be said that Henan Bangzi also has the function of suppressing evil spirits.
Have these old guys been restrained by me?
Then...I'll try again.
Thinking of this, he just opened his mouth and said 'ouch'.
Look back.
Okay.
The King of Hell of the Tenth Hall and the kid who was guarding the door outside all ran away without even locking the door.
The key is still hanging in the lock.
"Why are you running? I'm addicted to acting. Why don't you support me?"
Sun Wukong stood up, reached through the iron bars, locked the cell door, and put the key in his arms.
Sit cross-legged at the door and start singing directly.
"Mr. Joseph, sit down and listen to what I have to say.
Carpenter, when you get married, you will marry Mary.
She got pregnant before she got married. I know you have thoughts in your heart, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah, ah ah...
Who is the child's father? I can't sleep every day and night.
This child was originally created by the gods, and then passed from his mother's womb to the ground. Hey hey hey, hey hey hey, hey hey, hey hey, hey hey hey..."
……
Eighteen levels of hell.
Ksitigarbha closed his eyes and never dared to investigate Sun Wukong's situation.
He kept reciting the Pure Heart Mantra in his mouth.
After a full quarter of an hour, my mind finally calmed down.
Just when I opened my eyes, I heard ghosts crying and wolves howling outside. Chaotic footsteps and shouts sounded from time to time.
He quickly listened and heard the ghost at the outer door shout:
"Ah!!! I'm going to the eighteenth level of hell. I really can't stay in the first level. Please, let me go in."
"I want to go in too, let us in quickly."
"I can't stand it anymore. Listening to this nonsense scripture makes me feel worse than death."
"My head is about to explode."
Ksitigarbha was shocked.
Secretly, I don’t know where the monkey got the crooked scripture.
Even the poor monk's mood fluctuated when he heard this.
Hurrah.
The sound of footsteps came.
King Yama took the lead, and the other nine hell kings also rushed into the eighteenth level of hell.
When they saw Ksitigarbha, they bowed their hands and said: "Bodhisattva, please think of a way quickly, that monkey is going to empty the hell."
"Yes, Bodhisattva, if you don't take action, you will really become a Buddha."
King Ksitigarbha once made a great wish that he would never become a Buddha until hell is empty.
"Bodhisattva, that monkey keeps chanting crooked sutras. When I hear it, I tremble all over and want to vomit."
"Me too."
Ksitigarbha was immediately in trouble.
He was also disgusting.
What the hell.
Just recite sutras and he sings them.
He also sang in a strange tune.
Who can bear this.
Ksitigarbha pondered for a moment, then remembered what the Tathagata said through the secret method of sound transmission, and said: "The poor monk has already said it.
The Buddha has issued a decree.
The matter of the book of life and death needs to be settled quickly.
Otherwise, Heaven will investigate the underworld with me, Buddha.
By then, there will naturally be nothing going on in the underworld, but the people in charge of the underworld may have to be changed.
In addition, this matter has already spread, and there must be an understanding.
This is also the reason why someone used supreme magical power to capture the hozen back into the underworld. ”
The underworld is jointly managed by the Buddhist and Taoist families.
The forces of all parties are entangled and the relationship is very complicated.
But it’s okay to kill a few chickens and scare the monkeys.
"Bodhisattva, we are all prosperous and suffer losses. If it is really investigated, even if you can take care of yourself, your reputation will be affected. You should think of a way."
The King of Wheels.
Ksitigarbha suddenly fell silent.
I thought to myself, it's not easy to handle.
I don’t know whether that monkey is really stupid or fake. He neither resisted nor complained.
Just stay in the cell.
It is simply impossible for him to burn the book of life and death.
Difficult to handle.
"Tell me, is that monkey really stupid or fake?" Ksitigarbha asked.
King Taishan said: "I don't know if he is really stupid or fake, but I know that he is not afraid of death. He seems to have really figured out life and death."
"That's right, he didn't resist at all."
"We were making false accusations and threatening, but he was stunned and said nothing."
King Ksitigarbha said: "This man is so lazy. It is absolutely impossible to expect him to burn the book of life and death. We have to frame him."
"How to plant?"
Ksitigarbha waved his hand: "Come closer, like this..."
……
cell.
After Sun Wukong sang two verses, I was over the drama.
He leaned against the wall and slept.
Not long after, I suddenly heard a series of footsteps.
When he opened his eyes and took a look, rows of little ghosts came over holding a stack of things like ledgers.
Every one of them had a look of fear on their faces.
The first kid walked to the cell, put down the account book in his hand, and fell to his knees.
"Master Sun, please spare your life. I have never done any evil in my life. Please, old man, please do not recite sutras."
The rest of the people also knelt down one after another; "I beg Master Sun for mercy."
ah? Is the lethality of Henan Bangzi so great? Sun Wukong was greatly surprised, "This is great. When I go west to get Buddhist scriptures from now on, Monk Tang will recite scriptures, and I will also recite scriptures."
When I see monsters, I chant sutras, no, I sing sutras.
The more Sun Wukong thought about it, the funnier it became, and he couldn't help laughing.
After laughing for a while, he asked: "Why did you come here?"
"We will send books to your old man."
"Sending a book? Is it a book of life and death?"
"Yes."
No, Sun Wukong felt more and more strange about what happened in the underworld.
First, the king of hell from the ten palaces knelt down to beg me.
Now the book of life and death is sent again.
They have used both the frame-up and frame-up tactics before, and they won't use it again.
On second thought, it might as well see how many tricks they have up their sleeves.
"Come in."
"Yes."
The kid picked up the book of life and death and walked to the cell. Seeing that it was still locked, he turned around and said, "Quickly go to Judge Cui and get the key to the cell."
The ten kings of hell who were hiding in the darkness were groping at their bodies one after another.
"Where's the key?"
"Aren't you holding it?"
"Where's my key."
They were groping up and down, looking for it in full swing, when they suddenly heard the sound of clattering chains.
Looking up, I saw Sun Wukong standing in the cell. He took out the key from his arms, opened the chain and waved his hand: "Come in, come in."
The little guys outside the door were all dumbfounded.
Sun Wukong stared with big eyes: "Are you still going in?"
"Oh oh oh."
The little ghosts filed in, put down their books of life and death, and walked out.
The last kid put down the book of life and death and glanced back at Sun Wukong. Suddenly there was a blue will-o'-the-wisp in his hand.
There was a boom.
The Book of Life and Death burst into flames.
The kid yelled "ah" and jumped into the sea of fire.
Looking at the raging fire in the cell, King Yama couldn't help but smile and said: "Everyone, it's better now, the fire is burning."
Sun Wukong stayed in the cell.
The book of life and death in the cell was burned.
Even if there is a powerful person here who can figure out this matter, it can still be attributed to Sun Wukong's head.
"Okay, this matter is settled after all." King Qin Guang let out a sigh of relief.
"This is good for everyone."
"Hehehe, from now on, our underworld will be a clean place again."
"Brothers, when you're done, let's go have a drink."
"Okay."
The fire in the cell was still burning.
(End of chapter)