Chapter 39 The Ugly King’s Difficult Road to Promotion
"The ambiguous period cost 200,000" "You are not 24K pure handsome" "You are 24K pure clown"...
Hahahahaha.
Linlin: "Oh my God, 200,000. I have lived for nearly 30 years and no man has spent 2,000 on me. Why is there such a big gap between this person and others."
A charming smile: "I'm even worse. Not only do I have no flowers, I also lose money."
Almost: "The key is that there are no such rich talents in the circle."
Meow Meow: "Why am I still humming to move bricks?"
Mojito: "My friend, who used a chat software, spent nearly 300,000 on a girl in three months. Later, during the interview, he found that the photo did not match the person. In the end, he did not get the money back, so he told the girl not to leave him in the future. No more lies.”
Pine Ball: "Please, push your brother to me."
It's Ayun: "Which friend, I have a sister I want to meet. A good person will have a safe life."
Zhang: "Which software is your friend on? I'll create a female account."
VIVI: "I don't believe it unless you @him."
Hahaha, it has to be you, sister.
Qi Yan: "If it doesn't work out, please pass that woman over to me. I want to become a disciple."
Hahahahahaha.
………
Boy: "Actually, she and I have been quite ambiguous since last year. It's very ambiguous. Except that she didn't give me a status, it's almost like falling in love."
Besides not giving me a title,
Lin Feng is really convinced.
"Brother, in this relationship, I personally think that you are definitely a clown, and at the same time, you are also an ATM machine."
Boy: "No, in fact she is richer than me."
Lin Feng was speechless: "Rich people don't use ATM machines anymore? Who would think that money is too much? Who doesn't enjoy having someone please him and be willing to spend money on him?"
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Changed name: "I can actually understand what that girl is thinking. He said that girl is not short of money. Maybe that girl feels that the 200,000 he spent is not much. If he doesn't take the initiative to lick someone, the girl won't pay attention to him at all. , this can be regarded as an exchange of interests.”
Loves eating caramel: "When you say that, I understand."
………
Boy: "I thought our relationship was basically established, but one time she said she was going abroad with her roommate. Later I heard the news that she was actually going with someone who had that kind of relationship."< br>
Lin Feng: "Another ambiguous partner?"
"No, it's PY."
Explode!
Lin Feng: "Then this girl is even more wrong. I don't recommend continuing."
"Actually, she told me about that man before, but she said she had stopped contacting me."
hehe.
Lin Feng: "You are quite an open-minded man."
"Isn't this because of love?"
Lin Feng shook his head: "It's really not because of love, because of this."
Lin Feng said and drew a fat man on the blackboard.
"Do you know what this is?"
Prime Minister!
Dude, your belly is quite big!
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Don't be happy yet. With your status as a clown before, you are no longer the prime minister. You are now an old pig, second senior brother!"
? ? ?
………
"Prime Minister + Clown = Old Pig"
Xiao Wan: "Second Senior Brother: Don't talk nonsense, I, Gao Laozhuang, still have a wife."
Hahahahaha.
………
Lin Feng: "Brother, did you violate the rules of heaven in your previous life? You will suffer a love disaster this time."
"I don't know either, but I haven't finished my story yet."
Lin Feng was happy: "Come on, you continue."
"Actually, the incident passed and I didn't mention it again. But then she stopped contacting me for a month. She didn't reply much when I sent her messages. When I asked her where she was, she didn't tell me.
Then I heard from her roommate that she went to Mexico with her partner.
I said she has no partner,
Then I went to question her again.
She also confessed, saying that she and the man had been together for half a month.
I would say that our two-year relationship is not as good as other people's half-month relationship. ”
Lin Feng: "Brother, you've been in a relationship for two years. You only liked her for two years, but she didn't agree to be with you. She was romantically involved for two years, and you had a lot of fun."
The boy was silent for a while and said: "I was also angry at the time. I asked her to delete me, but she said not to delete me. Military advisor, why do you think this is?"
Lin Feng: "Why else? To keep this big spare tire of yours! No, buddy, why the hell did you come here just for me?"
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "What then?"
"Then now she keeps spending time with me, and I can't let go, and I can't delete her. I just want the military advisor to help me analyze it."
Lin Feng: "This thing has been made very clear, does it still need to be analyzed? Look, buddy, you were a lookout dog at first. You like people, but you can't get close, you can only lick them from a distance,
After two years of licking, I finally got a kiss from the other person.
You directly gave this girl 200,000 gold coins. So you change from a watchdog to a 24K pure clown, and at the same time determine the zodiac sign of the ATM machine.
While she was having an affair with you, you knew about her relationship with PY, but you still chose to forgive,
You have been promoted to the status of prime minister,
Coupled with the clown mask, you are actually an old pig.
Now that you have a showdown with the other party, the other party still retains hope for you.
Finally you were promoted to the spare tire.
Brother, you said that you have to go through so many transformations even to be a spare tire, aren't you just an ugly king! ”
Well. . . .
………
"Watchdog", "24K Pure Clown", "ATM Machine", "The Prime Minister", "Old Pig", "Spare Tire", "The Ugly King"...
Stranger: "Holy shit, I'm convinced by this guy. He has exactly 7 identities, changing one every day a week."
Just be happy: "With so many achievements in one body, what does this guy do?"
Frappuccino: "Ugly King, I am amazed by this BUFF."
Xue Duoduo: "The difficult road to promotion."
Hahahahaha.
………
"She said I couldn't give her emotional value and it was too tiring to be with me."
Lin Feng: "Then you are not a spare tire. Spare tires can give emotional value. She is just using you to kill time and spread the unhappiness of others around you to relieve her worries.
Confirmed.
You are the exhaust pipe!
And it's also an exhaust pipe. ”
Well. . . .
………
Xiao Wan: "Hahaha, forget about the exhaust pipe, let's just exhaust the exhaust pipe."
Yaoyao: "But I feel that this boy is very emotionally stable. With so many titles, he is not angry at all."
The river flows: "How can you use an unstable mood as an exhaust pipe? Wouldn't that be a firecracker?"
Ha ha ha ha.
Zai Zai: "I still need a pure gold exhaust pipe."
Xinxin: "I want it too."
………
Lin Feng: "Brother, apart from holding hands, have you ever had any real love?"
"No, never. But she said that when I get down to 160, she will follow me..."
Lin Feng: "Are you 180 now?"
"200."
Lin Feng: "Well, I'm still the second senior brother."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Second Senior Brother, she doesn't like you. Please stop all your giving behavior. She treats your innocence as..."
As he spoke, Lin Feng glanced at the blackboard.
He waved his hand again and said: "Forget it, there are too many, I won't say anymore, they are all your words."
Boy: "Then why does she pretend to be so affectionate? I asked her to delete me, but she said it's been two years..."
Lin Feng interrupted directly: "What two years? You have been trying to please her for two years, but it is not that he likes you and has feelings for you, buddy.
Who can resist someone who spends money on himself and pleases himself?
Brother, your BUFF stack is full, this person is definitely wrong.
If you don't stay away from her, she will definitely hurt you severely, which will distort your future views on love and marriage, and you will act in revenge against society.
Moreover, if this person has an improper private life, you may have the chance to become a poisonous mushroom. ”
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Brother, we are also a stay-at-home boy, and our family background is not bad. Can we stay the hell away from her? This is a bad fate,
Let’s act like old men and stop being licking dogs,
You chased her for two years without agreeing, but she held your hand and you made a fortune of 200,000,
Are her hands made of gold?
Stop the loss in time, okay buddy. ”
Boy: "Actually, we didn't just hold hands, we hold hands every time we meet."
Lin Feng: "Go away!"
………
Lin Feng failed to connect the microphone, and the whole school went crazy on the public screen.
"Get Out"
Hahahaha,
Look at how angry the military advisor is.
Alert: "The military advisor Bai excitedly said something."
Qiu Yi: "When WeChat rings, the military advisor's talk is in vain."
User 767: “WeChat hasn’t rang yet.”
Make-up: "I feel like there is no hope."
Mang: ""Hands Made of Gold" holds 200,000, hahahaha."
Xiao Wan: "It's not just for a moment, it's for holding me every time we meet."
Hesitation: "What kind of woman is she hurting an innocent friend like me?"
Yuzu: "I think she must be very beautiful."
The river flows: "The key point is "She is richer than me"."
Yaoyao: "This is Bai Fumei!"
(End of chapter)