Chapter 68 The plastic surgery woman falls in love with the surgeon
Lin Feng: "Sister, do you know what Xingyuan Brain means? You don't understand, do you?"
Lin Feng knocked on the blackboard.
Write a line quickly.
"Xingyuan brain=peach blossom epilepsy=nymphomaniac!"
Well. . . .
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On the barrage.
"Plastic Surgery Girl Falls in Love with the Surgeon"
The military advisor’s initial diagnosis: Xing Yuan Brain.
Second diagnosis: peach blossom epilepsy.
Third diagnosis: Nymphomaniac!
Hahahahaha.
Chu Chu: "It's like falling in love with the instructor during military training."
Little Q: "Falling in love with riders while eating takeout."
Nian Gao: "I fell in love with Tony when I had a haircut, fell in love with my coach when I was working out, fell in love with my teacher when I went to school..."
Gouzi: "I'm different. I scolded teachers when I was in school, scolded instructors during military training, scolded leaders after work, and scolded drivers when riding in cars. It's called super male possession for short!"
Or say you are a real dog.
Brother, your self-positioning is very clear.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "Sister, do you know how many operations a surgeon will perform in a day and how many girls he will come into contact with?"
"A dozen or so."
Lin Feng: "Then do you think any of these dozen have done breast enlargement?"
"No, he specializes in facials."
Lin Feng: "Then will he visit the department sometimes?"
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, you don't understand this industry at all. I haven't seen a girl who is the chief surgeon. Why should I be interested in you?"
"But I think it will!"
Lin Feng smiled: "Then did he extend an olive branch to you?"
"I don't know if that counts."
Lin Feng: "For example?"
“We have added WeChat.”
"Nonsense, you are in a client relationship. If he doesn't add you, who will?"
"But he did say something."
"What did he say?"
"After I had my chin done that day, he asked me to come back for a review in three months, and then said I was fine, but a little thinner. I asked him if he liked thinner ones, and he said he liked fatter ones,
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Because I am less than 80 pounds and relatively thin, she asked me to eat more. ”
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"Gone?"
"No more."
"That's it?"
"Yeah."
Lin Feng gave the other party a big eye roll.
Are you making trouble?
What does this mean?
Girl: "Military advisor, you don't know. He is a very mature and stable person. He doesn't talk much. If he didn't like me, why did he come over and talk to me that day? This is not his character."
Lin Feng was completely speechless.
"Do they like you? They think you are too thin for surgery, and they are afraid that you will faint again in the operating room."
This is someone else's job. They only care about the success of the operation. You are thinking too much about it, sister,
And when you ask people whether they like fat or thin people, they all say they like fat people,
You said you are less than 80 pounds, have a butt but not a butt, and have breasts but not breasts. What do people like about you?
You,
Not only is sex related to the brain,
Still a dream girl.
Well. . .
………
On the barrage.
"Not Just a Sex Brain" "Still a Dream Girl"
Ha ha ha ha.
Self-reflection is okay.
Lala: "No, what is my family's dream girl?"
Xiao Wan: "Some girls can't distinguish between reality and fantasy, such as "The Overbearing President and Me, Divorced with Two Children"
It's a bit abstract.
Ha ha ha ha.
Demon Tamer: "I, a boy, have talked about all the girls I like in my dreams since elementary school. So am I a dream boy?"
There is no dream boy, only a man with a lower head.
I'm following the trend again. Ha ha ha ha.
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Lin Feng: "If you still don't give up, I will tell you a truth that will make you give up. No one in the medical beauty hospital, whether they are a medical beauty consultant, a surgeon, or someone engaged in related work, will go to a Plastic surgery.”
"Why?"
Lin Feng: "Because in their eyes, plastic surgery women are more like products made by them. How can people fall in love with products?"
Of course,
Unless you are very beautiful and stunning.
If you didn’t look good before and people see you as you are, they will 100% mind you.
Girl: "That's okay. When he saw me, I was okay."
Lin Feng: "You're so lucky. You have to do all the fucking plastic surgeries and you probably don't even have any eyebrows."
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Tangtang: "No kidding, I look like I sucked without makeup."
Xinxin: "For others, dark skin is limited to the season, but I have permanent skin. I really dare not go out without makeup."
Wu Qi Ma Hei: "Sometimes I feel ugly. I worry too much about my beauty."
Really, when I look in the mirror I feel pretty, but when I turn on the original camera, I really want to ask a Taoist priest to do it.
Small cake: "The front camera of the iPhone, the beauty camera, and myself are exactly the same."
Hahahahaha.
Gouzi: "I heard that girls don't have eyebrows. They shave them off themselves to make it easier to put on makeup."
No, it's gone.
Why?
It's so small-minded.
Hahahahaha.
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Lin Feng: "Sister, we must not get on the pole. Although people may not like you, but if you insist on sending it to their door, they will definitely feel that it is in vain."
Girl: "Although I may have a lot of drama, the content of my chat with him was very normal and there was nothing out of line."
Lin Feng: "The more normal you are, the less likely it will be. Sister, just give up on this idea."
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Sister, you are just like me going to the gym to work out and then falling in love with my fitness instructor. This is a behavior without a sense of boundaries.
Sister, you have to realize a problem. If the surgeon offers you an olive branch and wants to tease you, it means that you are definitely not the first one.
He was taking advantage of his job to attack his customers.
You have to know that everyone must have a sense of principle when working, that is, we are just handing over work,
If this person takes advantage of his job to get emotionally involved with you, remember that you are definitely not the first. ”
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On the barrage.
Guan Guan: "Trivia: There is no one in the gym who is not lewd."
Big Face: "That's right, he started talking to you in a pornographic manner. If you respond, he will definitely defeat you. However, this thing does not distinguish between men and women. After all, the pants did not fall off by themselves."
From south to north: "My friend is a male coach. He said that he can collect 12 zodiac signs in one year."
Awesome!
Sadness: "As a female coach, I feel ashamed. After working for three years, I don't have a boyfriend. All the female colleagues around me are married to rich second-generation people."
Tangtang: "There is a rich woman in our gym who owns Cullinan. She is over 40 years old and bought 1 million classes for the store manager."
Mr. Zayu: "Can't you give it privately, so that the store manager can get a commission?"
Stranger: "The situation is too small. It costs 1 million to buy a course. Do you think you will give it in private? Listen to the applause."
6!
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Girl: "I don't think he is this kind of person."
Damn it,
It’s over,
Love brain.
Lin Feng: "I think in this case, you should not fall in love with others. If you want to get married directly, send him private messages every day. In less than three days, he will block you directly."
"Just chat to death."
Lin Feng: "Don't you say that people are interested in you? It's really interesting. It's too late to be happy. How can we die talking about it?"
"Then I might as well delete him directly."
Lin Feng: "Why did you delete it? You will have to follow up for a follow-up visit later."
"Yes."
Girls are silly and a little cute.
Lin Feng: "Anyway, remember one thing, he is just your surgeon. Just like if you contact me now, don't fall in love with the military advisor. That's the truth."
Go down.
(End of chapter)