Chapter 48: Ruining the Alliance
In the next few days, Huaguo Mountain seemed to have become the base of the "Bad Alliance".
In addition to eating, drinking and having fun, the Bull Demon King and his wife spend their days hanging around Sun Wukong.
Occasionally, I would take him with me to discuss some cultivation problems, but most of the time, I would still enjoy this rare leisure.
Sun Wukong tried to persuade them a few words and asked them to consider returning to Jilei Mountain to prepare for pregnancy to avoid suspicion.
But every time the words came to my lips, I was speechless when I saw the Bull Demon King's expression of "I can't hear anything you say."
As the old saying goes, you can never wake someone who is pretending to sleep.
"Oh, this old cow is really fucking capable!"
Sun Wukong sighed secretly.
There was a feeling of a confidant in my heart.
However, when I think about it again, why am I not the same?
Since everyone has chosen to show off, let’s show off and have fun!
It does no harm to you if the Bull Demon King shows it to you left or right, so let him go.
However, before they had even lived a "carefree" life for a few days, an uninvited guest came.
Just as Huaguo Mountain's "Garbage Display Contest" was in full swing, a few strange clouds suddenly floated from the sky.
Along with a strong wind, the tranquility of Huaguo Mountain was completely broken.
It turned out that five demon kings including the Peng Demon King and the Lion and Camel King came.
They visited Jilei Mountain several times during this period, but could not find the Bull Demon King.
After being reminded, he went straight to Huaguo Mountain.
I expected to see the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong planning how to fight against the heaven, but unexpectedly what I saw was laziness and leisure.
I saw the Bull Demon King lying in front of the Water Curtain Cave, basking in the sun, with mountains of empty wine jars next to him.
Sun Wukong, on the other hand, sat aside, munching peaches leisurely, and occasionally looked at each other and smiled with Princess Iron Fan. The scene was so harmonious that it seemed as if he was isolated from the world.
"What...what's going on?"
Demon King Peng asked in disbelief with his eyes widened.
The Lion and Camel King and others also looked at each other, and no one spoke for a moment.
"Haha, the third and fourth children, you are back!"
The Bull Demon King lazily greeted him, not even bothering to stand up to greet him.
"Brother, what song are you singing? Aren't we going to discuss important matters?"
The Lion and Camel King couldn't help but speak, with a hint of anxiety in his tone.
"Big thing? What big thing?"
The Bull Demon King deliberately pretended to be stupid, with a look of indifference in his eyes: "Now, for me, sunbathing and drinking are the biggest things."
Seeing this, Sun Wukong raised a playful smile on his lips and thought:
"You old cow, just pretend."
He coughed lightly and pretended to be serious:
"Brothers, you don't know something. My eldest brother and I have recently been practicing a state of 'doing nothing', aiming to wait for work and wait for the right time."
As soon as these words came out, the demon kings and Monk Zhang Er were even more confused, but since Sun Wukong was nearby, it was difficult to refute them directly.
The Peng Demon King rolled his eyes, pointed at the Jiao Demon King and said with a smile: "How do I remember that the fifth brother brought some treasures that the second brother likes, why don't the second brother go out and take a look?"
"Me?"
The Jiao Demon King pointed at himself and was confused.
Damn it, if you want to get rid of the monkey, just tell me, what kind of cover are you using me for? Where did the treasure come from when I was so poor?
"Go if you are told to go!"
Demon King Peng slapped Demon King Jiao on the back, and the latter was shocked.
Well, what's the difference between this and conspiring loudly in public.
You really don’t treat me like a human being!
Instead of waiting for the other party to take action, it is better to take the initiative.
Sun Wukong yawned, feeling bored, rubbed his eyes, and stood up from the couch.
"Okay, drinking here all day is boring. I heard that the fifth brother can refine a piece of armor every time he sheds his skin. Isn't that true?"
If you want to cheat yourself, you have to pay the price.
Seeing Sun Wukong walking out of the Water Curtain Cave at the lead, the Jiao Demon King grimaced and followed helplessly.
As soon as Sun Wukong left, Demon King Peng immediately stepped forward.
"Brother, how is the progress?"
"What's the progress? Haha, third child, you asked this question at the right time."
The Bull Demon King sat up and stretched, his expression still lazy:
"The progress is that I finally found the most important thing in life - enjoying life. Everything else is just a cloud."
When the Lion and Camel King and others heard this, they looked at each other with disbelief in their eyes.
They never expected that even their eldest brother, the Bull Demon King, who was always ambitious, would be like this.
I'm just guessing, isn't this the eldest brother's urgent suggestion?
When the brothers didn't have that thought before, didn't your elder brother lecture on success every day, which made the brothers excited.
Okay.
In less than half a month, the sponsors backed down. How could this happen?
"But, brother, the oppression in heaven is getting worse and worse. If we don't cheer up, the demon clan may..."
The Lion and Camel King wanted to persuade him again, but was interrupted by the Bull Demon King, whose eyes were full of enjoyment.
I saw him pulling out a few cow hairs from his body and transforming into several dancing girls.
"Then play music, then dance."
"Uh"
The other four demon kings were all dumbfounded.
I wipe it!
Even the eldest brother failed!
So what's the point of us running over excitedly?
"Brother."
"Shh"
The Bull Demon King made a silent gesture, as if he was ready to fight to the end.
"Oh, my uncles are all here tonight, and I just got some monkey wine. Sit down, everyone, and I'll pour the wine."
Princess Iron Fan walked in gracefully carrying a jug of wine, picked up the wine jar and wanted to pour wine for the Bull Demon King.
Demon King Peng quickly stretched out his hand to stop him and said urgently: "Sister-in-law, my eldest brother is the demon king. He is so addicted to wine and sex now. Don't you want to persuade him?"
"Uncle, what do you mean?"
(End of chapter)