Chapter 47 The only difference between you and mental illness is that you are not in a mental hospital
Soon,
The next online guest is here.
"Hello, anchor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, tell me about your emotional experience."
"She and I started dating when we were freshmen. We were together for three years and we broke up last month."
Lin Feng: "Because of what?"
"She is a bit sarcastic. As soon as I hold her hand, as soon as I let go, she will say that others have held it too, and then I will quickly grab it, and she will be happy.
And when I kissed her, she told me that others had kissed her too. ”
Lin Feng was amused, "Brother, will she tell you the same thing when you are doing the last step of intimacy?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Awesome sisters, you are really good at playing!"
"Then when we are walking on the street, if I don't look at other girls, she will ask me why you don't look at other girls,
I said because I only look at you,
As a result, she said that I had a problem, and everyone else saw it, including her ex.
Then she told me every day that her ex was not good to her, so I would treat her better in every aspect.
She also said she had never received a gift, so I bought her various gifts, many of which were famous brands.
But she seemed to be addicted to this kind of thing. At the beginning of school, she told everyone in the department that she had had intimate relationships with many people. ”
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Lin Feng: "Brother, why don't you run away?"
"Actually, I was very angry at the time, but I calmed down quickly."
Awesome!
This thing can also calm down.
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
The main theme is a willful one: "Why do you all meet this kind of women, but a normal woman like me doesn't meet a single man."
Big spicy film: "You are all about being willful, so it must be hard to find."
Ha ha ha ha.
Human Machine: "That's weird, then I, a normal man, can't meet a normal woman."
Xiaowan: "Brother, please tell your story."
Ha ha ha ha.
………
"Anyway, after I calmed down, I told her that no matter what happened to you in the past, I will treat you well in the future. She started to be particularly clingy to me, and then told me that those words were all lies."
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, let me tell you, it's only 3 o'clock for a girl to step aside in front of a boy.
First, when a girl says her ex is good, she is actually PUAing against her current one, in order to indirectly suppress you, or she is dissatisfied with you, and wants to stimulate your desire to win and make you pay more for her.
Secondly, how good a girl is to her ex shows that she is very defensive, and she also finds a suitable excuse for her unwillingness to give, and guides you to give more.
Third, chatting and showing off is just to make you jealous. This kind of behavior is just looking for trouble, which is called jing. ”
"Military advisor, which category does my girlfriend belong to?"
Lin Feng: "She doesn't belong to any of them. She is simply mentally ill."
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Hahaha.
Milk-white Xuezi: "There's nothing wrong with that. What normal girl would say in front of all the classmates in the department that she has been with many people."
Xiao Lai: "Pure mental illness!"
Stranger: "In my place, I would just delete and block a dragon. Any extra second would be an insult to myself."
Gouzi: "She said you were 182, which is similar to my ex-boyfriend, who was 183! Brothers, what do you say?"
Let her go!
Hahaha.
There's nothing wrong with it, let her find her ex.
………
"Actually, I found out later that her mother was mentally ill and liked to slap her mouth for fun."
Lin Feng smiled, "It's still hereditary."
"But I don't think she is. In fact, she gets along well with other people. When she meets my parents, she also behaves very innocently. Even when she is with me, she always says sarcastic things."
"Today I said I had three boyfriends, tomorrow I said I had two boyfriends, and the day after tomorrow I said I had no boyfriends."
Raymond Lam: "Psychosis + schizophrenia, over!"
"Brother, why don't you run away even though she is like this? I suggest you go to the hospital for a check-up."
Well. . . .
...on the barrage.
Sexy big cockroach: "It's okay to slap her in the mouth" This big brother's expression is so funny
Xiaotu: “I don’t know who is more seriously ill.”
Coriander: "Abnormal love is really wonderful, beautiful, and I love watching it."
Kagome: "Healthy love is important, but abnormal love is really fascinating."
Xiao Huang: "Abnormal and pathological love is actually the most sincere love, the kind of love that lasts until death, really."
The world is crazy.
Ha ha ha ha.
………
"Military advisor, I actually went there. The examination report said that she was slightly depressed, but I was severely depressed."
Good guy.
Patient!
Lin Feng: "In the past three years of co-writing, you two have not been in love, but have been communicating about your illness."
"No, strategist. I saw a psychiatrist and the doctor said that my depression was caused by her torture."
"During the three years I was with her, I cut off all contact with me. When a female classmate of mine sent me homework, she got jealous and ran to scold her."
"As soon as we broke up last month, my depression was cured immediately."
………
On the barrage.
Love eating snail noodles: "I threw up laughing, who is sick? "She has a tendency to suffer from depression" "But it tortured me into severe depression"
Too lazy to speak: "I feel uncomfortable laughing."
Xiao willing: "In the end we became two patients."
Mu Muzi: "The crazy man and the crazy woman."
Xigua: "I really feel the same way. My family said we broke up four times in five days. The good times are fine, but I have to bear the negative emotions she gives me every day."
Xiangcai: "No, bro, what are you thinking about falling in love?"
Green Ghost: "Of course it is so that the brothers will not be poisoned."
Ha ha ha ha!
………
Lin Feng: "Isn't it good now? Do you have any questions?"
"That's right, I really can't bear to leave her. I know I'm very unhappy with her..."
Lin Feng: "You are also a psychopath."
"Military advisor, is it because she abused me and gave me candy at the same time?"
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Write two words on it,
"Dog Training"
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Torture + testing + crazy disco dancing at the bottom line, this kind of person is most likely NPD + borderline."
"Brother, I have one last piece of advice for you, run away!"
"If you don't run away and are enjoying yourself, then you two will lock up and no one will cause harm to the other person."
After saying that, Lin Feng hung up the phone.
………
On the barrage.
Little Fatty: "Family members, what is NPD?"
Yaoyao: "You know, pua, it's even scarier than that."
Cun Ji Xu Qiu: "A black hole of emotions, and the abuse starts every time you come up."
Coconut: "It's over, I am this kind of girl, how can I change?"
Man: "Don't change, marry my buddy."
Ha ha ha ha.
Su Qing: "I feel like I have broken the defenses of my family members."
Xiao Wan: "Okay, military advisors say you can't be too normal."
Xiao Yu'er: "That's right, who among those who are still alive today is not mentally ill!"
People who go to school and work every day,
‘Damn’ the last second,
The next second ‘okay’.
The resentment is worse than that of a ghost.
The main theme is a schizophrenia!
Don't say it,
Ever since I got mentally ill, I have become energetic.
Ha ha ha ha.
(End of chapter)