Chapter 47 I don’t want to rebel!
On Huaguo Mountain, the sun shines through the gaps in the leaves, casting mottled light and shadow.
The days here seem to be pressed in slow motion, and every day passes leisurely and long.
A week passed in a blink of an eye, and Sun Wukong discovered that the Bull Demon King not only had no intention of leaving, but instead enjoyed this life of eating and drinking more and more.
Occasionally, Sun Wukong would practice the Nine Transformations Mysterious Technique, or instruct the monkeys and grandsons to practice.
But most of the time, he lay in the shade of the trees, basking in the sun, drinking monkey wine, and enjoying the rare tranquility.
The Bull Demon King, on the other hand, took the showmanship to the extreme.
Whenever a monkey brings fresh fruit or homemade monkey wine, the Bull Demon King is always the first to come forward, looking like a gluttonous child.
Originally, Sun Wukong was somewhat defensive, fearing that this naughty old cow would try to kill him.
It turned out that he was completely wrong.
Halfway through his drinking every day, the Bull Demon King would say: "Brother, this bullshit heaven is against his mother."
After saying this, the Bull Demon King fell asleep directly without waiting for his answer, and his screams were loud.
All the peaches in Sun Wukong's mouth fell out.
no?
Suddenly he howled so loudly that it had no beginning and no end.
What do these mean?
Before he could recover from the Bull Demon King's abnormal situation, the always dignified Princess Iron Fan completely let go.
She no longer adheres to those cumbersome etiquette and rules.
Sometimes he would sit on the bluestone, drink wine from a large bowl with Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King, and eat meat with large mouthfuls of meat. His heroic spirit was not inferior to that of a man.
And when it comes to drinking, Princess Iron Fan shows an astonishing capacity for drinking.
She no longer took small sips, but directly picked up the wine jar and poured it into the spout. Her bold look put Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King to shame.
Nearly half of the monkey wine went into her stomach every time.
This is a bitter experience for the monkeys on the mountain, as decades of monkey wine have been emptied out.
We are sworn brothers, drink some wine and eat some fruits and vegetables, how can Sun Wukong still open his mouth to chase people away?
Watching the two couples who were "anti-customers" occupying their water curtain cave, Sun Wukong pondered for a long time and remained silent.
Finally he stamped his foot:
"Okay, okay, let's play like this, right? When it comes to showing off, I am a professional. Let's see who can beat who?"
in the following days.
With the indirect acquiescence of Sun Wukong, Huaguo Mountain became a veritable "holy place for displaying waste".
Sun Wukong, the Bull Demon King and his wife started a unique "Smashing Competition".
There will also be a "bad competition" between the two from time to time.
For example, Sun Wukong will deliberately not practice for several days in a row, just sleeping and being in a daze.
The Bull Demon King will go even worse, not even eating much, but just lying in the sun at the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, euphemistically called "absorbing the essence of heaven and earth."
Forget about basking in the sun, but not taking a shower.
His body stank, he could pick out dozens of kilograms of dirt, and there were hundreds of cattle lice jumping around on his body.
Sun Wukong sat on the bluestone warmed by the sun, and his hair stood up when he saw this scene in broad daylight. He looked at Princess Iron Fan with his monkey eyes.
Your husband?
Like this? !
Really don't care?
ah! ? ?
When Princess Iron Fan saw this, instead of showing any sign of disgust, she covered her mouth and smiled softly, with a hint of helplessness and doting in her eyes.
She shook her head slightly and walked to the Bull Demon King.
She gently fanned him with the banana fan in her hand and gently picked off the dust and cattle lice from his body with gentle and meticulous movements.
"He, after becoming the Demon King, he still hasn't forgotten his habit of taking mud baths when he was a bison."
Princess Iron Fan's words contained a bit of anger, but more of them showed tolerance and understanding of the Bull Demon King.
She turned to look at Sun Wukong and said with a smile:
"Uncle, don't be surprised. Once he relaxes, he doesn't care about anything."
Sun Wukong swallowed and was speechless.
I want to eat lemon.
I was shown off by these two.
A few days later, during the dinner, the Bull Demon King said again: "My dear brother, this is bullshit heaven."
Sun Wukong couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to cover his mouth:
"Dasha. Silly brother, what are you going to do?"
What am I going to do?
The Bull Demon King's eyes, which originally wanted to pretend to be asleep, were forced to open, looking a little embarrassed.
He was also speechless.
I will show off my bad behavior.
You still have to act
This thing is just like going through the motions, as long as the program is correct.
The Bull Demon King remembered Lingji Bodhisattva's words. He had ten thousand reasons to believe that his every move would be monitored.
What if this didn't go well?
One day, I will really be ripped off by some god and eat beef.
But looking at Sun Wukong's expression, he knew he couldn't get through today, so he could only pretend to be pitiful:
"Brother, brother, I can't help it"
Princess Iron Fan also echoed: "Uncle, my husband has encountered a bottleneck in his practice recently and is depressed, so he can only use wine to relieve his sorrow."
Sun Wukong shook his head, knowing that these two people were playing Tai Chi with him, but he was too lazy to tell them.
"Okay, brother, since you are willing to live here, then you can live here, but you have to promise me to be careful about what you say in the future."
Sun Wukong said helplessly.
When the Bull Demon King heard this, he immediately patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, brother, brother, I can't do anything else, but I can still obey the rules."
He thought to himself, I have been saying what I need to say for a week.
But when it comes to heaven, it's not that I, the old cow, don't do my best, it's that the monkey is unmoved.
It's none of my business anymore.
(End of chapter)