Chapter 71: When you can’t figure it out, give me a big plane
Damn it!
So that's it.
"This old man really pisses me off."
"I just went to learn about the gaslighting effect. This girl may have really been PUA. I was still laughing, but I thought this woman was shocked. Now I can't laugh anymore."
"Oh, she was deceived, tricked, and PUA'd. Let alone her, it would be crazy for me, an emotionally stable person."
"The military advisor is right. This girl has no scheming intentions, otherwise she wouldn't have said those words in the first place to make us misunderstand that it was her fault."
"And we are making fun of her on the public screen. She will definitely not be able to stand it."
"Yeah! We also indirectly did a gaslighting effect."
"It's wrong to hit someone, but there's nothing wrong with hitting a liar."
"There's nothing wrong with beating up a liar who drives himself crazy."
"It's probably not the first time that an old man, together with his parents and relatives, deceives a little girl. Oh my god, it's so scary."
"Suddenly I feel sorry for the girl."
"@strategist, why didn't you say it just now?"
Lin Feng smiled because she knew the girl was still in the room.
The girl was on the mic just now and she was so excited.
He kicked her off the mic, just to calm her down.
In fact, Lin Feng sent her a private message immediately and asked her to stay in the room because he had something to say to her.
"Thank you, host."
Sure enough, not long after, a private message from the girl came from the background.
Lin Feng said to the live broadcast room:
Sister,
You must remember,
Being impatient is because you don’t have enough experience,
You are irritable because you are incompetent,
You are upset because your thinking is unclear,
Anxiety is because you think too much,
Stress is because your expectations are too high,
Fear is because you are too afraid of losing,
You have to learn to let go,
Learn to be alone in your own world, and learn to let nature take its course in other people's world.
How to learn?
Come to my live broadcast room.
When I can't figure it out, just give me a big plane.
After swiping and swiping, you'll figure it out. ”
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………
On the barrage.
Stranger: "I just thought I was about to sublimate, but you gave me a big dick."
The stream flows: "I heard your plan in Kyoto."
Xiao Wan: "Get a man!"
Yaoyao: "Wrong, it's the man with a lower head."
Hahahahaha.
………
Behind the screen, the girl was also amused.
He posted a smiley face covering his mouth on the public screen.
Lin Feng: "So sister, you must understand that those who love you will always have a way to make you happy, and there will always be a way to make you laugh.
There are five thousand people in my live broadcast room accompanying you, you are not alone,
Think about it from another angle, you have a lot of advantages over him,
He only has a few stinky buddies to accompany him, and a few stinky women who like him,
And you have five thousand family members in our live broadcast room to accompany you,
So forget it,
Your new life has just begun. ”
…………
On the barrage.
Oh my god,
I fell in love with the strategist all over again.
Me too.
It's too warm.
Xiao Wan: "People who love you always have a way to make you happy."
Gouzi: "When this boy hears this sentence, his heart will slow down."
The river flows: "This kid has great empathy."
"Mo Baoren, break me into pieces, I'm about to give birth."
You are the most fucking outrageous.
Hahahahaha.
…………
"Thank you, counselor, I know what to do."
Girls sincerely thank you again.
Lin Feng nodded, hoping that after this incident, she could really be reborn.
Lianmai, Lianmai.
Lin Feng calmed down and prepared to continue the wheat streak.
At this moment,
The public screen flashed.
Lin Feng knew that the PK time had come. "Hello, little brother!"
Before the video of the other party was clear, a gentle and lovely female voice came.
The next second.
A cute girl with long hair and big eyes appeared on the public screen.
Dumb girl?
Lin Feng was startled.
"Little brother, what kind of anchor are you?"
"Wow, there are so many people in your room!"
"With such a handsome face, he must be a good-looking anchor, right?"
"Hello, little brother, you can call me silly girl."
As soon as I come up,
The silly girl was chirping like a little sparrow.
Lin Feng glanced at the room opposite.
There are actually less than 50 people online.
Is this the time when the silly girl first started live streaming?
"Young girl, right? What kind of anchor are you?"
Lin Feng smiled slightly,
The stupid girl was lost in thought.
"Stupid girl?"
"Huh? Oh, oh, oh, I am an outdoor anchor, so I eat and drink everywhere, hee hee hee."
Lin Feng nodded,
It seems that what the silly girl did in the early days was outdoors.
"Then why didn't you go out today?"
Dumb girl: “I’m not feeling well today, so I’m just chatting with my fans at home.”
"By the way, little brother, you must be a good-looking anchor. You have so many big brothers and sisters in your room."
Looking at the innocent and cute look of the silly girl, Lin Feng suddenly wanted to tease her.
So he put on the accent of an old man from Guangxi and said: "Me, I'm not a host. I just have nothing to do after get off work. I just broadcast for fun..."
"Forget it, let me tell you the truth. In fact, I have been single for too long and I haven't been able to find that partner, so I want to find a girlfriend online. These people in the room are just watching the fun."
"Hey, you won't be able to find a girlfriend when you look like this?"
The stupid girl shook her head in disbelief.
Lin Feng smiled: "What will I look like?"
"Just...just like that!" The stupid girl suddenly felt a little embarrassed.
Lin Feng: "Others don't know about this stuff, sister, don't you know it yet? Beauty filters and microdermabrasion, whoever uses it will be a millionaire."
………
On the barrage.
Xiao Wan: "If the world deceives you, turn on your beauty and deceive the whole world."
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
Yaoyao: "But what is the military advisor doing?"
The taste of a mouthful of snail noodles
Hahaha, I guess I just want to tease the girl.
Shh!
Be careful of other people peeking into the screen.
OK.
………
As a result, the direction of barrages in Lin Feng's live broadcast room changed.
They were all teasing and urging Lian Mai to find someone.
The silly girl blinked her big eyes and began to believe it.
But beauty also requires foundation, and my little brother must be pretty good-looking in reality.
Dumb girl: "What kind of partner are you looking for, little brother?"
Lin Feng: "I don't have high requirements, as long as I'm a good match~"
Well. . .
……..
On the barrage.
Damn it!
I really can't hold my family any longer.
The taste of the snail noodles that the military master tasted was really amazing, hahahahaha.
The small river flows: "Cantonese is super difficult to learn. Ding and Ding don't understand it. It's not useless even if it's slanted."
Are your shoes worn out?
Just wash it.
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiaowan: "Old cousins from Guangxi, why don't you laugh?"
We are not naturally inclined to laugh.
Let me see who dares to laugh at us.
I dare to laugh that this year’s sugar oranges sell for 20 yuan per catty.
Don’t worry, everyone, we in Jiangxi also sell sugar oranges.
Hahahahaha.
Once I was having dinner with a friend from Guangxi. He picked up a snail and sucked it, then said it was a male. He picked up another snail and sucked it, and then said it was a male.
I want to say why it is so powerful, both male and female can be distinguished.
Later I found out that it was empty.
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
(End of chapter)