Chapter 38: Crushing victory, large-scale father recognition scene
At the end of the PK, Lin Feng won with an overwhelming number of votes.
"Tian Haichi, accept the punishment."
Tian Bin was trembling with anger: "You, you, you bastards, you are willing to admit defeat. I, Tian Bin, am not the kind of person who cheats, but you can't insult me. My name is Tian Bin, not Tian Boyi."
Lin Feng said "Oh", "Tian Boyi accepts the punishment!"
"I will punish you by shouting 'The military advisor is my father' ten times."
What? !
Tian Bin slammed the table, stared and said: "Young man, do you take me seriously? I am your mentor Tian Bin. Everyone admires and respects me. How dare you insult me like this!" < br>
………
Phantom: "I am Changshan Guozilong! Who are you?"
Xiao Yu'er: "I am the Shi Tianbing..."
Tian Tian: "The Taoist priest licked my breasts...b"
Xiaojuan: "Where to lick?"
Damn it!
You two must be poisonous.
Don't tell me, the more you listen, the more something is wrong.
Hahaha.
Damn, I’m laughing so hard!
………
Lin Feng: "Can't afford it? Do you want a hob?"
Tian Bin: "You bastard, you are talking nonsense. Who said I can't afford it? It's just a PK punishment. I will do it!"
"But don't record the screen. I'm telling you, young man, just wait for me. The days are long, sooner or later."
Lin Feng was amused by this guy.
Tian Bin's speaking style is confusing.
Maybe when you first read it, you might think that this person is seriously ill.
But if you look at it for a long time, you will find that... there is really no cure.
Lin Feng: "Let's get started."
Tian Bin, who had been very tough just now, instantly became flattering, "Hehehe, young man, how about we discuss it again and let's not do this. Everything is easy to discuss. I really can't stand it now. You Can you leave a way for me to survive?”
Lin Feng smiled and said: "If you say PK, then PK, if you say change punishment, then change punishment? Do you really think that I am your father, I have to pamper you!"
"You, you, you, well, now my neighbors know this. I, Tian Bin, am also one of the four major Internet celebrities in our village. You have ruined my reputation like this. How can you let me have face in the future?" To my dear fellow countrymen.”
Lin Feng: "You are the one who is embarrassed, it is none of my business!"
"You bastard, I know. I lost. I, Tian Bin, can afford it, but can you change the punishment? After all, my relatives, friends, and neighbors are all watching my live broadcast. Tell me, what can I do?" Face? ”
Lin Feng picked his ears and ignored him.
Tian Bin dared to be angry but did not dare to speak, so he had to compromise and said: "Hahaha, young man, you look so handsome, let's discuss it, just because you are a little bit more handsome than me, let's change the punishment, okay? ”
Lin Feng remained unmoved.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuah!"
The next second, Tian Bin grinned widely, hugged the microphone, and burst into tears.
That funny look made fans on both sides laugh.
The river flows: "Don't tell me, this gadget is really alive!"
Xiao Wan: "It's really funny."
Yaoyao: "It looks so pitiful."
Mushroom Sauce: “But it’s so funny.”
Hahahahaha.
………
"Okay, I can afford it."
If it doesn’t help, we won’t beg.
Tian Bin was heartbroken, isn't it just a matter of talking and talking,
Who is afraid of whom!
Lin Feng: "Wait!"
"What happened again?"
Lin Feng: "Stand up and take off your hat."
"You, you, you bastard!"
Tian Bin cursed, but he stood up obediently and took off his straw hat.
That unique hairstyle is a blast.
………
Damn it!
Golden Six: "Brother of Fire Cloud Evil God, Fire Cloud Evil Sect."
Roy: "Shamate is finally back, I really cried to death."
Yingying: "Look, look, that's called hairstyle!! Your hair is just hair!"
Relief: "My evaluation is that it is worse than a piece of shit."
Xiangxiang: "It makes me want to twist his head off."
Hahahahaha. ………
Lin Feng spread his hands, the effect of this show will come out.
Lin Feng had no objection to Tian Bin. On the contrary, he admired him very much.
A person who dares to act crazy and act silly in front of the camera to make everyone happy deserves to be respected.
Lin Feng: "Shout!"
"You, you, you are insulting me." Tian Bin tried to make a final struggle
Lin Feng: "You want a hob, right?"
"Hmph!"
"The military advisor is my father, the military advisor is my father..."
………
Damn it!
What a shout!
Awesome! !
Chenfeng: "Douyin calls me father!"
Hahahahaha.
Talent, brother!
………
After ten tones,
Tian Bin sat down on the bench, slapped the table and shouted: "You bastard, I'm here to reform you tonight. I'm here to make you admit your mistake, not to add fuel to your fire. I don't care, you are right My reputation has been greatly affected, please apologize to me.”
Lin Feng: "Is it none of your business to have children? Your wife ran away, not with me."
Tian Bin was stunned.
Damn it!
"It's not the birth, it's..."
Before he finished speaking, Lin Feng hung up the video.
in the room.
The brothers were laughing like crazy.
"It's a PK punishment, and there will be problems with fertility."
"When Tian Bin met the military advisor, he really recognized his real father!"
"Hahaha."
Lin Feng: "Brothers, go to the other side and pay attention. Although Tian Boyi looks a little dull, he is still a good person. The key is that the live broadcast has content."
Damn it!
Grape Man: "Military Advisor, your position is a bit high!"
Aa27: "He asked you to play PK, and you helped him gain popularity!"
Nanfeng: "New here, this anchor has such a good character, I am a fan."
Stranger: "What do you know? This is called the deep love between father and son."
Hot movie: "Brothers, let's go and teach the great military advisor a lesson and tell him what a father's love is without boundaries."
Hahahahaha.
Yaoyao: "Military advisor, I still want to hear the Thirteen Deadly Shots. Can you do it again?"
Sir Zhong: "The Thirteen Guns are no longer effective. From the Thirteen Deadly Guns, I realized the Fourteenth Gun: the cycle of life and death works in two shifts, the soul-chasing and life-threatening assembly line - go to work!"
The wind and snow are like passing years: "Look now, I am already a man in a coffin, and I will still be a worker in the next life. The fifteenth shot - reincarnation!"
Drizzle and Feifei: "Sixteenth Shot: The gun picked out the skirt and legs of a beautiful woman, and the beauty whined and wailed - gangster!"
Zi Zi: "Hahahaha, talent!"
The user has logged out: "I practiced shooting at the age of three, merged with a gun at the age of four, buried my bones in a foreign land at the age of five, and died in the first shot!"
Poof~
You're going to fucking kill me with laughter!
Hahahahaha.
………
Lin Feng scanned the barrages one after another, and was also amused that he didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sure enough, a live broadcast room cannot attract two kinds of people.
Totally fucking funny.
Shake your head,
Lianmai continues!
Ding~
"Hello, anchor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, tell me about your situation."
"We both go to school in the United States, she is 22 and I am 24. I have liked her for two years."
Lin Feng: "So are you in a confirmed relationship?"
"No. But in October last year, she took the initiative to kiss me once. I felt that our relationship might be closer, and I spent more than 200,000 on her during that period."
? ? ?
"Did you spend more than 200,000 yuan during the ambiguous period?"
"Yes!"
Raymond Lam: "Brother, you are not 24K pure handsome, you are 24K pure clown."
(End of chapter)