Chapter 67: Feel sorry for the boys around you
Boy: "Then why not just borrow it?"
Damn it!
This made Lin Feng laugh.
"Brother, I asked you to borrow money to make her bow to you. I don't mean that you won't pay back the money. What the hell are you thinking."
"Oh oh oh!"
"But military advisor, if I work harder, will there be any results?"
Lin Feng: "Judging from your description, the chances are slim, but the other party currently has no better options, so you don't have no chance at all.
Brother, tell the truth, are you unable to excel in some aspects?
Like looks? ”
Boy: "It's okay. I'm fair and fair. The only drawback is that I'm a little short."
Lin Feng: "How high?"
"One meter sixty-five."
Lin Feng: "That's really hard to do."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "But brother, don't be too discouraged. This thing is 30% destined, and 70% depends on diet. If it doesn't work, we will exercise more."
"Brother, I'm 25."
ah?
Lin Feng: "Brother, if you say that, then you are a floor heater. People only need you when they are cold. My suggestion is to borrow money and keep borrowing money until she completely bows to you."
"Brother, I don't want to stay warm. Is it really impossible for me to be with her?"
Lin Feng: "It is possible that floor heating can be upgraded to a boiler."
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
"Floor Heating" "Boiler"
Ha ha ha ha.
CC: "No, what do you mean, I don't understand."
Tian Qing: "Through the examination of the questions and the content of Lianmai, we can know that the male protagonist is a warm man, but the reason why he cannot become a boyfriend is because of his height. What is the difference between floor heating and radiator? It is height, so floor heating = height comparison Short and warm man.”
That's awesome, man.
October: "So... floor heating = short, boiler = scapegoat?"
Stranger: "No, no, no, the boiler can heat many people, not just one."
Xiaowan: "So many nouns...another day of learning new knowledge."
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Boy: "But this is not what I want. Is it still possible without becoming a boiler?"
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard,
"It seems that we have to resort to the last resort."
With that said, Lin Feng quickly wrote three words on the blackboard.
‘Inner height increase’
Wearing Chaizi Le, you no longer look small.
"Brother, the height inside LANEW will make you superior to others."
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Increase internally.
I really didn't expect that.
One move to kill!
Xiao Wang: "The happy little pig didn't smile, and the floor heating boiler didn't smile either. I laughed like crazy as my penis increased, and people in the office looked at me... What should I do? Send it to the work group? It's quite urgent to wait online."< br>
Stranger: "Send it, send it now, if you want to go crazy, everyone will go crazy together."
Ha ha ha ha.
Gouzi: "As soon as the inner growth came out, I just fell down laughing."
Xu Xiansen: "I am not talented, but I have a few pairs of thick-soled shoes."
Old Demon: "A strong man from Douzong is so terrifying that he can actually change the structure of space!!"
Hahahahaha.
………
The barrage laughed like crazy, and the boy left in embarrassment.
How can we fix it?
Lin Feng is not a god either.
It can help him analyze his feelings and help him grow taller.
Height is a flaw,
You can either be rich, you can be talented, or you can work hard to improve your personality.
Otherwise, you can only face reality and add two layers to increase the height.
Be confident.
It's not a big deal.
After hanging up the mic, Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room: "Brothers, to be honest, no girl will choose six-pack abs when faced with six-pack abs and six houses, so brothers Go to the gym less, work hard, and make money is the right way.
The same goes for girls, no one will see whether the short-sleeved shirt you are wearing is from LV or Gucci, and no one will see whether your bag is real or fake,
But whether you are fat or thin, tall or short, whether your waist is thick or not, whether your face is big or not, you can clearly see it from 50 meters away,
This society is like this, demanding girls’ appearance and boys’ money.
But then again,
Families, boys are under more pressure because money is so damn hard to make.
In fact, as long as a woman can earn 3,000 yuan, she will dare to travel, travel around the world, and post on WeChat Moments.
But even if a man earns 10,000 yuan a month, he still doesn’t have any money left on hand.
Because there are car loans and house payments, adoptive parents and family education, and there are wives and girlfriends in between, there are so many festivals in 365 days that require a sense of ritual and romance.
A man has been busy all his life. In the end, his property belongs to his children, his salary belongs to his wife, and only his hard work and grievances belong to him.
To tell the truth, when a woman has no money, 90% of people will choose to continue to make money to support her.
But when a man has no money, 90% of women will choose to leave him,
When money confuses people's hearts, all the burden falls on men.
So feel sorry for the boys around you. ”
…………
On the barrage.
Damn it!
This dog strategist finally spoke up for us men.
Ryoko: "A simple test is to open the wardrobe at home. It can be said that 90% of the clothes in it are for girls. Men may only wear a few pieces of clothing. If you don't believe it, go home and open the wardrobe."
? ? ? ?
"Wardrobe? What is a wardrobe?"
"I am a cardboard box."
"I just have a plastic bag."
"I have a cloth bag."
Damn it!
You are all cruel people.
"Look, there are just two sets of clothes hanging up."
"Where did you get two sets? Wash and dry them at night, and you can wear them again the next day."
Brother, you win.
Hahahahaha.
User 2314: "No kidding, if I hang myself at home, my wife will think I am swinging."
Stranger: "Brother, you must hold on and swing the swing higher."
Be sure to swing out of the swing without stopping.
Hahahahaha.
Brother Daxing: "The defense is broken! I think I am the same."
Lost: "That's wrong, brother, if you hang me up, your wife will just say: What are you doing! Come down and cook! Come over here and change my shoes."
"It used to be very sad, but now it's even more sad."
Brothers, don't be so pessimistic, because there will still be many pessimistic days in the future.
It hurts my heart, kid.
You better fucking make a typo.
Hahahahaha.
…………
Okay,
Please invite the next guest.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
The other party is a girl.
The voice was cooing, with a slight accent.
"I'm sorry, military advisor, because I had my chin done, so it's a little hard to speak."
That's it.
"So you have a pointy chin now?"
Lin Feng instantly imagined a snake face.
"No, they make round chins."
? ? ?
"Because I prefer oval faces."
Lin Feng nodded.
It seems that not all women who undergo plastic surgery have no aesthetic taste.
"Tell me about your emotional problems."
"I just want to know if this person has that kind of affection for me?"
Lin Feng: "So who is this person?"
"My surgeon."
? ? ?
A plastic surgery girl falls in love with the surgeon. . .
"They're not sisters, are you crazy?!"
(End of chapter)