Chapter 51 She is trying to activate the ATM machine
The girl was silent for a while, and then asked with some reluctance: "Military advisor, is it really possible that there is no chance for me and him?"
Lin Feng nodded: "It's impossible."
They don't even give you an identity now. It's obvious that they just want to have fun and don't have to take responsibility.
If you go up the pole and deliver it, I have nothing to say.
"But..."
"It's a hammer."
Lin Feng said unceremoniously: "In the age of fast food, who can't live without the other?"
"Don't pretend to be affectionate, you just haven't met a better person than him.
Why can't I meet it?
It’s because you’re not good enough,
Sometimes after a breakup, you not only have to blame others, but you also have to look at yourself.
Look in the mirror more often,
Look at your big face,
Look at your bloated figure,
Do I deserve a good partner now?
You spend every day at home eating and waiting to die. Even if love comes to rob someone, it won't be your turn.
Why do you feel uncomfortable?
That's because you don't have the ability to take risks.
That's because you just don't have money in your pocket.
Others can go shopping and travel after breaking up, how about you?
You can only live in pain in your little house. ”
………
Yaoyao: "The military advisor said it very well. The most indispensable thing in this world is love that can be seen everywhere."
Cat No. 9: "But when I met someone better than her, I didn't leave her behind, but in the end she left me for someone else..."
Furong: "Because you have a conscience, but she doesn't."
Friend: "If you are good, your circle will change qualitatively. Brother, go ahead and make money, don't hang yourself on a tree with a crooked neck."
Haitang: "How can you free up your hands to harvest happiness when you are carrying garbage in your hands?"
Xiao Wan: "That's great."
The river flows: "Okay, strange things come and go, blame me."
Hahaha.
Brother, stop making trouble.
………
The girl saw the comments on the barrage and silently left the live broadcast room.
Lin Feng sighed, hoping that those words just now would wake her up.
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, anchor!"
It's a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, tell your story."
"I have been with her for a year, but this year has been quite exciting. She tells me to break up with her every month."
Lin Feng smiled: "That's really exciting."
"She would question me every time that I didn't love her enough. She would give her gifts for birthdays and so on. Later, during the Spring Festival, she would eat with black pearls."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you are quite capable!"
"Actually, she always said in front of me that her boyfriend used to take her to eat black pearls. I thought we couldn't lose out on her, right?"
………
On the barrage.
Mu Feng: "What is black pearl? I don't understand."
Xiaowan: "It's the black ball in Mixue Ice City."
Ha ha ha ha.
Soy Milk: "Michelin Restaurant."
Xiaoqian: "International star-rated restaurant."
Yaoyao: “I just searched online and found that Michelin Black Pearl costs 2,000+ per capita”
Shishi: "Wow, all I have met are freeloaders, poor, stingy, and scumbags. I wish I could meet such an outstanding boyfriend one day. I envy you."
………
Lin Feng: "Besides spending a lot of money on meals, is there any behavior in your life that makes you spend money?"
"It's definitely going to explode. If not, she'll keep making trouble. Every time it's 13,140, for the rest of her life."
Lin Feng: "So every time we break up, are we trying to recover in material ways?"
"No, I didn't say it would definitely explode the first few times. For example, if I was on a business trip and she made a fuss, I would fly back to find her immediately, but I would have to explode gold coins later to stop."
Lin Feng: "How are the family conditions of both parties?"
"We're pretty matched, right? They're all about the same strength."
Lin Feng: "Does the appearance match?"
"It matches, of course it matches."
Lin Feng: "A talented man and a beautiful woman?"
"Yes."
Seeing that the other party was so sure, Lin Feng tentatively believed it.
"Continue."
"And this time it's more serious. It's March 14th. It doesn't seem to be a holiday." Lin Feng: "White Valentine's Day. But it's really not an important holiday."
"But she had to say that day was Pi Day."
Lin Feng was confused: "What the hell?"
"It's the π node, the node 3.1415926."
? ? ?
………
"π Festival"
Laughed.
Garfield: "Does π know it has become a holiday?"
Stranger: "π=circle."
Xinxin: "So it's...Ai Yuanzi?"
Got it.
The river flows: "Give me a compass and draw it yourself."
Hahahahaha.
………
Lin Feng was also happy.
"These sisters are so awesome, they even started a festival of their own."
"I was confused all of a sudden, and then she suddenly sent me a red envelope."
Lin Feng: "How many did I send you? 3.1415926?"
"That's not true. I was sent 5,200, but I didn't want it. I returned it, and then she sent it to me again."
Lin Feng: "Why don't you accept it? Brother, you don't understand love. Isn't it mutual?"
"That's the problem, you know. She sent it twice and I canceled it twice. She sent it to me the third time, and she also said some blessings for White Day. I thought it was quite romantic, so I accepted it. .
But it was like this one second ago, but after two seconds it was wrong.
She suddenly said to me, you are the first boy to accept money from me in so many years,
We were about to break up at that time! ”
Lin Feng: "Didn't the brothers on the public screen teach you? You should also give her a compass."
Doesn’t she like π? Let her draw it herself.
Well. . . .
"Don't be ridiculous, military advisor. She really made a big fuss this time. She told me that this is a deposit for love. Now that you have taken back the deposit, it doesn't matter to everyone."
Lin Feng smiled, "Then what does she mean? I'll send you 5200, and you can send back 13140. I'll wait for you here."
"I don't know. Anyway, she is always like this. She does something when nothing happens, or ignores me. Every day, she is silent for three to four hours at night, four to five hours without sound, or silent for four or five hours during the day. Sound.”
"I'll tell you why."
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard and quickly wrote a line of words.
"She was trying to activate the ATM"
………
"She's trying to activate the ATM"
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiao Shui: "She is testing the password."
Yaoyao: "This woman's rank is so high."
Xinxin: "Personally, I understand that if you want to eat or go somewhere, you should directly tell your boyfriend, honey, what do I want to eat today, instead of always telling your boyfriend in advance."
right.
nausea.
………
The man retorted: "No, she also has money."
Lin Feng: "So what? Who cares about having too much money? The key is to get a big licker who spends money for yourself."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Come on, buddy, answer a few questions for me quickly."
"Yeah!"
Lin Feng: "Does she usually show off her circle of friends? For example, the red envelopes and gifts you give her, including when you take her to eat black pearls."
"Yes, I post it every time."
Lin Feng: "Besides you, do you show off other people's gifts?"
"Hey, how do you know there are other people giving her gifts?"
Lin Feng: "So there is, right?"
"Yes, she often shows off other people's gifts, including flowers and jewelry."
Um.
Only in and out.
The circle of friends is managed very delicately.
Confirmed.
"Get girls!"
(End of chapter)