Chapter 66 You are a happy little pig
Then the two played until seven o'clock in the evening.
After winning another game, Qiao Jingjing looked at the historical data,
Oh my god.
Fourteen consecutive wins!
Qiao Jingjing looked at her own record happily. There were positives and negatives, but it was pretty good.
I couldn't help but send a screenshot to Sister Ling for a little show off.
When I returned to the game interface, I found that Fengxian had exited the game.
On QQ.
"Fengxian, don't you want to play anymore?"
"Well, I have work later."
Qiao Jingjing was stunned for a moment, do you still have to work so late?
"By the way, I found that your second skill, Cai Wenji, is very accurate. You can try Mozi and Zhong Kui."
"Ah? Really? But I heard that these heroes are difficult to train."
"Try it, maybe you will be surprised."
"Yeah! Thank you Fengxian, go to work quickly."
"You're welcome, bye!"
Lin Feng left.
Qiao Jingjing sat alone in the room, always recalling Fengxian's voice in her head, and couldn't help but wonder what this boy looked like?
………
After logging out of QQ, Lin Feng recorded last night's emotional story as usual.
It didn't stop until half past eight.
Then turn on the computer and log into the live broadcast room.
"Wow, Military Advisor is finally on air."
"All the flowers I waited for have faded."
"Tiezi, good evening!"
"Good evening everyone, put 'I'm here' on the public screen and let me see your yellow vests!"
I am coming!
I am coming!
I am coming!
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "Thank you to all the family members in the live broadcast room. Let's give it a thumbs up and send the lights."
"I know some people come to listen, some come to learn, some come to be hypnotized, and some come to kill time,
What?
I'm leaving!
Don't go,
Young hero, stay! ”
Hahahahaha.
After a simple warm-up, there were already more than a dozen people waiting for Lianmai backstage.
The number of likes and shares in the live broadcast room quickly exceeded 10,000.
Lin Feng did not waste any time and directly started the one-on-one mic session.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
The first winner tonight is a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, tell your story."
"Military advisor, I was chasing a girl. Because we were classmates and knew each other well, I confessed to her that I liked her.
But she said we can only be friends,
I thought to myself that if we confessed our feelings, we would definitely not be friends anymore.
At least that's what I think.
So I said forget it and just be a stranger from now on.
But she said she couldn't bear it.
Then it kept pulling back and forth, which made me very painful. ”
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
Write two words quickly:
‘Spare tire’.
The boy was not surprised and said: "Actually, I also guessed that this might be the result. I blocked her in the middle and I didn't contact her for about ten days. Then she suddenly came to me again and said she was in a bad mood and wanted to drink with me. ”
Lin Feng: "Brother, are you sure there are no other boys around her?"
"OK!"
Lin Feng: "Is it possible that we are too anxious? Let me tell you, buddy, falling in love has to be a process.
For example, from the beginning of mutual affection, it gradually developed into high-frequency chatting, then voice, video, and finally some intimate actions between lovers,
You can’t expect results right from the start,
Can we try to get along slowly first and use some of our own charm to further attract each other? ”
Boy: "But we have already been intimate."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Brother, what is the intimate act you are talking about?"
"Just hugging, kissing, holding hands, she and I have done all of these."
Lin Feng smiled: "Brother, if you say that, you are not a spare tire, you are a happy little pig."
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
"Happy Piggy" Xiao Wan: "I laughed so hard, hahahaha."
Yaoyao: "I know a girl who raises happy piglets like this, hahaha, it's a routine."
Don't understand.
What do you mean?
Milk-white Xuezi: "Isn't it happy to be able to do intimate things without having to take responsibility, little pig?"
Lizi: "Alas! The unhappy little pig passed by."
Hahahahaha.
………
Boy: "But she didn't admit it and kept saying we could only be friends."
Lin Feng: "That means she enjoys ambiguity. After weighing the value, she feels that you can't be my boyfriend. I want to find someone I really like, but I am emotionally lacking and lonely in my heart, so I use you temporarily." ”
Diagnosed, buddy,
"You are friends and relatives!"
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "You don't understand, right? This is also called lip friendship, commonly known as lip match!"
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
"Friends and Relatives" "Also called lip friendship" "Commonly known as lip partner"
Ha ha ha ha.
"Wait a minute, the ICU gave me a dry burn. What does this mean?"
Stranger: “I just don’t want to fall in love, I just want to kiss her.”
"Then the question is, where do you put your hands when you kiss?"
"Maybe you have mastered the size."
Hahahahaha.
Xiao Tuji: "In the past, women were afraid that men would not give her status, but now women are so afraid that men will give her status."
Little Demon: "To put it another way, is it too much to kiss a stranger?"
Stranger: "Who called me?"
Hahahahahahahaha.
………
Boy: "Military advisor, actually I don't want to be like this, but every time I want to break up with her, she comes to me again. Can you teach me a way to stop her from coming to me, and don't make her too sad."< br>
Very simple,
Lin Feng quickly wrote two words on the blackboard.
‘Borrow money’
Then he said: "There is nothing in this world that can make a girl give up more quickly than borrowing money."
"But I lent her money, even 50,000 yuan."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Brother, is it possible that people keep looking for you because they want you to pay back the money?"
"No, no, it's already paid off."
If that's the case...
Lin Feng: "Then there is only the second way, continue to borrow money. Let her continue to treat you."
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
"Borrow money" "Let her bow her head" "Keep borrowing money" "Let her keep bowing her head"
User 12353: "New here, what do you mean next?"
He is the man who has a clear mind in the afternoon.
Got it!
6!
"Years of doubts finally found the answer here."
Ha ha ha ha.
Hua Ha: "Speaking of which, borrowing money is really a surefire way to test various relationships."
Jiang Cheng: "A married woman always sent me bargaining information on Duoduo. Later, when she sent me the message, she asked me to borrow money, and she never sent me another message."
Ha ha ha ha.
Elementary school student: "I forgot about it. After hearing what the military advisor said, I remembered that my ex-girlfriend lent me 20,000 yuan and hasn't paid it back. I'm going to send a message now."
Stranger: "Brother, lend me 20,000 yuan. You tell me who you like, and I will tell you the matchmaker even if I wear my tongue."
Xiaoyu: "Brother, let's talk, not for money. I just don't worry if others lie to you."
Ha ha ha ha.
(End of chapter)