Chapter 78: Let go of the garbage so that you can receive the gift
On the barrage.
Jinse: "You pick up the chewing gum that others have chewed and continue to chew it. You also show off that you can blow bubbles. Little do you know that you are just obsessed with the things that others are tired of eating. The garbage must be given to the rag collector."
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Xiaobai: "Trash cans match garbage. If you are willing to be a trash can, then all you will encounter will be garbage."
Dumb girl: "Let go of the trash so you can free your hands to receive gifts."
The lady said it very well.
The river flows: "I walked for a long time carrying a bag of garbage. I missed many gifts along the way. I was afraid that others would snatch my bag of garbage. Later I realized that bad things should be thrown away as soon as possible."
Yaoyao: "I have been carrying garbage for more than a year, and now my hands feel dirty."
Yes,
Only by throwing away the trash can you embrace beauty.
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"Thank you guys, I know how to do it."
The boy hung up the microphone.
Before leaving, I gave Lin Feng a special effect of a hundred old hens.
I lost it!
The boy is quite vindictive!
Lin Feng shook his head and smiled.
Lian Mai continued.
Please invite the next dog licker!
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Still a boy.
Lin Feng: "Brother, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I broke up with my girlfriend, and now she has found a boy who gives her gold coins."
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Lin Feng: "Does it have anything to do with you?"
Since we broke up,
That's the ex.
Her ex’s current boyfriend gave her gold coins. Does this have anything to do with you?
"Military advisor, I just want to know how long it will take for them to break up?"
Lin Feng rolled his eyes, do you think I am a fortune teller?
"But buddy, there's something wrong with you. Why do you care so much about your ex?"
Boy: "I just want to see if I still have a chance."
Lin Feng's expression suddenly became wonderful.
"Okay, buddy, I'm very generous. Do you know that your ex is currently lying in the arms of another man?"
"No, no, no, they are far away."
Lin Feng: "No matter how far away we are, by plane or high-speed rail, we can always see each other once a week. What should happen will happen. Can you still accept it?"
"No, military advisor, they are in a foreign country, and the man is abroad."
Lin Feng: "You can take photos and videos in foreign countries, otherwise you would be stupid if you exploded with so many gold coins."
"Brother, stop talking."
how?
Don't dare to think?
Lin Feng smiled: "I said not to say it, but what was supposed to happen happened. When I played the video at night, baby, what are you wearing?
The pajamas I'm wearing,
So cute, can I see your pajamas? I want to buy one too,
Yeah, what's in your pajamas?
I want to see it.
I just want to take a look at the baby,
Don’t worry, they won’t take screenshots. ”
Lin Feng's vivid performance made the barrage laugh like crazy.
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Damn it!
The military advisor understands this very well.
"No, you are really not afraid of recording the screen."
Who would be so wary of an object?
If you divide it up, there will be a lot of people threatening it.
"I'll send it directly, no need to record it."
I called you, pick it up.
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
"The screen has been recorded, please send money, otherwise your video will be posted online."
You can, but please put me in the series of pure female college students.
Damn it!
You are invincible,
Hahahahaha.
"Whoever pays me, I will video chat with."
Stop trying to catch me, sister, you’re already raising your eyebrows.
Ha ha ha ha.
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Boy: "Brother, please stop talking, I really broke my defense."
Lin Feng: "You deserve it. You'll get your points. You're responsible for this."
"Why do you, a military advisor, still carry a sword?"
Lin Feng: "Not only do I carry a knife, I also carry an umbrella."
Lin Feng picked up a bottle of drink from the table,
"Do you know what 'bi' this is?"
The boy thought for a while and said: "Silly Bi?"
Right!
"You are very savvy, brother, come on, have a drink."
Well. . . .
………
On the barrage.
Xiaoqiang.
Um?
You have to watch this knife carefully.
Why?
Because this knife will be very handsome.
"No, brother, Xiaoqiang, are you serious?"
Xiaoqiang, unknown?
Very strong.
Hahahahaha.
Dumb girl: "What are you talking about?"
A very nice book.
The river flows: "Don't search!"
Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "Military advisor, actually I am also passive, even my ex will occasionally flirt with me. As for her social media, she always hints at me when there is nothing wrong, and then her boyfriend quarrels with her, and she comes to see her Me.”
Lin Feng: "Brother, you changed from your current position to your ex, and then from your ex to your spare tire. Your identity transformation is so damn smooth."
Well. . .
"Actually, I feel very uncomfortable."
Lin Feng: "Aren't you feeling uncomfortable because you have no initiative?"
"Then what should I do?"
Lin Feng: "We've already broken up, what should we do? Forget about her and find another one."
"And brother, remember, if you are one person's spare tire, you will always be the spare tire. If you are the spare tire of 100 people, then these 100 people will be your spare tire, including your ex."
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………
On the barrage.
Damn it!
Two levels of reversal! !
Is this the highest state of dog licking?
The sect master finally made a big move.
Quick, copy it down, you will need to practice it later.
The small river flows: "In a word, build the wall high, accumulate food widely, and slowly become the king."
Brother, what a talent!
That makes sense.
"Don't listen to him. I just chatted with four of them at once, but it turned out that all four of them were in the same dormitory. It was really a social disaster."
Social death?
No no no.
If it works, their dormitory will be for five people!
Damn it!
You are a real fucking wolf warrior!
Hahahahaha.
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Boy: "But I don't have feelings for other people."
Lin Feng: "Then you go die."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng slapped the table: "Brother, you're fucking pissing me off. You and this girl have broken up. She's not your girlfriend anymore, she's your ex. What are you thinking about?"
"Let me tell you this, even if I am in a foreign country, the real love has not happened yet.
But they will meet eventually,
Once the two meet in real life,
When dry firewood meets fire,
That's not a rocking car, buddy,
That means standing up and kicking. ”
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Lin Feng: "Can you bear it if the woman you once loved was stood up and kicked?"
Well. . . .
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On the barrage.
"Dry wood meets fire" "That's not a rocking cart" "That's standing up and pedaling"
Damn it!
Killing is heartbreaking, old man!
A military advisor with a sword never leaves his hand, and his sword is deadly.
wrong!
The sect master never kills with a knife, but with his mouth!
Hahahahaha.
Xiaobai: "I don't understand, what do you mean by standing up and kicking?"
Xu Xiansen: "You ride the newly bought bicycle carefully. If someone else borrows it for a few days, it will start with oil on the floor. If you encounter a pothole on the road, you will not avoid it and just run over it.
You are careful not to scratch it, but others drive it off-road. You understand. ”
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Still don't understand.
Just stand up and kick.
Kick hard.
Regardless of pedaling.
Kick hard.
"You old man, do you know what you are talking about?"
Hahahahaha.
"But one thing to say, although it feels great to stand up and pedal, it is really a bit tiring."
Tell your story.
Want to hear,
Love to listen.
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
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The boy was silent for a while, then said in a low voice: "Anyway, I've already pedaled."
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(End of chapter)