Chapter 72 The silly girl burst out laughing
Not only the barrages in the rooms on both sides were laughing like crazy.
Even the silly girl is so uncomfortable holding back her laughter.
God.
Why does such a handsome little brother have a long mouth?
However, the anchor's professionalism told her not to laugh.
So he said: "So I want to find someone who is well matched, so what is your main job?"
Lin Feng: "Let me tell you, my job is an iron rice bowl."
"Are you a civil servant?"
Lin Feng: "No, it's the security guard's nest!"
Poof~
Ho ho ho ho.
The stupid girl still broke her defense.
Because I wanted to hold back my laughter, I laughed out loud for a while.
………
On the barrage.
Damn it!
What's going on?
The river flows: "I feel like this girl can uproot a weeping willow."
What?
The cute girl laughed and hit Lu Zhishen?
What?
Cute girl ate eight pigs?
Damn it!
The cute girl ate Lu Zhishen.
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Lin Feng: "Isn't it funny? Let me tell you, our security guards are not iron rice bowls, but nests with huge room for advancement."
"Really...really...?"
The stupid girl couldn't hold back her smile, but her grin was even harder to suppress than AK's.
Lin Feng: "Of course it's true. Think about it, can the community be gone? Can you leave us? If you have an iron rice bowl like us, once you eat it, you will have a nest for a lifetime."
"Hoo...ho ho...ho..."
The stupid girl broke through her defense again and laughed strangely again.
But no one laughed at her this time.
Because it's all fucking broken.
Damn it!
The military advisor is really poisonous.
It made me fucking laugh.
"Can the neighborhood be gone?" "Can you leave us?" "The security guard will eat it for life." . .
Stranger: "Actually, many people don't understand, and many people look down on security guards. In fact, security guards are really an iron rice bowl. They can work until they are 70 years old at the age of 18. They are not afraid of unemployment at all, and the work is not tiring. There is air conditioning, and they can train the owners if nothing happens. ”
Gouzi: "Really? But they all say I am the door-opening dog."
Ha ha ha ha.
The river flows: "Brother, you can't do it. Meituan, are you hungry? SF Express, Zhongtong, Shentong, Baishi, they all call me big brother."
Xiao Wan: "If you open the door, you are the big brother, if you don't open it, you are the watchdog."
What happened to the watchdog?
They can't go home without you.
Hahahahaha.
Chaoyuan: "I'm warning you, you can call me a social dog or a single dog, but you can't call me an open-door dog."
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Lin Feng: "Sister, please don't laugh. Our security guards were in ancient times, and they had to be called third-grade guards with swords. I also worked hard for a long time to reach my current position~"
"I don't know if you have heard that sentence. I am a security guard. I protect the safety of everyone. When I go to get off work and get off work, the owners always say good morning."
Poof~
Ho ho ho ho.
………
On the barrage.
"Going to work in order to get off work" "The owners all say good morning, treasure"
Damn it!
The military advisor is really a fucking genius.
Milk-white Xuezi: "Holding a three-piece security suit, commanding the thief to pry the door open."
Hot movie: "Punch Ximen Qing, kick Huang Laosan, only love the owner Zhou Xiaodan."
I love eating bear biscuits, but Xiao Dan called me cerebral palsy. .
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
………
"Hoo...ho ho...then you...ho ho...do you have any savings?"
It was too hard to suppress a smile and talk, and the silly girl felt like her stomach was going to cramp right now.
Lin Feng: "Sister, let me tell you, if I reach such a height at such a young age, do I need to save money? I will be done with consumption, and my monthly income of 8,000~"
"Then you...hoho...have a house?"
Lin Feng: "How many rooms are there? Of course there are several rooms." "Where is your house?"
Lin Feng: "It's a nest in the community~"
Dumb Girl: "So you are not only a security guard, you are also the owner of the community, right?"
Lin Feng: "That's not the nest, it's the one assigned by our company."
Well. . . .
"Are you talking about the dormitory?"
Lin Feng: "The right nest."
………
On the barrage.
"I have a house" "Assigned by the company" "It can't be a dormitory" "The right nest"
It's a 12-person dormitory.
Just ask you if you are tough.
12 people?
Are you sure it's a dormitory, not a warehouse?
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Dumb Girl: "Does that mean you don't have your own house now? Didn't you say that security guards are an iron rice bowl? Why don't you even have a house?"
Lin Feng: "Sister, let me tell you, security guards are very profitable, but I have only been working as a security guard for two months. Let me tell you, I have determined to become a security guard since I graduated from middle school.
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I delayed the relationship for several years,
That is to say, I have worked hard for many years to reach this level,
Although I don’t work long hours, I don’t have a lot of savings.
But I’m telling you, I can think of a way, because we are a place with a lot of oil and water~”
"Ho ho ho ho!"
Lin Feng: "Don't laugh. For example, last month, I had no money to spend, so I sold a dormitory to live in~"
? ? ?
Dumb girl: "Does the name of your dormitory belong to you? You just sold a dormitory."
Lin Feng: "You can sell it even if it's not mine. Anyway, I just sold the nest~"
? ? ?
"Does the landlord agree?"
Lin Feng: "If he doesn't agree, then I'll sell the nest too~"
Well. . . .
………
"I sold the house" "Does the landlord agree?" "I sold it even if I didn't agree"
Hahahaha
Awesome!
Gouzi: "I want to sell my computer to make cash, but the network administrator doesn't agree."
This network administrator is not authentic.
The layout is smaller.
Milky-white Xuezi: "Brother, let's change our thinking and sell the network administrator first."
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Hahahahaha.
………
Dumb girl: "Then what kind of girl do you like?"
Lin Feng: "I like girls with long hair, big eyes, and a laugh that could kill Wu Song."
? ? ?
"You...you're not talking about me, are you?" The silly girl's face was hot.
Raymond Lam: "The right nest"
"But I also have beauty on my face."
Lin Feng: "It doesn't matter, I look like this, what else should I choose?"
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "I mainly want to fall in love for two or three years. When you are in your 30s, I will find the next one."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Actually, you look very similar to my ex-girlfriend. When I see you, I can't help but think of her~"
"Then why did you break up?"
The silly girl looked serious, and she actually believed it.
Lin Feng: "It was the same place where she and I once went on a trip. We stayed under the same roof at night, but nothing happened.
It wasn’t until the third day when we went out for a drink that she couldn’t drink enough and got drunk. I helped her back to the hotel and she just lay on the bed.
At that time, she was wearing a tights on the upper body and yoga pants on the lower body. Look at that figure,
I feel a little excited in my heart,
I also drank too much at that time. I am a man too, right. ”
Hearing this, the stupid girl was already blushing.
Lin Feng: "So I couldn't hold it back. I...I washed her socks."
? ? ?
Lin Feng: "Then she stopped talking to me the next day and broke up with me. Sister, do you know, that was the first time I washed a girl's socks,
But there was no washing powder at that time, so I washed it with soap. Do you think she didn’t like the smell of soap? ”
? ? ?
Two seconds later,
Poof~
Ho ho ho ho ho.
(End of chapter)