Chapter 48 Middlemen make the difference
"@strategist, I haven't held hands with my blind date for three months. Should I break up?"
Raymond Lam: "How about breaking up?"
? ? ?
Ha ha ha ha.
Never held hands,
There is really no need to break up.
Maybe the girl has been with someone else for three months.
Or you are really setting yourself up for trouble!
Ha ha ha ha.
………
“@军师, my husband and I had a fight and wanted to go back to my parents’ home.”
Lin Feng: "No need to go back, take your mother over and let him live with your mother for a week."
Damn it!
Seconds!
One word!
This is a master!
………
“@军师, what should I do if I want to break up with my boyfriend but I can’t?
Lin Feng: "Did he gag you?"
Ha ha ha ha.
Nothing wrong.
If we can really block it, can she still say breakup?
The girl has a big mouth.
? ? ?
Brother, something is wrong with you.
What does it mean?
You taste it carefully.
………
"@strategist, can you accept your girlfriend checking your phone?"
Lin Feng: "Which one to turn over?"
? ? ?
You guys are confused.
Poof
Hahaha.
How can a man only have one mobile phone?
Why don't you prepare a special page for her?
Dude is still too young.
………
Brothers, this is a true master.
That's awesome.
It’s okay not to accept it.
The river flows: "Back then, the military advisor was full of tears, but now he can kill every step of the way."
Hahaha.
So true.
………
Okay, let’s take the next one.
Ding~
"Hello, anchor!"
Another boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, tell me your emotional experience."
"I am 25 years old, I have been with her for two years, and we broke up last month."
Lin Feng: "Because of what?"
"She cheated."
Lin Feng: "Explain."
"The first time I found out about her cheating was when I was browsing her circle of friends. She officially announced that she was with someone else and forgot to block me."
Lin Feng smacked his lips: "Sisters are too careless."
Well. . . .
"The second time, the man found me in her cell phone and called me directly. The three of us faced off."
Lin Feng: "That boy is not good either. If he didn't show up, it would be good for the three of us. What are you doing? You are so ignorant."
Well. . . .
"I don't know what I was thinking afterwards. I felt like I was mentally ill. I told her again that you were done with that man and we reconciled. It didn't matter.
She told me that she was done with it and deleted that guy.
But she didn’t know that the two men of us had actually added WeChat, and we called and talked for a while,
He said she said there that she deleted me. I was dumbfounded, she lied to me again. ”
Lin Feng was amused: "Two big spare tires were played around by a girl, coaxed from both sides, this one is good, that one is okay, I also like this one, I also like that one,
They coaxed each other and told both parties that I had deleted the other party and kept both relationships at the same time.
This is really a greedy girl! ”
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Tangtang: "I won't troll that girl, she has the emotional intelligence to crush me."
Xiao Wan: "But she has no IQ and can't post on Moments, haha."
Yaoyao: "You can't even cheat me out of a cup of milk tea, so why should they introduce this little brother to me?"
Stars: "I don't have one, but she has two."
The river flows: "Why can't you find it? It's because someone has contracted several of them."
Ha ha ha ha.
………
"I was very angry at the time, so I blocked her. Later my friends found out and they said, go get your things back because I spent a small 200,000 on her in two years."
Lin Feng: "How much did it cost, buddy?"
"That guy doesn't even have a job."
Lin Feng: "You mean to use your money to raise another boy?"
"Yes."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are not just a big bastard. Next time, you can tell her directly. Can we stop letting the middlemen make the difference in the price in the future? I will support you directly, right? Why is there still a middleman making the difference in the price?" ”
Well. . .
………
"Middlemen Make the Difference"
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiaomei: "200,000 in two years? Brother, please support me. I will never go out to support others."
Teng: "Why are there so many rich people?"
Meteor: "Well, just like me, my ex-wife also used my money to support others, and finally divorced."
The voice remains the same: "As soon as the transfer stops, the relationship returns to zero; as soon as the funds are cut off, the relationship disappears!"
………
"She now chooses to be with that boy. Later, I lost my mind again. I sent her another WeChat message, and I ran to beg for reconciliation. She said she would think about it, which completely broke me."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are too humble and too licking."
"I don't know what I think. I feel like I'm mentally ill. I even want to reconcile now. I don't know why I'm so sad."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Quickly write two words on it.
"Xiong Jing"
Then he said: "Brother, because you are caught in the competitive stage, when a third person appears, you want to compete,
Whoever finally captures her will feel a sense of accomplishment,
But in fact, you two are fighting for a piece of shit, you two are two flies.
Brother, let me ask you, do you have any defects or any physical imperfections? ”
"I'm normal."
Lin Feng: "Then what are you doing? The other person has abandoned you and chosen to be with another person, and now you are still begging, like a left-behind child hoping that the other person will change his mind and fall in love with you again,
I tell you, you just haven’t got it yet,
If she really comes back, you won't be able to live on.
Because you still have this knot in your heart, you just temporarily feel that I don't have her and that I am being compared to another man.
In reality, you are both dung beetles, fighting over a dung ball.
Can you please stop being a shit beetle, man. ”
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu But I feel like she's looking for me back, so I'm definitely 100% soft-hearted."
Lin Feng: "You can't be soft-hearted, buddy. If another person plays with her feelings, she will definitely come back to you in the end,
But that's not love,
Because you are the stupidest, the meanest, and the easiest to cheat. If you spend 200,000 on her, she will definitely come back to you. ”
"For two years, I gave her whatever she wanted. I worked so hard, and I'm still working now."
Lin Feng: "Brother, we all know that you have sacrificed a lot for each other in the past few years. It is not easy. Even if the other person has done so many things to hurt you, you still feel that you still love her,
But is she really good? Is she worth it?
Think about it carefully,
That's hello.
If you can't think about it, just recall the hurtful deception she gave you,
Every late night when you have insomnia, she lies in the arms of another man. Can you really feel relieved? ”
"Woooooo, I'm afraid I can't do it."
I really like it.
Lin Feng said angrily: "Go ahead and chase her back. Talk about losing your head, break your heart, talk about people being stupid. Your outlook will be shattered, your future will be ruined, and your wallet will be empty."
Go ahead,
I'm a big wronged!
(End of chapter)