Chapter 9: Be cautious about online dating
I looked at the time, it was already two o'clock in the morning.
Lin Feng stretched, yawned and said, "Family, if you hit the last mic, the anchor will be off, so hurry up!"
"Military advisor, I will give you 100 million, can you stop posting it?"
Lin Feng: "If I give you 100 million, can you stop bragging in the future?"
Poof~
Hahaha…
Lin Feng reappeared with a god-level reply, and netizens who were a little sleepy just now suddenly became energetic again.
"Military advisor, I have a question. Why does my girlfriend keep closing her eyes when I kiss her?"
Lin Feng: "Because I feel sick when I open my eyes."
Well. . .
The river flows: "Hahaha, do you think the military advisor will say she enjoys it?"
Stranger: "Wrong! It's obviously disgusting!"
Spicy movie: "One more look at you makes me want to vomit!"
"You're fucking laughing me to death, hahaha."
After interacting with the water friends for a while, the last wheat hit came in.
"Hello, anchor!"
The voice was very young, and he was actually a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, brother, tell me about your situation."
"I work as a companion in games. My income is probably over 30,000 to 40,000 yuan. I am a serious business person."
On the barrage.
POWER: "I don't believe you can play with someone for 30,000 to 40,000 yuan a month, just by making orders. I used to be a department manager, so I definitely have a lot of emotional support."
Little Prince: "What is an emotional ticket?"
POWER: “It’s just about having an affair with the boss, and then circling the boss to get gifts and so on.
Anya: "It costs 150-200 for an hour of playing God of War with a man like you. The technology is very good and very expensive."
Fufu: "Really not, 100 yuan is a lot."
Huhu: “What’s the top level of escorting someone for 30,000 to 40,000 yuan a month? I still believe in a woman doing online escorting to have some fun.”
Faced with the barrage's questioning, the young man didn't explain anything.
He said self-consciously: "I dated a person last year. I met her through an online order. She was the boss at the time, and we gradually got together.
Because I was busy with work, she always said that I didn't care about her, so I booked a high-speed rail ticket and went directly to her.
She was also very moved at the time, but she never saw her in person.
After I asked to meet several times, she said that it was okay to meet, but we could only be friends from now on. ”
Raymond Lam: "Do you have a confirmed relationship online?"
"Yes! Maybe she thought I went too abruptly."
Lin Feng shook his head.
The other party said it was okay to meet, but we could only be friends.
It's not a matter of being unobtrusive.
"Did we meet later?"
"No, I stayed in the hotel here for more than 300 days and never saw it."
More than 300 days in a hotel?
The boy smiled bitterly: "You may not believe it, but it is the truth."
On the barrage.
Loves to eat cones: "Brother, did you ask each other's gender?"
Unknown Xiaodouzi: "This guy should relax his gender a little bit, maybe the other party will be willing to meet him."
Xingxing: "Title: Shocking! A foot-picking man uses a voice changer to date men online. Is it love or a scam?"
Yan Ruyu: "Hahaha, I was strongly opposed to Sister Xingxing's withdrawal from the literary world."
Xiao Xu was bored: "Brother just wants to score points, what's wrong with that."
The big man picking his feet: "Huh? Call me?"
Hahahaha...
Lin Feng glanced at the barrage and shook his head with a smile.
"So you haven't seen each other for more than 300 days, but you are still in a relationship online?"
"Yes!"
"Are there any explosive gold coins?"
"I transferred more than 50,000 yuan to her."
There is fishing behavior.
Lin Feng drew a key point on the blackboard, and then continued to ask: "How is your relationship? Is it a general online chat, or is it very close?" "Very close!"
Lin Feng: "Give me an example."
"I make voice calls every night, and I can make phone calls whenever I have time."
Hearing this, Lin Feng paused.
Then silently cross out 'fishing behavior' with a pen.
The two people are so closely connected that the woman's fishing behavior can basically be ruled out.
But if it's not fishing, but we haven't seen each other for more than 300 days... then there is only one possibility left.
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, answer my last question. Do you have a video?"
"No."
Confirmed.
Lin Feng quickly wrote three words 'Qiao Biluo' on the blackboard.
"Dude, that's why she doesn't see you."
? ? ?
The young man was confused.
The barrage made me laugh out loud.
I'm not lazy: "Hahaha, if I haven't seen each other for more than 300 days, it must mean that I have failed to lose weight."
Remember to be a good person: "It's so true. A netizen asked me to meet. I said it was too early and had to wait six months. As expected, I still failed to lose weight and didn't go to meet him."
Black sheep in the sheepfold: "Then you are really a greedy girl."
The young man reacted and said quickly, "No, although we haven't video-recorded each other, she showed me her photos."
Lin Feng: "Network map."
"But there are many, many, including pictures of figures."
Lin Feng: “Take pictures of other people in your circle of friends, or P-pictures.”
Seeing that Lin Feng always looked confident, the young man began to panic.
"Why? Why are you so sure?"
Lin Feng: "Don't just look with your eyes, think with your head. If everything about her is real, her appearance is real, her age is real, and her gender is real, how can that girl not even have some high-standard photos of herself?" She dares to take pictures of you and then says that she is afraid of seeing you. Don’t you think this logic is very problematic?”
"Then...that's only possible. Why are you so sure? What if you are wrong?"
Seeing that the young man was still unwilling to give up, Lin Feng shook his head and said, "Photos are stored in memory. Since you have so many photos of her, you can go and see now. How big are the photos she sent you? Are they in MB or KB?" ”
After a while,
"The big one is several hundred KB, and there is also a 2MB one."
Lin Feng: "Does 2MB have a face?"
"Without face."
Lin Feng: "How much do you say to me with shame?"
"The one with the face is 149KB, and the other one is 219KB."
Lin Feng put down the blackboard and said, "Confirmed, fake picture!"
? ? ?
This time not only the young man was confused, but also the water friends.
Until a netizen with an ID called "User has logged out" posted a barrage: "I just happened to pay attention to the pictures on my mobile phone today. The photos are basically 1-2MB, and the screenshots of the Internet pictures are KB."
As soon as these words came out, the barrage exploded.
Huanhuan: "Fuck! Fuck!"
La la la: "It's too thin, old man!"
Obsessive-compulsive disorder: "I just went to check it out, and sure enough, I had 2-3M and 606K downloaded from the Internet."
Fish in the sea: "The military advisor is really weird about the details."
Hidden Blue: "Go against the heavens!"
Maoqiu: "I just asked a friend who is a professional photographer and he said that the size of photos taken from mobile phones is basically more than a few megabytes. Pictures saved on websites or in Moments are basically compressed or transferred when uploaded in order to save space. format, basically less than 1 megabyte.”
The young man chasing the wind: "Look, this is called professionalism."
[Ding~ Expose the truth, help the employer stop losses in time, and get +15 points]
The young man was a little frustrated, but he still said thank you to Lin Feng.
After hanging up the mic, Lin Feng looked at the time and smiled at the live broadcast room: "It's 2:23 in the morning. What you are locking is the Love Military Advisor live broadcast room."
"Life is tiring in every way, and you should face it with a smile. Everyone who is busy in life may be troubled by the trivial things in life, or feel sad by the stories of the past.
I hope that everyone can gain a little bit of happiness or joy, or a little bit of insight or touch through our live broadcast. ”
"Thank you again for your support, see you tomorrow."
(End of chapter)