Chapter 98 Scumbag? You deserve it
Lian Mai continued.
Ding~
"Hello, Military Advisor!"
Still a boy.
Lin Feng: "Hello, do you have any emotional problems?"
"Military advisor, I am not a good person, I have been a scumbag."
Lin Feng smiled.
Brother, are you here to surrender?
"So you are the King of the Sea, right?"
Boy: "That's not a big deal, I'm a scumbag anyway."
Lin Feng: "Brother, how is your mental quality? Is it tough enough?"
The boy was stunned.
"It's okay."
Lin Feng nodded: "That's good."
"Brother, in the next two minutes the public screen will be full of people scolding you. Are you ready?"
Well. . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
"I said that I can smell the smell of scum through my mobile phone."
"I look like a jack, and no one else looks like a spare tire."
"What brand of garbage bag do you have, and what kind of garbage bag can it hold?"
"You are so handsome that you are called Neptune, but you are nothing more than a water ghost."
"A toad puts on a frog's skin. It's not expensive to wear, but it's easy to play with."
"The longer I stay in contact with you, the more I like dogs. After all, dogs will always be dogs, and you are really not a human."
"I wish you infertility but may you have many children and grandchildren."
"Do you have 185? Are you handsome? Do you have a car, a house and an 8-digit savings? Can you sing, dance and freezely?"
"You don't know anything, and you are just a scumbag at most."
. . . . .
"Stop scolding, stop scolding."
The boy almost broke his defense.
Lin Feng: "Are you comfortable?"
"Don't tell me what's so good about this thing. I'm not ashamed but proud of it. Brothers, just listen to it for fun. Just take it as a joke."
Well. . . .
Lin Feng: "Come and tell me your problem."
"Military advisor, I can't forget my ex-girlfriend. I wonder what the problem is?"
Lin Feng smiled: "Isn't this retribution coming?"
Well. . .
Lin Feng: "Brothers, prepare the melon seeds. Come on, buddy, tell me your melon seeds."
"I...I have no melons."
Lin Feng: "Brother, I understand, you don't produce melons, you are just the waste of melons."
Well. . .
On the barrage.
Xiaodu: "What bad intentions do we have? We are just a simple little girl who loves to eat melons."
Want to hear,
Love to listen.
"Today's young people are either eating the melon or on the way to eat it."
"There was a quarrel downstairs in our house, and my mother and I stayed on the ground to listen."
Damn it!
"The melon door lasts forever."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "We first met while playing mobile games, and we just fell in love online. In fact, I didn't say anything else at the time. She kept saying she wanted to see me, so we met,
We were together for about a year or so. During that time, I kept telling others that I had a girlfriend, and I also posted on WeChat Moments saying that I had a girlfriend.
But she never posted it, nor did she say that she had a boyfriend,
Later, I felt it was not suitable and we broke up.
After we broke up, about two or three months later, I found a girl I had known for a long time who liked me quite a lot, and we got together.
But I just feel like I can’t forget the previous one,
After such a long time, I contacted her, and she kept saying that she liked me. She also responded to my WeChat messages, but it took her a long time to reply.
I don't know what my attitude should be towards her now. ”
Lin Feng: "So the last relationship was broken up?"
"No, I mentioned it."
Confirmed.
Lin Feng knocked on the small blackboard and wrote quickly.
Dude,
You are not a scumbag.
You are a pure fucking sword. Well. . .
. . . . .
Boys: "I mentioned the breakup" and "I regret it again"
Military Advisor: "You are not a scumbag" "You are a pure sword"
Ha ha ha ha.
Xiaoyao: "The military advisor is really my mouthpiece, I'm laughing so hard."
Xia Xia: "You think you are flirtatious, but you are actually a pure sword."
Gouzi: "I just like people who don't like me. It's not about personality. I'm a pure sword."
Xiaoxin: "It's really great. I get it but can't get it. I can't see it but I still like it."
miss Zhang: "Whoever confesses to me, let me reject it."
Qingtian: "It's not good to express your love, it shows your dark side."
"You have done it after reading the reply."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . . .
Boy: "Actually, I feel very good about her, but she is much older than me. She is 8 years older than me."
Lin Feng: "After you broke up with her, you started another relationship."
"How should I put it? We have known each other for more than ten years. She told me that she liked her very much and wanted to be with me."
Lin Feng: "Brother, you won't refuse anyone who comes. Don't you like pigs? Why are you still playing with me here?"
Well. . . .
. . . .
On the barrage.
Little Fairy: "What does zhong pig mean?"
Biaozi: "Metaphorically, it describes the next level of being a dog-licker who does not reject anyone who comes."
Watermelon: "He has to line up behind the dog, hahahaha."
Gouzi: "No, why should he be ranked behind me?"
Stranger: "Let's just arrange them according to the zodiac, okay? Brother, what do you think there is to fight about?"
The river flows: "Haven't you heard of it, pigs! They are not as good as dogs."
Poof~
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Boy: "After we got together, I broke up with her without doing anything. She came to me some time ago and asked for a kiss, but I refused."
Lin Feng: "It doesn't sound like you are particularly scumbag to me."
Boy: "The one I'm a scumbag is the other one."
Lin Feng: "So you are the prodigal son who has turned back."
"Well, actually my problem now is that I know it's impossible for us to be together. I'm very clear-headed, because sometimes I work as an emotional mentor with others, and I know very well where our problems lie.
The first one is because I don’t have enough money.
Second, there is a big age gap between us.
But now every day when I open my eyes, all I think about is her. ”
Lin Feng: "Knowing that there is no fruitful relationship, you let yourself get involved in it and deepen your longing for her. Brother, the only thing I can feel is that you may be too idle."
"Then do I need another relationship now?"
Lin Feng: "You are starting another relationship now, just to use your feelings to pass the time, so as not to go back to being a scumbag again.
I suggest you find something to keep busy. ”
"Brother, am I a scumbag?"
Lin Feng shook his head: "I haven't heard the feeling of being too scumbag so far. I only heard the late-night monologue of a clown."
Well. . . .
. . . . .
On the barrage.
Xu Xiansen: "Strategy Volume 1: If you don't take the initiative once, you will never know how much of a clown you are."
Baby: "Strategy Volume 2: If you take the initiative, you will really have a chance. You will have a chance to play in the circus tonight."
Ha ha ha ha.
Stranger: "Brothers who can't get out, come on, come on, come to the dog table."
Gouzi: "Sit down, sit down, eat vegetables, watch what I do."
"Come on, come on, you eat this bone first."
"I'm not a clown or a licker, I'm just a loser goblin."
"Stop talking, it's time for me to go back to the cave."
Hahahahaha.
. . . . .
Lin Feng: "The old pants don't suit me, but I don't want to throw them away because I spent money to buy them. They are not broken and can still be worn. However, when I wear them, I feel that they are tasteless and it is a pity to throw them away."< br>
Dude,
You are a pure clown,
Still want to label yourself as a scumbag?
hetui～
(End of chapter)