Chapter 79 A qualified ex should be treated as if he were dead
On the barrage.
Xiaoya: "Can you please stop killing male love brains? They are so rare and are nationally protected animals."
Erpang: "Haha, do you think he wants to save you? In fact, he just wants to kick."
Damn it!
Real.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh: "If he steps on it again, he won't be a clown anymore."
Super-male syndrome: "It turns into a labor force."
Young man: "That's okay, just be a laborer for a few more people!"
Oops,
It’s good to be young!
Poof~
Ha ha ha ha.
………
Lin Feng: "If you have never pedaled, then others are pedaling now. If you still want to pedal, you think you are just playing with bumper cars."
"They are so far away and can't meet each other."
Lin Feng: "Brother, I have told you all this. You know nothing. You are just a clown. How do you know what others are talking about? Do you know what they are doing in their videos?"
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"Then I have no choice but to give up now?"
Lin Feng: "You are talking nonsense. If you don't give up, she is still someone else's girlfriend, and someone else is cheating on her."
"I mean, I'll wait."
Lin Feng was convinced: "What the hell are you doing in a cycling relay? Wait a minute, there are so many green and orange beauty groups around you, so if you don't pedal, you just have to focus on this one, right?"
Well. . . .
Really convinced.
Lin Feng: "Is this woman very beautiful?"
"That's...not very beautiful. I just feel like she matches me in every aspect."
Lin Feng: "If you're not beautiful, why are you trying to bullshit me? Hurry up and find someone else. She has a partner now. If you go now, you will be a third party intervening."
"Remember, you are not your fucking ex, you are the mistress."
Well. . . .
"But how can they have a long-distance relationship?"
Lin Feng: "What does it have to do with you whether he succeeds or not? Besides, he will blow gold coins."
"Then I'm going to have sex too, but we must have liked each other at first, and I only got to know each other later. This man was just a crush on me."
Lin Feng: "That means they are more explosive than you, and your ex is not a good girl either."
"But she was fine when she was with me."
What the hell...
OK,
Tell me well and you won’t listen, right?
Lin Feng directly criticized the public screen: "I say it again, she is currently lying in the arms of another man, videotaping with other men,
Maybe even video while taking a shower,
I also videoed when I went to the toilet..."
Boy: "Brother, I was wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, stop saying it."
Lin Feng: "No, I have to say, you are a licking dog, you are a tripod. When someone stands up and pedals, you can only fucking stand aside and watch..."
Um?
Where are people?
Haha, I went down by myself.
Ran away,
The defense is broken,
clown!
………
On the barrage.
Jiejie: "Which sister performed exceptionally well, hahaha."
Xinxin: "I can open champagne, hahaha, it's still too much dog licking."
Xiaoyue's mother: "I laughed so hard that I finally saw a boy break his guard."
Justice in the world: "Laughing? You will be next. I will pull out my size 43 shoe insole and hit you with a score."
"I'm 45, I'll smoke it."
Xiaoyue’s mother: “I don’t have foot odor, I can accept it.”
Hahaha.
Invincible!
Against the odds!
"Who said there is no great emperor in the human race?"
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………
There was laughter and laughter on the public screen, while the guard-breaking man hid in the corner and cried silently.
Lin Feng: "We are all exes. Whether you have forgotten the old relationship or have a sour grape mentality, please remember that not disturbing, pestering, and slandering is the last act of decency and politeness!"
Live a good life and stay safe, young man!
Lian Mai continued.
Next person please.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Finally a girl came. Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I have a friend. I have known him for more than a year, but I just feel weird."
Lin Feng: "How to say?"
"My feeling is that he probably likes me, but I feel like I'm in a backup role."
Lin Feng: "Sister, it's hard for me to make a judgment when you state it like this. Now I'll ask and you answer."
"Okay!"
Lin Feng: "Did he give anything away?"
"Yes!"
Lin Feng: "What have you given me?"
"For example, there are quite a lot of cosmetics, facial masks, and my favorite perfumes and lipsticks."
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
Write two words.
‘Show goodwill’
Lin Feng: "The other party has not confirmed a relationship with you, but he will do what he likes. This is a typical show of goodwill. You are now in an ambiguous stage."
"Almost!"
Lin Feng: "Besides giving away things, do you care about you in life?"
"Yes, when I was sad, he would come over to comfort me. Last time, the leader just wanted to harass me, so I was a little panicked. I didn't know who to look for, so I asked him, of course afterward. < br>
He said why didn’t you tell me in advance?
I said I was afraid of disturbing you or something.
He said you can call me then.
Even if I tell him something, he will help me solve it or help me with ideas. ”
Lin Feng smiled and said to the live broadcast room: "Very good, good, brothers, do you understand? Such words will make a girl quickly develop a liking for and dependence on you."
………
On the barrage.
"Master, this is on-site teaching!"
Quick,
Copy it quickly.
"Follow the target" + "Sweet words" = win successfully.
Isn’t this still dog licking?
wrong!
A licking dog only knows how to lick, and only a fishing master can do what he likes.
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Girl: "I've known him for a long time. It's been a year. His fight and I are related to each other. Then a girl suddenly messaged me. She said she was so-and-so's girlfriend. ,
Then I was a little surprised when I heard it,
He keeps saying that he doesn’t have a girlfriend, so why does a girl suddenly show up and pledge his sovereignty to me?
Then I got very angry, so I called him and asked him what was going on,
As a result, he said that she was either his girlfriend or a woman he met on Douyin. ”
Lin Feng tapped on the small blackboard.
Come,
Sister,
Look at this.
Then write down a few words.
When the first word 'before' is written.
The girl shook her head subconsciously: "No, it's not his ex."
However, as soon as I finished speaking,
It was clear that the words behind Lin Feng were "ambiguous object".
Together they are the ‘former ambiguous partner’.
The girl was startled.
Then my mind seemed to suddenly wake up.
"Yes, it seems that this is really the relationship."
………
On the barrage.
"Former Ambiguous Object"
Such niche writing.
Should I say it or not?
The military advisor is awesome
As soon as the word "ex" came out, I thought it was my ex.
Turns out to be a former romantic partner.
Damn it!
Suddenly awake.
The sword-wielding military advisor lives up to his reputation.
Not a single cut was made crookedly.
Attached
[Commentary from the military advisor: The best way to end a relationship is to take back your heart and become a stranger again.
From then on, they were far away from each other and their lives returned to peace.
Only thinking about each other, not seeing each other.
Three miles of breeze, three miles of breeze, every step of the way, you are no longer in the breeze. 】
(End of chapter)